A Series of One Shots

SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS

Most people think I’m fucking Ryou. But most people would be wrong. Why the fuck would I waste my time with that little bitch? I mean, Ryou’s okay but I don’t want to fuck him. I guess people think since we shared a body we want to get into each other’s pants which is pretty sick. It’d be like fucking your twin. Not cool.

Ryou’s into all that romantic shit. I don’t have time for that fucked up routine. I’m a 5000 year old spirit, I got better things to do then spend my time buying shit for someone in hopes I can fuck their ass. A man’s got needs and mine are impatient. I just want to fuck or be fucked senseless, clean up, and be the fuck on my way. I got things to steal, people to kill, and a world to take over, but hey, one day at a time.

So now you probably want to know, who ya fucking Bakura? Whose the lucky bastard? Actually, there are two lucky bastards—fellow yamis. People whose needs are as great as mine.

But those shitheads happen to have been gone for the last two weeks, leaving me alone with just my fucking hand. And I’m about to explode from built-up sex drive and am fucking the next thing to walk through that goddamn door…Ryou, Yugi, a dog—I don’t really give a fuck.

I’m sitting on the couch, trying to think of anything but Yami sucking me off while Marik pounds into my ass—those fucking bastards have probably been at it these two whole fucking weeks.

I try watching TV, sleeping, showering, but nothing is working. I even jack myself off a few times but I just get hard again. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

I search the room again, eyes scanning for something to keep my mind occupied. I guess I could clean the room. Fuck I’m turning into Ryou. But desperate times call for desperate measures. So I start picking up all the shit I’ve left out—used tissues, some porn, some pictures I drew of me fucking Marik and Yami—just things everyone leaves out now and again. God this floor is nasty. I better get out the fucking vacuum. Couch looks like shit.

I drag out the heavy motherfucker and plug it in like Ryou showed me. I turn it on, damn that’s loud. I’m still not sure where this thing gets its magic to make things disappear even if Ryou says ‘its not magic’—but he’s full of shit.

Well, floors clean, better get to the couch. This hose really sucks that stuff up doesn’t it…huh…sucks.

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You know, I wonder if…

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Nah.

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I place my hand over the end, I can feel it trying to suck my hand in, just the right amount of pressure.

What the hell am I doing?

Oh yeah, cleaning up the goddamn couch.

Well, couch is clean. Now what?

Man that vacuum sure was powerful. I bet it’d feel great on my…I wonder when those two mother fuckers are going to get home. I’m so fucking horny. Maybe I could use the…Goddamit.

I collapse onto the couch, fiddling with the newspaper. I’ll just read the obituaries for awhile, that always cheers me up. I see the vacuum out of the corner of my eye. Shoulda put that up. Or maybe see if…

I should finish reading these…huh…some old lady had a heart attack. Well that’s boring…maybe she was vacuuming when it happened…I mean…

I can still see it out of the corner of my eye, just innocently sitting there…well fuck you vacuum! Fuck you. God, I’m going fucking insane talking to a goddamn vacuum cleaner. I’d skin those two assholes if I wasn’t so fucking horny for them.

I throw the newspaper down pacing around the room. They said they’d be home today. But it’s almost fucking midnight. I don’t think I can last much longer.

Maybe I should just clean some more or go to the…

“FUCK IT!” I hiss, stomping over to the vacuum, turning it back on. It whirs to life and I begin fumbling with my pants, whipping out my cock. I grab the hose with the other, looking between the two objects placed firmly in each hand. Am I really this desperate?

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Fuck yes.

With that I shove my cock down the hose. Holy fuck yes, I’m that desperate. I bite my lip to keep myself from moaning like a damn whore as I needlessly buck against that heavenly machine. I barely fit inside, the plastic relentlessly squeezing firmly against me while the suction does the rest. Damn can this thing suck any harder? My eyes light up as I see the buttons “low” “medium” and “high”. Holy mother of god, that was just medium. Thank you Ryou for not buying a cheap ass vacuum. I give a big smirk as I flip the switch to high.

And now I am moaning like a whore. I double over, overwhelmed by the feeling as the machine continues to suck me dry. Ah damn here it comes, here it fucking comes. With a deep growl I come violently, every drip quickly sucked up into the tiny bag. I shudder as the pleasure courses through me, causing me to fall to my knees.

Damn.

I throw my hand up, shutting off the vacuum, the room silent again as I let out a sigh of content.

CLAP

CLAP

CLAP

My heart stops as I hear those three slow claps. Quickly I scutter across the floor to my feet. Yami and Marik are staring at me from the doorway wearing identical smirks. I didn’t even hear them fucking come in over the noise of the goddamn mother fucking vacuum.

“Fuck!” I growl, zipping my pants up and turning my back to them before they can see my embarrassment. I mean, hey, I may have lost my modesty 5000 years ago but its still pretty fucking embarrassing being caught fucking a damn vacuum cleaner.

“A little desperate aren’t we?”

Yami if you don’t wipe that smug look off your face I will wipe the fucking thing off for you.

“You weren’t stuck here alone for two fucking weeks.” I growl, kicking the vacuum across the floor.

“Ah, don’t blame it on your girlfriend Kura-kun.” Marik taunts. All I can do is glare at him, crossing my arms in contempt before stomping off to my room and slamming the door behind me. I throw myself on my bed, muttering under my breath various death threats and forms of torture.

It’s not long before the two follow me in my room, staring at me with those lust-filled eyes that make me turn into a pile of radioactive decay. (What? Did you think I was going to say they melted me? Fuck you.) They stand at the end of the bed, keeping their eyes on me as they slowly start to undress. I try to act uninterested, even if my cock is quickly coming back to life. Their eyes never leave me as they strip down to nothing. They turn to each other and begin rubbing their hands over each other, lazily kissing. I can see their tongues bringing the other pleasure and their cocks are beginning to harden. Their hands tease the other’s sensitive skin. Meanwhile I’ve got a fucking tent pitched in my pants. I lick my lips, my eyes glazing over as they start fondling and massaging each other’s goods.

“FINE!” I finally give in, quickly ripping my clothes off and throwing them onto the bed.

They just laugh as they start biting and clawing at my skin, just how I like it.

“Aw, don’t be sad Kura, we’ll make it up to you.” Yami teased, smirking against my skin before biting down hard on my nipple, making me arch off the bed. God I love it when he does that. He quickly sweeps his tongue over it, wiping away the pain even though I like it. God how could I forget how fucking fantastic this feels. It’s getting harder to stifle my moans as their hands and lips devour every inch of my body. I writhe under their every touch, the build-up is torture and I just want to get the fuck on with it.

I let them know by grabbing Marik and pulling him into a hard kiss. He tastes like booze and smoke, makes me about fucking cum right there. His tongue fights against mine—both of us refusing to give up dominance. He bites my lower lip hard, drawing blood. Fuck that feels good. Yami’s watching us like he’s gonna cum at any moment, he really likes watching Marik and I get rough with each other. But not as much as I like hearing him scream my name as I’m pounding into that tight little ass of his.

Yami must know what I’m thinking about now because he gives me this deliciously evil grin and starts sucking on his fingers seductively. I watch his every movement while Marik is busy licking and sucking on my neck. Yami swirls his tongue around the three fingers slowly, pushing them in and out of his mouth, reminding me of what else he could be sticking in that pretty little mouth of his.

I nod, telling him I’m ready to get on with the fucking show. Marik starts rubbing his arousal against my own making me growl as I pull hard on his hair, pulling his head back so I can devour his throat. Yami’s fingers are massaging his entrance, tracing teasing circles around before plunging two fingers in. His eyes flicker shut and a throaty moan leaves his deliciously pale throat as he starts pumping them in and out. God I could watch him fucking himself all day—his legs spread wide open, his face contorted in sheer pleasure as he quickens his pace. He starts twisting them around and using his other hand to lightly pull on his sac. He’s really enjoying it, especially when he pushes in the last finger and starts giving these delicious little whines. Too bad Marik is missing the show. Not that I mind since he’s driving me crazy grinding against me like that.

“Enough of the fucking foreplay already.” I pushed Marik aside, shoving Yami down into the bed. He grins, getting on all fours and looking back at me innocently, wagging that little ass in front of my face. I grab his hips and waste no time shoving in, hissing at the tight heat. He moans, throwing his head back as I start lazily pushing in and out. Savoring the feeling of those hot slick muscles throbbing against me. Vacuum? Vacuum who?

I bend over enough so that Marik can line himself up to me. I keep still long enough for him to pummel into me, hissing at the intrusion as my muscles tighten. But damn the pain felt so fucking good—mixing deliciously with the overwhelming pleasure. Marik’s nails dig into my hips, drawing blood as he starts thrusting in and out in time with my own. The he shifts just enough so that he hits that sweet spot that makes me whimper like a whore every time.

“Fucking…do it…again.” I gritted, speeding up my thrusts, enjoying the cries I got from Yami as I hit his bundle of nerves making him whine and squirm under every thrust. My breath sounds ragged as we speed up, frantically pounding into each other.

“Oh fuck Bakura…fuck me.” Yami groans just like I love. He starts jacking himself off, moaning like crazy. Marik is hissing in my ear how big of a whore I am over and over. Fuck he’s hot when he does that. He’s trying really hard not to moan. I gave up on that a long time ago. But believe me, waiting for Marik to start moaning is totally worth the wait. I grin as he grips my hips harder, knowing he’s about to explode at any moment. I’m really close too. I slam into him as quick as I can, gritting my teeth until I cum hard with a howl.

“Awwwww fuck!” Marik groaned in my ear, probably because my muscles just clamped down on him like the jaws of death. It doesn’t take long before I feel his hot seed spill into me. And pretty soon, Yami’s crying out too, sending his hot cum over his fist and fingers. We fall into a naked tangle of limbs covered in a sweet mixture of sweat, cum and blood. God I hope I never have to go two weeks without this again. Fuck man…

But I guess if I ever do I can always pull out the va—

Fuck I’m just kidding.

Next time I’ll just fuck Malik or somebody.

AN: Well I must say this is definitely one of my favorites so far. And one of the longest I believe. Hope you agree and enjoy!

Now just a side note—go read This Is My Tale people! Reviews are lacking and it makes me teary eyed.

NEW CHAPTER OF THIS IS MY TALE ADDED YESTERDAY

LAST CHAPTER OF MY SNOW WHITE ANGEL WILL BE ADDED TOMORROW

REVIEW REPLIES:

Wicabeth: lol, yeah I gag a little when I read them too. Just the common mistake of trying to write like you would speak I suppose. :D But anyhoo, I’m glad you liked the bag part, it was a little out there—I don’t even know where the idea came from, but it was just too funny to pass up. XD thanks so much for reviewing! Xxxoooo

Tavi: lol, well I am glad you liked it! even if it did make you pee and gag a little. I didn’t know I could bring out so many…liquids out of someone’s body. Lmao. Thanks for reviewing!

DesertRoseTemari: yes, they would definitely want in, but who could blame them? Lol. It would be quite entertaining to see that scene unfold. Just think how rich someone could be if they could make a tv show about yugioh the yaoi version. *sigh* if only. Take care and I will miss your lovely reviews! can’t wait to have you back again!

Annieme: I like dueling too but I have no one to duel against except for like…one person. Lol. the bookstore in the city I go to school advertised for duels on Saturdays for kids but no one comes. But I felt a little silly when the only age range they had up to was like…13. XD

Blackgargie: aww. I’m glad I brightened up your day! That makes me smile. :D thanks for reviewing—happy to you liked it! and I agree with you about peg/jou. No fan but happy to oblige those who are. :D plus, its always better than grandpa and peg which I really want to find just to see how crazy it would be.

DBZVelena: thank you! I’m glad you like them. That is a very interesting scenario you have cooked up! That’s actually my next request is seto/mokuba but without the joey part. Lol

Cody_thomas: well, I suppose I could share you. XD. But only cause your so wonderful. ;)