A Series of One Shots

SEX FOR DUMMIES

Yugi fought to keep his eyes open as Joey slammed into him.

He was just so sleepy! And laying there wasn’t helping.

Joey’s groans grew in desperation as he neared completion, his thrusts sloppy and hurried as he rammed frantically into the boy. He grabbed Yugi’s erection, roughly jerking it. Yugi had to bite his lip to stifle a whine from the harsh pumps until he came.

Joey moaned in approval as the muscles tightened around his member.

“YU-YUGI! I’m gonna cuuuuuuuuum.” Joey groaned as he released inside the boy.

He collapsed in exhaustion, rolling off to catch his breath. Yugi turned over, curling up under the blankets.

After a few minutes of labored breathing, he grinned, turning to face his lover.

“I love it when you—“ he stopped upon hearing a loud snore. He peeked over Yugi’s shoulder to find the youth was already peacefully slumbering.

Joey shrugged flopping back down to go to sleep.

“Goodnight!” Jou called. Yugi groaned, rolling over and mumbling.

XxXxXxX

“Nnnnnnn OHHHHHH FUCK! Mmmmmm….”

Joey opened one groggy eye, rubbing it lazily.

“Yug?” He rasped, turning over to find his spot empty. Light shone under the door from the bathroom as its occupant gave one last strangled moan before retreating back to bed.

“You alright?”

Yugi jumped slightly. “Oh! Sorry I didn’t mean to wake you.” He smiled, giving Joey a quick peck on the cheek before rolling over.

“You sure? You go in there just about every night. You getting sick or something?”

Yugi just shook his head. “Goodnight!”

XxXxXxX


“It sounds like he’s…you know.” Joey awkwardly confessed. Tristan gave a thoughtful look, rubbing his chin in contemplation.

“Hmmm…” Tristan gave Joey a small smile. “Well, I hate to break it to you but I think you’re right.”

Joey groaned in frustration, throwing his hands up in the air. “Well what am I doing wrong? How long is he gonna stay with me if he has to go jack off every night after we do it!”

Tristan shrugged, taking a bite of his sandwich. “Mabe choo shood gat ome elp.”

“What?”

Tristan took a big gulp. “I said, maybe you should get some help.”

“What do you mean?”

“You know. Read a book on it.”

“A book?”

“Sure! Or you could ask someone with lots of experience…like Tea.” He smirked.

Joey scoffed, “No thank you.”

“Why don’t you just confront Yugi about it?”

“God no! That would be terrible!” Joey furiously shook his head, playing out the awkward scene in his head.

“No, I’ll just read and read until I’ve memorized everything.” He said with determination.

XxXxXxX


Joey took a seat in the empty living room. He glanced to the book that lie brand new on the table… “Sex for Dummies”

“Well. Better get started.” He resigned, picking up and beginning to flip through its contents.

“Whoa. There sure is a lot of information here.” Joey eyes widened as he saw the hundreds of tips he would have to memorize, the various do’s and don’ts.

“Oh look, I’ve done that before.” He smirked, “Oh wait, that’s on the…don’t…list.” He frowned.

“This is gonna take awhile.” He sighed, getting comfortable as he flipped to page one.

XxXxXxX

Joey walked up to the lunch table with a triumphant grin.

“I’m ready.”

Tristan looked up in confusion, a piece of meat hanging from his mouth.

“Redy foh wat?” Joey just shook his head.

“I’ve memorized it all, every position, tip, do, don’t, anatomy, it’s all here.” he pointed to his head.

“Took you…what? Three weeks?”

“Yup!” Joey grinned sitting down.

“And Yugi hasn’t even asked why we haven’t done it in 3 weeks.” Joey sighed. “It’s been hell using my hand, but just wait til tonight.” He smirked, letting the scene unfold in his mind.

“Whelp, good luck.” Tristan patted Joey on the back, taking another ridiculously huge bite of sandwich.

XxXxXxX

Yugi finished brushing his teeth and turned the bathroom light off. Joey was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling.

He climbed into bed, pulling the blankets up around him.

“Night Jou.”

In a flash and a yelp, the covers were ripped from the bed, Joey straddling Yugi.

“What the—“ Yugi gasped in surprise before Joey pressed his lips gently to his. A lovely sensation coursed through his body as Joey kissed him gently, running his tongue over his bottom lip, begging for entrance.

Yugi obliged with a deep moan as Joey ran his fingers nimbly up and down his sensitive sides.

“Oh Jouuuuu…” Yugi gasped as Joey ran his tongue expertly into every crevice of his mouth. He teasingly grinded into him, making them both go hard.

Joey smirked, kissing and nipping down Yugi’s jaw and to his neck, enjoying the whines of pleasure each lick and bite received.

“I want to fuck you into this mattress Yugi.” Joey whispered in his ear, making the boy blush and giggle.

He started a trail of kisses down his chest, taking a nipple into his mouth and lightly sucking. He smiled against the flushed skin as Yugi arched up into his mouth.

“Jo-Jou! Where did you—Where did you…” He tried to speak, overcome with pleasure as Joey continued his trail southwards.

“Don’t worry about that.” He said, slowly tugging down Yugi’s underwear, to find the boy was already painfully hard.

He wasted no time, grabbing the stiff member and giving teasing licks to just the head, making Yugi cry and whine in ecstasy.

“Pl-please!” he cried as Joey lightly sucked on just the head, delving his tongue continuously in the slit, making Yugi go crazy.

Joey engulfed the throbbing length in one quick movement, eliciting a string of curses from the boy. He began bobbing in and out, letting his tongue stay pressed hard against the underside of his shaft. He quickened his pace, Yugi writhed beneath him, threading his fingers through the blonde’s hair to steady himself.

He pulled harder as Joey furiously sucked, taking Yugi quickly to the edge before releasing him completely. He crawled back up Yugi’s body, pushing his fingers inside his mouth.

Yugi quickly coated the fingers with his saliva, heart racing as he anticipated the feeling of them inside him. Joey slowly traced them down the pale body, massaging at the puckered entrance before idly pushing one in, working it in and out at a slow pace.

Yugi pushed himself against it, wanting more as he spread his legs wider. “More oh god moooore!” He whined. Joey pushed in the second, pumping them in and out agonizingly slow. He scissored them, stretching him impossibly wider before finally adding the third digit.

Yugi gasped and shuddered as the fingers were curved to strike his nerves head on. He desperately wiggled his hips down, pushing the fingers in farther.

“Mmmmm Jou…Jou Jou Jou.” Yugi chanted as the fingers were pumped quicker. Joey pulled them out, smirking at Yugi’s whine as he was released.

He grabbed his legs, wrapping them around his waist as he lined himself up. Yugi watched him with begging, lust-filled eyes, his breathing ragged.

Joey plunged himself in, waiting for Yugi to adjust. He groaned in pleasure from the tight heat surrounding him as he slowly pulled out only to push back in. He started a slow rhythm, angling himself different ways until Yugi screamed out.

He stayed in position, making sure to strike that spot continuously as he lazily thrusted in and out.

“Oh god faster faster faster.” Yugi howled, pulling Joey closer with his legs, pushing him in deeper.

Joey nodded, speeding up his thrusts and relishing the howls it received as he assaulted Yugi’s every sense. Yugi kept his eyes tightly closed, his head thrown back and back arched as he came closer to completion.

His cock lie painfully hard against his stomach, leaking precum as Joey pistoned faster into him. Joey grabbed the hardened length, pumping it in time with his thrusts. Yugi’s eyes shot open, a whimper leaving his lips as he gripped the sheets.

“Oh Jou! Jou...JOU!” Yugi screamed until he came long and hard.

“Awww fuck!” Joey cried, speeding up his thrusts as Yugi’s muscles clamped down on him. He thrusted as quick as he could, savoring the slick heat for as long as he could before he exploded inside him in one mind-blowing moment.

He pulled out rather regretfully, collapsing next to Yugi as his breathing evened out.

“Where did you…what did you…how in the hell…” Yugi panted, his chest heaving and face flushed to the color of a ripe tomato.

Joey grinned, giving a shrug. Yugi smiled, turning on his side to face the blonde.

“Let’s do it again.”

Joey looked to his watch. “Okay, but after a male reaches orgasm, there is a refactory period we will have to wait before we can respond to more sexual stimiluation.” He recited.

“Oh….okay.” Yugi smiled, patiently waiting.

AN: CHALLENGE! Let’s get this story to the 200 review mark shall we? Come on! We can do it!!!

XXXOOO

REVIEW REPLIES:

Blackgargie: eeep! Sorry! Lol. its not something you see too often where this pairing doesn’t live happily ever after which is why I had to tear that wall down. lol. thanks for all your lovely reviews! xxoo

Wicabeth: oh I know how it feels about the craptacular love life. Yugi’s journal. Yeah, basically just me venting woes of love. Lol.

1wildrose1: I believe I have that pairing coming up so yep, can do! Thanks so much for reviewing and happy to hear you like them!

Right_read_time: it could be a chapter story, buuuuuuut it won’t be. Lol. currently burned out on that pairing. XD Im glad you liked it though! I always enjoy reading your reviews! xxxooo