Where do the Babies come from

Sorry for the wait, but the weather of the last days… I was a little down and was getting nowhere… But I'm over that, yet.

Warning: a very hyper Marik (that’s worth a warning, right…)
I love hyper Marik, he is funny (well, maybe not for the peoples around him ^___^ poor guys)


Comments:
I'm very happy that you like this story, thanks for your nice words!


right_read_time: Thanks, I'm glad you like it

Yaminisu: Well, I'm not answering those questions, yet. But there are just two chapters left, and then you will know the real reason for asking that. As you see, this chapter is with the Ishtars, and the next will be with Kaiba. And in the last, Yami will learn what his Hikari is up to, and he will have a little 'talk' with their friends… (Poor guys ^____^)

smalvina: Well, I really hope that she hadn't the same image as she told you about it… At last not the same as Bakura, since Ryous version is nicer… (But Bakuras id somehow funny, I think… in a creepy way…)

yaoirose: well, as you see, Malik and Marik are the next one, and for his motiv… I will reveal it in the last chapter, when Yami knows what their friends were talking about with his innocent Hikari.


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5. Story time with Marik
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Yugi was so short away from simply turning around and going back home.
So short!
He wasn’t sure anymore if it was such a good idea to come here all alone to ask those peoples his little question.
Maybe it was better to just forget about it, since it was uncertain if he would even get a better answer than yesterday from Bakura with his Villa Frankenstein, even if Ryou had done his best to keep his Yami at bay. He would properly get a similar answer then from the thief king…

But before he was able to think twice about it, the door was jerked open and the short Hikari quickly was dragged into the house.

"Hey Yugi, what are you doing, standing all alone outside, don’t be so shy, come in! And don’t worry I wouldn’t eat you!
I wouldn’t get sated from a midget like you anyway, so it would be just a waste of time and effort, and you are a little too big for the stove, so I can't cook you correctly.
And raw meat is apparently not very healthy, at last the TV says so, and Ryou also says that to Bakura all the time, and why should he lie to his thief!?

And Ishizu would also be very unhappy if I eat the pharaohs Hikari, even in the rare case that I'm able to survive Yami and his rage.
And also, you are a friend of my own Hikari, and he said that I'm not allowed to eat any friends, neither raw nor cooked, or he will be disappointed.
And beside that, I don’t want them to hit me again on my poor head; do you know how mean those two can be to an unfortunate Yami? You may think Malik and his sister are nice and friendly, but the look deceives!
They are just pretending!
Sometimes they are so mean and harsh to me, they even yell very loudly at me, and then they say many unkind things to me, even acting as if I did something wrong and such!

And just because I bring sometimes a head or other limps home after an amusing night out!
Even if it is funny and I just want to share that fun with them by showing them what great things I did!

I give Malik a nice gift, and they are cruel to me and tell me that I'm not allowed to do that and 'Its bad manners' and that I should stop it and never do it again!
But what else am I supposed to do when I want to give him a little gift from the bottom of my hearth?!
Do you know how unfair that is? Do you have a clue how irritating they can be sometimes?"

Poor Yugi didn’t know what happened to him as Marik shoved him inside and started chatting without so much as taking a breath. Yugi couldn’t even say hello to him.
It seams as if he had seen Yugi through the window as the boy was still was thinking if he should run away or not, and so Marik made the decision for him.
And now the Dark leant against the door, and Yugi had a feeling that it would not be easy for him to go home.
He was about to ask if Malik or Ishizu were at home, since they hated it to let the psycho stay alone. Because you never know what horror can occur if you leave a very bored Yami without any supervision in a house full of modern technology. Technology said Yami could use as dangerous and deathly weapons…

But before Yugi could even open his mouth, Marik continued with his rant:
"Ishizu left a little while ago, and do you know what she said to Malik before she left?!
She told him that he should look after me!
Me!
But I'm the Yami here, I should take care and watch out for my Hikari, and not the other way around!
I can command the shadows and control peoples and make them do funny things and then rip them apart, I don’t need anyone to look after me like I'm a little kid that runs before a car without looking!
I just did that once and even then the thing didn’t hit me! It couldn’t, because it was in the shadow realm before it could even reach me, so everything is fine, but Ishizu was not happy about it, and told me that I can't do that, but I did it anyway, because she can't stop me when I do that, but that is not important now!
Important is that Ishizu was talking about me like I'm a little child!
But I'm not!

And she even told me to stay away from the kitchen or something bad will happen to me, can you believe that?!
That women is a monster, I swear!
She can't be normal, always threaten me with heavy things!

I mean, really, when have you ever heard of a Hikari looking after a Yami, that is just wrong! The Yami is supposed to watch over his light to keep him safe and warm and protected and out of harms way!
And she even ordered me to never again play with a knife! And I didn’t even do anything with it at that time; I just wanted to see what happen if I stick it in the electro-socket-thingy!

What the hell goes on in her head, she can't think that I would ever hurt Malik on purpose, can she?!
Because I would never do such a thing, and I know what I do, and I know what's dangerous and what's funny and interesting and there are so many things I want to show him, but they always just say I can't do this and I can do that, and I can't do anything!!

But I am a very responsible and trustworthy Yami; I would never allow my Light to get hurt by anything! Not if I can kill it first!
But Ishizu doesn’t believe it, and Malik also doesn’t believe it, no matter how often I tell them!
They are sooo mean!
But you believe me, right? You trust me to take care of him and keep him safe, right?! That I know what I do???"

All Yugi could do was blinking up at the whining Yami who bounced around in the hallway by the door.
The startled Hikari wasn’t sure if he should say something, or if it was better to just wait and hear him out, since he didn’t seems to expect an answer…
Marik stopped before him with moist eyes and squeezed his hands a little:

"You also think that I'm able to take proper care of my Hikari, right? Because I would never allow anyone to hurt him or upset him in any way!
And how am I supposed to know that the blender and the alarm and the washing machine and the toaster and the cars can't harm him!?
I was sure they are out to hurt him or eat him alive, so it was my duty to save him!
Because it is my duty and my responsibility as a good Yami to destroy everything that’s a threat for my poor innocent little light!
And I sure as hell don’t trust that postman; he always looks weird at Malik! What else should I do then sent him to the shadow realm, too! Better then letting him near him, and then he tries something!
Even Yami would agree with me!
It wasn’t really my fault, you know, I just did what I had to do!

And the vacuum!
Malik and Ishizu don’t have a clue what that beast can do, or they would never allow it in the house!
But I know!
It eats everything it can get with its snout!
Blowing it up was the only right thing to do with it!
I was way too nice with it by killing it swiftly, but is Ishizu grateful for that?
No, she tells Malik to watch over me!
She can't let me stay alone!
But I am a Yami, and a Yami can't be held back by anything!
You think the same, right? You agree with me, that I am correct, that Ishizu is mean to me!! Right?"

Marik looked down on the shorter Hikari while he jumped around and waited for him to agree.
Yugi wasn’t sure if it really is such a good idea, but in the end his curiosity won, and he simply had to ask:
"Marik, what did you do? And where exactly is your Hikari at the moment?"

It seems that it was the right question, since Marik squealed happily and clapped his hands as he smiled cheerfully:
"Don’t worry, he is all right, I'm hiding him!
Since I have to keep him safe and all!
Because Malik is a good boy and he listen to his big sister!
And nothing can happen to him where is now, because I am a good Yami and I take care of my Light and I know what I do, thrust me!" Marik told him proudly, but all that Yugi could say was a doubtingly "Aha". Not that Marik cared much for it, since he nodded fanatically as he told Yugi more:

"And then I went in the kitchen although Ishizu forbid it, she said I can't go in there, but she isn't here now, is she?
No, she isn't!
And she can't do a thing about it, I was in the kitchen, and do you know what I did after I went through the door?

And I switched one of the interesting toys there on, even if I don’t have permission to play with them, blow them up or throw them after strangers, even if they ring at our door without being asked to!

And I made this black drink that I'm also not allowed to drink, but nobody was there to stop me this time, because Ishizu isn't there, and Malik isn't there, and I am all alone here by myself!
But the damn stuff was bitter, ugh, even as I did exactly the same thing as Ishizu always does! Because I watched her, she makes that stuff always in the morning, and then she always says that I can't have any, because it wouldn’t be good for me, and that I never can taste it!

But today I made it myself, because it isn't so hard to make it if you know what to do!
You just put water in the container on one side, the brown powder in the other, then you press the red button and wait until it start to make noises and is silence again!
Easy, right?
Right!
But then I mixed the black liquid with lots of sugar and milk, and then it was waaaaayyyy better then before, but now it is all gone, I drank it all alone, the whole pot, because I didn’t know that you would come over, or I would have saved some for you, but I didn’t know, so I drank it alone…"

Marik nodded proudly, while Yugi slowly understood what happened before he came along:
Marik locked Malik away, Ishizu isn't there and then he got hold on a whole pot of much too strong coffee, which he drank with a lot of sugar!
And now he can't stand still and shut up for more than a few seconds, before he started to bounce around and talks like a waterfall again!

"If you also want some, I can make it! Really, that’s no problem; I know exactly what I do!
I can make more stuff, without any help from Ishizu or Malik or anyone; you just have to say so!
Come on, let me show you?!
I must show that to Malik as soon as he comes back, he will be proud of me! Don’t you also think he will be proud?
Of course my Hikari will be proud of me, because I defeated the beast alone, without any help, and I tamed it, and now it makes the black stuff whenever I command it to!
Isn't that great?
It is, right?
Right?"

Somehow it got harder and harder for Yugi not to laugh out loud as he saw how exited Marik was just for operating the coffee machine alone.
But sadly, Yugi was pretty sure that neither Malik nor Ishizu would be equally happy if they hear that.
Marik was bad enough normally, but now, with all the caffeine…

"So, why are you here if you don’t want anything to drink, are you sure you don’t want to taste it at last once, because it is not so bad if you put enough sugar in it!
And it isn't poisoned, I would never poison you, I'm not allowed to do that, and I don’t want to do that, because Malik likes you and Ishizu likes you and I also like you and I don’t want to kill you anymore!"

"How… nice…" Yugi said hesitantly, while Marik bounced around him like a rubber ball on drugs.
"Well, originally I had a question I wanted to ask, but I think maybe I wait until someone else is at home. I come back a little later…"
"But Malik is at home, he just can't come out at the moment!
And I'm here! Why don’t you ask me, you can ask me, and I answer you, you don’t have to wait! I know a lot of stuff, you know!? Come on, ask me something, ask me, ask me, ask me!"

With that, a hyper Marik grabbed Yugis shoulder and shock him a little with a wide grin on his tanned face.
It made the bouncy Yami look even more insane than usually, since it seems to be hard for him to stand still for even a moment. He was jumping up and down, and in circles around Yugi. Yugi didn’t even try to turn around to face him anymore, since it would make him dizzy. He just stood there and listens to Mariks speech.

'Isis should throw out all the coffee. And the coffee machine, too, just to be sure…'
But in the end Yugi couldn’t resist the begging Dark, because it can't be that bad, can it?
After all, it was just a question, what can possible go wrong?
(You mean, beside everything? ^____^)

"Well, if you ask me…"
"Yes, I ask you, what do you want to know, come on! I want to know! I know everything, and what I don’t know I know also!"
(You don’t need to try to understand this…)

Äh…Sure…"
This was the first time since the beginning of this week that Yugi didn’t want to ask this question.
But he just couldn’t refuse Mariks eager look, as Marik stood before him, hopping up and down in one place and clasping his hands.
And so he just did it, not because he awaited an answer, but to make Marik happy, since he would properly be disappointed if Yugi just went home without letting him help:

"So, well, what I want to know is, where do the babies come from?"
After asking this, Yugi closed his violet eyes tightly as if he was expecting an explosion or something alike.
But all he got was, yet again, a shocked "What?!"

Yugi couldn’t see it, but the insane, hyper Yami starred at him with wide eyes, his mouth open, and for a moment he was frozen in shock:
"Don’t tell me you really asked what I think I heard you ask!? You can't ask such a question, you can't, this is not good, no this is really not good! This is bad, very bad!"

Carefully, Yugi opened his eyes again at this outburst, as a tanned hand grabbed him.
And before the poor Hikari could get away, Marik dragged him in the living room, looking at all sites with something like panic in his eyes. It seems that he finally realized that they where still standing in the hallway, and so he brought Yugi to the living room.

"Bad question, Yugi, you shouldn't ask this, it would be better for you!" Marik muttered as he dragged Yugi away to the couch, again looking around as if someone would follow and jump him.
'Marik should really stay away from any coffee. And sugar.' Yugi couldn’t help but think as he sat down beside an jumpy Marik, the Yami still muttering and glaring around without a care if Yugi was even listening or not.

"Now they will get you, this is bad!
You were safe as long as you didn’t ask any questions about it; they can't see you or hear you and they can't get you as long as you keep quiet!
But if you start to ask questions they will notice you and then they can find you and hear you and get you!
Now they know that you are here!
And that is bad, really bad, because now no one can protected you, not even your pharaoh!
They will get you, it would have been better not to ask and not to know, but now it is too late, they know you, and nobody can help you anymore!"

"Help? Why should I need help, and who is after me, and what for? What the hell are you talking about, are you all right? Should I better call someone?!"

"No you don’t need to call anyone, I'm alright, I don’t need help! You are the one with the problem now, not me!
Because they are everywhere!
They have their eyes and ears absolutely everywhere, and they will come after you and they will hunt you and catch you and take you away!
Now everything is too late, you can't hide from them, no matter were you go, were you hide, they will get you!
Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but one day, when you don’t expect it, and you let your guard down. And neither you nor Yami can anything do about it!"

"Marik, please, calm down. And tell me what you are talking about. I don’t understand!"
Yugi cut the rambling Dark short, and Marik turned back to him after inspecting every corner in the room.
Again Marik grabs him and shock his shoulders, making the poor Hikari a little dizzy:

"What I am talking about? What I am talking about, the spiders of course!
They are everywhere, in every corner, and they watch you and are waiting! Waiting for you to ask this question!
That is why they have so many eyes, they see everything, nothing escapes them, and they watch you day and night!

"They sit in their net with their hairy legs, so many hairy legs, and so many eyes, everywhere eyes and legs and nets. They just sit there and hang there and wait for you to make a mistake, and then they can get you!
You are safe as long as you don’t ask any questions about the babies and such, because they are not allowed to do anything to you, you are practically invisible for them.
But that change after asking, that gets their attention!"
Marik let (thankfully) go of the poor shaken light for the moment to check the corners again, before he sat down once more.

"The only good thing about the whole mess is that they can't do anything to you in the daylight, they are normal spiders because of the sun.
I think they don’t like the daylight, or the sun, but I'm not so sure…

But the night, the darkness, it changes everything, and not for the better, believe me!
In the dark, they are able to contact their boss, somehow, without anyone noticing it!
Even I don’t know how they do it, magic, telepathy, letters, Morse-signals, I don’t know, damn it to hell! But somehow they talk with their boss!

And that boss is a very big, very ugly spider with red eyes, who lives buried in the earth, deep, deep down in a big, thick net where she can't go away, since the holes are too small for her.
And in this big net… there are eggs, and the strings are connected with every spiders-net in the world, and she knows every spider all around the world, because they all work for her!

And when someone like you comes along and innocently asks about the babies, she will hear about it, because her spies are everywhere!
But she can't do anything to you until you don’t ask! It is a protection of some sort; they can't see you until you ask!
But now you have already asked, and it is too late to take it back, and as soon as the sun sinks, the big fat boss-spider will hear about it!

But then!
Then that fat spider-thing will make a special, enchanted net, just for you, and only the boss can make such a net, and no one else!
But with someone as short as you, it isn't much work; you are not the tallest one, after all.
And this one, the boss, is also the only spider you can't kill with a newspaper, mainly because it is way too big to hit it, even if you ever find it on your own!

But this boss-spider, it lives since forever in her hole in the ground and decides all by herself who will get a baby and how not, because she is the only one who can make enchanted nets and has all the eggs dangling in her net!

And if she feels like it, she makes such a net and gives it to one of her many sneaky little spies who then brings it to you!
And it doesn’t help you if you go and kill every spider you find, because sooner or later one will escape you and then it comes in the night and wraps you in the net. And you are sleeping and dreaming and thinking nothing bad can happen, but you will never know what happens around you.
Then the spider steals you away and brings you to the boss in her hole in the ground, and you will don’t even notice anything! You will be all wrapped up in the net like in a cocoon.
The whole time you will be fast asleep, while many little spiders crawl all over your face with their hairy feet and they carry you quickly away.
And the boss-spider gives you one of the eggs to swallow, and you can't do anything against it, because the net let you stay asleep.
And after swallowing that thing, they carry you back in the same night, as if nothing had ever happen, as if you were in your bad the whole night!

And you will never know anything about it, and even if you don’t sleep alone, it will be no help for you. Because every one else in the room will get bitten by a spider and can't wake up until they bring you back, so don’t think Yami can watch over you and mind-crush them if they try something!
You will have no memory about you little trip, because the net will vanish to thin air as soon as the morning light hit it, and no one will ever know, not even you yourself!

But after that night you will be sick every morning, and you will gain weight and you tummy will get big and round after a while and you will eat weird things like chocolate with pickles!
And why?
Just because you where curious and asked a wrong question, and some stupid little spy heard it!
Just because of that we will soon have many little Yugis running around, no matter if you want or not!"

Before he could tell him more about the monster-spider, Marik was interrupt by a loud noise behind them.
Before they could react or even turn around, the door of the closet was wrecked, something blond darted out of it, and the next thing Marik registered was that his head hurts.

"Autsch! Malik, you are mean!"
"And locking me in a closet isn't mean?"
The angry Hikari yelled and hit Marik again with a rolled-up newspaper. Where he got that thing, or why he used that instead of the rod, only he himself will ever know…
The air around him seems so hot, it was a miracle it wasn’t burning, and for a moment Yugi wondered if Maliks hair would stick out in spikes like Mariks as he threw insults, and hard blows with the newspaper, at his Yami.

"And didn’t I tell you to stay away from the coffee?! Don’t even think about sneaking in my room at night if you can't sleep, or you will quickly loose some parts of your body!
And I doubt you will like that very much!
And I don’t give a damn if you are bored or not, I don’t want to hear anything about mysterious murders tomorrow in the news, or I will lock you away in the basement!
Then you can play with your spiders as much as you want, and for a very long time!
And trust me, I make sure Ishizu don’t let you out there accidentally, so begging and treating will be totally useless, get it?!

And what is this shit about spiders who get peoples pregnant by feeding them eggs?! Are you totally out of your mind to scare the poor boy like that, or what?!
Isn't it enough that I have to listen to your insane stories, do you have to drag him in it, too?
Just go on with that, and I will call those nice peoples with their trendy white jackets to see you!
They can take you with them, and deal with you and your monsters! I wish them luck and will even wave them good-bye!"

But before Malik could reach out to hit him again, which he did the whole time he was talking, Marik caught him by his arms and pulled him over to sit in his lap, ignoring all struggling and swearing coming from his surprised Light.
He hugged him tightly and pushed him against his chest, until Malik couldn’t move anymore.
Marik smirked contentedly at Yugi over Maliks blond hair:

"You see? I told you, he always hits me, and I haven't done anything!"
"Sorry? You didn’t do anything?! Did I hit you too hard, or are you really that stupid?!
You locked my in a closet to 'keep me safe', as you put it!
You drank a whole pot of coffee, just to go crazy and be paranoid and stupid!
And you tell Yugi stupid crap, do you really think I let you get away without doing anything about it? Do you want me to congratulate you for that, you…"

Again Malik tried to struggle his way out of his Yamis strong grip, but Marik held him like a big stuffed animal. All Malik could do was sit there with his arms trapped at his sides so he couldn’t hit his darker Half again, and swear and glare around with a cute pout on his face.
The newspaper was lying on the floor, out of his reach where he dropped as Marik caught him, and Yugi was also not much help for the poor light.
Marik on the other hand was clearly happy with Malik on his lap, and he rubbed his cheek against the soft, blond hair with a nearly insane grin on his tan face.

Sighing, Malik gave up his struggling for now and groan resigned: "You see, Yugi, with what I have to deal day and night?"
Malik ignored his clingy Yami, who swayed him back and fro, and humming a little tune. As if he was trying to lull Malik to sleep, obvious for everything else around him.

For now the hyper Yami seems to be satisfied with hugging and cuddling his Hikari and purr in his ear like a huge, content cat.
"Yugi, I hope you noticed that he," He pointed back at Marik, "is on caffeine. He is even less sanely then normally!"
"Hey!" Marik protested and started also to pout, just as Malik did since he couldn’t hit him anymore for being stupid and all. Yugi burst out giggling as he saw the similar expression on the Egyptian duo.

"Okay, now listen, this is important: The spiders are not, I repeat, not after you!
They don’t want to kidnap you (who would even want that!) and they don’t want to kidnap me! They don’t watch you, and there is no big monster-spider buried under the ground waiting to get you!" Malik said sternly, but more to his Dark then to Yugi, who were both looking at him with big eyes and tilted heads.

"As I was little, I asked Ishizu the same question! And yet, the spiders didn’t try to take me away, I'm still here, and I don’t have any children, right?! Right?"
He waited for Marik to nod, still ignoring the humming and purring behind him from his Yami, as Marik stopped it for a moment to protest:

"But what are those stupid bugs doing then, do you really believe they just sit around in their nets, the whole day, and just wait for the next fly? With so many gleaming eyes and hairy legs, they are plotting and planning, and some day they will get you! You where just lucky until now, and I also killed a lot of them, but they always come back to live, no matter what, they are worse then the pharaoh, because you can't talk with them!! But then again, a spider can't mind-crush you, so maybe Yami is more worse…
We should be very careful when you also asked that question, and until now they didn’t do anything, but then again, I bet a little Malik is cute, and we could teach him funny things, and I can take him with me on my nightly adventures, and maybe he can even play with Yugi kid, who we also can teach funny things. They can insult Yami then, and he can't do anything, because he can mind-crush the kid of his own Hikari…"

"Marik!"

But Marik ignored or didn’t pay attention to Maliks calls:
"But we must make sure that they never ask this question, or we have a whole bunch of them in no time, even if the little Maliks would be cute, but one Yugi is enough, we don’t need more of them, even if they can insult Yami, but Ishizu will object if we teach them thing, she always try to forbid me everything funny…"

"Marik!"
"What?"
"For the last time, no spider will kidnap us, and there will be no little Maliks or Yugi to listen to you. And if there ever are some, we make sure to keep them away from you, so much is certain!"

"And what did your sister say to you, then, how can you get a baby, if not from the big spider-boss under the earth?"

"She said the stork brings the babies, wrapped in a pink or blue blanket! They come in the darkest nights, when no moon and no stars are out, and the parents find them on their doorstep in the morning!"
"Lair!"
"Shut up, moron! I don’t lie; this is exactly what Ishizu told me! And why should she lie to me, she had no reason to!"
"Of course she had! She just said that because she didn’t want to scare you!
There where countless spiders around you as you where a sweet little child, and she didn’t want you the get a child when you where so young! And so she couldn’t tell you the true!
But you, my dear little Hikari, should follow Yugis example and listen to your Yami every now and then!
Yugi doesn’t always doubt his Yami, he believes him when he tells him something. Why can't you do that sometimes for your Yami, too?…"

"Because my Yami prefers to talk bullshit!
Spiders!
You couldn’t think of something more stupid then that, could you?!"

Instead of answering, Marik cuddled Malik closer to his chest; just get a hit on his fingers.
Malik had managed it to get a hand free from his hold, and he used it immediately to smack him again:
"Yugi, I beg you, don’t believe a thing that moron said! No one will kidnap you just because you asked a simple question, and you can't get pregnant all of a sudden, for no reason! Marik!"

Malik growled warningly as he noticed Marik gesturing behind his back for Yugi to not believe his fellow Hikari. In the end, he simply clapped a hand over Maliks mouth to silence him, while he still tried to convince Yugi of his theory:
"Yugi, you are a big boy now, right? Surely you don’t believe in the stork anymore, do you? AU!"

Once more Malik cut his Yami short, but this time by biting in his hand over his mouth!
"Aua! Hikari, you are mean again! How can you do that, I was just helping!"
"This is not helping! You just try to scare Yugi with your weird fairytales!"
"That’s not a fairytale; the spiders are coming, as soon as we all are asleep! They will get us if we are not careful!"

Malik rolled his eyes as Marik nearly hugged the air out of him, whining in his shoulder as Malik tried in vain to get free.

Yugi had to bit his lip or he would laugh again, before he stood up.
He stopped for a moment beside Malik and Marik to gently pet Maliks hair with a smile:
"Well, I think I'm going home now, since I don’t have any more questions for now. Have fun, you two!"
Malik starred at him with wide eyes and even forgot to struggle.
"NO! Yugi, Wait! You can't leave me all alone with him! He's on caffeine, and he's clingy and I don’t want to play with him, don’t make me, Yugi, take me with you, don’t let me alone! Help me, please, I want out of here! Make that he let go of me! Yuuuugiiiiiii!"

Malik reached his arms out after the giggling Light as Yugi went to the door. Marik also started to laugh and giggle as he buried his nose in the blond locks of the boy in his lap, again swaying him soothingly.
"Calm down, Malik, everything is all right, don’t worry, my little light, nothing bad can happen to you, because I'm here to take care of my sweet Hikari…"
With that he stroked Maliks hair, his arms still around the unhappy whimpering teen so he couldn’t run away and hide from him until either the caffeine wears of or Ishizu came back.

Yugi fled the house as fast as he could, just to fall to his knees and laugh and giggle like mad as soon as he closed the door behind him.
On the other side of the door, he still could hear Maliks laughing along with Maliks protests…

TBC:

Marik doesn’t hurt Malik, and he and his sister know that. They just fear about things like a knife in an electro-socket and such stupid tings!

Okay, and please don’t ask me how I came up with this one, I'm not even sure myself!
Spiders!
Maybe stupid, but I guess this at last answers how someone can be unwanted or unexpected pregnant…

And poor Yugi gets another shook in such a short time…
And why he even asks Marik in the first place…
But I simply love Marik all hyper and excited and bouncing around, even more insane then normally, clinging to and cuddling his Malik…
Call me crazy, but I think he is cute that way…