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The New Girl - Perfection has Landed!

By: Whytney
folder Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 21
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Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Chapter Four - The Call

Sakura: Hey yall. I'm back and ready to write yet another chapter.
Hurrah!

Phantom: *gags* Or… not…

Lori: This fic officially sucks. I wish that bitch would just die! *stabs random ‘it’ plushie*

Phantom: O-o yeah… same… *feels stabbing pain in hip joint* ARRGGGHH M0%^3!F***ER! *cripples over in pain*

Lori: *giggling insanely while stabbing plushie and getting kicks off of Vicodin* @.@

Bakura: -_- weirdoes… Lori’s so out of it that she wouldn’t even notice if I happened to be doing the cancan covered in peanut butter and jelly singing ‘I love Rock ’n Roll’.

Kaiba: *shudders* I feel so alienated around you lot…

Phantom: ^_^ whoo! Yay for vicodin and anti-inflammatories!! *chugs down meds* Ahh… much better… Oooh pretty pixies…@.@ …

Chapter 4 – The Call

Ryou: Wow… the title… it is so… agonizingly unoriginal… *yawns*

Sakura's P.O.V

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!

I woke up to the annoying sound of my alarm clock. I wanted to go back to sleep but...

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!

I felt someone poke my face. At first I thought it was Cala but soon saw it was Caru in spirit form.

Caru...just ten more minutes!

NOPE! I'M HUNGRY AND WANT MY OWN BODY! NEED SUGAR! Caru seemed like she was on another sugar high.

Lori: Ok....the sugar thing is NOT funny any more.

Phantom: It never WAS funny.

Kaiba: I concur.

Okay! OKAY! I'm up. I moaned and sat up. It was seven in the morning. I took a shower, pulled on the school uniform, brushed my hair, I didn't put any makeup on today, and grabbed my bag from my desk chair.

Phantom: NOBODY CAAAARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAAAAAAAAY

Malik: She probably looks just as ‘perfect’ without makeup anyway -__-;;

"Sakura, you're up early today. Breakfast is on the table," Jenina told me. I sat down and saw bacon and eggs in front of me.

"Jenina, since there's pleanty of time, I have to tell you something..." I was nervous, but I had to tell her about Cala and Caru.

Phantom: It’s “plenty”.

"What is it darling?" Jenina asked me.

Lori:......Darling..? What the hell is this?! A fuckin Disney movie?!?!

She sat down across from me with her own plate of breakfast. I went into detail about who Cala and Caru were and that they lived in my charm. I showed her the millennium item and about how I recieved it. I even told her off Yugi's Millennium Puzzle and Yuri's Millennium Cross. I created bodies for Cala and Caru and they sat down.

Are you sure about this? Cala asked me.

Yeah. Positive. I hope she doesn't freak out. I was a little worried she would.

"I KNEW IT!" my youbo screamed. "I knew there was something differen't about you!"

"You knew?" I asked in awe.

"Yep. You never leave home without that charm of yours." I smiled, happy with the reacation.

"Glad you're not upset," I said and stood up. It was 8:10 and I had to get to school.

Phantom: So… many… errors…

Lori: Can’t… be bothered… to… fix them… *giggles like a maniac*

"Oh, Sakura, bring your key with you. I have to go on a buisness trip for a month so you'll have the house to yourself. The mortgage is paid and there's enough money for food and any other things you need. Seto Kaiba is making me go on the trip! All day! I HATE PAPER WORK!"

Lori: Welcome to the world of mature people! Now, I know it can be a bright and scary place, but as long as you don't WHINE about it too much, you'll be fine.

Phantom: Ok…did I miss the boat here? Wouldn’t “Jenina” have TOLD Sakura that she was going away for a month? If my Mum just randomly said over breakfast “I’m going away for a month” I’d be like… wtf? Since when?!

Lori: O the naivety.

Jenina sighed, kissed me on the forehead and left with her suitcases in hand.

"Okay. Bye. See you in a month," I hugged Jenina and let her leave.

"A month huh?" Cala asked.

"Yeah, so what?" I said, "I got to go to school, I should really get you guys registered too. You can register tommorrow."

Phantom: “Tommorrow” only has one ‘m’.

"No! NO! NO!" Caru yelled.

"That is ok. Do not worry about that. Were fine here.”

Lori: WE'RE, Damn it! *stabs ‘it’ plushie again*

Bakura: By the way, if any of you are wondering what the freaky ‘it’ plushie stands for… it represents all author/esses who can’t write for shit. It’s pretty mangled so…

“We've watched you since you got the Millennium item. We can take care of ourselves. Please be careful on your way to school?"

"I will Cala. You worry too much, see you after school. I'll get changed and we can meet Yugi at the cafe. Maybe you two should change too. Egytion clothes don't exactly fit in this day and age," I laughed and locked the door.

Lori: Wow....the detail is overwhelming.*cough*.

Phantom: Ugh… she couldn’t even spell ‘Egyptian’ right -______-

I met Yugi outside.

Malik: Omigod! Like, wow! How totally rad!

"Hey Yugi," I greeted.
"Hey, Yami is staying home today, anyway, we'll get more buisness if he
stays here," Yugi replied.

Lori: Did she ASK where Yami is? I think not.

Phantom: And, for the record, it’s “business”.

"HEY GUYS! Like da weather today?" Joey asked cheerfully.

Lori: Ugh! The ooc-ness! X_X....help...dying...from...the stupidity!

Jou: *shudders at the mentioning of dub name*

"Yes, so far," I replied. Just then rain started to fall and we ran to school.

Lori: *coughs up blood and groans in pain* The stupidity...it continues
to kill me…

Phantom: Why can’t it be acidic rain…

Normal P.O.V

Joey, Sakura, and Yugi made it to the school. Though they were completely soakcd. Ryou Bakura walked in and Sakura couldn't help but stare.

Ryou: Oh God no… here it comes… Good thing I already wrote out my Will…

"Sakura are you ok?" Joey asked placing a hand on her shoulder.

Jou: Like I care... or would even do that!

"Oh...yeah. I'm fine." Sakura couldn't take her eyes off Ryou. Yugi and Joey glanced at each other.

"Uh, we gotta get to class Sakura," Yugi said making Sakura snap out of her trance.

Phantom: ARG. What IS it with Sakura and her “trances” is there nothing inside that ditzy wannabe fucking hollow head of hers?!

Kaiba: Mary-Sues are a specimen in their own. Almost different from being human. They walk around in their own worlds, giving dreamy stares and slipping into blank trances almost as often as they fight off the evil villains and capture the hearts of the hero.

Phantom: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAGS* Thank you for that little tidbit of information, Kaiba…

Kaiba: Welcome.

"Oh...yeah. Listen, I'll meet you guys there," Sakura ran off.

"I wonder what that was about?" Yugi asked Joey.

Jou: Once again...don't care...

"Who knows. Girls are a mystery in themselves."

Jou: That's why I'm GAY, You fucktard I like DICK!

Lori: O.O damn straight!

Phantom: O-o won’t ask…

"Joey Wheeler, I didn't know you could speak like that," Mai said.

Lori: GAH! Characters popping up every where!

Phantom: Mai wasn’t even introduced! She just… appeared! God this authoress lacks some serious imagination -_-

"Mai, what are you doin here?" Joey asked.

"I just came to drop Serenity off," Mai replied. Serenity stepped out from behind Mai.

"His niisan. It was raining and Mai just happened to be driving by. See offered me a ride, I acepted the offer."

Phantom: How convenient -_-

Lori: First off, he didn't ask why she was with Mai in the first place. Second, it's "Hi" and "She."

Ryou: And don’t forget “accepted”.

Serenity walked off after giving Joey a hug. Sakura caught up with Ryou.

"Uh...Ryou?"

Ryou: NOO!! THE TORTURE!! IT BURNS!!

"Yes Sakura? What is it?" Ryou asked with a smile.

Bakura: *eye roll* Pathetic…

"Um...I was wondering..."

"..." Ryou just stood there waiting for her to ask the question he wanted, he was too shy to ask.

"Could I borrow a few peices of paper? I didn't buy any yet!" Sakura said, I didn't want to ask that! Why can't I just ask him out on a date?!

Ryou: *cries* I'm...I'm gay too! Waah!

Phantom: *yawns* This is… so exhilarating… *falls asleep*

"Uh...sure," Ryou got out his note book and gave some paper to her, why didn't she ask me to go out on a date?

Phantom: Because she’s fucking twelve.

Ryou: O_o eww…

"Thanks..." Sakura blushed and ran off.

Ask her out yourself, or I will.

Hey you stay out of this! Ryou shouted at Bakura.

Bakura: *snaps awake* What the fuck?! When did *I* get brought into this shit?!

Fine. If you don't ask her within a week I will! Bakura closed up his part of the soul room.

Ryou: *sniggers* …

Bakura: >.>

Sakura sat at he desk thinking, mostly about Ryou. Why do I get so nervous around him. Sure...I have a crush on him. Damn TV. They lie when they make it look easy to ask someone out!

Bring! Bring!

Lori: Bring, bring?

Phantom: Bring bring what? Bring me my gloriously naked Malik tied to a bed, that’s what!

Malik: -_- actually, she was trying to imitate the sound of a school bell.

The rest of the class piled in and went to their seats.

"Ok class," Mrs. Rakaia said, "Please take out your homework. I want to check it." Everyone groaned and pulled out their homework.

Phantom: *snorts* “Rakaia” is the name of a little hick town about an hour south of where I live XD

School went by slowly for Sakura. She completed all her work so was left with no homework. Sakura ran home and changed into some casual clothes. Just than the
phone rang.

"Moshi moshi. Who may I be speaking to?"

Cut to the chase.

"Kaiba, how nice of you to call."

Lori: WOOOOOOOOOOAH ITS FINALLY OVER!!

Phantom: For this chapter, anyway. Phew -_-;;

Ryou: This is getting WAY out of hand! Someone shoot me now, or at least amputate my retinas so I don’t have to look at that bitchy piece of fugly shit!

Bakura: Wow, that was really “out there” for you, Ryou… *snorts*

Ryou: -_- shut up, I can curse when I want.

Phantom: *going through curse book, adding more curses to it* These shall come in very handy… Anyways, catch you all later, fellow viewers! Leave your comments! We love ‘em!
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