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DirtyD: Yay! More then one review, I’m so honored. Yes Bakura does do a lot of self sacrificing…what a guy. Nothing says I love you better then making love to two beautiful Egyptians. Hm…pandas… sound good. I’ll do It ^^ (I put too many smily faces some times too lol)
Kat: *rubs head* I guess your right about the Bakura growl thing, he just him me with a weasel. although we all know Bakura’s a self sacrificing kinda guy when it come to making love with two hot Egyptians to save his Hikari *gets slapped in the head again* (maybe I should keep my mouth shut lol)
Elle-Fate2x1: thank you, srry if this was a tad late… my internet was down…

special thanks to bakurasgirl for telling me about the unavailable shapter *hands bakurasgirl and award* ^^

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(Bakura)

I woke up and found myself on a large fur rug near a fire. I was in a large bedroom next to a grand four poster mahogany bed with silk sheets. Books lined the walls and large purple velvet curtains were drawn across the windows obscuring my internal sense of night and day.

I looked up a large wooden desk positioned on the wall to the left of the great bed. Seto sat there in a leather chair watching me like a cat. I looked down and found I still had my boxers on, that really wasn’t much of an assurance of any thing considering the elastic bands that kept the material from slipping down my waist could easily have been lifted, removed, and put back.

Seto gave a small chuckle under his breath, “Please, I have better things to do then to go feeling around in your boxers, not like I’d find much any way”

I rolled my eyes and sat up to find the right side of my butt was a little sore, I raised an eyebrow and Seto just leaned more comfortably against the back of his chair, “that’s from the drug I gave you, don’t worry, your back side will feel back to its perky self in no time”.

I got up and walked towards the bed seating my self on the silk sheet directly across from Seto. Seto gave a disproving noise and I smiled, “I love your sheets Seto, there so soft, you wouldn’t mind if I rolled around on it would you?”

Seto glared at me, “Do you want to find Ryou or roll around on my bed?”

The answer was obviously Ryou but I decided to push Seto a little, after all, the guy stuck me in the butt with some thing and carried me off, “I dunno, do you plan on rolling around on the sheets with me?”

Seto got up and threw me off the bed, before stng ong over me, “Stop fucking around, I’m only doing this for Ryou’s sake. Trust me, if Ryou wasn’t in danger then I would have let you go off and do every thing your self. Stop being such a jack ass and pay attention.”

I stopped joking around and listened to what Seto had to say. He let his story pour out and told me who had Ryou. I nodded, “Yes Seto, this I know, trust me, it’s not hard to believe. Listen what you need to tell me now, is why you took me here in the manner you did, and how I can find Ryou”

Seto walked over to his chair again and sat down folding his hands across his chest, “I took you here in the manner I did because I didn’t want the squirrels to think that I was taking you some where to leak information. Right now they think it was some human custom you violated and so we were going to fight it out some how”

I nodded as this seemed to be the reasonable answer, though I still had a question, “But why did you knock me out with a drug?”

Seto looked at me darkly, “They’ve got this place watched, I needed to bring you in here and make it look like I had you where I wanted you. In no ways did I want them to find out I’ve been doing this, not when they’ve given me so much. Plus there’s always Mokuba to fear for, he doesn’t know any of this and I want to keep it that way. But please Bakura, if you plan on taking drastic revenge on any of those damn rodents, kill them all and kill their boss. If you don’t none of us will ever be safe”

I listened carefully to all that Seto said, all that he asked for. So, he wants me to do the dirty work? I guess I have no choice. I moved on to important matters, “So how do I get in? Where is their base of operations? Where is their leader, and where are they keeping my Hikari? Tell me every thing”

Seto closed his eyes and concentrated for a moment, he was probably calculating how much he should tell me. Finally he opened his eyes and started telling me what needed to be known.

“This will be a hard and difficult mission, you’ll need the help of Marik and Malik, apparently you’ve already enlisted their help” Seto said to me motioning at my boxers, “in any case there’s a great tree that grows out in my yard, go to that tree and knock out the guards their stationed at the foot of the tree. Next you need to climb up in to the tree and at the top should be a large hole in which you can slip into. You will arrive in a long dark tunnel, this is an underground maze, you’ll need to have Malik help you find your way in and out of there. I my self don’t know the way since one of the Squirrels always led me through the dark maze” Seto paused before he continued.

“Next you’ll need to knock out the guards at the end of the tunnel and make your way in to the underground city. Basically it was a cave underground that had trees planted in it, you’ll need Marik to get you to the center of the forest with out getting caught by any of the local inhabitants. In the center of the underground forest city there’s a large temple the little buggers had me build. It’s huge by human standers and gigantic by squirrel standers. It is room enough to comfortable house a family of six humans. Inside there you’ll find the head boss of the squirrel mafia and the queen of the squirrels”.

I gave Seto a confused look, “what do you mean queen of the squirrels?”

He sighed, “It’s said there’s a goddess down there who gave power to the squirrels and helped them set up and intelligent community. She is called the great squirrelly goddess; she set up the squirrel mafia and its boss. You’ll need to defeat her after you take down the mob boss”.

I took this into consideration, “You mean there’s a squirrel down there so powerful as to educate all of them. Who’s so clever as to organize crime and the politics that come with such a responsibility?”

Seto nodded, “You’ll need to be careful”

“So where is Ryou kept?” I asked Seto as I climbed to my feet and walked over to the fireplace staring into the glowing embers, watching the flame dance across the wood set in there.

“Ryou would be on the top floor of the temple, he’s kept in a cage in the dark with little food and water, and what ever I can get him. You’ll need to hurry Bakura; I don’t know how long he can last in absolute darkness.” Seto said rather flatly, though I could tell he was really distraught over it. The funny thing about Seto is that he cares deeply for every one, that is of course, with the exception of Yugi and the pharaoh, which I for one can’t stand either, I would have ruled the world if it hadn’t been for them.

I walked over to Seto and put my hand on his shoulder, “I’ll find him don’t worry, I’ll topple this evil squirrel based gang.”

Seto suddenly hugged my waist, pulling me toward him, and started crying. That’s odd, Seto doesn’t cry…wait a minuet…

I felt a prick in my back side…shit….

When I woke up I was inside of Marik’s house, Marik was leaning over me running his hand up and down my chest.

“Get off me you perverted son of a bitch” I growled. Marik suddenly noticed that I was conscious and smiled, “I was just taking advantage of an open situation, do you feel better?”

I pushed him off the couch I was laying on, “Hey Marik, is that a mime clown I see?”

Marik suddenly stared to panic and grabbed a baseball bat he had hidden under the couch, “Malik! The mime clowns are here!”

Malik walked in and sighed, “Stop playing with his mind, Bakura. Settle down Marik, the invasion isn’t until they’ve genetically engineered a new type of super poodle and they’ve found a way to cover the world in yarn”

Apparently this made sense to Marik; he went to the kitchen to check his calendar. I sat up slowly and Malik helped make me comfortable, “You know Seto found you and dropped you off here; he said you were wandering around in the park”.
oddeodded, “He told me some things that will help us find Ryou”. I proceed to fill Malik in. When I was done Malik had gathered up Marik and gotten his supplies. I popped some pain medication for my sore back side.

We decided we’d go under the cover of darkness, so we sat around the house planning what we would do, and finding things that might help us. I was certainly surprised at Marik’s collection of rodent traps, “for the mime clowns” he told me. I nodded, that made sense.

We waited till darkness fell and set out for Seto’s yard tree… tonight we were coming back plus one Hikari, minus all the squirrel population.

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Yeah I know it’s a wee bit shorter the usual, but that’s just how the cookie… crumbles… or gets dunked in milk… or put in chocolate… hm… I better go get my self a cookie. In any case pls review^^