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Once More With Feeling Yu-Gi-Oh Style

By: alistersangel
folder Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 9
Views: 957
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Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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I'll Never Tell

Raphael:What do you want for breakfast sweetie?

Mariah:You don't ahve to go to work today?

Raphael:Fraid not everyone started singing and dancing so took the day of

Mariah:Will you still make me waffles when we're married?

Raphael:Course I'd do anything for you

Raphael gives Mariah a kiss

RAPHAEL (Speaking)
Well, I can do an omelet, I've almost got that...

Mariah sits up

MARIAH
This is the man that I intend to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!

But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is - -
I'll never tell.

Mariah gets up and gets her slippers

Raphael sits up

RAPHAEL
She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -
Embrace! Tight embrace!

Holds Mariah tight

I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - -
No. I'll never tell.

MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
Cause there's nothing to tell.

MARIAH
He snores

RAPHAEL
She wheezes

MARIAH
Say "housework" and he freezes

Raphael opens the fridge and lifts a bit of chesse

RAPHAEL
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe

MARIAH
I talk; he breezes

RAPHAEL
She doesn't know what "please" is

MARIAH
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!

MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
The vibe gets kind of scary

RAPHAEL
Like, she thinks I'm ordinary

MARIAH
Like, it's all just temporary

RAPHAEL
Like, her toes are kind of hairy

MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
But it's all very well
Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!

Raphael picks up a newspaper and reads

MARIAH
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Ali! (Alister,nickname I made for him)
Now look, he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know.

RAPHAEL
She clings
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She nev - -

Mariah jumps in front of him

MARIAH
His eyes are beady!

RAPHAEL
This is my verse, hello?
She - -

Mariah starts dancing

MARIAH (Spoken)
Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!

Raphael starts dancing as well

They both dance around the living room

MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
You know

RAPHAEL
You're quite the charmer

MARIAH
My knight in armor

RAPHAEL
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple - -
Tight embrace!

Raphael and Mariah sit down at the table

MARAIH
He's swell

RAPHAEL
She's sweller

MARIAH
He'll always be my feller

RAPHAEL
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified

MARIAH
I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide

They both climb onto the table

MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
I've lied
I've said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I've can't quell

RAPHAEL
Is she looking for a pot of gold

MARIAH
Will I look good when I've gotten old?

RAPHAEL
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?

They both climb of the table

MARAIH
Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?

RAPHAEL
Am I crazy?

MARIAH
Am I dreamin'?

RAPHAEL
Am I marrying a demon?

MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!

So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell

RAPHAEL
My lips are sealed

MARAIH
I take the Fifth

RAPHAEL
Nothing to see
Move it along

MARIAH AND RAPHAEL
I'll never
Tell!

They both fall on the sofa laughing

Mariah and Raphael talking to Dartz at the same time

Mariah:My toes are not hairy

Raphael:My eyes are not beady.
Dartz you've gotta stop it

Dartz:Well someone was..

WOMAN
Why won't you put that pad away
I'm asking you please no
It is'ant right it is'ant fair
There was no parking any where
Why can't you let it go

Raphael:As in burnt up.
Come on turqouise boy,give me an axe and show me where to point it

Dartz:Alister has started to gather clues about the singing and dancing whatever it is

Bakura is dancing with Tea in the background

Dartz:And I hope it won't take long


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