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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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Marik's nuts on the trail
Bakurasgirl: thank you for notifying me ^^
Kat: it is a good thing… oh yes… a very good thing ^^, ah but of course Bakura is naughty,, bad Bakura don’t make her choke on her tea, Seto only stuck some thing in your butt twice..tut tut tut…. But I don’t think any one could guess the ending of this story, for in it I have brought in the most evil person in the world…mehehehehe
FireWeaver: yay! Lazy reviewer… those words touched my soul…I’m so happy!
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(Ryou)
I rocked my self back and forth in the small cage; really there was nothing else to do. I took a small sip of the water I had, I knew it wouldn’t last me long, but I knew I had to make do.
Dark… it seemed eternally dark, I wanted my Yami so bad, I knew he would come searching for me… I have faith he would. I love him more then words can say, I would have given my life to try to find him if the situation was reversed. Even if he fools around a lot of the time I know he’s really determined, and that all that nonsense he talks about is his way of not reverting back to the evil shadow he once was.
The candle Seto had given me was all but burnt out, the little flame flickered every once in a while, I was so scared that each flicker might be the last. My love for Bakura kept me strong before, and like before, it will be a second light for me in the darkness.
(Bakura)
I could feel some thing wrong, some thing sad, but I wasn’t sure what was happening. I climbed over the wall into Seto’s place. Marik helped Malik over the large stone barrier. I looked down at my scratched hands, it was nothing. Marik scurried over the wall as well and we set off towards the largest tree in the yard.
That… wasn’t that difficult since there were only two trees in the yard, one on either side of the road to Kiaba’s mansion. I walked up to the tallest on with Malik and Marik behind me.
“Ready to kick ass?” I said leaning back casually; Marik unsheathed the millennium rod and licked the knife end before twirling it his fingers and launching it at the tree. I smiled as two squirrels fell out of the tree, both of them skewered on the tip of his millennium rod.
Malik retrieved the rod for Marik, who kicked the dead squirrels off the blade end. I climbed up the tree and helped Malik up, Marik climbed up by himself. Indeed as Seto had said, there was a large hole in the middle of the tree. I looked up at the night sky for one last time before I hopped in. it was beautiful all the stars up in the sky glittering like the last rays of hope after the battle. Marik put his hand on my shoulder, “let’s go find your Hikari, Bakura”. I nodded and we all jumped down the hole.
It wasn’t that much of a drop and I landed with the grace of a cat, I quickly blasted the two rodents guarding the bottom with my millennium item. I turned to see Marik lower Malik in.
“Ready to do your part Malik?” I asked in a low whisper as he nodded. Malik had always been good with finding his way around; the boy seemed have a natural sense of direction. He led us down into the maze at a decent pace seeming to stop every once in a while to decide where he was going. We walked around in the small maze for half an hour. Malik seemed confident of every step he took, though he paused once, kneeling down on the ground and searching for some thing.
Finally we came out in to a well lit cavern filled with trees, It was beautiful how the place seemed to sparkle and in the center of the giant cavern was a large platinum temple, the roof was felled up with pillars and the inside doors were locked. I could easily imagine what Seto said about the thing fitting a family of six. The temple had decorations carved in to the side. Pictures of squirrels performing rights and ceremonies to a tall figure that glowed.
It was Marik’s’ turn now to get us where we needed to be, we walked in to the forest carefully I carried Malik on my back. It was easier for two ex-thieves to sneak into an underground temple, then it was to have two thieves and a regular person, not that Malik was your average person.
Marik walked ahead of me stopping every once in a while to gut a squirrel that spotted us. The creatures didn’t even have time to squeak for help, this is how serious we were about Ryou, and I was going to get him back if it kills me.
We walked quickly threw the dense forest with out making a single sound. We made our way deeper in to the forest the dim artificial light caught on the leaves casting an eerie sparkle around us, I ran faster then Marik, carrying Malik on my back as if it were nothing. Marik gave a surprised grunt as I ran faster then him. He sped up and passed me but I didn’t care.
“I’m coming Ryou” I whispered under my breath.
Just then a squirrel landed on my head, its big bushy tail covering my nose and eyes. I resisted screaming as it tried to suffocate me with its furry butt tail thing of doom. I held Malik with one hand and with the other hand I grabbed the small rodent, “bad move Mr. fuzzy squirrel of doom, you forget that I can still use my squeezing arm, Mwahahahaha fool” I chuckled before I snapped it in half. Some strange came over me, I felt some thing of my old self returning. Slowly I raised my hand to my head and took a deep breath as I wiped the sweat from my forehead. Marik paused next to me, “we're almost there” he whispered. I nodded and we continued.
Suddenly Marik stopped in mid step; I walked up to him and saw why he stopped. A large, chubby squirrel sat in the middle of the road with a little cigar in his mouth and an armani jacket. It was then I knew who it was. It was him, the boss, the one who had ordered Ryou’s capture; it was his son I beat up. This was the squirrel that was going to pay.
I let Malik off of my back gently and took a step towards the squirrel. Suddenly two more squirrels stepped out and stood behind the large one.
“Chitter squeek chitter chitter, squeak, meek chitter, reek, chitter, Ryou…kukuku chitter chitter squeeek” The boss said. The to beside him gave a nod and a squeak.
Malik turned to me, “What did he say?”
I paused a moment and turned to Malik, “They said they have us surrounded, that this whole thing was a trap to get the apology, that the only thing that they want in trade for Ryou is the apology”.
“Squeek! Ku ku ku ku ku ku, squeak, chitter chitter meek chitter squeeeeeeeeek! Chikchik” The boss said with a greedy glint in his eye.
Malik turned to me again, “What did he say this time?”
I growled, “He said that we’ve taken so long that he wants more now… he wants to put it in his words, ‘the blonds nuts’”.
Malik’s eyes widened, “What?!?!”
“chitter chitter kik chitter chickchik” The boss said this time staring at Marik.
Marik looked at me, “he wants my nuts doesn’t he?”
I nodded, “he said ‘blond that kill us, big nuts, big bulge, within clothes, give us, then apologies’”
Marik growled, “There is no way in the abyss I’m giving up these nuts! I need them and so does Malik, no way, sorry but this is where I draw the line”.
Malik sighed, “You idiot”. Malik reached into Marik’s pocket and pulled out a small bag of trail mix.
Marik nodded slowly, “oh… those... yeah I knew it all along, I was just testing you, yeah… by Ra! Is that a super poodle carrying yarn!?!”
Malik shook his head. “I’m not stupid, you could at least give me a little credit, now put your fantasies aside and let’s get back to helping Bakura, shall we?”
Marik started to point, “But… But Malik I swear I saw it! I saw it why didn’t you look it was right there, it even flipped me off”.
Malik just shook his head, “You live in a twisted world you know that, we’ll find you some help when we get home”.
Marik just pouted, “Ok Hikari, I’m sure you’re right”.
I rolled my eyes, “Fine keep the nuts”. I threw the bag of trail mix at the boss squirrels feet. He nodded, “Chitter… chitter?”.
I shook my head, “fool, you should have stayed with the bag of nuts... now you pay. But first let me step you through all your mistakes. Number one, don’t pick a fight with an ancient evil spirit, two, don’t capture his Hikari, three, don’t ask for more then I give you and four, don’t bring up Marik’s nuts!”
Marik pouted again, “hey, you seemed to like my nuts a hell of a lot when you-“
I covered my ears, “dadadadada not listening”. Marik stuck his tongue out at me.
I turned my attention towards the squirrels pointing at the leader, “Prepare your self for your squirrelly demise!”
The boss smiled “chitter chitter squeek chitter meek chikchitter squeek chitter!”
(Translation :Fool we are not so weak to let you win, and even if we fall, the goddess will reap your souls!)
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Well its all going down in the next chapter, and Bakura meets the squirrel goddess, unfortunately for him, she has Ryou, and she just might turn out to be a little more then our heros can handle, next time on…. AWW NUTS!!
Kat: it is a good thing… oh yes… a very good thing ^^, ah but of course Bakura is naughty,, bad Bakura don’t make her choke on her tea, Seto only stuck some thing in your butt twice..tut tut tut…. But I don’t think any one could guess the ending of this story, for in it I have brought in the most evil person in the world…mehehehehe
FireWeaver: yay! Lazy reviewer… those words touched my soul…I’m so happy!
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(Ryou)
I rocked my self back and forth in the small cage; really there was nothing else to do. I took a small sip of the water I had, I knew it wouldn’t last me long, but I knew I had to make do.
Dark… it seemed eternally dark, I wanted my Yami so bad, I knew he would come searching for me… I have faith he would. I love him more then words can say, I would have given my life to try to find him if the situation was reversed. Even if he fools around a lot of the time I know he’s really determined, and that all that nonsense he talks about is his way of not reverting back to the evil shadow he once was.
The candle Seto had given me was all but burnt out, the little flame flickered every once in a while, I was so scared that each flicker might be the last. My love for Bakura kept me strong before, and like before, it will be a second light for me in the darkness.
(Bakura)
I could feel some thing wrong, some thing sad, but I wasn’t sure what was happening. I climbed over the wall into Seto’s place. Marik helped Malik over the large stone barrier. I looked down at my scratched hands, it was nothing. Marik scurried over the wall as well and we set off towards the largest tree in the yard.
That… wasn’t that difficult since there were only two trees in the yard, one on either side of the road to Kiaba’s mansion. I walked up to the tallest on with Malik and Marik behind me.
“Ready to kick ass?” I said leaning back casually; Marik unsheathed the millennium rod and licked the knife end before twirling it his fingers and launching it at the tree. I smiled as two squirrels fell out of the tree, both of them skewered on the tip of his millennium rod.
Malik retrieved the rod for Marik, who kicked the dead squirrels off the blade end. I climbed up the tree and helped Malik up, Marik climbed up by himself. Indeed as Seto had said, there was a large hole in the middle of the tree. I looked up at the night sky for one last time before I hopped in. it was beautiful all the stars up in the sky glittering like the last rays of hope after the battle. Marik put his hand on my shoulder, “let’s go find your Hikari, Bakura”. I nodded and we all jumped down the hole.
It wasn’t that much of a drop and I landed with the grace of a cat, I quickly blasted the two rodents guarding the bottom with my millennium item. I turned to see Marik lower Malik in.
“Ready to do your part Malik?” I asked in a low whisper as he nodded. Malik had always been good with finding his way around; the boy seemed have a natural sense of direction. He led us down into the maze at a decent pace seeming to stop every once in a while to decide where he was going. We walked around in the small maze for half an hour. Malik seemed confident of every step he took, though he paused once, kneeling down on the ground and searching for some thing.
Finally we came out in to a well lit cavern filled with trees, It was beautiful how the place seemed to sparkle and in the center of the giant cavern was a large platinum temple, the roof was felled up with pillars and the inside doors were locked. I could easily imagine what Seto said about the thing fitting a family of six. The temple had decorations carved in to the side. Pictures of squirrels performing rights and ceremonies to a tall figure that glowed.
It was Marik’s’ turn now to get us where we needed to be, we walked in to the forest carefully I carried Malik on my back. It was easier for two ex-thieves to sneak into an underground temple, then it was to have two thieves and a regular person, not that Malik was your average person.
Marik walked ahead of me stopping every once in a while to gut a squirrel that spotted us. The creatures didn’t even have time to squeak for help, this is how serious we were about Ryou, and I was going to get him back if it kills me.
We walked quickly threw the dense forest with out making a single sound. We made our way deeper in to the forest the dim artificial light caught on the leaves casting an eerie sparkle around us, I ran faster then Marik, carrying Malik on my back as if it were nothing. Marik gave a surprised grunt as I ran faster then him. He sped up and passed me but I didn’t care.
“I’m coming Ryou” I whispered under my breath.
Just then a squirrel landed on my head, its big bushy tail covering my nose and eyes. I resisted screaming as it tried to suffocate me with its furry butt tail thing of doom. I held Malik with one hand and with the other hand I grabbed the small rodent, “bad move Mr. fuzzy squirrel of doom, you forget that I can still use my squeezing arm, Mwahahahaha fool” I chuckled before I snapped it in half. Some strange came over me, I felt some thing of my old self returning. Slowly I raised my hand to my head and took a deep breath as I wiped the sweat from my forehead. Marik paused next to me, “we're almost there” he whispered. I nodded and we continued.
Suddenly Marik stopped in mid step; I walked up to him and saw why he stopped. A large, chubby squirrel sat in the middle of the road with a little cigar in his mouth and an armani jacket. It was then I knew who it was. It was him, the boss, the one who had ordered Ryou’s capture; it was his son I beat up. This was the squirrel that was going to pay.
I let Malik off of my back gently and took a step towards the squirrel. Suddenly two more squirrels stepped out and stood behind the large one.
“Chitter squeek chitter chitter, squeak, meek chitter, reek, chitter, Ryou…kukuku chitter chitter squeeek” The boss said. The to beside him gave a nod and a squeak.
Malik turned to me, “What did he say?”
I paused a moment and turned to Malik, “They said they have us surrounded, that this whole thing was a trap to get the apology, that the only thing that they want in trade for Ryou is the apology”.
“Squeek! Ku ku ku ku ku ku, squeak, chitter chitter meek chitter squeeeeeeeeek! Chikchik” The boss said with a greedy glint in his eye.
Malik turned to me again, “What did he say this time?”
I growled, “He said that we’ve taken so long that he wants more now… he wants to put it in his words, ‘the blonds nuts’”.
Malik’s eyes widened, “What?!?!”
“chitter chitter kik chitter chickchik” The boss said this time staring at Marik.
Marik looked at me, “he wants my nuts doesn’t he?”
I nodded, “he said ‘blond that kill us, big nuts, big bulge, within clothes, give us, then apologies’”
Marik growled, “There is no way in the abyss I’m giving up these nuts! I need them and so does Malik, no way, sorry but this is where I draw the line”.
Malik sighed, “You idiot”. Malik reached into Marik’s pocket and pulled out a small bag of trail mix.
Marik nodded slowly, “oh… those... yeah I knew it all along, I was just testing you, yeah… by Ra! Is that a super poodle carrying yarn!?!”
Malik shook his head. “I’m not stupid, you could at least give me a little credit, now put your fantasies aside and let’s get back to helping Bakura, shall we?”
Marik started to point, “But… But Malik I swear I saw it! I saw it why didn’t you look it was right there, it even flipped me off”.
Malik just shook his head, “You live in a twisted world you know that, we’ll find you some help when we get home”.
Marik just pouted, “Ok Hikari, I’m sure you’re right”.
I rolled my eyes, “Fine keep the nuts”. I threw the bag of trail mix at the boss squirrels feet. He nodded, “Chitter… chitter?”.
I shook my head, “fool, you should have stayed with the bag of nuts... now you pay. But first let me step you through all your mistakes. Number one, don’t pick a fight with an ancient evil spirit, two, don’t capture his Hikari, three, don’t ask for more then I give you and four, don’t bring up Marik’s nuts!”
Marik pouted again, “hey, you seemed to like my nuts a hell of a lot when you-“
I covered my ears, “dadadadada not listening”. Marik stuck his tongue out at me.
I turned my attention towards the squirrels pointing at the leader, “Prepare your self for your squirrelly demise!”
The boss smiled “chitter chitter squeek chitter meek chikchitter squeek chitter!”
(Translation :Fool we are not so weak to let you win, and even if we fall, the goddess will reap your souls!)
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Well its all going down in the next chapter, and Bakura meets the squirrel goddess, unfortunately for him, she has Ryou, and she just might turn out to be a little more then our heros can handle, next time on…. AWW NUTS!!