Wild Thing

Allo my lovely readers! It is currently 11:30 pm in Manitoba, and I have to be up again at 6 am tommorow! Oh joy! It's Spring Break, so I should soon be updating my other stories, all of which are Snarry in HP. This story had only 1 chappie left to go, although if someone desperately wants something more I could be convinced... For my lovely reviewers:

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Mu: Mooaholics Unanimous? Much Undressing? Mega Urination? Lol, sorry. It figures there's a song too, I'm not too original with titles. DO THE MOO is my genaric saying, as I have a cow cult and such, so MOO is just a way reviews can show me they like my story without having to put 'I like your story.' I LOVE STEVE IRWIN!!! He's one of my hero's, I watch his show all the time! This story was actually due to me watching his show while daydreaming, the senario poped up in my head, and Jou and Seto fit! Sadly, there will be no Steve in my story, but it's all based off of Australia zoo and the croc exhibits he has! Looooong reply! MOO!

Guys! The review average has dropped to 2.6756%!!! Remember, if you don't review, the aveage drops, but if you do review, it goes up a lot! Or at least a lot for me! Do you guys think it would be possible for this to have a 5% review rate by the end? Could you possible help me with that? Even just a simple "MOO" review would be great! Alright, enough begging, on with the show! DO THE MOO, love ya'll!!

Disclaimer: Not my characters, got that? Plot is mine.

Warning: Rated 'R', M/M relationship, lime.

Status: Chapter 4 of 5

Stuff: Short story is 5 parts. Everything is written, and looked over by a great friend. I'll post 1 chapter a day. Reviews are hugely appreciated, as is constructive critism. Same as my other stories, if you don't want to leave a long review, it would be appreciated if you would even just put MOO to show you like it, it would be appreciated greatly ^.^ DO THE MOO, love you all!


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Seto Kaiba awoke to find himself lying on a padded flat, shirtless, with a cold cloth gently soothing his face. Wait...SHIRTLESS? His attempt at leaping from the bed was thwarted by an unyeilding hand on his chest, effectively holding him down. The cloth was removed and a grinning pair of eyes looked down at him.

"What's wrong, Kaiba? 'Fraid I'll bite?"

Seto glared at the offender. Sure this was who he had come here to find, but that didn't mean he was going to be nice about it. He just wanted to know if the mutt was alive, not...what a nice chest he has. Fuck...it looks like Kaiba wasn't the only one shirtless at the moment. The blond may have had a nice body 5 years ago, but now...he just screamed 'ravish me!' And Seto had to admit, he was highly tempted to take up on the offer.

"Where. Is. My. Shirt.???"

"You got a bit of sunstroke, Moneybags. Had to cool you off somehow."

"And where is your shirt?"

"Hey, it's hot."

Seto rolled his eyes and once again made an attempt to sit up...and once again was pushed back onto the bed.

"Dammit, mutt, let me up!"

"You have to stay lying down for 15 minutes after waking up. Zoo policy."

Having someone with that mass of muscles holding him down made his case quite pointless. Kaiba was strong, but not strong enough to wrestle a man who wasn't afraid to go up against a giant, hungry croc. And the head of Kaiba Corp. wasn't stupid enough to think otherwise. Instead, he just relaxed back into the...could you call this thing a bed?...and let himself be mothered by the annoying blond. His response was a grin and the return of the cold cloth on his face.

"So, Kaiba, what's a guy like you doin' in a place like this?"

"Do you realize what a corny pickup line that is?"

"It wasn't a pickup line, baka."

"First cheesy lines, then insults. You must really suck at getting dates, mutt."

"I think you're trying to avoid my question, smartass."

Dammit. When had the dog gotten so perceptive. And where had that cold cloth gone off to?? OH! Alright, that was fine. Seto's eyes closed with a soft moan as coolness assaulted his chest. It just felt so fucking good.

"I'm...here to check on some investments."

"At a Wildlife Park?"

"Yes, problem with that?"

"What would you want with a Not-For-Profit Wilflife Park?"

"..."

Dammit again. Why did the damned place have to be not-for-profit? Excuse, excuse, he needed an excuse...

"I came to find you?"

DAMMIT!!!

"Find me?? Now why would you do that, Kaiba?"

"Just wondered if you'd been stupid enough to get eaten by a croc already. I suppose your luck has kept you alive so far."

"I'll have you know, I've become very good at handling all manners of 'Wild Things.'"

Wait...that rand a bell...what had he said that last day? Hadn't he called Seto a 'Wild Man?' Wait..was Joey hitting on him. Blue eyes shot open and stared at the grinning blond. Oh fuck, he was. what the hell was Seto supposed to do about this?? An exploring hand cupping his manhood, and suddenly Seto Kaiba really didn't give a damn anymore. He wanted Jou, Jou wanted him, and the brown eyed young man had his hand on Seto's growing erection. Life was good.

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Like it? Last chappie up tommorow. 5% review rate??!! PLEASE!!!! MOO, love ya!!! Fixed it! Chapter 3 is now up properly!!! Thanks for telling me!