A Series of Break up Fics

For Catti *giggles nervously* who is a great writer I fear disappointing with my attempts. Still I will try. I had the thought of using this song run through my head a few days ago and your pairings give me a wonderful excuse to.
Pairings- Yami/Yugi Seto/Yugi
Let's see what kind of cheating little flirt we can turn Yugi into shall we
Song lyrics get **
thoughts in italics
Before He Cheats is sung by Carrie Underwood. No own, no making money, no sue.
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"You know what, Yami? You'd be really easy to cheat on."


That was what had started this whole mess. His little one had been frustrated with him for some unknown reason and the words had tumbled out. Of course when Yami had questioned him about it Yugi had assured him he wasn't cheating, wasn't thinking about cheating, had no desire to cheat and Yami, of course, believed him.


The only problem was that while he believed him he couldn't quite trust him. Which was why when Yugi had said he was going to Jou's house for the evening the dark had smiled and nodded. Then promptly followed his lover to the hole in the wall tavern he was at now.


Of course the last thing he had expected was to find his light sitting at the bar chatting it up with Seto Kaiba. Or to be more precise trying to coax Kaiba into drinking some fruity looking blue cocktail.


*Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a
bleached-blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now he's probably buying her some Fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know...*


"Come on Seto." Yugi pouted playfully pushing the drink forward. "One sip. I promise it's not as bad as the last one."

"Nothing could be that horrid. You should have warned me that it turns solid." The blue eyed CEO stared at the drink in distrust. "Although I suppose the name Cement Mixer should have given it away."


Yugi giggled and picked the glass up wetting his lips with the liquor. "See? It's safe."


Seto shook his head and downed the drink in a few quick swallows. "Whatever. Dance with me."


The two made their way to the dance floor, moving together in near perfect rhythm. Yugi's back pressed against Seto's front. The smaller led the brunette's hands to his hips and started a slow teasing grind alternating between being close enough to press his entire body against Seto's and just barely brushing against him. A sunny grin lit his face when Seto spun him around and forced him closer.


Seto wasn't a great dancer but he could follow Yugi's movements well enough to keep the friction going. Yugi was a flirt on a good day and a cocktease on a really good one. Hell, earlier that week he had told the other he had always wanted to learn how to play pool. Seto could still remember that lesson. Afterwards he had been left making phone calls trying to figure out how to get stains out of the felt. It was cheaper, and far less embarrassing, to just by a new pool table.


*That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats*


Yami clenched his fists. He knew Yugi had been going out without him a lot lately but they had been together for a long time. Connected more intimately than most people could ever claim. They were one soul. Damn it, at one time they had been one body. So it wasn't surprising that they needed some time apart.


He never actually thought his soul partner would do something like this though. And with Kaiba of all people! He was the enemy.


Well maybe that's extreme but still...Yugi's mine. What gives him the right to touch what's mine?


They were pressed close enough that Yami was sure that they could feel each other's heartbeat.

He started to make his way out of the shadows he had been standing to give Kiaba a piece of his mind, or possibly to send him to the Shadow Realm he hadn't decided yet, when Yugi did something unexpected.


*Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne
And he don't know... Oh*


Seto was stronger than Yami. That's what drew Yugi to him in the first place. Or that's what the violet eyed man told himself. In the back of his mind he knew that the real reason was because Seto was different. He could do something totally unexpected and without a mindlink Yugi wouldn't know what he was doing until he acted. That was a thrill in itself.


Mumbled words were falling from Seto's lips. It took Yugi a moment to notice what exactly the taller was saying. Or rather singing. "I didn't know you knew this sing."


"Mokuba listens to this kind of music." Seto let his hands drift lower to wander over the back of Yugi's thighs. "I think it's possible I may be a little bit drunk."


"Good. That was the point after all. To get you drunk enough to loosen up." He threw his arms around the others neck and pulled him down, sealing their lips together.


Seto stumbled forward, surprised by the sudden weight around his neck, then groaned as Yugi's tongue teased his lips apart. The other was intoxicating all on his own. He tasted like sugared fruit and smelled like whiskey. An overload to the senses even if Seto knew that he only tasted like fruit because of the drinks he had been buying all night and smelled like whiskey because of an earlier makeout session that had resulted in the table being bumped hard enough to upset a glass. That's when they had moved to the bar. Less things to spill there.


*That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats*


Yami was shocked. He had thought that Kaiba had been the one to lure his light to this dark place but the longer he watched their interactions the more he got the nagging feeling that perhaps it was Yugi was was really behind the whole thing.


How long? When did he become so unhappy that he had to go out and find someone else? And why Him? Of all the people for it to be why was it Kaiba?


Sure they had their share of problems but so did everyone. They could work it out. Or rather they could have worked it out. If Yami hadn't seen this display. If he had only left before he saw Yugi dragging Seto farther into the bar, towards the men's room. HE could take a wild guess why. Judging from the look in Yugi's lust darkened eyes and the slight limp Seto was sporting he could take a very good guess.


No wonder Yugi always went straight to the shower when he got back from his outings with "Jou". He should have seen it coming but he still felt blind sided.


I wonder if everyone who finds out the love of their life doesn't love them feel this way?


He turned to leave not wanting to see the flushed cheeks and swollen lips of the others when they came back.

*I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No, oh
Not on me...*


Yami made his way across the parking lot towards his car when he spotted Yugi's little red compact car parked next to a light blue sports car that looked out of place for the setting. A quick glance in the window confirmed the owner of the car. Only Kaiba would have a Blue Eyes pendent hanging from the rearview mirror.

He shook his head and started to walk away again when he stopped and looked over his shoulder at the cars. He tightened his grip on his keys.


I could...


He walked down the side of Kaiba's car, running his keys across the once flawless paint job. Not satisfied with the scratches he shifted his attention to the hood and braced his foot on the bumper to reach up farther. He pressed down hard enough that his hand protested and drug his arm down leaving gouges deep enough to expose the primer.

He grinned blinded by tears he refused to let fall and searched the lot for something that would make his payback sweeter.


*That I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats*


Yugi pulled Seto towards their cars breathlessly. All he wanted to do was head back to the mansion for a couple of hours of wild sex before he had to go home.


Something seemed wrong however. He let go of the taller males hand in shock as they reached the circle of light they had parked under.


Seto's car looked like a giant cat had taken it's claws to it. There were deep scratches and ruts littering the body. The tires hadn't even managed to avoid taking some damage. From the odd way the car was leaning it was only too obvious that the two tires they could see weren't the only ones that had been sliced open. Most likely with the rusty screwdriver that was laying on the ground. Yugi had to wonder if that had been the source of some of the scratches.

Seto's eyes went wide as he surveyed the damage. It would cost hundreds to get the car fixed. He had the thing special ordered and shipped from overseas. The paint job itself was a custom blend. "Who...What the fuck!"


Yugi was peering through the broken glass that had once been his cars' windshield. Whoever had broken the head and tail lights had also apparently decided the safely glass wasn't worth letting stay in one piece. A wooden board was laying half on the seat and half in the floor board. He could barely make out something carved into the leather seats. He reached in carefully and pushed the board away, going pale. "Oh shit."


Blue eyes narrowed before Seto grabbed Yugi's shoulder in a bruising grip. "Want to tell me why the hell Yami decided to destroy my car?"


"I...I...We" Yugi couldn't think of what to say. He may have forgotten to tell Seto that he and Yami were a couple. After all he was just going through a stage. Once he got it out of his system he would go back to his other. Neither he nor Seto any the wiser. Or so he thought.


*Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...*


Yami threw the last of his belongings in the trunk and closed it a bit too harshly. He had called Malik to let him know he would be flying to Egypt that night. No, Yugi wouldn't be coming along. No, he didn't know how long he would be there. Yes, he could use a place to stay.


As he settled himself into the drivers seat he wondered if the cheating hussy and his boy toy had found the surprise he had left them. If they had any doubt about who had done the damage they would find out as soon as they found his name tore into the leather of Yugi's car.


Rolling the windows down Yami pulled out of the driveway and took off down the road telling himself it was just the wind causing the tears to roll down his face.
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I wanted to go with the fact that sometimes the person that is being cheated with doesn't always know. And I wanted to use my easy to cheat on line. Okay Catti I hope you liked. *waits nervously*