Loony Part 2
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
768
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
4
Loony 2: Chapter 4
Cindy: Well welcome to one and all to the latest chapter in the loony series.
(We still see Inuyasha, Koga, Miroku, Naraku, Kurama and Joey still dancing like chickens since last chapter.)
Cindy: Well better make them stop. (Snapping her fingers, the guys stop dancing like chickens.)
Joey: Was it my imagination or was I just dancing like a chicken a minute a go?
Cindy: Yea, you were and oh, Joey, um...did you forget something?
Joey: Like... (Then realizing that Cindy now has her purple spiral notebook back in her hands.) HAY! How in the fuck did you get that back!
Cindy: Well...remember when I told everyone that I would sleep with them if they would give me my notebook back.
Joey: (Looking at the other guys) Which one of you's guys got lucky with her!
Koga: Not me buddy.
Inuyasha: Sorry pal, it wasn't me.
Naraku: Nope, not me. And why in the fucking hell am I in a monkey puke green dress?
Cindy: I'll explain latter Naraku.
Inuyasha: What about you, you lecherous monk?!
Miroku: I wish, but it wasn't me ether.
Sesshomaru: Or me.
Kurama: Don't look at me. If I had sex with her I'd would be grinning from ear to ear. And I'm not.
Seto: Oh, but I am. (We see Seto Kaiba wearing a huge shit eating grin on his face.)
Joey: YOU FUCKED CINDY, SETO KAIBA!?! YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!! AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!
Announcer: We interrupt Joey Wheeler who is about to kill Seto Kaiba for breaking news. The research team known as the crash test dummies have all died today. They died today driving home from work in the same car deemed safest in the country. When their ejector seat parachutes failed to open and came plummeting to the ground. We now return back to Loony 2: Chapter 4 already in progress.
Joey: (Starting to cry.) The cash test dummies....dead!?!?!?!?! WHY!!!!! THEY WERE SO YOUNG!!!!!! THEY GAVE HOPE AND MEANING TO MY POOR PATHETIC LIFE!!!!! AND NOW.......THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: (Walking up to Joey.) Shush. (Putting Joey's head on his shoulder and he was stroking Joey's head and rocking Joey gently. Like a father soothing a very upset child.) There, there....everything is going to be alright.
Joey: Bbbbbuuuuutttttt tttttthhhhheeeeeyyyy'rrrrrreeeee ddddeeeeaddd. (Crying more heavily and then sucking his thumb.)
Inuyasha: Um...Cindy?
Cindy: Yea Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: I think it be best to end the chapter for now.
Cindy: Good idea. Well until next time.
Joey: THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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Questions to ponder till next time.
Will Joey ever stop grieving over the death of the crash test dummies?
Joey: BUT THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Seto Kaiba realize that he's being a little to comforting to Joey Wheeler?
Will Cindy explain to Naraku why he's wearing a monkey puke green bridesmaid’s dress?
Will Joey get back to trying to kill Kaiba for sleeping with Cindy?
And where is Jason?
All these and more in Loony 2: Chapter 5.
Cindy: Well welcome to one and all to the latest chapter in the loony series.
(We still see Inuyasha, Koga, Miroku, Naraku, Kurama and Joey still dancing like chickens since last chapter.)
Cindy: Well better make them stop. (Snapping her fingers, the guys stop dancing like chickens.)
Joey: Was it my imagination or was I just dancing like a chicken a minute a go?
Cindy: Yea, you were and oh, Joey, um...did you forget something?
Joey: Like... (Then realizing that Cindy now has her purple spiral notebook back in her hands.) HAY! How in the fuck did you get that back!
Cindy: Well...remember when I told everyone that I would sleep with them if they would give me my notebook back.
Joey: (Looking at the other guys) Which one of you's guys got lucky with her!
Koga: Not me buddy.
Inuyasha: Sorry pal, it wasn't me.
Naraku: Nope, not me. And why in the fucking hell am I in a monkey puke green dress?
Cindy: I'll explain latter Naraku.
Inuyasha: What about you, you lecherous monk?!
Miroku: I wish, but it wasn't me ether.
Sesshomaru: Or me.
Kurama: Don't look at me. If I had sex with her I'd would be grinning from ear to ear. And I'm not.
Seto: Oh, but I am. (We see Seto Kaiba wearing a huge shit eating grin on his face.)
Joey: YOU FUCKED CINDY, SETO KAIBA!?! YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!! AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!
Announcer: We interrupt Joey Wheeler who is about to kill Seto Kaiba for breaking news. The research team known as the crash test dummies have all died today. They died today driving home from work in the same car deemed safest in the country. When their ejector seat parachutes failed to open and came plummeting to the ground. We now return back to Loony 2: Chapter 4 already in progress.
Joey: (Starting to cry.) The cash test dummies....dead!?!?!?!?! WHY!!!!! THEY WERE SO YOUNG!!!!!! THEY GAVE HOPE AND MEANING TO MY POOR PATHETIC LIFE!!!!! AND NOW.......THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: (Walking up to Joey.) Shush. (Putting Joey's head on his shoulder and he was stroking Joey's head and rocking Joey gently. Like a father soothing a very upset child.) There, there....everything is going to be alright.
Joey: Bbbbbuuuuutttttt tttttthhhhheeeeeyyyy'rrrrrreeeee ddddeeeeaddd. (Crying more heavily and then sucking his thumb.)
Inuyasha: Um...Cindy?
Cindy: Yea Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: I think it be best to end the chapter for now.
Cindy: Good idea. Well until next time.
Joey: THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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Questions to ponder till next time.
Will Joey ever stop grieving over the death of the crash test dummies?
Joey: BUT THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Seto Kaiba realize that he's being a little to comforting to Joey Wheeler?
Will Cindy explain to Naraku why he's wearing a monkey puke green bridesmaid’s dress?
Will Joey get back to trying to kill Kaiba for sleeping with Cindy?
And where is Jason?
All these and more in Loony 2: Chapter 5.