The Diary Of Seto Kaiba Fucking Me Senseless

Stray Cat

Now one thing in the time that I was trying to get Seto to notice me and fuck me I saw something strange. Now this strange wasn’t someone talking, wait no I couldn’t compare that to this because actually it did talk to me.
-sigh- confusing ne? Let me break it down to you. It started with a black cat…

Date: Thursday, March 5, 2004
Time: 2:00pm
Place: Kaiba’s Mansion

I walked into the mansion my eyes searching for one thing. The bathroom. I was hoping that the great kami was watching over me today, I did not need a sarcastic Kaiba on my hands right now. I had just got through with a meeting in the conference room and it was interesting. Because I caught someone just straight starting at me.
Its not polite to stare people say but if you look good ‘hey I’m the buffet table stare all you want’. Back to the subject, that man that stared at me had shoulder length brown hair, a charming smile, chiseled features, honey brown eyes, and a mmm mmm mmm good body. When I caught him I bet he thought I would blush and turn away or give him a disgusted look, but no, I gave raised an eyebrow and smirked. He was the one to turn away. Then the next thing you know I had him pushed into the corner screaming out my fucking name.
Good gods, my room, all that reminiscing and I got here quicker. Great. I do my thing to get inside my room and I think that my hard-on got just a bit harder cause I saw Duke sitting there with ol’ boy from the meeting and Rina with a hand on Duke’s shoulder. But for some reason Rina didn’t do anything for me.
“Well I‘m glad your happy to seem them Wheeler.” She purred and walked over to me. I narrowed my eyes and pulled her to me.
“What the hell are they here for?” She reached down and grabbed my dick.
“Shouldn‘t that be obvious?” I growled not the fact she touched me it was the fact that she asked my question with a question. That shit is irritating.
“Calm down pup,” She whispered in my ear and sat on Duke’s lap. I swear this bitch acts like she owns everything. But as usual I only nodded and watched her. “Meet Devon, wait you already have, and you would have to say that it was quinternteresting.” I wouldn’t lie to you, Devon was a wonderful lay. He was so damn tight it was amazing and I swear to god, I didn’t even know anyone could use their mouth like that!
“Now if you remember I told you a couple guys would love to help you get into Kaiba‘s pants plus they want to see Kaiba happy, for some strange reason. You would think his employee‘s wouldn‘t give a damn. But after some great fucks and a couple orgies I found out different. Anyways I talked to Devon yesterday, and it was a nice conversation, no sex involved.” I gave her a yeah right look. She growled and continued. “Anyways, he said he would love to help you and a fuck was along the line somewhere he said sure.” Devon then got up and took my hand. I followed dumbly, and was pushed onto the bed. I guess my voice went out the door or something because all I could do was make noises. Devon got atop me and kissed me, and Rina still began to talk. “Now Devon knew that you would be in the meeting today so…you can guess what happened from there.” I broke the kiss and looked at Rina.
“You mean to tell me that this thing with Devon was planted.” Devon smirked and looked at me.
“C‘mon you can‘t tell me your mad. I mean you wouldn‘t want to take it back.” I snapped my head back to him.
“Hell naw I wouldn‘t want to take it back!”
“Thought so.” He then began to go back to kissing my neck and shedding me of my shirt.
“Now the reason Duke is here because…” Duke stood up and walked over to the wall by the door and leaned onto it.
“I will be here tomorrow at 2:30pm. Oh and I hope that you are not shy, we plan on doing public affection.” I moaned at the sensations Devon was creating on my body but nodded at Duke.
“Great then, Rina?” He looked to her and extended his arm out. She walked over and took it. She looked at Devon and he kissed me one last time emptying something on my tongue. That’s when everything went black.

Date: Friday, March 6, 2004
Time: I have no fucking clue
Place: My room

When I awoke I saw something black and it was on my window sill. See my room four huge walls, consisted the colors of velvet and crème, and my bed was right by my window. Now this thing on my window sill kinda freaked me out but I didn’t show it. All I did was get out of my bed and pick up the black cat. I smiled when it snuggled into me and it cursed inwardly as it clung to me afraid that I would drop her or him didn’t know yet.
When I put it down onto my bed the cat had seemed to sigh and snuggle into the cold silk sheets. I shook my head and laid beside it. I started looking for signs of ownership. Found none. So I start asking question.
“Hmm I wonder what your name is?” Now I must have been smoking because the cat turned to me with a face of I don‘t know you make one up I concentrated and then that small dusted cover light bulb went BiNg.
“What about Midnight?”
Whatever
I sighed and thought about what else we could talk about. SO what does a normal person start doing? They start talking about their problems.
“Hey, letme ask you something,” once again with the whatever look. “Anyways, I want to be fucked by Kaiba,” I expected to see the face a disgusting and you need help look but I was looked at with a passive continue
“But I don‘t think that he could like someone like me.”
Why would you say that?
“Because there are numerous reasons, I‘m poor, well I used to be poor if Kaiba took away this job I wouldn‘t be able to afford silk hell I couldn‘t afford to get a nice hair cut.” Right now all my hair has just dropped smoothly to my shoulders, my arch has been flatten out. Kaiba didn’t like it so it had to go. Bastard.
Alright one reason
“Second is that he wouldn‘t want to be seen in public with me, I think he thinks that I like Rina or go with her or some confusing shit like that but Midnight, he just don‘t know. Plus my nickname is mutt to him.” At that point the cat moved away from me and gave me a glance of.
Yeah and you smell like one too.
I sniggered and gave him/her a nice rub and took my shower. When I came back, Mid was still there.
The hell, did you really think I was going to leave. Lets be for real now.
I snorted and dropped my towel and changed my clothes. I turned to Midnight because my mirror was right on the other wall.
Well if Kaiba doesn‘t like you because of those ‘numerous reasons’ then just show him ya naked I think that should satisfy anyone.
Freaky huh? The cat just spoke in two full sentences. Yeah, I know I have finally went crazy. Do you want to call the crazy home or me? I shook my head and picked up the stupid little clip board and announce my departure.
Alright see ya when ya get home. Oh and bring home some tuna or fish I‘m hungry!
I really need to see Kaiba corp. shrink. I have a talking cat. Or at least I think it’s a talking cat.
But all them thoughts shook when I saw Seto and Yami hanging off his arm, I think my heart broke when I saw Yami reach up and give him a slight peck on the cheek.
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