Gettin' Bi Mai

LadyVirgo91656: Aww, Miss Ladyvirgo, don’t be like that! Smokin’ pot isn’t the story I assure you! But yes, Jou has gotten himself into some mess! Oh and heh heh, sorry that I had lied about posting this last night. Didn't mean too, I had sorta passed out drooling all over my laptop!

Anon: LMAO at pot smellin’ like poo! You’re right though… I don’t condone the use of drugs in any way! But hey anime character can get away with anything, without the poo! Lol Well, here is your review! *winks*

Girlo: *bouncing* This charade IS going to be fun! I’m so excited about it! Yay! Please do continue reading!

Zoe: *grins* Hell yea, puppyshipping is the best! *giggles* your enthusiasm is great! I’m glad you’re enjoying my story! Oh and I love to draw! I pretty good at it too. *huffs proudly* maybe when I can get some time, I’ll start drawing some illustrations for my stories and post them on a website or something. But until then continue on reading and making me smile! Love ya lots!

Jess: and I love you girl! Oh about your other review for Hell’s Cradle…that test was never used!!! O.O My lord, I would never write something so disgusting! The girl came on her cycle before she could use it! Lol oh my! Thought I should clear that up! Anywho, still love you and happy reading!

SilverYaoiHellion: You starting to like this better huh? *shakes head* I don’t mind if you have distinct favorites, just so you’re reading all of them! *hugs* I try to do better each time, my dear.

Hitori: It’s funny but a good deal of my OCs is quite popular! It makes me happy! Satoru definitely rocks! He’s easily one of my favorite creations next to Mother Miki! *giggles*

EWWWWW! CHEMISTRY! *cringes* I bow down to you! I couldn’t do it! I hope things with well with your work!

Drachenaugen: Oh yes about Satoru…*grins* don’t worry you’ll still like him! Perhaps even more! Kuroki is the silent type but he’s far from boring! I’m glad you like him too! I’ve seen a lot of success in my OCs, in all my stories!

Yea well, Seto has changed a bit. Lol I really need to draw out some illustrations to my stories! *giggles* Drawing is a talent of mine also! But I barely have the time to keep up with these updates! Hopefully soon I can construct a Jou/Seto website of my own to play with! Anyway back to Seto’s transformation, you have to realize its Jou we’re talkin’ about! He’s way more sexy than he is smart. *snickers*

I hope you’ll be just as happy in this chapter as well! Love ya lots!

Samantha Kaiba: Like I really would do such a thing! I know I’m not the best with updates right now but I will never leave you guys hanging!

ChibiRinni&Aniras: LMAO! Oh, you guys are great! I love you both. *glomps sisters* Of course I will write more, I can never say no after reading this! *giggles* Sorry for the wait but here it is nonetheless!

Neptune: Lol, such violence! *giggles* Are you an active writer? Cuz I can only imagine the kind of fics you write! I would love to read them!

ClumsyKitty: Awww, speechless? and I was enjoying the things you say too! All well, your few words had said a lot anyway! You’re the reason why I shine kitty! Love ya lots!

Velvetina: How’s my sexy Seto doing! I miss him! *pouts* Please, Please take care of him. I need him as a muse for not only my stories but I think I’m getting where I want to do some illustrations too. I love to draw! *holds up sketchpad*

Anywho, how are you feeling now by the way?


Author’s Corner: I will like to give special thanks to DeathJunkE and LadyVirgo91656 for writing fantastic and awesome stories in my behalf. You should read them! It's like the gift that keeps on giving! *begins to cry* You guys really know how to make an author feel special!

Oh and that goes for the rest of you guys! *throws out delicious treats* To all my lovely reviewers, and the nameless people who read my stories. *glares at nameless people* I know you guys are out there! My hit counter squeals like a pig! *giggles* so come on by and say hello sometime! *winks*

ANYWHO, *Enjoy*

‘Itai!’, ‘Fuck!’, ‘Gah-dammit, that huuurts’, where the only three things that’s currently rolling around within a throbbing head as Kaiba weakly rub the back of his skull that had connected harshly onto the floor. He groans somewhat loudly in pain.

Satoru after standing dumbfounded for a few seconds grabs a fistful of his own hair and wails loudly. “Oh, Seto-kun, darlin’!” He then races over to the brunet’s aid, purposely bumping into the hazel-eyed idiot that was responsible.

Even after the blunt force had been applied to the tanned left shoulder, Jou continues to stand rigid in a shocked haze.

His dumbass had just declared in front of his friends and fiancé that his arch nemesis from high school is now his lover. That was almost as bad as the charade itself! Not only is he absolutely NOT attracted to men, he sure as hell not attracted to this bastard! Of all the fucking men in the world! This has got to be the worst moment of his life!

Even through the internal rant, hazel-eyes subtly shift to the blue-eyed man that is now being cradled in the gentle arms of his guitarist. Slightly plumped lips, in which the blond still could not believe, were so soft, puckers out cutely as a moan escapes them. Loose strands of auburn hair lightly caress a sun-kissed cheek as crystal blue eyes open slowly, glittering in such a way that’s simply stunning.

OK so maybe it wasn’t the WORST moment of his life...

“Gee, you weren’t kidding when you said that you’re no bottom bitch…” Kuroki wipes off trails of beer that were left on his chin. “You already have the poor guy on his back! His beauty must’ve really gotten to ya huh?” The wheat blond inquires with a wink.

At first Jou didn’t comprehend exactly what the clever drummer was getting at but then it hit him…

The lie has already been told, that kiss had sealed everything! It would certainly be some bullshit if he gets caught in the act THIS early.

The blond looks at Mai who stares back at him with a blank face.

Good it doesn’t seem like she had caught onto his little faux pas, so it’ll be easy to do damage control…

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KUROKI!? DON’T SAY SHIT ELSE TO THAT MAN HATER!” Satoru shrieks out tightening his hold around his beloved friend.

Err, that is if a certain strawberry blond isn’t silenced beforehand.

“So you don’t know about Jou and Kaiba being together?” the blond woman asks the green-eyed man, suspiciously.

Shit...

“WHAT?!” The guitarist’s right eyebrow disappears into his golden blond bangs. “Kats is nothing but a big hom…”

“Horrible.” The singer manages to spit out over the impending giveaway. Everyone turns to look at him as he makes his way to his injured “boyfriend.”

“I’m…uh...nothin’ but a big HORRIBLE person fer hurtin’ someone so precious.”

This immediately silences Satoru as he is now the one frozen in stupor.

Kaiba groans a bit as he suddenly feels himself being lifted upward into another set of arms. He cracks his eyes open again as the strong invigorating scent of Dolce and Gabbana attacks his senses. A small blush creeps over his nose as he once again stares into the eyes that had haunted him many of nights.

Instinctively, the brunet grasps on tightly to the hard body in a fleeting fear of being dropped again. He swears once he can get his brain to fucking function, all hell will most definitely break loose! The damned mutt will meet his untimely end for sure!

“Don’t worry, love. I gotcha dis time.” Jou suddenly whispers in a vulnerable ear, making the body he was carrying to quiver. He then gently sits his so-called lover down upon the couch as he sits also.

“Gomen, Gomen, for being such an asshole!” The blond gently moves away the strands of hair that’s gently brushing against lips that are enticing him to kiss again. He resents those damned pieces of flesh!

Swallowing down the urge, he instructs tenderly as he frees long hair from its ponytail prison. “Lay down on mah lap koi so I’s can examine dat bump on ya head.” Truthfully though, it was just a lame excuse to run his fingers through the gorgeous, shiny hair. He had strangely wanted to ever since he had opened that door…He resents these damned tresses as well!

The blond’s eyes widen slightly at the faint purring noises coming from the other as he proceeds to massage the scalp. He can’t believe that the brunet is actually going along with this without so much as a fight! Come to think of it, even when they were kissing…

“So that’s it then! Yo-you’re going to-to waste five years of-of our time for-for-for this cold hearted bastard wh-who has done nothing but torment you!? Thi-This is…is just unacceptable!” Mai sputters out as she towers over the couple.

Kaiba’s eyes snaps open from the annoying screech above him. Oh he had a few words to say to this bitch…five years in the making! He pops his head up ready to spit venom but once again tanned arms wrapped themselves around him pulling him close.

“Our time togethah in itself was a waste, Mai. I’m sorry, but Seto and I, we are destined fer each otha! Isn’t dat right, precious?” The hazel-eyed teen replies with a coo as a tanned cheek begins to nuzzle itself against the distressed CEO’s.

This is getting to be too much, if the blond keeps feeling on him like this, he’s going to end up feeling something else…and it won’t be anything soft either.

Violet eyes begin to darken to near black. “Jou, stop this nonsense right now! You are not dumping me for a guy! Especially HIM!” The irate vixen then turns to the brunet. “And you! You heartless jerk! I cannot believe you would be so jealous of my fiancé to come all this way, just to make him miserable. You can’t stand that he’s so successful! I swear you’re nothing but a low-down, no good…”

“HOLD THE FUCK UP!” Satoru interrupts getting up from his kneeling position. “How is it that EVERYONE, even the supposing “straight guy” is all over Seto-kun’s dick!? All he did was come through the gah-damn door!” Green eyes look deep into hazel ones. “I don’t know what the hell is going on but if this wench says one more damn thing about him and if you don’t fucking explain yourself, there’s going to be SMOKE in the city!”

“Maybe you just don’t seem to realize the distasteful person your friend has become.” Mai swings her hair back as she stares boldly at the hysterical guitarist.

“Whatever, bitch. He got your man, doesn’t he?” Satoru places his hands on his hips and returns the stare. “And I KNOW you are NOT, calling anyone distasteful with that gaudy outfit. You know good an’ damn well you have no business in that skirt and tank top! You’re no fucking spring chicken! What you like fifty now?! Hmph, gravity sure is a bitch…”

A sharp snicker startles everyone as it took a moment to realize that it came from no other than Jounouchi Katsuya.

“Are-are you laughin’?!” the blonde keyboardist shrieks demandingly.

“Yea…(snicker)…yea…I’m laughing. The truth hurts but it’s sure as hell funny!”

This simple statement earns a riot from his two bandmates, even Seto guffawed a little as he smirked. He could not believe this was happening! He never thought he would live to see the day that Jou would actually insult that gah-awful woman!

However, the inner victory was short-lived when the brunet once again becomes victim to the blond’s attacks. He feels hands roam uninhibited all over his body. They would start on his shoulders then down his chest, then his stomach…

“Mmm, an’ not only does he have me now but NOTHIN’ on dis body is hangin…well almost…nothin’…” A hand rests high on a thigh, dangerously close to a certain something in emphasis.

Kaiba begins to twitch violently as his eyes cross.

Good lord! The sexy blond that he had known to be Jounouchi Katsuya had officially lost it. That has to be the only explanation as to why a bronze hand was rubbing him near his nether regions.

Even though he would love for that hand to move on to…ahem bigger things, the flustered CEO flinches away. He can only take but so much!

“Aww, c’mon babes don’t be like dat!” the singer presses forward, kissing at the brunet’s neck.

BAM!
The rafters of the mansion shook when as a scorned blonde in a miniskirt slams the door behind her as she haughtily takes her exit.

Jou grins against skin at the reaction. It’s working! Pretty soon, she’ll be out of his life forever! He chuckles to himself not realizing the glare being directed at him from deadly blue eyes. That is until he finds himself being roughly shoved off the couch and onto the floor.

“Oof! Wha—“ Jou begins but completely decides against speaking as soon as he sees, not one, not two, but THREE pairs of eyes looking down at him angrily.

Uh Oh…

“HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND?!” all three of the men bellows out at once.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?!” Satoru leans in further to the sprawled blond.

“LYING SON OF A BITCH!” Kuroki crushes his beer can and tosses it aside. The only reason he had help the blond earlier was because as much as he was against the little act it was still humorous to see.

“YOU DAMN DOG! I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!” Kaiba was perhaps the loudest.

“HOW YOU GOING TO FUCKING PRETEND THAT YOU’RE GAY?! IT’S OFFENSIVE TO GAY GUYS EVERYWHERE!”

“I SHOULD SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT! YOU WON’T EVER SING IN THIS GAH-DAMN COUNTRY AGAIN!”

“AND DUDE DID YOU NOT JUST MAKE A COMMENT ON SETO-KUN’S CROTCH??” Satoru blurts out, temporarily stopping the Jounouchi roast fest.

Jou swallows the heavy lump in his throat. “Heh, heh…G-Guys…I can um, explain.”

“EXPLAIN!!!” Everyone once again screams out in unison.

The hazel-eyed man sighs as he slides back up on the couch.

“I’m desperate ya guys! I’ve been trying to break da engagement for awhile now. I thought dat maybe if I pretend ta have moved on in da most shockin’ way, she’ll leave me alone!”

“Um, you know, call me old-fashion but I always thought the phrase, “Hey, bitch it’s over, get the fuck out my house or I’m calling da damn police would work. Ever tried saying that? I mean to be honest; you’ve never really even tried.”

Satoru sits beside his hopeless friend. “And what’s worse, you’ve gotten my friend, Set-kun here mixed up in all the bullshit!"

The blond cringes at the name as he looks up at the said man. He had half-expect to see a smirk, a smug grin, or any other form of “I’m-fucking-glad-you’re-miserable expressions on the handsome face. However, he couldn’t decipher a thing in the mesmerizing blue-eyes that were distinctly Kaiba’s. How he didn’t recognize the young industrialist before he will never know.

“Wow, damn Kaib..it’s been..a…a long time. I haven’t heard about ya much anymore. Heh, thought ya might had…uh disappeared…but um, hear ya are and…and I must say…you look gorg—I mean hot, er, well—shit ya been taken very good care of…of…yaself.” Jou manages out hoarsely. How damn awkard could this get?!

The young brunet raises an eyebrow but decides not to comment on what he had just heard…or THOUGHT he had heard. The last thing he wants, the last thing he NEEDS is to get his heart broken by the make-inu again.

“After all these years, one would think you might have acquired some sense to the point that you’re just an idiot and not the mentally-challenged dumbass I knew from high school. Hmph, but here YOU are, even more the dumbass then I remember.”

“Whoa, whoa! You guys went to high school together?!” Satoru looks to Kuroki in surprise.

“Yea, we um go way back.” Jou mutters, almost incoherently as he shifts his eyes from the heated glare.

“Oh how fucking awesome is that!” the strawberry blond bounces excitedly nudging the blond drummer in the arm. “I knew asking Set to join us will be a brilliant idea! It’s like we’re already a family! Were you guys best friends?”

Kaiba snorts hard enough to hurt his throat. “You were the only best friend I had Satoru.”

Jou looks up startled at the barely contained bitterness or was that pain, in the smooth and usual confident voice. It bothered him somehow.

“Well all that’s going to change, darlin’” The green-eyed guitarist walks over to the brooding brunet, pulling him into a tender hug. “From this day forward, you are officially part of Shattered Dreams. Welcome to the family, beautiful.” He completes the initiation with a soft kiss…on the lips.

That had ALSO bothered the blond…somehow.

So much in fact…

“Ok so since he’s part of da band now, it shouldn’t be a problem dat he can still pretend to mah boyfriend, right?” Jou tries to inquire nonchalantly.

Kuroki stares at the hazel-eyed singer with a smirk. It seems that their new band member has the “straight” blond bent over backwards. This is going to be the most interesting tour…ever. He could hardly wait.

To be continued…