Gettin' Bi Mai

Author’s Corner: Hi guys, I want to sincerely apologize to you all for the updates but it really can’t be helped. Last week has been a loooooooooong week and you have no idea how hard it was to type this chapter. Please I beg you, just hang in there with me. I promise it’ll get better in the future but right now I have to focus on all the bullshit in my life. I’ll type out chapters as soon as I have the time to. You guys are my free time! *smiles* Sorry to have worried anyone.

Neptune: Hiya, pal! *glomps* I’m glad you’re enjoyin’ the chapter and that you think this chapter is turning out great. As if you don’t know by now, I LOVE to make my readers laugh! So expect more crazy mayhem as the tour gets underway! Love ya lots!

ChibiRinni And Aniras: O.O…TWINS! Ok one, two, three…..AWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOW CUTE!! *chuckles* You guys are awesome as usual, making me smile and laugh. ChibiRinni please don’t hurt yourself darlin’ I hate to think my fics are causing injuries to my readers lol Anyways, enjoy the chapter and Love ya lots!

LadyVirgo91656: Of course Mai isn’t out of the picture! I love it too much when I have Satoru and her fightin’, it’s too hilarious. And you’ve read correctly, Jou, for some time, had gotten over his little infatuation with Mai (more on that later) and has been tryin’ to get out! Mai knows this BUT she has it in her mind that she deserves to be with someone she had help create, namely Jou’s career. She’s a greedy gold-diggin’ wench! I really don’t like Mai…So this fic is a real treat to write! Til next time…Love ya lots!

Jess: *grins* and here’s another update! Yay! Love ya!

Drachenaugen: I love my character Satoru, I’ve absolutely fallen in love with him! Lol There’s definitely going to be some interaction between him and Seto. Jou will get his punishment for sure. Jealous Jou rules! He’s addicting to write and so as I just love writing this fic, so fun! And you know Mai is still going to be hovering around, she is still part of the band. So expect more bitchiness! But with Satoru around, it’s not necessarily a bad thing. *grins*

Yes I am! I’m so excited about it and I would love contributions! Hell, not just pics but J/S fics as well. But I will definitely let you know once, I get everything worked out! I don’t have any of my art posted on the web yet, but you’ll be the first to know when I get them posted! Anyway stay cute and love ya lots!

Girlo: LMAO at lighter comment! Yea, I haven’t forgotten about those! They will be playing an important role later in the story as if you didn’t know that already. Everything is indeed wonderful so far, I’m so giddy about it right now! Thank you for your review and love ya lots!

ZeldaFritz: Thank you dearie! But don’t count Mai out just yet, she will continue to try and keep her claws latched into Jou. However, that just adds to more comedy! ;p I cannot stand Mai so I’m going to enjoy bashing her for as long as your readers allow me! Thanks for your review; I hope to hear from you again! Love ya lots!

Zoe: *bows to your praises* Thank you! Thank you! *grins* Hell yea, Mai bashing is fun! I just loathe Mai! This fic has been an absolute JOY to write, you just don’t know! Expect more of it! *squeals* So many ideas, it’s going to be great! You’ve been a kick ass reviewer! *applauds Zoe* And love ya back!

Catti-dono: I just adore uke-Seto as well! He’s definitely at his sexiest on his back! XD! Glad to hear from you! Check back with me soon! Love ya lots!

ClumsyKitty: *glomps* Awww, thank you! I have had a lot of compliments on my writing but that’s the first time anyone has called it beautiful! That makes me very happy! *eyes begin to water*

Lol no need to rush Jou and Seto. They will be together…I’m having too much fun! Seto won’t have time to suffer as much as you think. Yes, Jou’s fake advances are killin’ him BUT with Satoru around to heat things up…Jou will finally get the point and fight for his brunet uke! It’s all in fun, dearie. This story will not be nowhere near as dramatic as my series. So dry those pretty lil eyes *gives a tissue* and enjoy!
As far as Mai is concerned, she never really left! She will be on the tour, but she will regret goin’, she will….*laughs evily* Anyway, love ya lots!

SilverYaoiHellion: hee hee, of course Mai isn’t down for the count! She’s my comedy relief, if ya know what I mean! *smirks*

Yes, Seto will have the most interesting time of his life! Lol I love it!

Anon: I’m completely taken back by those fics being dedicated to me! I love them all! Lol I cannot believe that I’m so well-liked! Never thought, I could make such a difference just by writing! Seriously, and to think I was so nervous in posting my first fic! It’s great to feel so loved, Anon. Everyone wants to give me ideas, communicate with me through im and email, everything! Kinda makes up for my non-social life! Heh If you have a messenger, send me an IM sometime. My name is the same. I have AIM and Yahoo. Anywho, you’ve been simply amazing as usual, making me laugh, chuckle, snicker, all of it in btw. *glomps* Til next time, love ya lots.

ParanoidCharlotte: *pouts* I’m not being cruel! I try to update as soon as possible! It’s just that school and work….it’s driving me crazy! My stress levels had skyrocket recently! Writing fics and reading such lovely reviews has been what kept me going. You guys are all I got to make me feel special in my lonely world. I would never be cruel to you guys! Never! NEVER! NEVER! *glomps and cries*

Australia eh? Thas cool! Why not make that a point of destination! You’ve been good to me PC, I will honor you wish! So what city my dear, do you want them to visit?

When Satoru said that Seto’s a part of the band, he meant the family aspect. As in being a part of their friendship circle, he hates seeing Seto sad because for one he understands how it feels to be lonely! They were from the same background! At least that’s how it will be for now! Hold that thought about him bein’ an active member…you may not be able to see it now but you will…how I have it set up…you will. *smirks* Til next time, Love ya lots!

DeathJunkE: Ah, so there you are my friend! Welcome! Lol I’m glad you like it! Oh, and I adore your fic! Very good and you manage to add in my favorite touch…HUMOR! I’ve mentioned you in my Author’s corner at the beginning of my 4th chapter. You’re the best! I thank you again! Love ya lots!

Samantha Kaiba: Yea Kaiba has his mind and heart elsewhere…he’s not all about games! Mai only has received a FRACTION of what she deserves, there’s more to come… Continue on being a reviewer and love ya lots!

Anessa: O.O…..ummmm…..sorry? Lol but yes I’ve been keeping myself busy! I’m happy that you’ve lovin it so far! *grins* My goal is to write fics so that everyone can read something that they like. I mean some may not like Mai bashing, mpreg, etc, ya know? I’m glad so far that both my stories are on top of your lists! *glomps* Read to find out what happens next! Love ya lots!


You readers are the light to my dark lonely world…*ENJOY*

“You heartless bastard! I thought you were better that!”

Seto and Kuroki sigh together in unison as they sat on the beige leather seat within the luxurious living quarters aboard their jet. They had spent most of the evening in the air…it was almost a boring ride. Almost. The two men sink further into the plush seating as they continue to enjoy their in-flight entertainment.
This has been going on ever since Jou again explained his plan of pretending to be gay AND to use the brunet to be his fake beau. Needless to say, Satoru was on him like white on rice.

However both boys had decided to let the argument be. After all Jou should’ve known better than this! How can someone ridicule the idea of being gay and then turn around and exploit that very idea only because it’s seemingly convenient. Like homosexuality is suddenly the best thing since slice bread, “straight” people like Jou are the worst!

“How am I bein’ heartless?! It seems ta be workin’ so far! Hopefully by da end of dis tour, I wouldn’t have ta deal with ANY of dis bullshit an’ WE can go on with our lives!” Jou waves his hands about, occasionally pulling at his hair. He can’t believe he was getting so much grief over this!

“You think it’s that simple?! I will fucking never forgive you for using my darlin’ Set-kun in your EVIL plan!” Satoru crosses his arms and shakes his head. “Tsk, Tsk.”

“Evil?!” Jou screeches as he rushes up to his guitarist until their nose almost touch.

“Fuck…Yea…Evil! You’re going to pretend to LOVE a guy, all because you wanna be a yellow-bellied bitch and let that miserable whore wear the pants over that ghastly mini-skirt! You’ve lost all of my respect!” The strawberry blond closes the gap and their nose DID touch.

Hazel and green eyes clashes violently, as both boys growl audibly.

The wheat blond drummer snickers softly and again looks to his new brunet companion…only to be startled by the soul-wrenching sadness dimming blue eyes.

At first the common question of ‘Are you ok?’ threaten to spill over lips but then grey eyes follow the set gaze of the other.

Kuroki breath hitches as he stares at his lead singer…

Jounouchi Katsuya, the object of Seto’s misery and…affections…

He knew that the blond is attracted to the billionaire beauty but what he just saw in those watery azure eyes was pure love and admiration…

This plan IS evil, downright barbaric even. It seems that the gold-diggin’ harpy won’t be the only one that’s being made to suffer.

With that heartbreaking revelation, Kuroki now looks with concern. He may not have any past with this guy like the others do, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he couldn’t understand. He does. After all, He’s been pinning after a certain guitarist for years and it’s only until this breath-taking brunet walks through the door, did it all make sense. However, he can’t have himself blame Seto for his pain, ESPECIALLY now…as far as he was concerned they shared an even closer bond.

“You know, you’re the only one that can end this petty argument.”

The brunet looks up from his haze at the soft voice. He then grins slightly at Kuroki’s smiling face.

It was true. It was actually HIS decision to participate in this charade. And there is no way in HELL he was going to put himself through so much misery for that idiot mutt who CHOSE to be with that wench! He deserves to suffer!

…But then why isn’t he saying so already?

The ill-fated CEO closes his eyes as he succumbs to the god-awful truth.

He wanted to do it…He wanted to help the idiot mutt out and although the blond may not exactly deserve it due to his poor decisions, he wanted Jou to be HAPPY. And if pretending to care about him is what it’s going to take…then so be it!

Looking on the bright side, as fake as the emotions will be, he will have his love’s attention and that in itself is MORE than enough…

“I’ll do it”

“And another thing, I…wh-wh-WHAT?!” Satoru looks to his friend in disbelief.

Seto sighs as he swallows…hard. “I will help the idiot by pretending to be his…lover.”

Hazel eyes glitters excitedly as the blond gives his most sincere smile that causes the brunet’s heart to stop.
“Set-kun, you can’t be serious! Why on earth would you want to promote something so terrible!?” The strawberry blond grasps his beloved friend’s chin with his right hand, forcing the blue orbs to look up. “I can tell that you don’t agree with this idea either, shit I can see it in your face! This is not like you…”

“I’ve changed, Satoru! Maybe for the worst, but I’ve changed.” The brunet gives another shaky breath as he gently removes himself from the gentle hold.

He then stands up and moves forward towards the grinning leader of Shattered Dreams.

If he wasn’t so sure that Jou loathed him, he would’ve gotten the impression that the blond is actually looking forward to this. Why? He wish he knew…

“This is only going to last through the tour…” Seto demands business-like. “If she isn’t gone by the end of it, you’re on your own. Agreed?”

Golden hair bounces as Jou shakes his head furiously. “Agreed and thanks, I…”

A slightly tanned hand interrupts the speech.

“So where are we exactly going? It’s not like I’ve received an itinerary.”

A bit put off by the sudden change of subject, the blond replies. “Uh well, we shall be arrivin’ in Hong Kong fairly soon.”

“Hmm, so the band is not going to start the tour in Japan?” the brunet wrinkles his brow in slight confusion.

Jou smiles inwardly at the cute confused look. He had to admit to himself, whatever grudge he still had with the CEO all those years ago, seems to be dissipating…and fast. “Nah, we’ve decided ta wait ‘til da end of da tour. Dis is more about our international fans.”

Seto nods his understanding as he stuffs his left hand into his pocket and fumbling around.

“Damn…I knew I forgot to get something…” He then turns to no one in particular and asks, “Does any of you have a loosey?”

“Sure thing, darlin’!” Satoru jumps up as he reaches quickly into his pocket and pulls out an almost new pack of Menthols. He then tosses it towards waiting hands, which caught them.

“Thanks…” mumbles the blue-eyed male as he reaches into his pocket for a second time…only to come up short, again.

‘Snick’

A darkish red flame catches weary eyes as muscles goes immediately taut. After all these years…

“What’s wrong, Kaiba? Can’t accept a light from your boyfriend?” Jou grins cheekily, holding up his black chrome Zippo lighter.

A loud snort that sounded suspiciously like a certain strawberry blond is heard.

The brunet twitches his mouth in a half-assed grin as he places the white cylinder between his lips and lowers his face towards the offered flame.

The blond with much difficulty bites back a moan as the light from the lighter softens already gorgeous features, giving more detail to soft lips and a warm glow to sun-kissed cheeks. What the fuck is his problem?! He shouldn’t be feeling this way! Yet here he is lost in azure eyes that are now looking at him, the fire making those orbs look like an oceanic sunset.

“You can put it away now…” the smooth voice from the other floats into his ear.

“Uh yea, of…of course!” Jou scuffles with his treasured Zippo as he shoves it back into the confines of his jeans. He quickly turns away from all probing eyes to hide the light blush dusting his cheeks.

“Okaay so, I’m going to step out for a minute.” Seto mumbles more to himself as he went to the sliding doors on the right.

“And where do you think you’re going with my gah-damn cigarettes! I’m coming with you!” Satoru yells out as he rushes over.

Hazel eyes linger lustfully after the retreating brunet form and this time it has caught the attention of the remaining occupant.

“Mmm, man, look at that ass…That Kaiba fellow sure does have a nice one…” A voice reaches a dazed blonde.

“Yea, hell ye…eh? WHAT?! Now wait just a fuckin’ minute!” Jou screeches out. His face a deep cherry color as he glares at Kuroki’s mischievous one.

“You like him.” Is the simple response that the grey eyed drummer gives…but it speaks volumes.

“I-I-I don’t like him! I told you I’m…”

“Not like that? Hmph yea, because you’re too busy acting like a damn fool!” The light colored blond retorts coolly as he takes out his drumsticks and begins playing on an imaginary drum set.

With a burst of anger, Jou walks up and grabs the two long pieces of wood to hold them in place. This in turn, causes a pair of grey eyes to look up at him.

“And what da fuck does dat suppose ta mean? Don’t think ya can get away in callin’ me a fool an’ not explainin’ ya damn self!” the blond snarls viciously. However his features completely dissolve into confusion as he hears the soft chuckles below him.

“Oh you got it bad.” Kuroki gently pries his prized possessions from a firm grip before continuing. “And all this time I had thought that Mai was the problem…but it seems that she was never the problem to begin with.”

Not liking the smug attitude from the other, “Oh yea? Den what’s mah problem?” Jou retorts hotly.

Pointing behind the standing blond, “That’s your problem…” The wise drummer then smirks.

Hazel eyes were now staring at another pair of hazel eyes…

Jou falters a bit at his own reflection from the series of mirrors aligned in a row along the jet’s interior wall.

“Kuro..”

The blond now stares at an empty seat and instinctively looks up towards the left to see his fellow band mate walking near a door that would ultimately lead to a guest room…

“Serously man, happiness is biting you on the ass but your nose is too high up in the clouds to feel it. I just hope you can figure it out before it’s too late.” With that, the blond male disappears behind the door, which slides behind him.

Jou stands rigid for a moment before looking at the mirrors again.

Many, many people had called him a fool among other things.

But it was the first time that he had actually agreed to the name.

He was a fool…

However, pride will always rule over common sense…

“Sorry, Kuroki. But I’m stickin’ to mah guns here…I mean what else could I possibly lose besides Mai?” The blond asks aloud in thought.

A certain green-eyed individual standing just outside the door may actually have an answer to that…

“HEY YOU GUYS, WE SHOULD BE LANDING IN HONG KONG IN FIVE MINUTES. MAKE SURE TO GET PLENTY OF SLEEP AFTER YOU CHECK INTO THE HOTEL. WE HAVE A FULL SCHEDULE TOMMORROW…” Yamanashi Kyo announces loudly from the jet’s intercom system.

***

A single string of smoke floats high towards the ceiling of the luggage area. A brunet male, takes one last long drag of his nicotine fix and tosses it onto the hardwood floor. From his perch on a rather large equipment box, he watches the dying embers slowly burn away to nothing.

It was like his soul…

Seto scoffs silently as he jumps off his makeshift seat and makes a move to put out the cigarette butt with his boot.

A high heel Prada beats him to it.

Blue eyes slowly trail up a curvy body to meet with fiery purple eyes.

The brunet smirks. “So the harpy is out of her cage, I honestly thought they left you behind.”

Mai raises her eyebrow in slight annoyance. “Leave me behind? It’s you that they should’ve left behind…You and I both know, you have no place here.”

She was right, in the CEO’s opinion. But of course he will NEVER let HER know that!

“Hmph, according to Jou, I have one in his bed…” Even though he was using his coldest glare on the awful wench, the brunet mentally winces at the statement.

He was one hopeless son of a bitch.

“LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW ONE GAH-DAMN THING ABOUT PLEASING HIM!” The venomous vixen spats out, ready to pounce. “I’M FUCKING WOMAN!”

“Poor, sad bitch.” Seto drawls out, shaking his head. “I wouldn’t go around parading feminism if I were you, ESPECIALLY when my fiancé is going around fucking ass. It just says a lot about that horrid wet thing between those legs.”

“Shut up.” The blonde woman rasps out in a warning.

The conniving CEO grins evilly, “Usually when Jou wants me to shut up, he’ll just put his cock in my mouth.”

“FUCK YOU, YOU SLIMY BASTARD!” Mai raises her hand ready to swipe at the smug face, hoping to draw blood and take skin with her acrylic nails.

However, an even stronger hand grabs the dainty wrist.

“If ya want ta use dose pretty little hands to play anotha note on ya damn keyboard, I suggest you keep dem to yaself…and away from mah lover!”

To Be Continued…