A Series of One Shots
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
74
Views:
28,105
Reviews:
422
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Dark Magician and Celtic Guardian: aalkiethia
WANNA BET?
“That’s an easy one, grab it with your left hand and jerk it til the cows come home.”
“What? That’s terrible advice.”
“No it’s not!”
“Yeah, if you want a rug burn.” Yami scoffed.
Yugi’s eyes narrowed, “Yeah, is that why you moan so loud the neighbors call? ‘Oh Yugi, don’t stop Yugi! Oooooohh!’”
Yami’s cheeks were dusted pink as he desperately tried to cover Yugi’s mouth from continuing. Joey nervously ran his fingers through his hair, waiting for the two to stop bickering and trying very hard to get the image of Yami saying things like…that out of his head.
“Guys! Guys, can we focus here?” Joey cut in. Yugi and Yami froze before slowly putting their hands back down.
“Sorry.” Yugi cleared his throat.
“So, what if he wants to be…on bottom?” Joey continued his questions for the two.
“Him? On bottom?” Yami laughed.
“Well then you just—“ Yugi started before Yami closed a hand over his mouth.
“No, you don’t get to give any more advice.”
Yugi scoffed, “Excuse me? Do you never want to have sex again?”
“If you keep telling him things like give him rug burns and try to not use lube, he’ll never talk to Joey again!”
“Well its hard to explain things when it isn’t happening!”
“Is that why you took 10 minutes to explain a blowjob?”
Yugi scowled, “I guarantee you if I was there I could make Joey a sex god!”
“A sex god?!” Yami laughed.
Joey shook his head, “Look, I’ll just…go ask…someone else.”
“Wait, let Yami explain, since he’s such the expert.” Yugi rolled his eyes as he sat Joey back down, looking to Yami.
Yami was about to continue when a stroke of genius occurred, his face of contemplation turning into a devious smirk.
“What is it?”
“I have a way we can show Joey what we mean and prove you can’t explain your way out of a paper bag.”
“I am not going to watch you two have sex.” Joey quickly said.
“No, no.” Yami waved his hand, pulling Yugi and Joey after him.
They followed the ex-pharaoh to the large dueling arena.
“Gosh Yami, do you ever think about anything else?” Yugi sighed in frustration.
“Just get up there.” Yami motioned to Yugi. “Joey, go sit, make sure you got a gooooood seat.”
Joey sighed, plopping down on a chair, he rested his head on his hands.
“I summon the Dark Magician.” Yami called, smirking as the card appeared.
Yugi sighed, shaking his head as he drew his cards, muttering under his breath. “Fine, Celtic Guardian.” He morosely replied.
“Perfect!” Yami grinned, throwing the rest of his cards down.
“What are you doing?” Yugi asked, looking at the cards as they fluttered down to the floor.
Yami smirked, “Take your clothes off Dark Magician.”
Yugi’s eyes widened, turning his attention to the magician as its clothes began to disappear.
“You can’t be serious.” The Dark Magician was now completely nude, still standing in attack position as if nothing had changed.
“Your move.” Yami grinned.
“Um…”
“Oh come on, you wanted to prove me wrong didn’t you?”
“Well, yeah…but…”
Yami sighed, “Just do it.”
“Okay, well, um…Celtic…Guardian…go um…go take your clothes off.”
Yami rolled his eyes, “Is that the best you got?”
“I’m warming up!” Yugi pouted.
“Well we don’t have all day, Kaiba’s not going to take it well if he finds out our version of testing out his duel system is to make them have sex.”
“It was your idea!”
“Well that was because—holy cow! Look at the size of that thing!” Yami gasped, pointing to Yugi’s monster.
Yugi’s mouth dropped, apparently Pegasus had been quite generous to some of his monsters in that department.
“Go kneel in front of the guardian, Dark Magician.” Yami smirked, watching as his monster glided over to the other, slowly kneeling down.
“Grab him with your right hand at the base.” He continued, watching in amusement as his every command was performed.
“Now slowly suck him off.” The Magician did so, slowly pushing the hard length deep into his mouth, bobbing at a steady pace.
“Now, thrust into his mouth, guardian!” Yugi called in excitement.
The guardian did so, roughly thrusting into the magician’s mouth so hard the force made the other gag, backing up.
“Wait, not that hard!” Yugi called.
“Told you.” Yami taunted.
“Shut up.”
“Okay, now Dark Magician, sit down and spread your legs so you can prepared.”
“Prepare the Dark Magician, Celtic Guardian, using…um…the hilt of your sword!” He grinned.
The guardian unsheathed his sword, bending down to sit between the Dark Magician’s spread legs. Yami and Yugi watched with wide eyes as the guardian slowly pushed the hilt in, noticing the grimace of pain of the magician’s face as it was plunged in.
“Even a monster knew that would hurt.” Yami continued to watch the hilt be pushed in and out of the magician. Its size alone was clearly bigger than most cocks, except in the guardian’s case.
“Yeah that’s good, now speed up a little.” Yugi licked his lips, watching as the hilt was brought quickly in and out, the magician’s face began to contort into pleasure, bucking against the hilt as it was driven in and out of him.
“Now suck on him while you do it.” Yugi commanded. Yami nodded in agreement, “Nice one.”
Both watched as the guardian bent over, wrapping his lips around the hard cock. His speed never changing as he continued to plunge the hilt in and out. He let his lips slide up and down at a slower speed, licking and nipping as he went.
“Faster.” Yugi hoarsely said, transfixed.
The guardian sucked harder and quickly, the hilt driving as fast as his mouth bobbed in and out. The magician threw his head back, biting his lip as his climax loomed.
“He’s gonna cum.” Yami watched with wide eyes, leaning in closer.
The images of the two began to flicker in and out, before they disappeared, the rest of the arena shutting down.
“What happened?”
“Power outage?”
“Man, what bad timing!” Yami grumbled, kicking his foot against the game console.
“Or maybe I didn’t create this arena for bad pornography.”
Yugi and Yami looked down to see an infuriated Seto Kaiba glaring up at them. Joey just sat looking between the two, clearly embarrassed to be caught in the same room.
“Hi Kaiba!” Yami smirked.
Seto’s eyes narrowed, “Get down from there now.”
Yugi sighed, “Is this because we didn’t summon a Blue Eyes?” He grinned.
“What? No!” Kaiba’s eyes widened, looking over to Joey.
“Were you taking notes?” Kaiba grabbed the papers from Joey who jumped up in protest, trying to get them back.
“Pick a big object to use before sex…take your clothes off first…Are you kidding me?” Kaiba threw the papers back at Joey in disgust.
“Get out.” He commanded again, pointing to the exit.
“Kaiba, don’t get so out of shape about it. Look we’ll really duel now, okay?”
Seto scoffed, “Yeah right. Is that what you called this?”
“Um…no, we call that sex.” Yugi replied.
Seto’s eyes narrowed in anger. “Out.”
The two sighed, “Fine.” Joey following behind them.
“Except you, dog.” Seto grabbed Joey by the collar, pulling him back.
“What’d I do!?”
“We need to talk about these notes.”
Joey gulped, giving a shaky goodbye to the other two.
Yami and Yugi’s voices slowly growing fainter.
“I told you I could do it!”
“Do what?”
“Oh don’t you even.”
AN: Whew, that was silly. I had to think about how to approach that request. Sorry for the long delay, I’ve been working on a new chapter story I’m really excited about and I’ve been dedicating all my writing time to that one. It’s a Seto x Bakura story set in Ancient Egypt and I’m REALLY excited about it! I don’t want to post it though til I’m done.
Anyway, I thought I’d share some photos with you too. A YGO Bookshelf I’ve been working on which has also been keeping me from writing. But its done now! Hooray! And if anyone is interested, I am selling custom-made ones. This one was hand-painted—took about 5 weeks to complete.
http://s247.photobucket.com/albums/gg130/kimi_ga_iru/bookshelf/
If anyone is interested in having one made, you can send me a review on here or email me at nlharpel@bsu.edu
Love you guys!
REVIEW REPLIES:
Desertrosetemari: lmao that’s a lovely suggestion XD I really love fractureshipping too. you just can’t go wrong. Lol, and I’m the same with the sticks. Why do I do these things to myself? Lol
Theultimatetoken: lol well thanks! I’m glad you like them so much : ) it makes them easier to write when you know people appreciate them. : ) I’m looking forward to doing your request too!
Blackgargie: lol oh meeeee toooo. I’d give my left breast to get in on that. ; )
Annieme: lol yep that pretty much sums it up! :D
Wicabeth: lmao, are you –sure- nothing like that ever happened now? :P
Kero: sure I can do that! I have a really long list of requests, but Id love to do it!
Darkfiretaliz: oh I’ve had weirder requests than that lol I can definitely do it for you : )
Halloween: oh that’s okay : ) I’ll add your request to the list! Its always fun to get characters in there you don’t see featured too often. ; )
“That’s an easy one, grab it with your left hand and jerk it til the cows come home.”
“What? That’s terrible advice.”
“No it’s not!”
“Yeah, if you want a rug burn.” Yami scoffed.
Yugi’s eyes narrowed, “Yeah, is that why you moan so loud the neighbors call? ‘Oh Yugi, don’t stop Yugi! Oooooohh!’”
Yami’s cheeks were dusted pink as he desperately tried to cover Yugi’s mouth from continuing. Joey nervously ran his fingers through his hair, waiting for the two to stop bickering and trying very hard to get the image of Yami saying things like…that out of his head.
“Guys! Guys, can we focus here?” Joey cut in. Yugi and Yami froze before slowly putting their hands back down.
“Sorry.” Yugi cleared his throat.
“So, what if he wants to be…on bottom?” Joey continued his questions for the two.
“Him? On bottom?” Yami laughed.
“Well then you just—“ Yugi started before Yami closed a hand over his mouth.
“No, you don’t get to give any more advice.”
Yugi scoffed, “Excuse me? Do you never want to have sex again?”
“If you keep telling him things like give him rug burns and try to not use lube, he’ll never talk to Joey again!”
“Well its hard to explain things when it isn’t happening!”
“Is that why you took 10 minutes to explain a blowjob?”
Yugi scowled, “I guarantee you if I was there I could make Joey a sex god!”
“A sex god?!” Yami laughed.
Joey shook his head, “Look, I’ll just…go ask…someone else.”
“Wait, let Yami explain, since he’s such the expert.” Yugi rolled his eyes as he sat Joey back down, looking to Yami.
Yami was about to continue when a stroke of genius occurred, his face of contemplation turning into a devious smirk.
“What is it?”
“I have a way we can show Joey what we mean and prove you can’t explain your way out of a paper bag.”
“I am not going to watch you two have sex.” Joey quickly said.
“No, no.” Yami waved his hand, pulling Yugi and Joey after him.
They followed the ex-pharaoh to the large dueling arena.
“Gosh Yami, do you ever think about anything else?” Yugi sighed in frustration.
“Just get up there.” Yami motioned to Yugi. “Joey, go sit, make sure you got a gooooood seat.”
Joey sighed, plopping down on a chair, he rested his head on his hands.
“I summon the Dark Magician.” Yami called, smirking as the card appeared.
Yugi sighed, shaking his head as he drew his cards, muttering under his breath. “Fine, Celtic Guardian.” He morosely replied.
“Perfect!” Yami grinned, throwing the rest of his cards down.
“What are you doing?” Yugi asked, looking at the cards as they fluttered down to the floor.
Yami smirked, “Take your clothes off Dark Magician.”
Yugi’s eyes widened, turning his attention to the magician as its clothes began to disappear.
“You can’t be serious.” The Dark Magician was now completely nude, still standing in attack position as if nothing had changed.
“Your move.” Yami grinned.
“Um…”
“Oh come on, you wanted to prove me wrong didn’t you?”
“Well, yeah…but…”
Yami sighed, “Just do it.”
“Okay, well, um…Celtic…Guardian…go um…go take your clothes off.”
Yami rolled his eyes, “Is that the best you got?”
“I’m warming up!” Yugi pouted.
“Well we don’t have all day, Kaiba’s not going to take it well if he finds out our version of testing out his duel system is to make them have sex.”
“It was your idea!”
“Well that was because—holy cow! Look at the size of that thing!” Yami gasped, pointing to Yugi’s monster.
Yugi’s mouth dropped, apparently Pegasus had been quite generous to some of his monsters in that department.
“Go kneel in front of the guardian, Dark Magician.” Yami smirked, watching as his monster glided over to the other, slowly kneeling down.
“Grab him with your right hand at the base.” He continued, watching in amusement as his every command was performed.
“Now slowly suck him off.” The Magician did so, slowly pushing the hard length deep into his mouth, bobbing at a steady pace.
“Now, thrust into his mouth, guardian!” Yugi called in excitement.
The guardian did so, roughly thrusting into the magician’s mouth so hard the force made the other gag, backing up.
“Wait, not that hard!” Yugi called.
“Told you.” Yami taunted.
“Shut up.”
“Okay, now Dark Magician, sit down and spread your legs so you can prepared.”
“Prepare the Dark Magician, Celtic Guardian, using…um…the hilt of your sword!” He grinned.
The guardian unsheathed his sword, bending down to sit between the Dark Magician’s spread legs. Yami and Yugi watched with wide eyes as the guardian slowly pushed the hilt in, noticing the grimace of pain of the magician’s face as it was plunged in.
“Even a monster knew that would hurt.” Yami continued to watch the hilt be pushed in and out of the magician. Its size alone was clearly bigger than most cocks, except in the guardian’s case.
“Yeah that’s good, now speed up a little.” Yugi licked his lips, watching as the hilt was brought quickly in and out, the magician’s face began to contort into pleasure, bucking against the hilt as it was driven in and out of him.
“Now suck on him while you do it.” Yugi commanded. Yami nodded in agreement, “Nice one.”
Both watched as the guardian bent over, wrapping his lips around the hard cock. His speed never changing as he continued to plunge the hilt in and out. He let his lips slide up and down at a slower speed, licking and nipping as he went.
“Faster.” Yugi hoarsely said, transfixed.
The guardian sucked harder and quickly, the hilt driving as fast as his mouth bobbed in and out. The magician threw his head back, biting his lip as his climax loomed.
“He’s gonna cum.” Yami watched with wide eyes, leaning in closer.
The images of the two began to flicker in and out, before they disappeared, the rest of the arena shutting down.
“What happened?”
“Power outage?”
“Man, what bad timing!” Yami grumbled, kicking his foot against the game console.
“Or maybe I didn’t create this arena for bad pornography.”
Yugi and Yami looked down to see an infuriated Seto Kaiba glaring up at them. Joey just sat looking between the two, clearly embarrassed to be caught in the same room.
“Hi Kaiba!” Yami smirked.
Seto’s eyes narrowed, “Get down from there now.”
Yugi sighed, “Is this because we didn’t summon a Blue Eyes?” He grinned.
“What? No!” Kaiba’s eyes widened, looking over to Joey.
“Were you taking notes?” Kaiba grabbed the papers from Joey who jumped up in protest, trying to get them back.
“Pick a big object to use before sex…take your clothes off first…Are you kidding me?” Kaiba threw the papers back at Joey in disgust.
“Get out.” He commanded again, pointing to the exit.
“Kaiba, don’t get so out of shape about it. Look we’ll really duel now, okay?”
Seto scoffed, “Yeah right. Is that what you called this?”
“Um…no, we call that sex.” Yugi replied.
Seto’s eyes narrowed in anger. “Out.”
The two sighed, “Fine.” Joey following behind them.
“Except you, dog.” Seto grabbed Joey by the collar, pulling him back.
“What’d I do!?”
“We need to talk about these notes.”
Joey gulped, giving a shaky goodbye to the other two.
Yami and Yugi’s voices slowly growing fainter.
“I told you I could do it!”
“Do what?”
“Oh don’t you even.”
AN: Whew, that was silly. I had to think about how to approach that request. Sorry for the long delay, I’ve been working on a new chapter story I’m really excited about and I’ve been dedicating all my writing time to that one. It’s a Seto x Bakura story set in Ancient Egypt and I’m REALLY excited about it! I don’t want to post it though til I’m done.
Anyway, I thought I’d share some photos with you too. A YGO Bookshelf I’ve been working on which has also been keeping me from writing. But its done now! Hooray! And if anyone is interested, I am selling custom-made ones. This one was hand-painted—took about 5 weeks to complete.
http://s247.photobucket.com/albums/gg130/kimi_ga_iru/bookshelf/
If anyone is interested in having one made, you can send me a review on here or email me at nlharpel@bsu.edu
Love you guys!
REVIEW REPLIES:
Desertrosetemari: lmao that’s a lovely suggestion XD I really love fractureshipping too. you just can’t go wrong. Lol, and I’m the same with the sticks. Why do I do these things to myself? Lol
Theultimatetoken: lol well thanks! I’m glad you like them so much : ) it makes them easier to write when you know people appreciate them. : ) I’m looking forward to doing your request too!
Blackgargie: lol oh meeeee toooo. I’d give my left breast to get in on that. ; )
Annieme: lol yep that pretty much sums it up! :D
Wicabeth: lmao, are you –sure- nothing like that ever happened now? :P
Kero: sure I can do that! I have a really long list of requests, but Id love to do it!
Darkfiretaliz: oh I’ve had weirder requests than that lol I can definitely do it for you : )
Halloween: oh that’s okay : ) I’ll add your request to the list! Its always fun to get characters in there you don’t see featured too often. ; )