To Kill A Kaiba

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He was late, but so the fuck what? Wasn't he always?

Jounouchi walks at a steady pace to school, not really caring if he
ever gets there.

To much was on the blonde duelist's mind, well too much about KAIBA
was on the blonde duelist's mind.

Jou had spent all Saturday night and Sunday lying about at home
trying to figure out, just what the hell the brunet is trying to prove.

Retirement?

When you think of retirement, you think of cranky old drill sergeants
from the war or old people that smell like Bengay….NOT a sexy as hell,
totally kissable, bitable, lickable, suckable, fuckable Seto Kaiba!

It had to be some publicity stunt to ward off the media or to add to
the shock value, it had to be.

But then again, he told everyone to call him Seto, isn't that a bit
extreme?

Jounouchi had surprised himself, he didn't even think he was capable
of doing so much thinking but unfortunately he would have been better
off trying to think through the extra credit homework that Ueda-sensei
had given him.

He didn't even answer any of his friends' calls since he left Yugi's
that afternoon.

He'll most likely get an ear full from them when he gets to class.

Geez, Jounouchi thought as he looked both ways before crossing the
busy street, Kaiba can be such a hard nut to crack.

Right then, the blonde's breath hitches and then he sighs heavily,
REAL heavily as some NC-17 pictures containing Kaiba floats into his
mind.

As he makes it past the school's gates, he decides to make a detour…to
the boys' restroom with a learned lesson in mind. Never use the words
"Kaiba" and "nut" in the same sentence…


"Jounouchi, this excessive tardiness has got to stop!" Tai-sensei, the
psychology teacher exclaims sternly has she hands him today's in-class
assignment.

Some of the students snickered at the blonde's obviously indifferent
face.

"I've done coupled everyone evenly to do this assignment and since one
student is absent, you're just have to work it on your on!"

Jou shrugs as he looks around the classroom to acknowledge his
friends. They were already staring at him and he could already tell
the questions that were floating in their heads.

He simply mouths "lunchtime" and sits down. Instinctively he looks
towards the window and sees an empty chair…Kaiba's chair. Jou felt
himself get disappointed, but it didn't last as the classroom door
swings open.

A tall youth with wispy, unkempt auburn hair and laid-back blue eyes
saunters in.

His blue school jacket was open showing the white oversized dress
shirt underneath in which the cuffs stuck out of the jacket sleeves
and his pants hugged his long legs like a second skin with black chuck
tailors on his feet.

Everyone stare at him wide-eyed as he went to sit in Kaiba's seat.

"Uh, who's the new kid?" someone randomly whispers.

"uh, K-Kaiba-sama you're late." Tai-sensei manages to squeak out.
Everyone ESPECIALLY Jounouchi did a double-take to stare at the teen
again…Hooo-lie shit…it was Kaiba!

"Seto-kun, will do just fine, thank you."

The teacher still staring at her "star" pupil reaches behind her to
grab a worksheet, almost knocking over a cup full of paper clips in
the process.

"A-hem, well like I told Jounouchi-san here, I've already coupled up
the class so you two will have to work together.

Jounouchi braced himself for a Kaiba-esque remark but instead...

"I'm down for whatever."

Jou turns to look at "Seto-kun" wide-eyed and said boy was already
staring at him.

"So Katsu, did ya start on the assignment?"

Katsu…what the fuck?

"Umm, naw. I jus… got here." Jou manages to croak out. Seto nods and
pulls out his psychology book and flips to the page that was randomly
written across the board.

The new look did NOT go unappreciated by Jou.

Since Seto's hair was sticking further from his face and out of the
typical mushroom look now, he looked even more beautiful, feminine
like with his long eye lashes, cute doll like nose, and those lips…was
he wearing lip gloss??

If so, what flavor?

Jou really wanted to find out.

"Yo, Katsu. Did ya hear me?" Shaking out of his reverie, "huh?" Seto
chuckles and grins.

Oh Dear Kami

"I said you can easily write the answers on the worksheet from this
book so I'll do the first 10 and you do the last."

Jou just nods dumbly and turns a shaky head towards his task.

He wasn't sure what to make of this "new" attitude in Kaiba other than
the fact he wanted to rape him in front of the class.

From up under his eyelashes, Jou noticed that Seto had propped one leg
upon his knee and he stares lustfully down shapely hips and thighs to
the well form calves.

FUCK!

Jou slowly catches his breathe and runs a hand over his head.

"What happen?"

"eh, nani?" inquires Jou, as he visibly stiffen, his hand in midair.

Had he noticed his discomfort?

Shit…

"Your hand its bandaged." Seto points out as he reaches to grab it.

"Oh yea, dat." The blonde said quietly, as he enjoys the tingling
sensation that ran up his arm at the warm, soft touches from the
auburn teen's silky hands.

"I uh, punched out a T.V" Jou explained nonchalantly, as if it was the
most common thing that anyone would do.

Seto eyes widen at the explanation, "Why…"

"Hey, reruns are a bitch sometimes, ne?" Jou breathe out in a dry laugh.

Blue eyes shine in mirth as he continues to examine Jou's hand.

"It doesn't seem affected, just keep changing the bandages" instructs
Seto as he lets go of the tanned hand and went back to his work.

Um, yea work, we are still in school after all, Jou thought as he
looks down at his book and begins to read, only to have the bell ring.

"Okay class, begins Tai-sensei, "Finish this for homework and read
chapters 34-36 in your textbook. We will be having a quiz on
Wednesday. Sayonara!"

"Sayonara" the class said in unison.

Both boys gather their respective things and turn to look at each other.

Seto smiles with a nod than walks off, naturally swaying his hips as
he disappears into the hall.

Jounouchi was smashed.

So Kaiba does gain weight, it just that no one really pays attention
to where its actually going, namely his ass.

"Hey Jou!" Honda calls out.

The blonde jumps and whirls around to see his friends looking at him
quizzically.

"Was it just us or were you and Kaiba actually getting along?" Yugi
asks with hope shining his eyes.

"Uh I guess so but than again, he wasn't really acting like himself…."

"Hell yea", starts Otogi, "I didn't even know the Ice King could
smile, I always thought his face will break off if he did"

Jou chuckles at that. God had put too much work into Seto's face for
it to simply break off and with such a face, Seto could make anyone go
to church, just so they can properly thank the Lord and Savior for
creating that fine, piece of ass.

It's unnatural for an angel to walk this earth, it's just is.

"C'mon guys. We'll talk about "Seto-kun" later. We gotta make our way
to Ueda-sensei's class." Tea' grins brightly and walks off, expecting
everyone else to follow.

Needless to say, Jou was the first to follow.

Seto was sitting next to his window in Ueda-sensei's class reading a
very interesting book.

He couldn't remember the last time when he was so…relaxed.

No Yugi rivary, no competition of any kind for that matter, no stress
of trying to win, no more fear of losing to anything…it was great.

Oh, and the trip with Mokuba to KaibaLand was therapeutic. He had so
much fun and for once, he felt actually close to his ototou.

Seto closed his book and smiled in contemplation.

The sun's rays that penetrated through the window had shine upon him
creating this halo effect, which had every eye on him. Particularly,
one blonde youth who just walked in…

Jou literally stopped in his place and just openly stared. Damn, and
wasn't he just talking about angels earlier.

"Yo, Jou, move man." Honda shoves his best friend playfully.

After regaining his coordination, "Otogi, get your man to man down
before there will be a man down!"

The group laughs in unison as they took their seats.

For Jou it was torture since he sits nowhere near Seto in this class.

"Okay class", begins Ueda-sensei, today we are going to go over the
homework from Thursday. Get into five groups of five and trade and
explain your answers since I got quite a few emails about this
worksheet. Make sure at least one of you in each group can explain the
equations."

So naturally the Yugi-tachi got together and then there were four
other random groups.

Things started off uneventful up until Jou decides that he had to
take a peek at his "fair maiden", which he leans back a little to
bypass a random student's head.

Suddenly, whatever Yugi and Tea' was saying went right out the other ear.

In Seto's group there were three girls and one guy and ALL of them
were acting too friendly to the teen and staring unabashed at the
gorgeous genius as he explains a random difficult equation.

One of the girls, Michiko-san scooted closer and leans towards Seto's
face as if to get a closer look of what he was doing.

Shit, can da bitch be more obvious? Jou thought angrily but then he
smirks and leans back. All well, Set will put her in her place.

However, hazel eyes widen as Seto not only scooted CLOSER to her he
even shared his answers to her directly.

Both he and Michiko were shocked but it was Jou who toppled out of his
chair from leaning back too far….

CRASH!

For two days straight, Jou was the primary entertainment to the
student's amusement.

"Shit, Jou are you ok?" Honda said getting up helping his friend.

"Yea, I'm cool" Jou said weakly rubbing his head as Ueda-sensei
approaches him.

"And here I thought you were actually going to make it through my
class for once without causing a disturbance."

"Gomen-nasai, Ueda-sensei" the blonde mumbles almost incoherently.

A new wave of laughter sets out but this time from Seto's group only.

"Oh Toto-chan! How embarrassing that must have been!", one of the
other girls, Yuka-san giggles.

More like cackling like a witch, in Jou's opinion.

Wait; hold the fuck up…Toto-chan?! Who in the hell gave them the right
to give him nicknames now?

Certainly, Seto wasn't going to let that slide.

"Yea, I was conducting a business meeting and somehow my chair rolled
out from under me and I fell right on my ass!" laughs Seto, eyes
shining brightly.

Jou with a pained look sat back up in his chair, where was that
kick-ass attitude that he came to love so much?

If he keeps being nice to everybody then eventually…

"Jou are you ok? You look sick." Yugi asks concerned.

Jou quickly flashed his trademark lopsided grin and replies, "Yea Yug,
I'm just not really understandin dis math shit ya know?"

Yugi gives Jou an apologetic look, "Gosh, Jou I'm sorry that I can't
explain it to you better."

"Hey I know!" pipes in Tea', "Why not ask Seto to help you, he's
certainly in the giving mood."

Jou turns to look at said blue-eyed teen, he was now talking to the
guy, Yuujirou-san and they really seem to be becoming fast friends.

Seto making friends, now how about that, Jou thought with a sad smile.
He wanted to become Seto's first…and intimate friend.

"It's ok Jou. You guys seem to be hitting it off pretty well in
psychology class, I'm sure he'll be happy to help you" said Yugi,
misinterpreting Jou's inner battle.

Jou perked up immensely, yea, hell yea, they did hit it off pretty
well in the last class maybe if he could get Seto alone, just once,
then he'll show the auburn beauty that he's all that he'll ever need
and no one else.

"You right Yug! I'll ask Seto to be my math tutor!"

Honda and Otogi who had been quietly observing from the sidelines,
suddenly found out that Seto wasn't the only one acting strange.

For someone who strived for so long to beat Kaiba at his own game and
succeeding a hundred times over, Jou wasn't acting too thrilled.

Hell he doesn't even LIKE to talk about it, in fact it was never
brought up again every since that news broadcast when he punched
Yugi's T.V out.

Honda and Otogi gasps in union and looked at each other. Could it be?

The bell rings signaling the end of class. "Class, be sure to turn in
your homework from Friday before you leave and sayonara!"

Jou turns to walk towards Seto only to find him gone. Quickly turning
around again he finds him walking out of class talking excitedly to a
blonde-haired Yuujirou.

Oh hell no, I'm da only blonde in dat brunet's life, ya bastard, Jou
starts to follow only to be stopped by his friends.

"C'mon Jou, let's head out to the cafeteria." Yugi saids excitedly.
Jou sighs and nods at his short friend, he just has to wait for his
chance later.

"So what do you guys think of Seto's retirement from dueling", Tea'
asks as she opens her strawberry milk carton.

"It's a shock to say the least," replies Yugi, "I always enjoyed
dueling with Kaiba"

"But he seems so much happier, you would think of all that's happened
since Friday he would be a wreck." Tea' said observantly.

"Yea, the guy is a sore winner and an even bigger sore loser, it's
just so weird that he suddenly gotten this way after only Jou beats
him" Honda said looking over this his friend cautiously.

Jou sat quietly, toying with the spaghetti on his plate.

Honda's right, does he hate me dat much ta completely change his
persona so he doesn't have to deal with me anymore?

So miserable at such a thought, that Jou didn't realize the figure
approaching.

"So since I seem to be the center of this conversation, I guess it's
only polite for me join, ne?" Jou snaps his head up and looks to his
side and gasps.

Somewhere in the short time between Ueda-sensei's class and now, Seto
had altered his look a bit. And to Jou if looks could kill…it would be
the best fucking way to die.

To Be Continued………………………………………………