Regalshipping

Regalshipping chapter 3

Zephyr of Darkness' notes: Thank you Yami Kuro Ookami Hatake for both reviews!!! ^_^ I am a yaoi fangirl all the way, but I like some straight too. I would, for example, write Yami x Kaiba, but I think there's no kind of story that hasn't been made about it.... While Regalshipping is SO rare. That's why I don't obsess about the comments since I know there are not many fans out there. It's that kind of couples that most say, "Oh, I never thought about it, but it's cool!". Glad to have the first reviews in this site :)

Thank you to Orange and Unknown for the comments on chapter 2.
It's kind of weird, being a yaoi fan, to write in "boyish mode", you see, like the guys were typical teenagers.... not interested in each other! Amazing!
Note to self: Wow, I made Tristan even more generic than he is! Now that's an accomplishment!

Just in case,

- Blah blah = chatting.

"Blah blah" = thinking.

/Blah blah/ =Yugi's mind link to Yami.

//Blah blah// =Yami's mind link to Yugi.

Enjoy the fic!

Mai, Yami, Tristan, Tea and Joey got out of Mai's car. The blonde girl headed inside and they all followed her lead. Then Joey, who had been out for the count since his last moving speech, suddenly came back to life and exclaimed:

- Hey!!! Wet T-shirts contest!! We gotta see!!!

Tea thought it was some kind of sexual innuendo to Mai, and Tristan looked around for the contest, but Yami realized Joey had read it from a paper stuck on the bulletin board.

- Wet T-shirts contest... - he read to himself. And it was going to start in about a quarter hour! He got close to Mai, who was entering the place. - Hey Mai. Is this some strip club?

- No... but they sometimes do the kind of naughty things boys like.

- You going to strip for us.. hic - Joey moaned. Tea slapped him.

- I'm not going to strip guys. Unless someone really wants me to.

Mai said this to nobody in particular, but left Yami thinking. He looked at Mai, who he could see in full light for the first time that night. She was wearing a short black leather jacket with a matching miniskirt, high leather boots with lots of buckles, and a black leather cap. Black leather gloves completed the look. Under the jacket, she had a tight white cotton tanktop... perfect for such a contest.

- Come on in. I'll treat you to a round. What do you guys drink.

- You... - Joey smirked.

Tea slapped Joey again. - I can't believe you!

- I got my treat, thank ya. - said Joey, and started drinking from a fishtank with some locusts in it. The locusts didn't pinch him. Yami thought locusts and bees should have the same world views.

- ...So be it. What about you, guys?

- A beer will do. Thank you, Mai. - Tea smiled as politely as she could, which wasn't very politely at all. Especially when sporting a swollen vein on her temple.

- Same for me here. - said Tristan.

- What about you, Yugi? Would a beer be suitable for a King of Games?

- I don't drink, thank you.

Mai raised her eyebrows. - A teetotaler? What a surprise. Is it good to keep a brain free of alcohol as a strategy, hon?

- It is good. My body is too young for drinking alcoholic beverages.

- ...Oh, so be it. In that case, I believe I won't drink, either. - Mai shrugged. - Would you accept something else, then? Maybe a coffee?

Yami nodded with a deep sound.

- Then two beers and two coffees it is.

- Got it. - the waiter turned to Tea - Excuse me miss, but would you mind removing your friend from the tank? The locusts are getting annoyed.

- Oh drat. - Tea ripped Joey away, who complained about not having enough to drink.

- You're annoying the locusts, sir.

- The locusts said it was okay for me to drink from da tank!

- Enough of jokes, sir!

- Talk to the elder one, da name's Airman and game me permission... hic.

Mai sighed. Yami noticed that the waiters were moving the chairs and tables around, like in a parade. He raised an eyebrow.

- It's coming - he thought. He still couldn't figure out why Mai had brought them there... especially at such hour. No... there could be only one reason...

They all sat at a table (Tea finally managed to get Joey to a chair) and the waiter brought the order.

- Thanks. Do you like cream with your coffee, Mai?

- I do - said Mai. - I like cream very much, too bad it's so fattening.

- Then let me give you some cream. - said Yami getting a hold of the jar of cream. He poured a small spoonful of cream in a very meaningful way over Mai's coffee. - More?

- Yes... one more please. - Mai looked amused.

- How can I say no. - he poured another in the same meaningful way. - And as for being fattening, I know a good way to work out the calories. - he winked.

- Ladies and gentlemen... I'm proud to annouce... our famous contest!

The five turned to see. All the other patrons gathered, becoming crowded besides the middle space. Between whistles and shouts, one pretty girl in a wet T-shirt with about a B cup was introduced and strutted her stuff along the tables.

- Booooooooooo........ - said Joey - ....bbies!!

- Pretty! - whistled Tristan.

//Come take a peek, aibou.// - Yami smirked.

Yugi wanted to see, but he was so embarrassed he couldn't move an inch.

Mai was kind of surprised that Yami had an empty stare into space with a slight grin.

Tea was very busy slapping Joey and Tristan alternatively.

A second girl passed by. This one was not so pretty, and she had bigger breasts, about a D size.

- Big boooooooo...... bbies!! - sang Joey.

- Squeak! - said Tristan.

Yami was lost in thought.

Mai seemed worried to see Yami lost in thought.

Tea had grabbed a newspaper so her duty of hitting both Joey and Tristan had become much easier.

One after another, all girls passed by. None of them was particularly ugly nor beautiful.

- Meh. - Joey rested his chin over his folded arms. - I wanted to see Mai's boobs. - this was followed by a particularly powerful newspaper hit.

- Yeah, Mai - Tristan turned to her - I bet you'd win up there.

- What? - Mai seemed surprised, but not so much.

- Yeah, ya have the best boobs I've ever seen. Why dontcha go up there and show us?

- Well, it's true she'd put everyone else to shame, but... - mumbled Yami.

- Huh...? You think I'd win, Yugi?

- Um... yes, I do, Mai. - Yami admitted, with more than a little blush. - But it's your decision to go or not...

- C'mon, do it, Mai!

- I agree with Yugi, if Mai doesn't want to she doesn't have to go. - Tea was sporting a collection of swollen veins on her head.

Now it was Tea's turn to be hit by a newspaper.

- Let her honor us with such a glorious vision. - said Joey while Tristan was taking the newspaper from his hand to hit Tea on his own.

- Yeah, Tea! It's such a shame that one of those girls is going to win while the best one is discouraged. - said Tristan as he hit Tea.

- Hmm. - Mai turned to Yami again. - Would you like me to?

Yami turned even more red. That was a tough call. If he said yes, she might have seen him as a pervert. If he said no, she might have thought he didn't like her, or that he was a prude. He thought for an instant.

- I am a man so of course I think I would... but if you do, do it for the right reasons, that is, because you're proud of your body. But whatever you do, I respect your decision.

Mai smiled satisfied. She seemed to like the answer. She got up and took off her jacket, giving it to Yami.

- Please tell the announcer there is one more contestant - she said, heading for the bathroom. Yami nodded, blushing.

- Hey, Mr. announcer, there is this girl that would like... - he was interrupted as Joey placed both hands over his head.

- MANNN!!! Mai's gonna enter the contest!! Get ready to see the best tits in the world!! - Joey screamed.

- Hey, that blonde that just got up? - asked a guy from the crowd to Tristan - She seemed to have a nice pair!

- Man, looking forward to that. - another guy said while lifting his beer to his mouth.

/Shameless/ - Yugi told Yami.

//I think I did well considering the circumstances// - said Yami.

/Yeah? Is asking a girl to show you her boobs doing well?!/ - Yugi was furious.

//She doesn't seem nearly as angry as you are, aibou. Oh, here she comes. Open your eyes and look well, Yugi.//

Yugi blushed.

"I've seen them in my dream... Let's see if my dream and real life are alike."

- Ladies and gentlemen, our last hour entry... Number 9 , miss Mai Valentine!!!

There was a second of silence before the uproar grew to deafening heights. Mai was wearing her white tanktop directly over the skin, nothing under it. The drenched fabric clinged to her skin showing every curve and shape. Her big, huge breasts healthily bounced with every step she took. Her nipples protruded against the fabric, pointing to the front, surrounded by big areolas in a pale pink, a shade darker than the rest of her skin. Their shape were rounded, perfect, even when bouncing.

- Wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wof! Woff! Woff!!! - shouted Joey.

The mob shouted practically every flirt known to man. From "Marry me baby!!!!" to "I'll eat you up!!!!" and everything in between.

Yami was dumbfounded.

- Beautiful... absolutely stunning.

Yugi had stolen a peek and was closing tightly his eyes with his hands over them, repeating it was obscene over and over like a lethany.

Mai looked at Yami. She was blushing, but she didn't seem ashamed. Not in the least. She grinned at him and got near him as a part of the catwalk stroll.

- Thank you, Yugi. - she bowed lightly, the movement making her breasts bounce harder. Yami blushed. He was sure that that movement had been made deliberatedly.

- Hey, come move yer boobs for me too, Mai!! Damn, she didn't hear. - Joey yelped as Tea hit him once again. - What's with you?! Why dontcha go show your tits up there with the rest?!

- Oh yeah, go. - one random mob guy said.

- Ehh?! - Tea blushed.

- Hey, she has big ones too! Almost as big as the blonde - said another guy.

- Yeah! Show us your tits, miss!

- Cut it! I'm no slut... Yugi!!!!

Yami turned to her. He was going to tell something to the guys when he saw one of them about to make some move... and grinned to the idea.

- Come on, please!

- Yeah! I bet you have real nice ones!

- Yeah. Some really yummy majumbos...

- Stop it already!!!!!- Tea cried, on the verge of tears.

Yami smirked as the guy who was getting ready finally made his move. He put a hand inside and lowered Tea's top! And under everyone's sight, her top was lowered... along with the padding on it. Tea's chest was revealed: she had a size A, maybe a modest B.

- I won, aibou.

- Tea... what... - Yugi culdn't believe his eyes.

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Needless to say, Mai won the contest, and Yami the bet. Mai got a small money prize and a cup (the cup was tasteless at best and pornographic at worst). And Yugi had to admit defeat and finally agreed to give carte blanche to Yami.

The gang left the place. Tea was so embarrassed that didn't pronounce a word. Nobody minded about her secret, though, except for Yugi. Mai fetched everyone to their houses, until only Yami and her remained in her car.

/There you have, your carte blanche, Mr. Pimp. I don't care about anything anymore./

//Such a fuss about Tea's breast size, aibou? You shouldn't have bet with me.//

/I'm not worried about that. I'm worried that everyone will think I am dating a girl that would go and walk almost topless between a lot of desperate guys./

//That was her choice and I accepted it. Besides, I enjoyed that too. And you did too, aibou. Even if you acted like a prude.

/....hmph. Try convincing her not to be so slutty./

Yami chuckled. //But I like her slutty.//

/Yami!!!/

//Okay, okay. I'll tell her not to be it... in public.//

/...../ - Yugi looked upset.

//And now, I have to talk to her. Watch and learn, aibou.//

- So... How do you feel, Mai? After doing that, I mean?

Mai smiled, not opening her mouth. - I have to say, that was pretty fun. And you? Did you enjoy that?

- ....Of course I did. I especially enjoyed that bow you did in front of me. - Yami blushed, thanking the darkness for hiding his face.

- That? It was fun too. I like when my boobs bounce. It really turns me on.

- R-really? - Yami's face flushed entirely. He wasn't expecting that answer.

- Yeah. And much more when I'm topless and my boobs move freely. I love that.

- .... - Yami didn't know what to answer. Mai's car stopped under a street light. - Would you like to see?

Yami's flush was apparent under the light, but he somehow managed to nod. Mai grinned and shed her leather jacket. Slowly, she took off her tanktop, leaving only her bra on. She grinned at him while she pulled down the fabric slowly, revealing both nipples. She indulged in caressing them until they became firm and large. Yami's eyes grew huge, and his leather pants became extremely unconfortable. Mai finally pulled down her bra, revealing her boobs in their full glory. She moved her hands behind her back, moving her torso from side to side so her tits would jiggle. Then she bowed to Yami.

- Like my bow? - she smiled, moving from side to side, in order to make her tits jiggle in this direction.

Yami looked at them. They sure looked huge in this position...

Yugi's nose was spurting blood. He was so ashamed to look, but at the same time, he couldn't avert his eyes.

- Uhh... very... very nice, Mai - Yami's usual confident tone had vanished completely.

- Hey, look! A purple Mercedes! - said some kids passing by.

- Damn!!! - Mai turned the engine on and stepped on the accelerator with all her might.

- Waah! - Yami let out, completely surprised. After the initial shock, he stared at Mai, who was driving at such high speed... topless. - Wah! Mai, here, cover yourself!!!

Yami grabbed Mai's tanktop and hastily covered her chest with it, in the manner of a cape. In his impulse, he squeezed Mai's left breast.

Mai smirked. - Thank you, Yugi.

Yami blushed. - I'm... I'm sorry... - Yami released the tanktop, but the wind carried it away. - Wah! - Yami trapped it in midair.

He looked at Mai again, who seemed to get a lot of fun out of the situation. The sight of Mai driving topless reminded Yami of those pin-up motorcycle girls he would see in every leather clothing store he would find interesting enough to visit.

- You'll have to squeeze harder than that, Yugi - Mai smiled.

Yami hesitated for a second. - "Does she really want me to?" - Then again, he quite couldn't leave Mai driving topless like that. He leaned in again and covered Mai's chest more carefully, sinking his hands in the warm flesh. He could feel Mai's hard nipples directly under his hands. The sensation was wonderful, and Yami felt his face burn as well as his pants tightening in an incredibly painful way they made him want to cry out. Yami grimaced. Either he was going to have to open his zipper, or his hard cock was going to tear his pants at the seams.

- Damn - he thought to himself, and fumbled down to open the zip. He put his hand inside his pants, grabbing his hard cock and pulled it outside. He sighed in relief, seeing his incredibly engorged cock out in the open, which he hastily covered with Mai's jacket. He gasped.

Mai stopped again, now in a dark tree shadow. Yami could see Mai's smirk in the dark as she turned at him. Suddenly, she lunged over him, giving him an earth-shaking kiss. Yami's eyes widened incredibly as he was shoven back over his seat. Mai climbed over him, sliding her tongue over Yami's lips, who parted them, letting her explore further. She slid her tongue inside Yami's mouth, in a conquering, smouldering, enthralling move. Mai's hand made its way delicately under her own jacket and to Yami's rod. Yami gasped in the kiss, unconsciously clenching his legs together. Mai stroked his length firmly a few times, making Yami quickly go overboard. She retired her jacket just in time to avoid Yami's cum. Mai delved her tongue in Yami's velvety mouth, stifling his screams. He spurted load after load of thick, creamy cum on his stomach and chest.

Mai broke open the kiss, smiling seductively.

- Go now. - she crooned, opening the car's door and gently pushing Yami outside. Yami's legs stumbled a bit as they landed on the floor. Mai closed the car's door and winked at him. The purple Mercedes sped away.

Yami stared with a blank expression for a few seconds, and then blinked, getting into reality again. He coughed and looked around. He was a few houses away from the Kame game shop. He felt the wind blowing over his stained clothing, and he shuddered. He had nothing on to clean himself, so he ripped some leaves from a nearby overgrown tree and wiped the fresh semen with them, straightening his clothing after it. Yami took in air and tried restoring the mind link with his aibou, who was apparently locked in his own soul room.

/That was shorter than I expected./

//I think so too, aibou. To be frank... - he sighed - I have no idea what really happened there.//

/.... I can tell what did. My T-shirt is all covered with...!/

//That, yes - Yami frowned - But... I didn't get to do anything to her... she just did to me. And... I didn't get anything after it... not even a "bye". Do you think... - Yami's voice weakened at this point - she just wanted a one-night stand?//

Yugi blinked. /That's possible... but.../

//But what, aibou?//

/That wasn't a real one-night stand, was it? I mean, you didn't really have sex or anything. You... It's like she just saw you got excited an wanted to help you./

//Yeah... It's like you say. And it's strange. She didn't ask for anything for herself... nor she even gave me a chance to do it.// - Yami pulled his bangs back. - //It's strange.// - he repeated.

Yu-Gi-Oh walked through the bushes of a garden and towards the game shop.

/...So.../

//What?//

/Is this over, then?/

Yami gave a disgusted look.He was thinking up an answer, and distractedly put his hands in his pockets. Instant surprise overcame him as he retrieved a piece of paper.

//Not quite so, aibou.//

Quivering hands held the small, simple note. Just a phone number and a name.

//Mai.//

TO BE CONTINUED.......


Phew! Now this was a long chapter! Heh heh, finally things are shaping up. Way to go, Yami and Mai!

Next chapter: Like there's no fire without smoke, nothing happens between a boy and a girl without people gossipping around. How much will these gossips find out about what happened this here night? Will people discover what happened between Yami and Mai... or Tea's actual breast size? Will even more people get to see Tea's chest?! And wow... Joey and Tristan embark on a new mission... or two! Stay tuned!