100 Puppies and Dragons

 

Author's Note: LOL this is short but it just seemed to fit so well. :D

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Unbreakable

"Hey, Kaiba, you said your newest duel disk is unbreakable, right?" Yugi asked with only a hint of the anxiety that he felt.

Seto didn't look up from his computer. "That's right."

"…And, what happens if it does break?"

"I reimburse the person and then I fire the shit out of the entire department that said it was unbreakable," the brunet replied, sighing, then turned to scowl at him. "Why? Did you break yours?"

Yugi smiled nervously. "Well, no, not really."

Seto stared at him for a moment. "…I don't like the way you said that."

He jumped as something slammed on top of his desk and turned to face it immediately, startled to find a broken duel disk sitting on top of it and still spitting sparks. "What the—"

"BOOYAH!" Joey pointed in his face with a grin. "Hope ya didn't pay too much for this new 'unbreakable' shit, Kaiba, 'cause it didn't take much to trash it!" So saying, he skipped over to his desk, sat down, and began humming happily.

Seto gaped. "…Wha…"

"…Whenever something 'unbreakable' is released by your company, Joey just takes it as a personal challenge," Yugi explained. He smiled awkwardly. "You'll still reimburse me for that, right?"

"…HOW!" Seto roared. "HOW DID YOU DO THIS!"