The Miracle Mutt
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Chapter 5
LadyVirgo1956: ^^ lmao. Yes, that was a wacky chapter but this chapter happens to be my favorite yet for this story. So enjoy. Love ya lots!
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Title: The Miracle Mutt 4/9
Author: Mizumiblu
Rating: NC-17
Pairing (s): Jou/Seto
Beta: Rroselavy
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Me No Own Yu Gi Oh
Summary: One Kaiba Seto learns that just like money, neither happiness nor Christmas miracles grow on trees It’s actually more in the form of a mischievous blond name Jounouchi Katsuya.
The front door closed with a slam and black snow boots thumped loudly on the hardwood floor of the large foyer of a mansion. The owner, with a small chuckle of hidden humor slowly peeled off his red-brown fur-lined coat and hung it on the coat rack by the door.
“And where in the hell have you been all night?”
A head splayed in tufts of silky black hair and dice earrings snapped up at the stern voice, bristling at the sudden movement.
“Oh, ohayoo koi! I haven’t been gone that long have I?”
Honda gave the dice master an incredulous look. “It’s six in the morning and you left the warmth of our bed around midnight, claiming that you had to take care of some things.”
Otogi shrugged as he gathered his untamed hair and wrapped it back into its trademark ponytail. “Well, it took longer than I expected. “
The brunet sighed, wanting to ask the one question that had been on his mind ever since they had left the game shop. He decided that now was the time.
“You’ve been acting weird ever since that conversation you had with Jounouchi, and there’s no doubt in my mind that your little errand had a lot to do with that. What exactly did he say to you that got you all bent out of shape?”
The dice master suddenly found it hard to look at the brown eyes that were burning holes through him. He walked up to his lover with caution, not sure whether or not anger was already present in those eyes.“Look Hon’, please don’t worry about any of that. I’ve got it under control; you just have to trust me.”
“I do trust you, but you’ve been acting so distant all of a sudden, and I don’t like it”, the brunet sighed as he felt a very soft hand caressing the side of his face. He leaned into the touch, not knowing what else to do for the moment.
“I’m so sorry, koi. Forgive me. I promise that after I handle this thing with Jounouchi, I--“
“Handle? O-chan, you’re making it seem like you have a vendetta against our friend. You guys aren’t still fighting, are you?” Honda frowned considerably as he witnessed the discomfort displaying itself on his boyfriend’s face. “Oh kami, please tell me that you didn’t go see him, or cause any more trouble.”
The raven-haired teen sighed as he gently removed his hand from the brunet’s face, choosing to hug himself instead. “You have nothing to worry about, so let’s just drop it, ok? It really has been a long night, and I would like to go to bed.”
Honda slowly backed away before he began to angrily stomp off to the room on the left, further down the hall. “Well I certainly don’t want to disturb you, so I’ll go sleep in one of the guest rooms.”
Cursing silently, the dice master tried to catch up with the rapidly, retreating form of his lover. “Don’t be this way; please? I don’t want to be alone right now.”
“Hmph, sounds like another one of your problems, and since I’ve been advised not to worry about such shit, I won’t. Goodnight.”
“Wai-“
Slam!
Otogi growled lowly as the door of the guest room had him almost tasting wood.
This was all that blond’s fault, him and his big mouth.
The raven-haired teen sauntered into the fire-lit living room and plopped down into the soft velvet cushion.
Considering the nature of the bet, it would have made sense to just let Jounouchi carry out his plan in wooing the CEO, but the fact that the hot-tempered blond somehow held such a critical key to his and Honda’s undoing, he had to do something about it now, while it’s an issue.
The troubled teen pinched the bridge of his nose in attempt to ease the headache that he felt gradually coming on. Who was to say that one day, during some random fight, the blond wouldn’t just blurt out what he knew, or, that he would use the information for another, future, threat.
The fire flickered in an unrequited response, causing the darkened green eyes to glow somberly.
Otogi couldn’t let that stand, and besides, with him constantly being on edge, Honda would eventually grow tired of the bullshit and then, ultimately, leave him. If the dice master desired to spend another Christmas with his koi, then he had to get that bet voided and somehow permanently shut the loudmouthed blond up.
And he would, even if it meant totally screwing Jounouchi over in his quest for love, and in the process, ruin a perfectly good friendship. But then again, it would be the blond’s own damned fault, HE was the one that dared to cross a line that his sneakered feet should’ve never crossed.
Pushing aside the guilt, the dice master reached deep into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone.
He had a few phone calls to make.
* * *
Two Days before Christmas…
Jounouchi sighed heavily as he ran his fingers through his hair in annoyance. He had spent days making sure that this particular new plan would work but now he required some assistance. He would’ve asked Yugi to do this favor for him, but his little friend had to help his grandpa at the Game Shop during its annual Christmas sale. No telling how long it would be before they met up again and with the holiday so close he didn’t have the time to wait. So he had to improvise…
Hazel eyes turned wearily to gaze at the psychotic looking woman standing in front him, as they both simultaneously reached the entrance of Kaiba Corp.
She had wild, untamed blonde hair, wide, glazed, light blue eyes and was wearing a very tight, provocative jean jump suit with a brown furry coat that looked like she had been swallowed up by a huge grizzly bear.
The blond knew she wasn’t the wisest of choices but he was desperate.
“Are ya sure ya can do this? Maybe I should just try ta find someone else…”
“Nononononononononononononono! Icandothis, Icandothis, icandothis! Ohkami, ohkami, ohkami, I’mgoingtomeetKaibaSeto. Howfantastic, becauseKaibaisgreat! He’sthebest! YAY KAIBA!”
The woman screamed and twitched violently in a way that made Jounouchi fear that she would eventually lapse into a seizure. He slowly backed away to put more distance between them.
“Uh yea, go Kaiba…look I just want ya ta take dis mist—“
“All the earth shall bow down to Kaiba because he is great and the heavens should praise his name because he’s the ultimate creation!”
“O...k…but …”
“KAIBA IS GOD!”
The psychotic female gave a mechanical laugh as she literally began to foam at the mouth.
The blond stared at her in shock before he finally relaxed and gave a weak laugh. No fucking way was he going to put Kaiba through this. He immediately looked at the invisible watch on his wrist as he gave a low hiss. “Well damn, look at da time. It was nice meeting ya and everythin’ but…I…gotta go…”
“YES! GOOOOOOOO KAIBA! BECAUSE KAIBA IS GREAT! HAIL LORD KAIBA, OUR MAGNIFICIENT RULER!”
“I’m getting the hell outta of here.” Jounouchi mumbled as he rushed past the convulsing lady.
“KAIBA IS KING!”
Fucking loon…
The haze-eyed teen couldn’t believe he was actually trying to seek help from a woman who so obviously needed help herself. What had he reduced himself too? The blond swore up and down that love was eating him from the inside out and that he was slowly wasting away. Jounouchi looked up to the heavens, it seemed, as he eyed the very top floor of Kaiba Corp. He smiled warmly at the thought of the blue-eyed beauty slaving away there, at the expense of others.
If love was indeed killing him, it would be a slow but pleasurable death and he would die happy, knowing that he’d been able to love the brunet. While on cloud nine, the blond had barely made it halfway from the entrance, when a figure stepped in from behind him.
“Excuse me, are you Jounouchi Katsuya?”
The blond turned around and his breath hitched slightly.
There before him was a VERY handsome man and if he didn’t love Kaiba so much, the CEO would’ve definitely been in trouble.
Thick ringlets of medium-length light brown hair flowed gracefully in the winter wind and greenish-brown eyes twinkled with warmth. The well-defined jawline and the…ahem…body build underneath that white leather jacket and blue jeans indicated that the guy was undeniably sexy, and older.
“H-hai…I’m him, and, um…you?” Jou shifted his eyes away from the gorgeous stranger, feeling very guilty.
“My name is Minori, and I couldn’t help be overhear that you may need assistance with Kaiba-sama? Might I volunteer?”
The blond once again found himself staring deep into mixed pools of amber and jade but for a different reason. “Ya called him ‘Kaiba-sama’, ya work here at Kaiba Corp.?”
Minori gave a deep laugh that caused the flustered teen to swallow twice.
“No, not exactly. I work WITH Kaiba Corp.” the man closed his eyes as he arrogantly fluffed up his hair. “I am Shuji Minori, president of Shuji Enterprises, and I’ve been in town for quite awhile now trying to settle on a da…err... deal, a business deal with Kaiba-sama. I call him that out of respect.”
Jounouchi smiled faintly and nodded, as the object of his affections did deserve such honor.
“So what’s this genius plan that you have up under that coat sleeve?” the sly CEO gently put a hand on the small of Jou’s back as they meandered back towards the glass entrance of Kaiba Corp.
“Well ya see…”
* * *
“You’re obviously too stressed to handle this right now. Shall we continue this presentation sometime after Christmas?”
Blue eyes glinted irritably at the beady-eyed, bald man, but knew at the same time that the other executive was right. Ever since he totally fucked up his chance with Jounouchi, he’d found himself pining over the blond even more. Who would think that such beauty, both in that sculpture and the words, could come from the idiot?
“Yes, I believe that would be the most wise, Hitoshi-san, arigatou. You are dismissed.” With that being said, Kaiba promptly turned around in his leather chair and stared off into the world of Domino outside his window. The thought of the blond being out there, somewhere, made him smile but at the same time, made him sad, since the roguish, handsome teen could’ve been there with him instead of just being anywhere else.
The door to his office gave a soft click indicating that he was alone again, and that knowledge made Kaiba even more depressed, as it always did.
Why was he such a horrible person? Sure, he could blame some of it on his bastard stepfather for have contributed, but did he have to be so weak to have it let it control his life, long after he’d been freed from the torture? Even the blue-eyed billionaire couldn’t understand exactly how his own mind worked sometimes, yet the mutt, the one who HE had been torturing, had still been able to care for him.
If miracles did exist…
Sharp raps to the door quickly jolted the brunet out of his thoughts and he turned back around in confusion to face the offending noise. Strange, there hadn’t been any other appointments scheduled.
“Come in and state your business.”
The wooden structure slowly creaked open and the head of his ditzy secretary showed through. Kaiba gave a long sigh before he leaned back further into his executive chair.
“What is it, Mari-san?”
“Um, did ya a-arrange for Christmas presents to come here to the office?”
The brunet slowly frowned. Other than what he usually got from his brother and the crappy cards and holiday mugs from his employees, he didn’t receive anything for Christmas. So what in the hell could possibly be delivered to him at his office?
“Iie, I don’t recall having anything arranged of that nature to be sent here. Dispose of it.” the brunet replied tersely as he grabbed some files on his desk and looked through them.
“H-hai…it look really nice but if you insist…” Mari closed the door quietly and went off to do what was ordered.
The CEO rolled his eyes and snorted as he zoned onto something quite interesting in one of his financial reports. Mmm, Christmas sales are a bit higher this year…
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH KAMI IT JUST MOVED! AHHHHHHHHH! GET SECURITY IN HERE! ONEGAI! ONEGAI!”
Kaiba nearly fell out of his seat at the hysterical cries of his secretary. He quickly recovered, promptly stood up from his desk and curious, walked towards the door.
“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT! THERE IT IS AGAIN!”
“Just stand back Mari, we’ll handle it.”
After hearing the voice of his head security guard, the brunet became even more curious as he grabbed the doorknob and swung the door open.
“Alright men, stand your ground! It might be some attempt at Kaiba-sama’s li—“
“What in the hell is going on out here?” the billionaire teen bellowed out, glaring at one scared female and five serious men of his security team.
“I advise you to stay in your office Kaiba-sama, this could be dangerous.” Isono recommended as he and his men pointed their guns at the offending object.
“Dangerous?! What are y—“ Kaiba found himself unable to breathe as his eyes followed the trail of guns that led to a green basket full of gold and red bows.
Now what did that remind him of?
The bows began to rustle as the object inside began to move again. Shocked, the brunet jumped back, which in turn, alarmed the guards.
“Dammit, we can’t chance this. On three, I’m going to shoot.” Isono shifted into a shooting stance and went rigid. “If something bad happens after I shoot, Kenta you quickly escort Kaiba-sama to safety.”
The red-headed guard nodded his head in acknowledgement as he moved to get closer to the life he was sworn to protect.
“The rest of you, back me up.”
“HAI!”
Something wasn’t right about this…
“One”
That night with Jou…
“Two”
He had asked him a question…
One of the security men cocked his gun in advance and inadvertently triggered a memory within the stoic CEO.
‘What would make you happy, Kaiba?’
“Three”
“SHIT! DON’T SHOOT!” Determined to keep his gift alive, Kaiba rushed forward and grabbed Isono’s wrist just as the shot was fired.
BLAM!
There was a split second of silence as Mari screamed and covered her ears, crying.
Hands still locked on Isono’s wrist, the stunned teen looked to the basket that was…
Untouched.
With a silent sigh of relief, the blue-eyed teen released his hold and then looked around until he spotted where the bullet had gone. Well Mari certainly won’t be using AIM for the rest of the day…
“KAIBA-SAMA!” The head security red-faced and trembling looked to his employer in anger and relief. “HAVE YOU LOST YO—“
“Shut up.” The brunet quietly said as he walked forward and kneeled down to the large green basket,
“Gomen nasai, Kaiba-sama but if I’m to put your safety as top priority, you can’t be doing something that stupid and reckless! I can’t belie—“
“Dammit Isono-san! Are you questioning my authority?! I said shut the fuck up!”
“But –“
“You’re dismissed.”
“Please, if you just –“
“Isono-san, if you want to continue to feed your family with a Kaiba Corp paycheck, I advise you to take your men and leave!”
“Kai-“
“LEAVE!...Please…”
Startled at the sudden softness of his boss’s voice, Isono quickly bowed and signaled for his men to follow him. “We’ll be taking Mari with us then, but please, just be careful Kaiba-sama…”
“Hai…” the brunet whispered as he stared at the moving bows for a little longer. When he felt the familiar presence of loneliness again, the CEO, hesitantly at first, reached into the basket. He gasped when he felt the warm, trembling body under his touch.
Ignoring the tears that stung his eyes at the slight recognition of what he was about to unveil, he gently lifted the breathing mass up.
Brown felt antlers decorated with holly berries began to rise up from the colorful array of ribbons, causing the tears that were at the corners of his blue eyes to swell
If miracles did exist…
Huge chocolate brown eyes gazed deep into watery blue ones, as the owner wagged its tail happily. It whimpered around the gold rose it had in its mouth.
‘What would make you happy Kaiba?”
‘How about a dog with reindeer antlers delivered to me in a green basket’
Choking back a sob, Kaiba placed the puppy into his lap and carefully pried the gold rose from between its teeth. He fingered the red bow and the small white card attached.
‘Well…are you happy now?’
After reading the words on the card, everything became blurry as the brunet began to laugh in joy and relief, his tears, for once, being from happiness.
If miracles did exist...
Then he had certainly already met the angel who performed them.
Getting up, the blushing teen picked up the basket in his left hand and cuddled the restless puppy in his right as he made his way back into his office. He never noticed the two figures approaching him from behind.
Excited greenish-brown eyes looked to equally excited hazel ones as both men approach the young business man.
Minori gripped the mistletoe in his hand and was the first, and only one, to walk into the office as he emotionlessly slammed the door in the other’s face and locked it.
A series of pounding and ratting of the door almost off its hinges shattered the silence.
“WHAT…? YA RAT BASTARD!!!!!!”
“Jounouchi?” Kaiba immediately turned around but instead found himself face to face with his business partner.
“Minori…?”
“I’m here bearing a gift.” The older male with a smirk held up the mistletoe. “I do hope you like it.”
“I SWEAR WHEN I GET MAH HANDS ON YA, YA DEAD! SIX FEET UNDA YA HEAR ME!” The rattling and pounding became more vicious as all sorts of curses began to distort the muffled Brooklyn-style infected speech. “GAH-DAMMIT!!!!! SETOOOOOO!”
“Jounouchi!” the brunet tried to make his way to let the blond in but was forcefully pushed back. “What the fuck is your problem, and why are you even here?!”
“Hush, you sexy fool!” the CEO of Shuji Enterprises replied in a hushed, husky tone as he raised the mistletoe higher.
“What?!”
“Shut up and kiss me you erotic beast of my nightmares!”
In utter shock and horror, Kaiba dropped the bundle in his arms. The puppy yelped in surprise and pain as it hit the floor and the red and gold bows from the green basket scattered all over the plush carpet. “Don’t you come near me. Don’t you dare!”
“Don’t be afraid, my precious dragon boy. I know you want it. So get your delectable ass over here!” with a primal growl, Minori lunged forward and entrapped the lithe body within his arms.
The brunet’s eyes nearly popped out of his skull as a pair of eager lips crashed upon his own. “Mmmf! MMMMMMMMMMFffmmm! MMMMMMMMMMMMM!”
* * *
“WHAT’S WIT ALL DAT ‘MMMMM’?! THERE SHOULDN’T BE ANY OF DAT SHIT!” Jounouchi screeched as he desperately threw his body against the door.
“AHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK! GAH-DAMMIT!” The muffled voice of one distressed CEO again float’s to the blond’s ears. “AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
“I DON’T WANT TA HEAR DAT EITHER! KAMI, SETO! JUST SAY NO! JUST SAY NOOO! DAMN YOU!” The irate teen gave the door one huge kick that had him screaming out a new string of curses and jumping in pain on one foot.
“Fuck! I gotta get in there…” Hazel eyes frantically looked around until he noticed a set a keys on the secretary’s desk.
* * *
“GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LOON BASTARD!” Kaiba screamed as he ran in wild goose circles within his office with one crazed CEO fan on his heel. He then tripped violently and fell to his knees with a thud. Gasping for air, the blue-eyed teen glanced behind his shoulder and saw the rapid form approaching him.
“Ah so you want me doggie-style, do you? Gah! So sexy!”
In another rush of fright, Kaiba crawled frantically over the floor until he made it behind his desk and hoisted himself up.
“Don’t you see Seto, my love, its destiny! Remember that day when you signed my favorite duel monster card?”
The brunet paused behind the temporary sanctuary of his desk. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID THAT CARD WAS FOR YOUR SON!”
“Never mind the trivial details, darling! The point is, it changed my life and I was determined to become your number one fan! I have a whole room in my mansion dedicated to you and I also saved all the love letters you’ve sent me.”
“THOSE WERE NOT LOVE LETTERS YOU IDIOT! THEY WERE COURTESY LETTERS THANKING YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU’VE CONTRIBUTED TO KAIBA CORP! AND I DIDN’T EVEN SIGN THEM! MY SECRETARY DID!” Kaiba dodges to either side of his desk, getting frustrated that the psychotic businessman was matching him step for step. He honestly felt like one of those idiotic American quarterbacks.
“I LOVE YOU SETO! LET ME MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU!” Minori dove over the desk, grabbing the distraught genius by the waist. “I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!”
“BABIES? GET HELP YOU CRAZY SON OF BITCH! WITH ALL THAT MONEY YOU HAVE, GET SOME FUCKING HELP!” the brunet lets out a short gasp as he felt himself falling onto the floor with a very heavy body falling with him from over the desk. “AH! DAMMIT! SECURITY! SECURITY! FOR CRYING OUTLOUD COME BACK AND SHOOT! I WON’T STOP YOU THIS TIME! TASUKETE!!!!!!!!!”
Just then the double doors swing open with a bang, showing a very ferocious golden dragon, chest heaving in anger
A pale hand feebly gripped the edge of the desk only to have a bigger hand loom over it and grab it. A pitiful whining noise floated from behind the piece of furniture as the smooth creamy hand was dragged back down and out of view. “Ta.sukete…..” came the weak voice of the usual calm CEO.
“Oh you’re fucking dead, pal.” Jounouchi wrestled out of his coat, light brown sweater and T-shirt, leaving him bare-chested as he raced and dove headfirst over the desk. “I’m gonna deck the halls with your bowels!”
The little blond golden retriever whimpered as he lay upon the carpet, his ears covering his eyes. Whatever was going on behind that desk, he didn’t want to know. He just hoped that his new master was going to be ok. Soon, a thunderous stampede of footsteps shook the floor with its vibrations, as the puppy lifted his head up in curiosity.
Six uniformed men reached the opened doors.
“KAIBA-SAMA!” Isono yelled out and nearly fainted as he saw scrapes of clothes being tossed over the desk, accompanied with some very questionable noises. “Oh Kami…sorry I didn’t mean to distur…”
“GAH-DAMMIT ISONO, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”
The group of security officers immediately ran up to the desk and peeked over, and all gasped in unison.
There before them was a very naked, very scared brunet executive staring straight at them while wedged between two other men, who were also missing a great deal of clothes.
The one they identified to be Minori, who was sporting a black eye, had Kaiba in a tight bear hug, kissing his neck from behind, while the other assailant, an unknown blond was leaning over their boss, repeatedly punching the other CEO in the head while repeating in a mantra, “GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF…”
“A—hem” Isono had certainly seen enough.
The remaining two males look up and right away knew they were in some deep shit.
“Heh…heh…” Jounouchi then laughed nervously as he eased up off the two bodies. He swallowed a huge lump in his throat. “So…uh….ya guys wanna help?”
* * *
“Arigatou Gozaimasu, please come back again!” A violet-eyed teen said very brightly in delight as he handed the customer her bag and then closed the cash register.
“Irrashaimase!” Yugi then turned to face the gentleman waiting in line. “May I help you?”
He didn’t hear the phone ring in the background but the Senior Motou did as he picked it up from the cradle. “Moshi, Moshi….erm..h-hai. I’ll accept the charges…”
“Yeah, the Kuriboh plushies should be right over there to your left…” the smaller Motou then looked behind him just in time to see the phone being handed to him. “Who is it, grandfather?”
“It’s…Jounouchi…”
A bit worried now, Yugi walked briskly over and took the phone from much older hands.
“Jou-kun? What on earth?”
* * *
The blond eyed the big, burley dude staring at his ass before he replied dryly into the receiver. “Yeah so, I’m in jail.”
To be continued…
*Tasukete – Help!
*Irrashaimase – Welcome
Items Used:
A large green basket full of gold/red bows
A puppy wearing reindeer antlers
A gold rose with a red bow
Seto jumped by fan boy with mistletoe
Total Word Count For Chapter 4: 4,239
Anono: *grins* Well here it is, the chapter I wanted you to read. I so hope you find as enjoyable as I did when I wrote it. *glomps* Love ya lots.
Passing Reader: Haha. I have favorite items on that list and so I make sure to make it is as funny as it should be when I use them. This chapter is definitely no exception.I again thank you for your reviews and please by all means, keep reading. XD Love ya lots.
Kisa: *blushes* Oh why thank you so much dear. I try to improve each time I write a story and when I do think up of ideas, I try to reach out to different audicences. However its thrilling to know that I have fans that just all out like my writing style. *glomps* And yes, I really did put Kaiba into character in that last chapter ^^ I'm glad you liked it. Well till next time, love ya lots my dear.
Velvetina: *grins* I'm glad that you're taking the time out to read the chapters again to review them. thank you so much. *glomps*
Ugh, that must be a pain then. Well I'm always thinking about you, I sure do hope you get well. *hugs*
I definitely keep you updates on my courses! ^^ If all of a sudden stopped updating again, its because I lapsed into a coma from all the reading and writing I'll be doing lol.
*squeals* That is mega cool that you got to see Rose in NY! What did you guys do? You really do have some of the cooliest friend on the Lair. ^^ Hopefully, eventually down the line, I'll get well acquainted too. :P Yes, kick ass we will be. lol I will definitely have a looksie around when things aren't as hectic. I really did left a lot on plate. *goes back to typing* *grins* And i really appreciate you my dear. love ya lots!
Setos wifey: lol. oh hon, I have quite a few chapters to go. *winks* Keep reading and thanks. Love ya lots!
Chelsy: *mega glomps* Oh how sweet are you! thank you so much for inflating my ego! ^^ lol just kidding. But I am glad that you're loving the story. lol I'm in love with my Jou's charm. He's quite the handfull. I really love him in this chapter. *grins* Why don't you scroll on down lol. Love ya lots!
Title: The Miracle Mutt 4/9
Author: Mizumiblu
Rating: NC-17
Pairing (s): Jou/Seto
Beta: Rroselavy
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Me No Own Yu Gi Oh
Summary: One Kaiba Seto learns that just like money, neither happiness nor Christmas miracles grow on trees It’s actually more in the form of a mischievous blond name Jounouchi Katsuya.
The front door closed with a slam and black snow boots thumped loudly on the hardwood floor of the large foyer of a mansion. The owner, with a small chuckle of hidden humor slowly peeled off his red-brown fur-lined coat and hung it on the coat rack by the door.
“And where in the hell have you been all night?”
A head splayed in tufts of silky black hair and dice earrings snapped up at the stern voice, bristling at the sudden movement.
“Oh, ohayoo koi! I haven’t been gone that long have I?”
Honda gave the dice master an incredulous look. “It’s six in the morning and you left the warmth of our bed around midnight, claiming that you had to take care of some things.”
Otogi shrugged as he gathered his untamed hair and wrapped it back into its trademark ponytail. “Well, it took longer than I expected. “
The brunet sighed, wanting to ask the one question that had been on his mind ever since they had left the game shop. He decided that now was the time.
“You’ve been acting weird ever since that conversation you had with Jounouchi, and there’s no doubt in my mind that your little errand had a lot to do with that. What exactly did he say to you that got you all bent out of shape?”
The dice master suddenly found it hard to look at the brown eyes that were burning holes through him. He walked up to his lover with caution, not sure whether or not anger was already present in those eyes.“Look Hon’, please don’t worry about any of that. I’ve got it under control; you just have to trust me.”
“I do trust you, but you’ve been acting so distant all of a sudden, and I don’t like it”, the brunet sighed as he felt a very soft hand caressing the side of his face. He leaned into the touch, not knowing what else to do for the moment.
“I’m so sorry, koi. Forgive me. I promise that after I handle this thing with Jounouchi, I--“
“Handle? O-chan, you’re making it seem like you have a vendetta against our friend. You guys aren’t still fighting, are you?” Honda frowned considerably as he witnessed the discomfort displaying itself on his boyfriend’s face. “Oh kami, please tell me that you didn’t go see him, or cause any more trouble.”
The raven-haired teen sighed as he gently removed his hand from the brunet’s face, choosing to hug himself instead. “You have nothing to worry about, so let’s just drop it, ok? It really has been a long night, and I would like to go to bed.”
Honda slowly backed away before he began to angrily stomp off to the room on the left, further down the hall. “Well I certainly don’t want to disturb you, so I’ll go sleep in one of the guest rooms.”
Cursing silently, the dice master tried to catch up with the rapidly, retreating form of his lover. “Don’t be this way; please? I don’t want to be alone right now.”
“Hmph, sounds like another one of your problems, and since I’ve been advised not to worry about such shit, I won’t. Goodnight.”
“Wai-“
Slam!
Otogi growled lowly as the door of the guest room had him almost tasting wood.
This was all that blond’s fault, him and his big mouth.
The raven-haired teen sauntered into the fire-lit living room and plopped down into the soft velvet cushion.
Considering the nature of the bet, it would have made sense to just let Jounouchi carry out his plan in wooing the CEO, but the fact that the hot-tempered blond somehow held such a critical key to his and Honda’s undoing, he had to do something about it now, while it’s an issue.
The troubled teen pinched the bridge of his nose in attempt to ease the headache that he felt gradually coming on. Who was to say that one day, during some random fight, the blond wouldn’t just blurt out what he knew, or, that he would use the information for another, future, threat.
The fire flickered in an unrequited response, causing the darkened green eyes to glow somberly.
Otogi couldn’t let that stand, and besides, with him constantly being on edge, Honda would eventually grow tired of the bullshit and then, ultimately, leave him. If the dice master desired to spend another Christmas with his koi, then he had to get that bet voided and somehow permanently shut the loudmouthed blond up.
And he would, even if it meant totally screwing Jounouchi over in his quest for love, and in the process, ruin a perfectly good friendship. But then again, it would be the blond’s own damned fault, HE was the one that dared to cross a line that his sneakered feet should’ve never crossed.
Pushing aside the guilt, the dice master reached deep into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone.
He had a few phone calls to make.
* * *
Two Days before Christmas…
Jounouchi sighed heavily as he ran his fingers through his hair in annoyance. He had spent days making sure that this particular new plan would work but now he required some assistance. He would’ve asked Yugi to do this favor for him, but his little friend had to help his grandpa at the Game Shop during its annual Christmas sale. No telling how long it would be before they met up again and with the holiday so close he didn’t have the time to wait. So he had to improvise…
Hazel eyes turned wearily to gaze at the psychotic looking woman standing in front him, as they both simultaneously reached the entrance of Kaiba Corp.
She had wild, untamed blonde hair, wide, glazed, light blue eyes and was wearing a very tight, provocative jean jump suit with a brown furry coat that looked like she had been swallowed up by a huge grizzly bear.
The blond knew she wasn’t the wisest of choices but he was desperate.
“Are ya sure ya can do this? Maybe I should just try ta find someone else…”
“Nononononononononononononono! Icandothis, Icandothis, icandothis! Ohkami, ohkami, ohkami, I’mgoingtomeetKaibaSeto. Howfantastic, becauseKaibaisgreat! He’sthebest! YAY KAIBA!”
The woman screamed and twitched violently in a way that made Jounouchi fear that she would eventually lapse into a seizure. He slowly backed away to put more distance between them.
“Uh yea, go Kaiba…look I just want ya ta take dis mist—“
“All the earth shall bow down to Kaiba because he is great and the heavens should praise his name because he’s the ultimate creation!”
“O...k…but …”
“KAIBA IS GOD!”
The psychotic female gave a mechanical laugh as she literally began to foam at the mouth.
The blond stared at her in shock before he finally relaxed and gave a weak laugh. No fucking way was he going to put Kaiba through this. He immediately looked at the invisible watch on his wrist as he gave a low hiss. “Well damn, look at da time. It was nice meeting ya and everythin’ but…I…gotta go…”
“YES! GOOOOOOOO KAIBA! BECAUSE KAIBA IS GREAT! HAIL LORD KAIBA, OUR MAGNIFICIENT RULER!”
“I’m getting the hell outta of here.” Jounouchi mumbled as he rushed past the convulsing lady.
“KAIBA IS KING!”
Fucking loon…
The haze-eyed teen couldn’t believe he was actually trying to seek help from a woman who so obviously needed help herself. What had he reduced himself too? The blond swore up and down that love was eating him from the inside out and that he was slowly wasting away. Jounouchi looked up to the heavens, it seemed, as he eyed the very top floor of Kaiba Corp. He smiled warmly at the thought of the blue-eyed beauty slaving away there, at the expense of others.
If love was indeed killing him, it would be a slow but pleasurable death and he would die happy, knowing that he’d been able to love the brunet. While on cloud nine, the blond had barely made it halfway from the entrance, when a figure stepped in from behind him.
“Excuse me, are you Jounouchi Katsuya?”
The blond turned around and his breath hitched slightly.
There before him was a VERY handsome man and if he didn’t love Kaiba so much, the CEO would’ve definitely been in trouble.
Thick ringlets of medium-length light brown hair flowed gracefully in the winter wind and greenish-brown eyes twinkled with warmth. The well-defined jawline and the…ahem…body build underneath that white leather jacket and blue jeans indicated that the guy was undeniably sexy, and older.
“H-hai…I’m him, and, um…you?” Jou shifted his eyes away from the gorgeous stranger, feeling very guilty.
“My name is Minori, and I couldn’t help be overhear that you may need assistance with Kaiba-sama? Might I volunteer?”
The blond once again found himself staring deep into mixed pools of amber and jade but for a different reason. “Ya called him ‘Kaiba-sama’, ya work here at Kaiba Corp.?”
Minori gave a deep laugh that caused the flustered teen to swallow twice.
“No, not exactly. I work WITH Kaiba Corp.” the man closed his eyes as he arrogantly fluffed up his hair. “I am Shuji Minori, president of Shuji Enterprises, and I’ve been in town for quite awhile now trying to settle on a da…err... deal, a business deal with Kaiba-sama. I call him that out of respect.”
Jounouchi smiled faintly and nodded, as the object of his affections did deserve such honor.
“So what’s this genius plan that you have up under that coat sleeve?” the sly CEO gently put a hand on the small of Jou’s back as they meandered back towards the glass entrance of Kaiba Corp.
“Well ya see…”
* * *
“You’re obviously too stressed to handle this right now. Shall we continue this presentation sometime after Christmas?”
Blue eyes glinted irritably at the beady-eyed, bald man, but knew at the same time that the other executive was right. Ever since he totally fucked up his chance with Jounouchi, he’d found himself pining over the blond even more. Who would think that such beauty, both in that sculpture and the words, could come from the idiot?
“Yes, I believe that would be the most wise, Hitoshi-san, arigatou. You are dismissed.” With that being said, Kaiba promptly turned around in his leather chair and stared off into the world of Domino outside his window. The thought of the blond being out there, somewhere, made him smile but at the same time, made him sad, since the roguish, handsome teen could’ve been there with him instead of just being anywhere else.
The door to his office gave a soft click indicating that he was alone again, and that knowledge made Kaiba even more depressed, as it always did.
Why was he such a horrible person? Sure, he could blame some of it on his bastard stepfather for have contributed, but did he have to be so weak to have it let it control his life, long after he’d been freed from the torture? Even the blue-eyed billionaire couldn’t understand exactly how his own mind worked sometimes, yet the mutt, the one who HE had been torturing, had still been able to care for him.
If miracles did exist…
Sharp raps to the door quickly jolted the brunet out of his thoughts and he turned back around in confusion to face the offending noise. Strange, there hadn’t been any other appointments scheduled.
“Come in and state your business.”
The wooden structure slowly creaked open and the head of his ditzy secretary showed through. Kaiba gave a long sigh before he leaned back further into his executive chair.
“What is it, Mari-san?”
“Um, did ya a-arrange for Christmas presents to come here to the office?”
The brunet slowly frowned. Other than what he usually got from his brother and the crappy cards and holiday mugs from his employees, he didn’t receive anything for Christmas. So what in the hell could possibly be delivered to him at his office?
“Iie, I don’t recall having anything arranged of that nature to be sent here. Dispose of it.” the brunet replied tersely as he grabbed some files on his desk and looked through them.
“H-hai…it look really nice but if you insist…” Mari closed the door quietly and went off to do what was ordered.
The CEO rolled his eyes and snorted as he zoned onto something quite interesting in one of his financial reports. Mmm, Christmas sales are a bit higher this year…
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH KAMI IT JUST MOVED! AHHHHHHHHH! GET SECURITY IN HERE! ONEGAI! ONEGAI!”
Kaiba nearly fell out of his seat at the hysterical cries of his secretary. He quickly recovered, promptly stood up from his desk and curious, walked towards the door.
“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT! THERE IT IS AGAIN!”
“Just stand back Mari, we’ll handle it.”
After hearing the voice of his head security guard, the brunet became even more curious as he grabbed the doorknob and swung the door open.
“Alright men, stand your ground! It might be some attempt at Kaiba-sama’s li—“
“What in the hell is going on out here?” the billionaire teen bellowed out, glaring at one scared female and five serious men of his security team.
“I advise you to stay in your office Kaiba-sama, this could be dangerous.” Isono recommended as he and his men pointed their guns at the offending object.
“Dangerous?! What are y—“ Kaiba found himself unable to breathe as his eyes followed the trail of guns that led to a green basket full of gold and red bows.
Now what did that remind him of?
The bows began to rustle as the object inside began to move again. Shocked, the brunet jumped back, which in turn, alarmed the guards.
“Dammit, we can’t chance this. On three, I’m going to shoot.” Isono shifted into a shooting stance and went rigid. “If something bad happens after I shoot, Kenta you quickly escort Kaiba-sama to safety.”
The red-headed guard nodded his head in acknowledgement as he moved to get closer to the life he was sworn to protect.
“The rest of you, back me up.”
“HAI!”
Something wasn’t right about this…
“One”
That night with Jou…
“Two”
He had asked him a question…
One of the security men cocked his gun in advance and inadvertently triggered a memory within the stoic CEO.
‘What would make you happy, Kaiba?’
“Three”
“SHIT! DON’T SHOOT!” Determined to keep his gift alive, Kaiba rushed forward and grabbed Isono’s wrist just as the shot was fired.
BLAM!
There was a split second of silence as Mari screamed and covered her ears, crying.
Hands still locked on Isono’s wrist, the stunned teen looked to the basket that was…
Untouched.
With a silent sigh of relief, the blue-eyed teen released his hold and then looked around until he spotted where the bullet had gone. Well Mari certainly won’t be using AIM for the rest of the day…
“KAIBA-SAMA!” The head security red-faced and trembling looked to his employer in anger and relief. “HAVE YOU LOST YO—“
“Shut up.” The brunet quietly said as he walked forward and kneeled down to the large green basket,
“Gomen nasai, Kaiba-sama but if I’m to put your safety as top priority, you can’t be doing something that stupid and reckless! I can’t belie—“
“Dammit Isono-san! Are you questioning my authority?! I said shut the fuck up!”
“But –“
“You’re dismissed.”
“Please, if you just –“
“Isono-san, if you want to continue to feed your family with a Kaiba Corp paycheck, I advise you to take your men and leave!”
“Kai-“
“LEAVE!...Please…”
Startled at the sudden softness of his boss’s voice, Isono quickly bowed and signaled for his men to follow him. “We’ll be taking Mari with us then, but please, just be careful Kaiba-sama…”
“Hai…” the brunet whispered as he stared at the moving bows for a little longer. When he felt the familiar presence of loneliness again, the CEO, hesitantly at first, reached into the basket. He gasped when he felt the warm, trembling body under his touch.
Ignoring the tears that stung his eyes at the slight recognition of what he was about to unveil, he gently lifted the breathing mass up.
Brown felt antlers decorated with holly berries began to rise up from the colorful array of ribbons, causing the tears that were at the corners of his blue eyes to swell
If miracles did exist…
Huge chocolate brown eyes gazed deep into watery blue ones, as the owner wagged its tail happily. It whimpered around the gold rose it had in its mouth.
‘What would make you happy Kaiba?”
‘How about a dog with reindeer antlers delivered to me in a green basket’
Choking back a sob, Kaiba placed the puppy into his lap and carefully pried the gold rose from between its teeth. He fingered the red bow and the small white card attached.
‘Well…are you happy now?’
After reading the words on the card, everything became blurry as the brunet began to laugh in joy and relief, his tears, for once, being from happiness.
If miracles did exist...
Then he had certainly already met the angel who performed them.
Getting up, the blushing teen picked up the basket in his left hand and cuddled the restless puppy in his right as he made his way back into his office. He never noticed the two figures approaching him from behind.
Excited greenish-brown eyes looked to equally excited hazel ones as both men approach the young business man.
Minori gripped the mistletoe in his hand and was the first, and only one, to walk into the office as he emotionlessly slammed the door in the other’s face and locked it.
A series of pounding and ratting of the door almost off its hinges shattered the silence.
“WHAT…? YA RAT BASTARD!!!!!!”
“Jounouchi?” Kaiba immediately turned around but instead found himself face to face with his business partner.
“Minori…?”
“I’m here bearing a gift.” The older male with a smirk held up the mistletoe. “I do hope you like it.”
“I SWEAR WHEN I GET MAH HANDS ON YA, YA DEAD! SIX FEET UNDA YA HEAR ME!” The rattling and pounding became more vicious as all sorts of curses began to distort the muffled Brooklyn-style infected speech. “GAH-DAMMIT!!!!! SETOOOOOO!”
“Jounouchi!” the brunet tried to make his way to let the blond in but was forcefully pushed back. “What the fuck is your problem, and why are you even here?!”
“Hush, you sexy fool!” the CEO of Shuji Enterprises replied in a hushed, husky tone as he raised the mistletoe higher.
“What?!”
“Shut up and kiss me you erotic beast of my nightmares!”
In utter shock and horror, Kaiba dropped the bundle in his arms. The puppy yelped in surprise and pain as it hit the floor and the red and gold bows from the green basket scattered all over the plush carpet. “Don’t you come near me. Don’t you dare!”
“Don’t be afraid, my precious dragon boy. I know you want it. So get your delectable ass over here!” with a primal growl, Minori lunged forward and entrapped the lithe body within his arms.
The brunet’s eyes nearly popped out of his skull as a pair of eager lips crashed upon his own. “Mmmf! MMMMMMMMMMFffmmm! MMMMMMMMMMMMM!”
* * *
“WHAT’S WIT ALL DAT ‘MMMMM’?! THERE SHOULDN’T BE ANY OF DAT SHIT!” Jounouchi screeched as he desperately threw his body against the door.
“AHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK! GAH-DAMMIT!” The muffled voice of one distressed CEO again float’s to the blond’s ears. “AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
“I DON’T WANT TA HEAR DAT EITHER! KAMI, SETO! JUST SAY NO! JUST SAY NOOO! DAMN YOU!” The irate teen gave the door one huge kick that had him screaming out a new string of curses and jumping in pain on one foot.
“Fuck! I gotta get in there…” Hazel eyes frantically looked around until he noticed a set a keys on the secretary’s desk.
* * *
“GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LOON BASTARD!” Kaiba screamed as he ran in wild goose circles within his office with one crazed CEO fan on his heel. He then tripped violently and fell to his knees with a thud. Gasping for air, the blue-eyed teen glanced behind his shoulder and saw the rapid form approaching him.
“Ah so you want me doggie-style, do you? Gah! So sexy!”
In another rush of fright, Kaiba crawled frantically over the floor until he made it behind his desk and hoisted himself up.
“Don’t you see Seto, my love, its destiny! Remember that day when you signed my favorite duel monster card?”
The brunet paused behind the temporary sanctuary of his desk. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID THAT CARD WAS FOR YOUR SON!”
“Never mind the trivial details, darling! The point is, it changed my life and I was determined to become your number one fan! I have a whole room in my mansion dedicated to you and I also saved all the love letters you’ve sent me.”
“THOSE WERE NOT LOVE LETTERS YOU IDIOT! THEY WERE COURTESY LETTERS THANKING YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU’VE CONTRIBUTED TO KAIBA CORP! AND I DIDN’T EVEN SIGN THEM! MY SECRETARY DID!” Kaiba dodges to either side of his desk, getting frustrated that the psychotic businessman was matching him step for step. He honestly felt like one of those idiotic American quarterbacks.
“I LOVE YOU SETO! LET ME MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU!” Minori dove over the desk, grabbing the distraught genius by the waist. “I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!”
“BABIES? GET HELP YOU CRAZY SON OF BITCH! WITH ALL THAT MONEY YOU HAVE, GET SOME FUCKING HELP!” the brunet lets out a short gasp as he felt himself falling onto the floor with a very heavy body falling with him from over the desk. “AH! DAMMIT! SECURITY! SECURITY! FOR CRYING OUTLOUD COME BACK AND SHOOT! I WON’T STOP YOU THIS TIME! TASUKETE!!!!!!!!!”
Just then the double doors swing open with a bang, showing a very ferocious golden dragon, chest heaving in anger
A pale hand feebly gripped the edge of the desk only to have a bigger hand loom over it and grab it. A pitiful whining noise floated from behind the piece of furniture as the smooth creamy hand was dragged back down and out of view. “Ta.sukete…..” came the weak voice of the usual calm CEO.
“Oh you’re fucking dead, pal.” Jounouchi wrestled out of his coat, light brown sweater and T-shirt, leaving him bare-chested as he raced and dove headfirst over the desk. “I’m gonna deck the halls with your bowels!”
The little blond golden retriever whimpered as he lay upon the carpet, his ears covering his eyes. Whatever was going on behind that desk, he didn’t want to know. He just hoped that his new master was going to be ok. Soon, a thunderous stampede of footsteps shook the floor with its vibrations, as the puppy lifted his head up in curiosity.
Six uniformed men reached the opened doors.
“KAIBA-SAMA!” Isono yelled out and nearly fainted as he saw scrapes of clothes being tossed over the desk, accompanied with some very questionable noises. “Oh Kami…sorry I didn’t mean to distur…”
“GAH-DAMMIT ISONO, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”
The group of security officers immediately ran up to the desk and peeked over, and all gasped in unison.
There before them was a very naked, very scared brunet executive staring straight at them while wedged between two other men, who were also missing a great deal of clothes.
The one they identified to be Minori, who was sporting a black eye, had Kaiba in a tight bear hug, kissing his neck from behind, while the other assailant, an unknown blond was leaning over their boss, repeatedly punching the other CEO in the head while repeating in a mantra, “GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF…”
“A—hem” Isono had certainly seen enough.
The remaining two males look up and right away knew they were in some deep shit.
“Heh…heh…” Jounouchi then laughed nervously as he eased up off the two bodies. He swallowed a huge lump in his throat. “So…uh….ya guys wanna help?”
* * *
“Arigatou Gozaimasu, please come back again!” A violet-eyed teen said very brightly in delight as he handed the customer her bag and then closed the cash register.
“Irrashaimase!” Yugi then turned to face the gentleman waiting in line. “May I help you?”
He didn’t hear the phone ring in the background but the Senior Motou did as he picked it up from the cradle. “Moshi, Moshi….erm..h-hai. I’ll accept the charges…”
“Yeah, the Kuriboh plushies should be right over there to your left…” the smaller Motou then looked behind him just in time to see the phone being handed to him. “Who is it, grandfather?”
“It’s…Jounouchi…”
A bit worried now, Yugi walked briskly over and took the phone from much older hands.
“Jou-kun? What on earth?”
* * *
The blond eyed the big, burley dude staring at his ass before he replied dryly into the receiver. “Yeah so, I’m in jail.”
To be continued…
*Tasukete – Help!
*Irrashaimase – Welcome
Items Used:
A large green basket full of gold/red bows
A puppy wearing reindeer antlers
A gold rose with a red bow
Seto jumped by fan boy with mistletoe
Total Word Count For Chapter 4: 4,239