Draconic Diamond

Okay guys...I know that this is really really REALLY late. Here's my explaination. No one left any suggestions. Other then update soon. It was supposed to be interactive, so the lack of update, is well....your fault.

Sooooo, if you want a sooner update, suggest some things.

Anyways...onto the next chapter, craptastic that it is

Chapter 2


As the limo pulled up, Arsène got the distinct impression that whatever he was going to be seeing was going to be interesting, as he saw three versions of the CEO's husband standing on the landing at the door. Two of which looked like they were hopping up and down.


“Seto! Oh thank the stars you have returned! Joey yelled at US!!” Jorma said, tears flowing down his cheeks.


As Arsène opened the door, he thought he heard Seto mutter 'Drama Queens' and smiled. Coming over to the trunk he looked at the tall one, with the very long hair and motioned him over.


“Sir, care to help me with this?” Arsène asked Johfrit.


“Sure laddie.” he said and then turned towards the opened doorway. “CHISATO!!! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!! THERE IS FOOD FOR THE MERRIMENT!!” he screamed deafening Arsène in one ear from the sheer volume that his voice carried.


“JOHFRIT!! How many TIMES have I told you NOT TO DO THAT in the HOUSE!!” another voice said from the doorway and Arsène turned to see the same blond he had seen in his restaurant a few days before, though not looking the same way. Last time he saw him he was in a butter coloured three piece suit. This time however, he was dressed in a toga. Wearing sandals.


“Who cares! Come Jono, there is food here. Made by that man you and Joey were raving about.” Johfrit said as he pointed at Arsène who was looking at all the blond's in near awe. He knew that they were all quintuplets, but seeing Golden gods up close and personal was strange in itself.


“That being said, can you try to keep it down?” Jono said as Chisato and Seth both came down.


“And I thought you both were at the spa?” Seto said noticing that his two brother in laws were back at the house, as they had left early this morning.


“We were, but forgot that Joey had closed it down for the holidays. So we did some blending and laundry and came back.” Jorrin said, taking the large bowl of salad from Arsène.


“Plus, they said that they wanted to help with the shopping for Asetha.” a new female voice said coming through the doorway, in all black leather, that didn't appear to fit her very well, but made the curves on her body stand out.


“Are you going to try to bankrupt me?” Seto said drolly and Setima tilted her eyebrow up at him.


“Firstly Seto, Apollo has money. Second, Artemis has money. Thirdly, Morrigan has money. We don't need yours.” she said as a few eyes widened, as she wasn't hiding the gods names.


“Did we not discuss mentioning the others in front of non family?” Johfrit said in to his High Priestess.


“No, I don't think we got to that part this morning. Was too busy being impaled on Jorma.” Setima said as Jorma went beet red as the others began laughing.


“Didn't waste any time did you boy?” Johfrit said coming over and ruffling his hair.


“Just because I am not interested in dicks doesn't mean I don't have your sex drive.” Jorma mumbled as Setima came over and hugged him from behind.


“No more embarrassment. As for the arrangement of the bedrooms...” Setima started and realized that they still had their guest who had stopped gathering the food and just goggled at them. Of which Seto realized this too and came over to him.


“As said, ignore them. The family is descended from Nymphos...will just have to get over it.” Seto said and then placed a hand onto Arsène's shoulder.


“I guess you weren't kidding when you said that they were insane?” Arsène said with a small smile at the curve of his lips.


“We aren't insane, we are insatiable. Now...did you bring a promise of food, or the real deal?” Johfrit asked as Arsène's smile got wider.


“Hey ya ravenous jerks! Get in here!” a voice sounded, loud...but considering where it was coming from, any of the priests inside must have gone all deaf.


“He's been like that most of the morning Seto.” Johfrit said, his arms full of food, along with Chisato and Jorma.


“Well, I don't think he expected this morning to be cooking, so can you blame him?” Seto said as Setima, Jono and Seth grabbed the rest of the food. Asetha had already headed to Artemis's temple to get acquainted with the other priestess's that were there. There was not many, and most had been descendants of the previous ones.


“That doesn't mean he can take it out on us.” Jono said over his shoulder as they removed their shoes and donned the sandals that were kept at the door.


“Very true. So where is your father?” Seto asked Johfrit and Jono.


“Father and Grandfather have been with the council most of the morning.” Jono answered, his hands full of the trays


“What council?” Arsène asked curious


“We will tell you later, if you decide to stay.” Seto said to the chef as he and the others headed into the kitchen. Inside, Arsène gasped at the sheer size of it. There was a large island that was 'L' shaped and along the wall was a large Sub-Zero Pro 48 with Glass door. On each side was another Sub-zero product, a wine storage that was glass covered as well. There was a set of shelving between, and what looked like lights underneath the cabinetry and then a set of Wolf Two sided ovens, which looked like the largest ones on the market.


On the island, there was a large unframed induction cook top that had a small grill beside it. From the side, it didn't appear, but he imagined that given the state of the art kitchen products in the kitchen there was most likely a dishwasher and warming tray built into it, along with a crisper.


“So who designed the kitchen?” Arsène asked, as the boys began to unload the food onto the other and longer side of the island.


“Father did, for me and Set.” a new voice said, coming from a room, which now appeared to be a walk in pantry. In his arms looked to be vegetables in a basket.


“Which more will be told later, as I have said.” Seto said as he came over to Joey.


“Good morning pup.” he said as he leaned down and kissed his forehead.


“Set, I told ya I can cook. Ya didn't need to bring him here.” Joey said as he grabbed his husband's waist and aligned his body to it.


“Pup, why stress yourself. You are a masseuse, not a chef. Besides, you did say you liked his cooking.” Seto said, softly stroking his lover's back.


“That doesn't mean you had to bring him here. I am perfectly capable of cooking for everyone.” Joey said back, though it did not appear that he was letting go of his husband.


“I KNOW that...but why stress.” Seto said and stroked his husband's head slowly.


“Kaiba-san, I have not yet decided if I was going to stay. I am going on vacation with my husband soon. However as I had nothing to do this afternoon, I have volunteered to help out.” Arsène said.


“That was nice of ya. Thanks!” Joey said and backed away from Seto.


“You are welcome Kaiba-san.” Arsène said as he glanced at Joey who was wrinkling his nose. He still was not used to be addressed at Kaiba-san and was constantly looking for who the person was talking to, as it confused him. Mokuba had been knocked down to Kaiba-sama, as was Seth, with Seto taking the title of dono, which amused him and made the others groan.


So him and Jono were called Kaiba-san and the confusion continued.

“So Laddie...whatch'a think of us?” Johfrit said coming into the kitchen with the final items, the twins just behind them.


“Don't know. Nothing I have seen has convinced me to stay.” Arsène said and just as he finished a bright light appeared just behind him. He turned around to see Alen and his father standing just behind. Alen was dressed like a business man. His father however...


“Grandfather, how many times have we told you not to dress in a toga. It's December and it is cold.” Jono said to Zeus


“Jono my lad, I have told you many times that I do not feel the cold like mortals.” and with that statement, Arsène's eyes widened as he remembered what the tall woman had said before.


“So are you the one that is going to feed my grandkids?” Zeus asked Arsène directly.


“I am not sure sir. Or should it be sire?” Arsène asked now very curious, and very aware that his husband would giggling and squeeling like a little girl. His husband was so like that with new things.


“Apollo child, he's a quick one.” Zeus said and clapped a hand onto Arsène's shoulder, and grinned at him.


“Gramps, we mentioned before...x-nay on the you know what” Joey said, making a cutting motion against his neck to his grandfather, who was not listening.


“Pish posh...you are such a worry wart. Remember I see all and know all...this little one is thinking how gleeful his husband is going to be!” Zeus said waving his hand up and down in a motion of dismissing what was said.


“Still sir, you of all people should be aware that most people do not accept what is in front of them. And your appearance and Alen's can be strange.” Seto said as he moved over to the Latte machine and began making coffee's that he knew his family would be craving, or more specifically Johfrit would be jones'ing for.


"That may be true, but that doesn't mean he may be open to it." Alen said, talking over Arsene's head.


"Again, I would not dare speak for my husband." Arsène said, but already knowing the reaction. He vaguely wondered if he would be able to hear again after his over-excited husband got his hands on Zeus, and as he finished that thought, a bright light appeared and there stood his husband, a cup of tea in one hand and a brush used for dusting off artifacts in the other.


"Sène? What are you doing here? And where am I? What's going on???" the man began whining as a few of the others began to snicker.


"Sky, you remember our vacation?" Arsène began to ask, as his husband nodded


"Well they would like to change that." Arsène said, but he was talking to thin air as his adventurous husband began looking at the two very tall gods in complete awe.


"You're.....you're.....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" Sky screamed as Zeus began to chuckle.


"You called?" he quipped as Sky began jumping up and down like a little child.


"Sène...Oh gosh SENE!!" he began shouting, tears glistening at the two gods present.


"Yeah, yeah, gramps and Father are gods. Now....food was promised and since my dearest HUSBAND thinks I am incapable of cooking for ya all, get over it." Joey said


"And damn, I though Ice Cube was the wet blanket in the relationship" a new voice said from the sidelines.


"'Togi! Where's Tristan?" Joey said to his near brother in law. Though Duke's first and last name were thoroughly English, thanks to his father, his mother had named him Otogi, which had become Joey's way of greeting him.


"Getting the bags. SOMEONE forgot to tell us that SOMEONE closed the mansion. Good thing I remembered your dad's address." Duke said, his dice earring swaying from walking with the bags of what appeared to be presents.


"Gods! I'm so SORRY!!" Joey said coming around from the counter and coming to grab the bags from the slender CEO.


"You should be...bastard." a very strained voice said and added "A little help would be nice!" and that signaled Jorrin and Jorma to go help with luggage.


"So, I take it you are staying here?" Alen said, with an amused look.


"No, we will stay at the Black Crown Hotel. I just needed to get them out of the car, some of these are the presents from the States." Tristan said as he could see Zeus's head shake.


"Nonsense, you can stay here. The Pharaoh and his wife are here too." he said and Sky looked on as he began shaking.


"You....you have a real Pharaoh here?! I mean really here?!?!?!" he said as he began nearly vibrating from joy


"Should we tell him?"


"No"


"Awe come on...he'd get a kick out of it"


"NO"


"I'll let you lead tonight?"


"...."


"Yes, I win"


"Laddie, ya wanna meet TWO Pharaohs and a real life Priestess of Artemis?" Johfrit said as his husband was drooling at lead that night.


"Leave Asetha out of it." Jorrin said sharply, coming back in with the bags.


"Fine, how about someone who knows exactly where the Holy Grail is? Bet that will whet your appetite." Johfrit said, with no qualms ever of handing over his husband to the voracious archeologist that looked that he was going to come from the information.


"What's the price? Nothing comes for free." Sky said as Arsène groaned. There went the vacation.


"Your husband cooking for us for two weeks." Johfrit said, an evil gleam in his eyes.


"That's it?! Just Sène's food for everything I have ever wanted?" Sky said and just before he leapt up and agreed, Arsène pipped up and added "It also means the end to any chance of a vacation."


"Tut tut, your evening are yours. How would you like to spend the evenings in Shangri-la and Shambhala? The ways are hidden, but not blocked or denied. You will not be allowed to reveal where they are, or where you were, but you may go each night." Alen said and with that, Arsène could see that he wasn't going to win this.


This battle went to the Kaiba family and he though about that just as he could see his husband nodding his head furiously, not really caring that he had just sold his own husband. Then again the Kaiba husband sold his too, as he had seen the look on his face when he had said that he knew the location of the Holy Grail.