Once More With Feeling Yu-Gi-Oh Style
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
957
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
I'll Never Tell
Raphael:What do you want for breakfast sweetie?
Mariah:You don't ahve to go to work today?
Raphael:Fraid not everyone started singing and dancing so took the day of
Mariah:Will you still make me waffles when we're married?
Raphael:Course I'd do anything for you
Raphael gives Mariah a kiss
RAPHAEL (Speaking)
Well, I can do an omelet, I've almost got that...
Mariah sits up
MARIAH
This is the man that I intend to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is - -
I'll never tell.
Mariah gets up and gets her slippers
Raphael sits up
RAPHAEL
She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -
Embrace! Tight embrace!
Holds Mariah tight
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - -
No. I'll never tell.
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
Cause there's nothing to tell.
MARIAH
He snores
RAPHAEL
She wheezes
MARIAH
Say "housework" and he freezes
Raphael opens the fridge and lifts a bit of chesse
RAPHAEL
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
MARIAH
I talk; he breezes
RAPHAEL
She doesn't know what "please" is
MARIAH
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
The vibe gets kind of scary
RAPHAEL
Like, she thinks I'm ordinary
MARIAH
Like, it's all just temporary
RAPHAEL
Like, her toes are kind of hairy
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
But it's all very well
Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
Raphael picks up a newspaper and reads
MARIAH
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Ali! (Alister,nickname I made for him)
Now look, he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know.
RAPHAEL
She clings
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She nev - -
Mariah jumps in front of him
MARIAH
His eyes are beady!
RAPHAEL
This is my verse, hello?
She - -
Mariah starts dancing
MARIAH (Spoken)
Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
Raphael starts dancing as well
They both dance around the living room
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
You know
RAPHAEL
You're quite the charmer
MARIAH
My knight in armor
RAPHAEL
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple - -
Tight embrace!
Raphael and Mariah sit down at the table
MARAIH
He's swell
RAPHAEL
She's sweller
MARIAH
He'll always be my feller
RAPHAEL
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
MARIAH
I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
They both climb onto the table
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
I've lied
I've said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I've can't quell
RAPHAEL
Is she looking for a pot of gold
MARIAH
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
RAPHAEL
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
They both climb of the table
MARAIH
Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
RAPHAEL
Am I crazy?
MARIAH
Am I dreamin'?
RAPHAEL
Am I marrying a demon?
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell
RAPHAEL
My lips are sealed
MARAIH
I take the Fifth
RAPHAEL
Nothing to see
Move it along
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
I'll never
Tell!
They both fall on the sofa laughing
Mariah and Raphael talking to Dartz at the same time
Mariah:My toes are not hairy
Raphael:My eyes are not beady.
Dartz you've gotta stop it
Dartz:Well someone was..
WOMAN
Why won't you put that pad away
I'm asking you please no
It is'ant right it is'ant fair
There was no parking any where
Why can't you let it go
Raphael:As in burnt up.
Come on turqouise boy,give me an axe and show me where to point it
Dartz:Alister has started to gather clues about the singing and dancing whatever it is
Bakura is dancing with Tea in the background
Dartz:And I hope it won't take long
Mariah:You don't ahve to go to work today?
Raphael:Fraid not everyone started singing and dancing so took the day of
Mariah:Will you still make me waffles when we're married?
Raphael:Course I'd do anything for you
Raphael gives Mariah a kiss
RAPHAEL (Speaking)
Well, I can do an omelet, I've almost got that...
Mariah sits up
MARIAH
This is the man that I intend to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is - -
I'll never tell.
Mariah gets up and gets her slippers
Raphael sits up
RAPHAEL
She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -
Embrace! Tight embrace!
Holds Mariah tight
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - -
No. I'll never tell.
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
Cause there's nothing to tell.
MARIAH
He snores
RAPHAEL
She wheezes
MARIAH
Say "housework" and he freezes
Raphael opens the fridge and lifts a bit of chesse
RAPHAEL
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
MARIAH
I talk; he breezes
RAPHAEL
She doesn't know what "please" is
MARIAH
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
The vibe gets kind of scary
RAPHAEL
Like, she thinks I'm ordinary
MARIAH
Like, it's all just temporary
RAPHAEL
Like, her toes are kind of hairy
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
But it's all very well
Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
Raphael picks up a newspaper and reads
MARIAH
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Ali! (Alister,nickname I made for him)
Now look, he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know.
RAPHAEL
She clings
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She nev - -
Mariah jumps in front of him
MARIAH
His eyes are beady!
RAPHAEL
This is my verse, hello?
She - -
Mariah starts dancing
MARIAH (Spoken)
Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
Raphael starts dancing as well
They both dance around the living room
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
You know
RAPHAEL
You're quite the charmer
MARIAH
My knight in armor
RAPHAEL
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple - -
Tight embrace!
Raphael and Mariah sit down at the table
MARAIH
He's swell
RAPHAEL
She's sweller
MARIAH
He'll always be my feller
RAPHAEL
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
MARIAH
I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
They both climb onto the table
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
I've lied
I've said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I've can't quell
RAPHAEL
Is she looking for a pot of gold
MARIAH
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
RAPHAEL
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
They both climb of the table
MARAIH
Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
RAPHAEL
Am I crazy?
MARIAH
Am I dreamin'?
RAPHAEL
Am I marrying a demon?
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell
RAPHAEL
My lips are sealed
MARAIH
I take the Fifth
RAPHAEL
Nothing to see
Move it along
MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
I'll never
Tell!
They both fall on the sofa laughing
Mariah and Raphael talking to Dartz at the same time
Mariah:My toes are not hairy
Raphael:My eyes are not beady.
Dartz you've gotta stop it
Dartz:Well someone was..
WOMAN
Why won't you put that pad away
I'm asking you please no
It is'ant right it is'ant fair
There was no parking any where
Why can't you let it go
Raphael:As in burnt up.
Come on turqouise boy,give me an axe and show me where to point it
Dartz:Alister has started to gather clues about the singing and dancing whatever it is
Bakura is dancing with Tea in the background
Dartz:And I hope it won't take long