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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
2,633
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Yami Marik
Disclaimer: Don't own it, not getting paid. *pout*
Warnings: See part 1.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Erm, to clear some stuff up, the grammar is actually *meant* to be like it is in the journal entries. I just figured I'd write it this way for a change. ^_^;; I'm also completely making up Marik's age, because I don't know how old Malik was when Marik first appeared. Sorry!
Journal 4 - Yami Marik
Entry 1
Am taking a break from molesting Ryou-hikari. Now have Malik-hikari and Ryou-hikari. Am collecting hikaris. Just need one more to complete set, then will have threthree.
Have discovered intense dislike of seagulls. Do not know why this is, think perhaps because they have shifty eyes and are not to be trusted.
Am quite enjoying smirking at tomb robber, as have discovered his pathetic crush on pharaoh. Have also discovered Kaiba's crush on dice boy. Do not particularly care, but is amusing to watch arrogant bastard suffer. Have joined in game Joey-dog invented, called 'throw dice at Kaiba when he's not looking then hide'. Have noticed that Kaiba is twitching a lot. Think this is an improvement.
Entry 2
Have discovered wonders of swearing. Swore at Ishizu and got belted over head with own Sennen Rod. Feel stupid now.
Have also discovered that Ryou-hikari likes to cuddle. Have cuddled him lots to make up for molesting him in front of worthless friends. Will do it again tomorrow, but he does not need to know this. Have also accidentally handcuffed him to the bed and lost keys to handcuffs. Will not tell him this yet, will wait l hel he asks why he is still tied up.
Is my birthday soon. Will be eight years old. Feel much older, but have only existed for eight years and so will only get to have eight candles on cake. Wish was older, so could have more candles. Pharaoh gets five thousand candles on *his* cake. So does tomb robber. Is not fair.
Idiot worthless friends had better get me good presents or will destroy them all. Have asked tomb robber for a pet, because he is good at making them. Think Frankensnakie is funny. Ryou-hikari-pretty-tenshi is terrified of it. So is tiny pharaoh hikari-bushbaby. Tomb robber has promised to make me even better zombie pet for eighth birthday.
Entry 3
Ryou-pretty is making chocolate cake, as have finally found key to handcuffs. Malik-hikari is making something called jello. Have not seen jello before, do not know what it is. Do not know if should be wary of jello or not. Do notst Mst Malik-hikari. All three hikaris are making food for party tomorrow. Do not know why I am having party. Do not care about party, just want presents.
Hikari-bushbaby-Yugi is making tiny pointy sticks with cheese and pineapple on them. Do not know why we need sticks to be able to eat cheese and pineapple, can eat them perfectly well without sticks.
Have been trying to find where presents are hidden. Do not think they are in attic, as have fallen through roof twice trying to find them up there. Am going to stand next to pharaoh's hikari and look evil until he tells me where they are hidden. Am still quite annoyed that even Mokuba is older than me, so looking evil will be easy. Mwahah.
TBC
Warnings: See part 1.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Erm, to clear some stuff up, the grammar is actually *meant* to be like it is in the journal entries. I just figured I'd write it this way for a change. ^_^;; I'm also completely making up Marik's age, because I don't know how old Malik was when Marik first appeared. Sorry!
Journal 4 - Yami Marik
Entry 1
Am taking a break from molesting Ryou-hikari. Now have Malik-hikari and Ryou-hikari. Am collecting hikaris. Just need one more to complete set, then will have threthree.
Have discovered intense dislike of seagulls. Do not know why this is, think perhaps because they have shifty eyes and are not to be trusted.
Am quite enjoying smirking at tomb robber, as have discovered his pathetic crush on pharaoh. Have also discovered Kaiba's crush on dice boy. Do not particularly care, but is amusing to watch arrogant bastard suffer. Have joined in game Joey-dog invented, called 'throw dice at Kaiba when he's not looking then hide'. Have noticed that Kaiba is twitching a lot. Think this is an improvement.
Entry 2
Have discovered wonders of swearing. Swore at Ishizu and got belted over head with own Sennen Rod. Feel stupid now.
Have also discovered that Ryou-hikari likes to cuddle. Have cuddled him lots to make up for molesting him in front of worthless friends. Will do it again tomorrow, but he does not need to know this. Have also accidentally handcuffed him to the bed and lost keys to handcuffs. Will not tell him this yet, will wait l hel he asks why he is still tied up.
Is my birthday soon. Will be eight years old. Feel much older, but have only existed for eight years and so will only get to have eight candles on cake. Wish was older, so could have more candles. Pharaoh gets five thousand candles on *his* cake. So does tomb robber. Is not fair.
Idiot worthless friends had better get me good presents or will destroy them all. Have asked tomb robber for a pet, because he is good at making them. Think Frankensnakie is funny. Ryou-hikari-pretty-tenshi is terrified of it. So is tiny pharaoh hikari-bushbaby. Tomb robber has promised to make me even better zombie pet for eighth birthday.
Entry 3
Ryou-pretty is making chocolate cake, as have finally found key to handcuffs. Malik-hikari is making something called jello. Have not seen jello before, do not know what it is. Do not know if should be wary of jello or not. Do notst Mst Malik-hikari. All three hikaris are making food for party tomorrow. Do not know why I am having party. Do not care about party, just want presents.
Hikari-bushbaby-Yugi is making tiny pointy sticks with cheese and pineapple on them. Do not know why we need sticks to be able to eat cheese and pineapple, can eat them perfectly well without sticks.
Have been trying to find where presents are hidden. Do not think they are in attic, as have fallen through roof twice trying to find them up there. Am going to stand next to pharaoh's hikari and look evil until he tells me where they are hidden. Am still quite annoyed that even Mokuba is older than me, so looking evil will be easy. Mwahah.
TBC