100 Puppies and Dragons

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"Could one of ya please start?" Joey asked in annoyance. "Seriously, this is gettin' ridiculous."

Seto and Yami glared at each other, both stating, "Him first."

"…FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!" Joey grabbed the chess set and promptly threw it at the wall. "IT'S A GAME OF CHESS, NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!"

Seto gaped. "My chess set!"

"I will break every chess set you own and that includes your personal king," the blond hissed, glaring at him. "And the pawns that go with it."

"…Oh."

"I'm gonna go get a milkshake and fries. Ya better have a game started by the time I get back or I'm gonna rip ya apart," he added, then stood up straight, scowling. "Come on, Yug'. I'll buy ya a hamburger."

Yugi blinked but followed him obediently. "Thanks, Joey, but I can buy my own—Eep." Swallowing thickly as the blond turned a sharp glare on him, he chuckled nervously. "Thank you for your generous offer, Joey."

Joey huffed. "That's what I thought."

Once the two had left, Yami looked at the brunet and frowned. "What did he mean by your personal king and the pawns that go with it?"

Seto flinched and crossed his legs. "Er… Nothing."

Yami stared at him for a few moments before he gasped in horror. "No."

"…I'm sure if he didn't like the sex so much, he would have done it already."

"He's really that crazy?"

Instead of answering, the brunet stood. "I'll just go grab another chess set then."

Yami sank down in his seat. He suddenly had very serious thoughts of running from this game. Running and only looking back to make sure he'd gotten far enough away that Joey couldn't find him.