Sleepover

Hikari Loes: Heya! I've just watched Gundam Wing! Happy me! ^_^
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Hikari Loes: Don't mind Yami Loezzy, she doesn't take criticism very good... -_-'
''...'' O_O
Hikari Loes: Come on Yami Loezzy! Get over it! They love your fic, they really do!
''... But... WHY?!'' *twitch twitch*
Hikari Loes: Because your a Dutch baka! DUH! Anyway, someone gave you some advice, what's so wrong about that?
''E...Everything...'' *blank stare*
Hikari Loes: Okay, now you're freaking me out. Please stop acting like that. PLEASE.
*blinks* ''... I think I'll be okay. Someday...''
Hikari Loes: That's better. Now, think of Gundam Wing.
*little smile*
Hikari Loes: That's right, think of Heero, and Duo, and Trowa, and Quatre, and Wufei, and Zechs, and Treize.
*big smile*
Hikari Loes: And now, think of them while their doing a orgy! ^_^
*really big grin* ''I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER!!!''
Hikari Loes: And now think of the story you must insert below. *points to the empty space*
O_o ''... You're NOT helping me!''
Hikari Loes: I'll give you some sugar. Being hyper ALWAYS works. It's like a drug. *smirk*
Hikari Loes: *gives Yami Loezzy her sugar*
()_() ''Must type, I must continue the story, fast faster more faster even more faster!!!'' ()_()
Hikari Loes: I am so smart...


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''Joey, truth or dare?'' The small kid asked his best friend.
''Truth of course! I don't wanna end up fucking one of you in the ass!''
''Let me think...'' Yugi said, thinking.
''Well, since I don't know anything about your private life, tell me, with who've you been sleeping lately?'' Yugi asked shy, but curious.
'Why are my friends so interested in other peoples sex lives? Freaky…' Joey thought.
''Let me see, I've been sleeping with...Duke, but that was long ago.
And well, uh...Odion and I had sex on the zeppelin...'' Joey said, red as a baboon butt.
''NANI?! THAT GOOD FOR NUTTING WHORE!!! THAT STUPID SLUT!!! THAT KISAMA IS SLEEPING AROUND WHILE HE SHOULD BE HELPING ME!!!'' Marik screamed, furious.
''Gomen, I just couldn't help myself. I was really horny, and Odion too ya'now. He hadn't had sex since he left Egypt! The poor man...'' Joey said, grinning.
''Koi wa moumoku.'' Seto said. He seemed a little jealous and pissed off.
''Watch your mouth moneybags!'' Joey warned.
''Whatever...'' Seto said with his teeth clenched.
''Bakura, truth or dare?'' Joey asked the albino thief.
''Dare, and make it a good one!'' Bakura grinned.
''Lemme think for a sec...'' Joey said, closing his eyes.
''Let me put make-up on you!'' Joey said evilly.
''NANI???!!!??? NEVER!!!'' Bakura responded.
''Then you'll have to kiss me...'' Joey answered.
''Grrr...Okay...'' Bakura said angry.
''YOU are going to KISS ME?!'' Joey shouted.
''No you fool! Make me...BEAUTIFUL.'' Bakura said insane and daring.
''Great, let's go, but who has some make-up?'' Joey asked.
''I have some.'' Came the little voice of Yugi.
''...'' Joey was stunned.
''I took it from Tea. I couldn't see any more make-up on her face... I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!'' Yugi screamed.
''Take it easy Yug.'' Joey tried to calm the chibi boy down.
''Gomen, um, here's the make-up.'' Yugi said quickly.
''Thanks Yug, well Bakura: Here we go!'' Joey said with a wide smile.
Bakura sat in front of Joey with a detested look on his face.
Joey put some light bleu eyeliner, pink lipstick and purple eye shadow on Bakura's face. Also a little rouge and he polished Bakura's nails blood red.
''There you are, you're so pretty!'' Joey chuckled.
''Yeah you look really hot!'' Yugi confirmed. ''Better than Tea.''
''What do you think Ryou?'' Bakura asked his hikari.
''I think it looks weird...'' Ryou whispered.
''That's it, I'm gonna wash this crap off me!'' Bakura said.
''I forbid you to do that.'' Joey spoke angry.
Bakura snarled, but remained in his sitting position and turned to the group, ready to ask someone else the question: 'Truth or dare'.


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''Wow, short chapter...''
Hikari Loes: *nods* You're lazy.
*upset* ''I AM not! It's Saturday and I went out of bed at 7.45 AM, to see Gundam Wing!''
Hikari Loes: And you woke me up, too...
''You said you wanted to see Gundam Wing, too.''
Hikari Loes: *nods again* Oh yeah, Kami I love those hot guys! *drools*
''And I HATE Relena!''
Hikari Loes: Yes, WE HATE Relena. That BITCH tries to STEEL Heero from ME!
''Hey, Heero's mine!'' >_<
Hikari Loes: No way, you can have Quatre. You've always liked the kawaii little uke.
''He's not THAT little...'' ^_~
Hikari Loes: O_O
*grin* ''BTW, thanks for the reviews, I really appreciate it.''
''Oh, and here are the translations of the Japanese words/sentences in this chapter:
-Kisama = basterd.
-Koi wa moumoku = Love is blind.
-Kami = God.''
Hikari Loes: I'm going back to bed... *yawn*
''I'm still hyper. I'm never going to sleep again! Never ever! Whooptydoo! YAAAAY! WHAHAhahahaahaaa... ... *snores*
Hikari Loes: Good night, and don't let the uke bite. *wink*