100 Puppies and Dragons

Author's Note: Halfway there! Just fifty more to go! …I suppose this is a follow-up to My Inspiration.

Party

Seto looked up as he heard the blond stumble in, scowling, then jerked his gaze back at the scroll he was reading. "So where was the party?"

"Aw, Seto, don't be mad," Jeno cooed, sliding onto his lap and wrapping his arms around the brunet's neck. "Dionysus was havin' a party."

Seto ducked his mouth as he leaned down for a kiss and shoved him aside. "A party that lasted two weeks!"

The nymph rolled onto his back and looked up at him, pouting. "But there was good wine, and lotus, and music and dancin'! Ya can't blame me for enjoyin' it!"

The brunet tilted his head, then shrugged. "Yes, actually, I can."

"Seto! Ya knew I was a nymph when ya started with me!" Jeno frowned and sat up.

"I'm aware of what I knew. Still, I'd like you to show a little moderation when you play with your friends," the human replied.

The blond huffed. "Jeez, you're so fuckin' cranky, I—"

Seto tilted his head. "Did you forget something, Jeno?"

"…Uh?" Jeno blinked, then cupped his chin and sighed, eyebrows furrowing together as he tried to remember anything of importance that had happened the last couple of weeks. "…I don't think so."

The human looked even more annoyed at that—and hurt this time, too. "Let me give you a hint. There was another party planned this week."

Jeno stared at him for a moment, then gasped in horror. "Oh, Seto, your birthday party!"

Seto huffed and looked back at his scroll. "Yeah. The one I had planned months in advance and that you promised to go to so I could prove to my friends that you're not just in my imagination. I've gotten quite tired of the way they look at me with obvious pity."

"Seto, I'm sorry—" the nymph began, but the brunet waved him off quickly.

"It doesn't matter that much anyway." He turned onto his side, away from him, then sighed and placed the parchment on the bed, examining the words carefully. "It's not as if they didn't already think I was crazy anyway."

Jeno fiddled with his hands, then stood and went over to grab his bag, pulling out the bottles he'd originally gone to the god of grape harvest and wine for. He looked at the brunet and bit his bottom lip for a moment before walking over to him and holding out the bottles. "I got these from Dionysus for ya. …They're the best he makes."

Seto glanced up at the bottles, raising an eyebrow, before looking back at the scroll. "How long did you have to blow him for those?"

The nymph immediately bristled. "I'll have ya know that I didn't participate in any orgies while I was there, even though this really cute satyr was givin' me the eye and my friends begged me t' join 'em!"

The human scowled. "You know, calling a satyr cute doesn't really help you. I don't know, maybe you should have joined in with them. Joined in and just never have come back."

Jeno flinched, and he might have gotten angry and snarled at him if he hadn't already felt so bad about forgetting the brunet's birthday party. He really hadn'tmeant to forget his party; he'd wanted to get some really good wine as his present and had gotten caught up in the festivities that usually followed the god of wine around.

Looking down at his feet, he sighed quietly, then carefully sat on the bed. "…Ya ever gonna forgive me, Seto?"

"I'll think about it," Seto replied, then scowled and sat up, holding the scroll up in disbelief. "I can't believe it!"

Jeno blinked. "What is it?"

"This philosopher I've been reading about killed himself! He was on the verge of a breakthrough urgh!" Throwing the scroll away, he turned and smashed his face into the nearest pillow. "He's been dead for several months and I'm just now getting a message about it I hate this!"

The blond tilted his head. "You could read some stuff from Chiron. I know ya don't really like centaurs, but he's pretty awesome. He's had tons of pupils that ya probably know."

Seto scowled and closed his eyes. "Yeah. One of them is Dionysus."

Jeno laughed nervously. "Well yeah I suppose but he's had a lot of other pupils I mean not just Dionysus he's had tons of other philosophers under his tutelage!"

The human sighed, brows furrowing together, before he finally opened one and glanced out of the corner of his eye. "Do you have any of his philosophies written down?"

Seeing a way he could be forgiven, the blond leaned forward, eyes shining with determination. "I don't, but I can find some!" He stood. "I'll go right now!"

Seto hummed and shrugged. "You could go take a bath instead."

The nymph paused, then turned to glare at him. "And what is that s'posed t' mean?"

"Hmm." Grabbing one of the bottles and pulling the cork off, he smelled it and hummed quietly. "Well, you went through all that trouble to get me this wine. I thought I might pour it all over you and lick it off." He paused as he heard the blond scamper into the bathroom, then took a swig of the wine and immediately shuddered with pleasure.

Well, perhaps he could forgive Joey for being gone during his birthday party. This wine was fantastic and he could almost come just drinking it. He looked at the bottle again, then grinned when Jeno scrambled out of the bathroom, sopping wet, and threw himself on the bed, wriggling onto his back and looked up at him expectantly. "This is good wine."

"'course it is. Dionysus made it himself," the nymph retorted, then arched his hips up. "Well, hurry up. I spent two weeks watchin' people have sex and not doin' anything. Show me it's worth it."

Seto scowled for a moment, but remembering how amorous nymphs were, he was surprised by the nymph's self-control. "Well, perhaps I should really reward you then, hmm."

Jeno squealed as the brunet poured the crimson liquid over his torso and squirmed. "Cold-!"

"You're a nymph. You should be used to cold liquid."

"Not when the liquids I'm usually covered with are hot," the blond grumbled. "Cum, saliva, hot bath water…"

"Start taking cold baths," Seto suggested, before he dipped his head and begin nibbling and licking over his skin. "Delicious."

Jeno shivered and dug his fingers into the brunet's hair. "Ngh, Seto, hurry up. Watchin' all those people havin' sex wasn't any fun!"

The human glanced up at him and smirked. "Admit it. It was a little fun."

"I just want ya in meeee!" the blond wailed. "What fun's a party if ya can't have sex!"

"…We wouldn't have had sex at my birthday party," Seto stated after a moment. "What-?"

"Gaaah fuckin' prudish humans you can still lick me clean just put it in me!"

"I can't bend like that Jeno."

"Well then can I at least blow you?"

Seto sighed in frustration. "No, because you missed my birthday. So I'm taking my birthday sex right now and just so you know how pissed I was that you didn't show up, I'm going to go as slow as I want."

Jeno whimpered. He hated when Seto went slow, but he figured he did sort of deserve it.