100 Puppies and Dragons

Colors

"And what color for him?"



"Hmm. He looks like any of the colors we have on hand would look good on him."



Seto scowled and immediately reached over to grab his lover's hair. "If you make it any color but blond, I'll kill you."



The two hairdressers squeaked in terror and immediately rushed away to attend to other customers.



Joey scowled. "This is why I don't like ya comin' with me when I get my hair cut. They were just playin', Seto. They're girls. They do that."



"I don't like it."



"Shut up, Seto. Gah! They've only cut one side of my hair!" the blond exclaimed, frowning, as he leaned toward the mirror. "Seto, ya don't get t' come with me anymore!"



Seto frowned. "Why?"



"Because I only have half my hair cut!" Joey wailed. He turned. "Someone please come finish my hair!" When the hairdressers ignored him, he immediately grabbed the magazine out of the brunet's hands and began hitting him with it. "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!"



"Gaaaah!" Seto fell out of his chair and struggled to his feet. "Stop it! Agh! Joey!"



"GET OUT SO THEY CAN FINISH CUTTING MY HAIR AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Joey roared, continuing to smack and pretty much maul him until the brunet scrambled out the door. He turned back to the room and snarled, "COME FINISH CUTTING MY HAIR!"



One of the other customers immediately shoved her own hairdresser away, toward him. "Here, just finish his hair so that man doesn't come back in and kill us!"



Joey sat back down and crossed his arms, scowling petulantly. "Don't worry. I'm never bringin' him here again."