The Clothes Make The Spirit
Ignorance Is Bliss – Which Is Why Bakura Is So Angry All The Time
‘Just when you thought the world was idiot-proof…a bigger idiot pops out of a Millennium Item.’
Ryou glared down at the hand-lettered bumper sticker in his hands, then tore it to shreds.
“Crikey! That’s a mean one,” Bakura said, affecting an accent that was more British than Australian.
Side-effects of living with an England-Japan transplant.
“You’ve been watching Steve ‘Crocodile Hunter’ Irwin again, haven’t you, yami?” Ryou asked, one brown eye twitching. No, he didn’t think Bakura was stupid – but his yami wasn’t the most cerebral spirit on the block, that was for sure.
“Hey, it’s educational,” Bakura defended himself.
“It’s violent,” Ryou argued.
Bakura shrugged. “All right, it’s violent and educational.” He smirked. “But mostly violent!”
Case in pointless. Pointless violence, to be precise.
“Yay, violence,” Ryou said tiredly.
“Exactly,” Bakura agreed happily.
Ryou scowled. “Aren’t you the least bit angry about this?” he demanded. “They’re insulting you, you know.”
Bakura shrugged. “I know who sent this one, and I’ve already dropped off the return insult.”
“You have?” Ryou asked, surprised.
Bakura nodded.
“Who was it?” Ryou asked curiously.
Bakura smirked. “Let’s just say…I don’t think she’ll see this coming.”