A Series of One Shots

Dedicated to jadelioness—you are the pennas to my papilionoidea

RAIN, RAIN GO AWAY

He always said “the early bird gets the lumbricina” which was why at exactly 5:45 in the morning, Weevil Underwood was sitting outside waiting in the cold...and the rain. But, he would get those God cards, he would get those God cards even if he had to sit out here all day and all night!

He hugged his knees closer to his chest, resting his head on his arms. His body shivered from the cold, the rain already soaking through his shirt and thin shorts.

“Just a little longer and I’ll grab those cards the minute that midget leaves for school.” He shivered, pulling his glasses off to wipe the rain away. He’d been sitting out here for hours now, barely able to feel his legs anymore from the cold relentless rain. A crash from nearby startled him, his head shot up, squinting through the rain. Some purple and black blur was moving nearby, getting bigger. He pushed his glasses back on, frowning.

“What are you doing here, pea brain!” He spat, jumping up to his full stature.

“None of your business bug boy!” Rex yelled back, sizing the boy up.

Weevil stood his ground, glaring at the lilac-banged teen. He hated that dinosaur freak, always showing up, trying to take HIS ideas and HIS glory.

“Get outta here! I’M getting those god cards!” He spat.

“Yeah right! I’M getting them!” Rex shoved Weevil back, the green-haired boy stumbling backwards.

“You’re so stupid. Why don’t you just go DIE like all your little reptiles!”

“Oh shut up. A tyrannosaurus rex could chomp you in half in two seconds. What’s a stupid butterfly gonna do? Huh? Flutter me to death?”

“It’s called a papilionoidea for your information. And you wouldn’t be talking like that if I threw an epicauta on you!” He haughtily replied.

“I don’t even know what the hell you are saying.” Rex crossed his arms, looking up at the Kame Game Shop and the prize that lay within it.

“Just get outta here and outta my way!” Weevil grimaced, trying to move to the right of him. Rex looked back, bumping into the boy, their faces inches from each other, both quickly pulled apart, glaring at the ground.

Weevil blushed, crossing his arms and quickly looking away. “Do you mind?!” He spat, keeping his face to the ground.

Rex rubbed the back of his head awkwardly, “Sorry bug boy. Didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

“I’m not sensitive! I just don’t like your ugly face near mine!” Weevil quickly spat.

Rex blushed, pushing his cap down farther.

“Well I’m not gonna leave and let you get those cards.” Rex grimaced.

“Well me either!”

Both plopped down among the metal trash cans, looking up at the shop across the street. The rain pounded down, draining the silence with every clap of thunder and flash of lightning. Weevil shivered in the cold, wiping his soaked hair back.

“You should get out of those clothes. You’ll get sick.” Rex mumbled, looking at the boy from the corner of his eye.

“What’s it to you?” He grumbled, rubbing his arms to keep them warm.

Rex threw his arms up, shaking his head, “Just saying. Your clothes are soaked through.”

Weevil narrowed his eyes, sighing, “Well I can’t go home. There’s no one there and its locked. I’ll just wait until they dry.” He mumbled.

“But you’ll get sick.”

“So?” Weevil impatiently replied, since when did he care about him?

“How long have you been waiting here?”

“I don’t know, maybe 4 hours. Can you just not talk to me anymore?” Weevil asked in agitation.

“He never leaves those cards alone.”

“Duh, would you?” Weevil said, wrapping his arms around himself.

“You’re going to regret staying out here when you get a cold.”

Weevil sighed in annoyance, “I already told you I don’t have anywhere to go!”

“Well, if you need somewhere to dry off...” Rex mumbled.

Weevil looked up in confusion, “What?”

“You can, uh, dry off at my house. Its um...just,” he waved his arm behind him, “over there.” He grumpily ended.

“Oh.”

“So I don’t have to hear you complain anymore.” Rex added.

“I wasn’t complaining.” Weevil defended.

“Whatever.”

“Well, um…fine, fine, but only because I have a very important insect competition coming up.” He replied.

“Whatever. Just don’t think this means were friends or something.”

Weevil shuffled behind Rex, keeping silent as they walked down the empty, flooded streets. Rex climbed the steps to the small house, unlocking the door and flipping a light on. The house was small and cramped, unlike the large estate Weevil lived in with his parents. But his was empty and bare, no personality, no photos on the wall or grades hanging on fridge. The truth was, Weevil hated being home more than anything. He’d rather have to spend time with pea brain than go back there.

“Um, we can put your clothes in the dryer, you can change upstairs into some of my clothes.” Rex mumbled, motioning Weevil to follow him up the small, creaky stairs.

He pushed the door open to his room, clothes littered the floor which Rex quickly tried to shove out of the way. His cheeks tinged red, Rex quickly shoved old magazines and papers out of sight.

“Sorry.”

“No, its, its nice, I mean its fine. Its fine.” Weevil said, clearing his throat. He looked around at the trophies lining the small, cluttered desk.

“Thanks.” Rex smiled a little, grabbing some wrinkled clothes from a drawer.

“You can wear these, I’ll come back in a bit to take your wet clothes.” Rex said, starting to step out of the room, he turned back before shutting the door. “Oh and don’t touch my stuff, bug boy.”

“Yeah right.” Weevil quickly added before the door shut. He stared at the closed door a moment, thinking.

Weevil looked back at the clothes, setting them down on the unmade bed. Posters of dinosaurs decorated the walls, paired with old newspaper clippings from duel monsters competitions Rex had played in. One on the desk was framed, it was of him and Rex with Pegasus, Weevil was grinning like an idiot, having just been crowned the duel monster champion of Japan. Rex was smiling obligingly with his smaller trophy.

“Why would he frame this one?” Weevil thought aloud.

He placed the frame back down, so much had happened since then. Back then, Rex and he had been the best duelists around, no one could beat them and everyone praised them. Now, Weevil was a nobody. It looked like Rex felt that way too. They were completely forgotten, clinging to the past and clawing for a way back to the limelight.

He snapped out of his pathetic thoughts, it wouldn’t do any good dwelling on the past again. He pulled off his wet shirt, tossing it to the ground. His shorts clung to him like a second skin, peeling off as he pushed them down. His underwear was soaked through too, but he wasn’t about to hand those to Rex to dry.

He ran his hands over his goose bumps, trying to warm himself as he attempted to squeeze out some of the water from his underwear. He grabbed the tattered jeans Rex had given him, starting to step into them when the door opened.

Weevil jumped, quickly pulling the jeans on as Rex stepped in the room.

“Oh, sorry, I thought you’d be done by now.” Rex blushed, quickly looking down.

“Oh, um…its okay. I was just looking at your pictures.” He responded.

Rex looked up at Weevil, “Oh, yeah. I’ve been meaning to tear down all that old crap.” He looked back down again, his cheeks tinged.

Weevil turned a little, Rex’s pants hanging loosely around his hips, he grabbed the shirt and pulled it on quickly.

“You um…you’re not as ugly under those stupid bug clothes as I thought.” Rex awkwardly chuckled, grabbing the clothes Weevil held out.

“Oh, um…yeah.” He wasn’t sure how to answer that as his face heated up.

After a few moments of awkward silence, Rex nodded, starting to leave.

“Oh you uh, you don’t want your…” Rex started, embarrassed to finish the question.

“What?”

“Your um…you know.”

“Oh! Oh…um…okay.” Weevil flushed, pulling at his pants. He turned away, his heart racing as he pulled the pants down, embarrassedly. Rex gathered up some clothes on the floor. He caught a glance of Weevil from the corner of his eye, quickly looking away as the other finished.

“Here you go.” He said, blushing as he handed Rex the wet underwear. Rex took them, adding them to the pile of clothes with a mumbled thanks.

He left with the clothes, leaving Weevil alone in the room again. He looked around at the pictures once more, and the deck that lie on the desk. He could see a thin layer of dust on them, knowing they probably hadn’t been picked up since Duelist Kingdom, just like his. He hadn’t even been able to bear looking at his cards, let alone play.

After awhile, Rex shuffled back in the room, sitting down on the bed.

“You can sit down if you want.”

“Oh thanks.” Weevil said, sitting down next to him. He cleared his throat, resting his hands on his lap.

After a few minutes of draining silence, Weevil spoke again, “So, um, why did you decide to frame that one?” he asked, pointing at the framed picture on the desk he had looked at earlier.

“Oh, well, I just thought it was a good one.”

“But you didn’t even win.”

“Yeah, I know, its just. Well, never mind.”

“Oh, okay.”

More moments passed in silence, both just awkwardly sitting there, looking at the floor.

“I guess its because it was the last time we ever won. I mean, we were always competing against each other, but it was different back then. We were popular and everyone wanted to be us and…” Rex sighed, knowing it was no use saying any of these things. He paused, shaking his head. “I liked it back then.”

“Yeah, me too.” Weevil sadly smiled, he never knew Rex felt the same way. It was nice to know he wasn’t crazy or just being a baby, dwelling on the past like he did.

Rex smiled, not saying anything else. Just happy to know he wasn’t alone.

Weevil’s heart pounded, he twisted his hands nervously, he slowly leaned towards Rex, he tentatively kissed him quickly on the cheek. His face turned bright red, looking down at his hands.

“I’m sorry, I just uh...I was…” Weevil stuttered.

Rex blushed too, “Oh, no, I—I liked it.” he admitted.

Weevil couldn’t help but grin, “You did?”

The other nodded, hesitantly leaning towards Weevil. Rex took a deep breath, closing his eyes as he quickly pressed his lips to the other. It was awkward at first, both staying frozen with their eyes shut, waiting for the other to make the first move. Weevil hesitantly put his hand on Rex’s leg, scooting closer. He opened his mouth slightly, deepening his kiss with the other. It was clear neither had experience, sloppily kissing, the rest of their bodies staying frozen. After a few minutes of quickened breathing, they pulled apart, their cheeks pink and grinning goofily.

“I’ve—I’ve wanted to do that.” Rex shyly admitted.

Weevil gave a small giggle, “Me too.” He quietly admitted.

“How long until the clothes will be dry?”

“I’d say maybe an hour.”

Weevil smiled, “Good.”

Rex rubbed the back of his head, grinning sheepishly, “Um, Weevil, I’ve never…done this before.”

“Me either,” he said, “but um…” he shrugged, “I can guess we can learn together.”

Rex nodded, “Okay.”

Weevil straddled Rex, looking down at him, “Um…is this okay?”

Rex nodded, “Uh, yeah, yeah.”

Weevil smiled, kissing Rex again. He pulled at his shirt, peppering his face with soft kisses while Rex’s hands ran up his back. He scooted Weevil’s shirt up, letting his hands delve down into the back of his pants, Weevil gave a sigh of appreciation, lifting up to undo the jeans and slide them down. Rex quickly pulled Weevil’s shirt off, sloppily kissing his pale shoulders and neck.

He moaned into Rex’s ear, pushing his body closer to the other, his groin rubbing against Rex. Both gave a strangled moan.

“That feels good.” Weevil moaned into his ear, pressing himself close again.

“Just a second.” Rex whispered, quickly undoing his pants and pulling himself out.

Weevil blushed, standing up to pull off his own underwear. He sat back onto Rex’s lap, wrapping his arms around his neck. He kissed him again and again. Giving him soft kiss after kiss.

“Your skin is so soft.” Rex smiled against his skin.

“Thanks.” Weevil smiled, hugging Rex tighter.

Rex hesitantly grabbed Weevil’s hardening cock, giving it unsure strokes. Weevil’s head fell back, emitting a low groan, he bucked his hips up into Rex’s hand. From the sounds Weevil was making, Rex gained more confidence, quickening his strokes and pumps to it, feeling it harden and pulse under his fingers.

“Oh that’s…that’s…Rex I—“ Weevil stuttered, biting his lip. Rex buried himself in the crook of Weevil’s neck, kissing and nipping at the sensitive flesh.

Weevil’s breath quickened, bucking his hips more irrationally into Rex’s hand as it pumped him quick and harsh. He held onto Rex tightly, whining and moaning as he came closer.

“I can’t fuck I can’t—“ Weevil cried before finally coming over Rex’s fist and fingers. He shuddered in pleasure as intense waves ran through his body.

“Weevil.” Rex whispered, stroking the others thighs as Weevil rode out his after-orgasm.

“I’m ready.” Weevil lifted himself up, letting Rex line himself up. He slowly sank down, grimacing as he tore slightly.

“Are you okay?” Rex asked.

Weevil nodded, waiting to adjust. “It hurts a lot more than I thought it would.” A dull pain throbbed, slowly dissipating. He lifted himself up again, slowly lowering once more. Rex gave a low groan, his nails digging into the other’s shoulders.

“That’s really good.” He moaned, trying to stay still as Weevil adjusted. The tight heat made it hard for him to even think, feeling like he could explode at any moment.

He quickened his pace, bouncing up and down onto Rex, the bed squeaking with each thrust. He placed his hands onto Rex’s shoulders, using them for leverage as he bounced up and down. He cried out as Rex’s cock stroke against his bundle of nerves, making him bounce feverishly as it was pressed hard against with each bounce.

“God that’s Rex, fuck Rex….” Weevil babbled, incoherent of all other thought and emotion but the feeling of Rex buried deep inside him.

“I guess we’re not doing too bad.” Rex joked between his heavy pants.

Weevil nodded, “Yeah this is really good….Rex?”

“Yeah?”

“Can you um…you know, touch me again?” Weevil somewhat shyly asked.

Rex grabbed Weevil’s leaking cock, feverish pumps that made Weevil whine and cry out in pleasure. He slammed himself down onto Rex as hard and fast as he could, the two moaning in unison.

“Rex I can’t hold on, I’m gonna fuck that’s good. Please don’t stop. Don’t stop.” He moaned as he used all his remaining energy to impale himself onto Rex, desperate for hit him deeper and harder within.

In one last strangled moan, Weevil came hard and long, his eyes squeezed tight as his hot cum jetted over their sweat-slicked bodies. Rex groaned, pushing up into Weevil’s constricted heat until he came inside him, drenching his passage with his cum. Weevil gave a soft moan, slowly moving on and off Rex as he enjoyed the last feelings of him inside, easily moving in and out from the cum that coated his passage.

Weevil rested his head on Rex’s shoulder, gaining his breath. They gave each other a sheepish grin. After a few moments, Weevil pulled off, sitting down next to him. He gave a small chuckle. “Didn’t think I’d be doing that today.” he laughed.

“Me either.” Rex grinned. They pulled their clothes back on in silence, sitting back down on the bed. Both still just kept smiling.

“So…um…still think we’ll get those God cards?”

Rex smiled, “Yeah, I think we can.”

“Well, let’s go pea brain.”

“After you, bug boy.” Rex retorted, grabbing Weevil’s hand and pulling him out the door.

AN: I’m sure a lot of you were hesitant to read this pairing, if you did at all, but hopefully you enjoyed it. There is one story I’ve read that can change anyone into a fan of this pairing. Its called Still by Schwarzwald on aff and it is one of my favorite stories. So go check it out!

REVIEW REPLIES:

Blackgargie: mmm….noah….*fantasizes*

Wicabeth: at first I thought I may feel bad for mokuba but then I remembered, oh yeah its bakura, a little emotional damage is well worth it. :D

Terrie1958: *sigh* I know, it really sucks. It’s the same for a low amount of good dartz stories too, but I suppose that’s what you get when you love minor characters. *kicks something* it’s a wrong I shall rectify though! : )

Mystralwind: hey I saw you on the same yaoi community blackgargie and I are in. welcome aboard! Anyway, thank you for the lovely review. and well, you let me know what you thought about this chapter since you seemed so…excited about it. lol. jk. :D

Cody_thomas: well, it was bakura now. wouldn’t you suffer a little emotional damage to be fucked senseless too? ; )

Kytrin: I’ve done ones like that but not exactly, but I’d be happy to add the request to the list :D

Desertrosetemari: lol great note to self. Noted and agreed. ; ) there aren’t many with the pairing, in fact I think I’ve only read one where it was there but there wasn’t even lemon in it. and bakura was more just teasing him to pass the time. *pouts* its just not right. : )

Theultimatetoken: oh thank you :D your reviews are always so nice! Bakura makes me want to be evil too and have wild sex…with him…lol

Potionspet: can do! Thanks for letting me know :D

UPDATED REQUEST ORDER:

1. blackgargie: Yami x Yugi (1-4)
2. black-sage13: Yami x Ryou (1-12)
3. mochacocafan: Thief Bakura x Bakura x Ryou x Marik x Malik (1-17)
4. aalkiethia: Dark Magician x Celtic Guardian (1-18)
5. ireina15963: Dartz x Siegfried x Pegasus (1-19)
6. birddi: Ryou x Malik x Yugi (1-19)
7. mskkid: Honda x Yami OR Ryou x Yugi x Seto OR Malik x Seto OR Otogi x Honda x Yami OR Dark Magician x Joey (1-28)
8. lightdarkangel124: Joey x Seto OR Yugi x Seto (1-29)
9. dbzvelena: Seto x Mokuba (1-30)
10. matertenebrarum: Malik x Joey (2-19)
11. crazyfaucet: Otogi x Seto OR Varon x Amelda (2-21)
12. 1wildrose1: Bakura x Marik x Malik x Ryou (2-21)
13. dreamsrmylife: Atem x Yami (2-24)
14. theultimatetoken: Bakura x Otogi (2-29)
15. agatefluoirte: Yami x Seto (3-1)
16. rinran: Bakura x ? (3-1)
17. a thief a pharaoh a priest: Pegasus x Seto (3-4)
18. mydeterioratingsanity: Bakura x Ryou (3-9)
19. cody_thomas: Yugi x Bakura (3-9)
20. n.m.smith-mr.cackles: Joey x Seto (3-10)
21. maytia_thesorecess: Joey x Seto x Yami x Yugi (3-12)
22. purpleglass: Bakura x Marik x Malik x Ryou (3-13)
23. hikitsune: Malik x Ryou / Marik x Bakura (3-21)
24. kimiko4cookies: Bakura x Malik (3-30)
25. deadonsight: Bakura x Malik
26. swimmingsamurai: Set x Atem (4-15)
27. catti: Jou x Duke x Tristan (4-17)
28. cody_thomas: Atem x Yugi x Yami (4-17)
29. mystralwind: Seto x Malik (4-28)
30. blackgargie: Seto x Seth x Joeyj
31. girlwholiketosmile: Yami x Yugi x Atem
32. terrie1958: Seto x Siegfried
33. My Fizzlesticks r Awesumthnu: Pegasus x Seto
34. Kuro Ookami Hatake: Bakura x Yami x Mokuba
35. kytrin: Yami x Atem x Yugi