The New Girl - Perfection has Landed!

Phantom: OMG! We got a flame!! WOOHOO!! I was waiting until someone would! XD

Bakura: You just love digging your grave deeper don’t you?

Ryou: Is she trying reverse psychology…?

Phantom: One of the flames was from a guy who liked the fic, but was also a patriotic American asshole who thinks I’m Canadian XD *snorts and falls off chair*

Lori: That’s what I love about this site… we can offend and do whatever the fuck we want and nobody can do anything about it xD

Malik: You two are rather hard to offend anyway…

Phantom & Lori: ^__________^

Yuugi: ON WITH THE TORTURE!!

Things I forgot for the first two chapters. Kaasan means mother, youbo means foster mother, Ja ne means see ya, baka means fool or idiot, moshi moshi is a way of saying hello on the phone.

Chapter 3 - The Truth


How did he know? Cala? Sakura asked through their link.
I'm not sure? Cala replied.

Lori: it's probably just me, but I keep getting her Yamis mixed up...O_o

PP: They both sound the fuckin’ same to me.

Wonder what he wants? Sakura asked.
"There is a strange aroa to you," Yami replied, "I think you should tell us now. Why did you come here?"

Lori: Aura, sweetie...Aura.

Yami: How did I know? HOW DID I KNOW?! I can sense otherworldly presences, you fucktard.

"Yami!" Yugi was shocked, "I'm sorry he's not usually this rude!"

Yuugi: *eye roll* I don’t appreciate people putting my yami OOC…

Yami: *runs off and cries while carrying a big spoon and a carton of Ben and Jerry's* We'll see if you get sex tonight, Yugi! Have fun sleeping on the couch! *sniffles* Rude...that's just like a man...

"Don't worry," Sakura said, "Yes I do have a Millennium item, but it's also a Millennium weapon. Hold on a sec..." Sakura began to do a chant and the charm on her neck floated into her hands and turned into a real life sized cross bow. A golden cross bow.

Lori: ooooooh....a real life cross bow! Wow! A GOLDEN cross bow!

* oooooh's and aaaaah's from Bakura and Marik*

PP: SOOOO like a Mary Sue to have ethereal powers, too, huh.

Sakura are you sure about this? Cala gave Sakura a stern look.
Yes, if we want Yuri and Yugi to be safe than I have to fill them in on who is trying to get me. Remember, he is after all the millennium item holders...
I know! Very well, just be careful what you tell them.
I will. I will.
"By the way, how do you create bodies for your yamis?" Sakura asked.

Lori: Wow. that was.....random.

PP: Totally off-topic.

Kaiba: Irrelevant.

Ryou: *having a nervous breakdown* I HATE THIS!! WHY MUST WE ENDURE THIS TORTURE?! X_X

"We'll tell you in a sec. How do you have two yamis?" Yuri asked.
"Well, when my tousan sent me this item and I used it in an archery contest I didn't realize at the time they were there. Maybe they could tell you cause I don't remember some bits of it."
"Okay, you just concentrate on what they look like and there you go." Yuri told Sakura.

PP: Tch. Well, THAT was a little too convenient, don’tcha think?!

"Okay, I'll try..." Sakura closed her eyes and two bodies formed. Cala and Caru.

Lori: Just like that, huh? Every Mary Sue in the world will have a twin at the snap of her fingers, soon!

PP: “Get your free twin dark soul today! Only $99.95, and if you call within the next ten minutes, we’ll give you not one, but two! That’s right! TWO yamis for the price of one! What a steal!”

All Mary-Sues: *come gushing in* “I WANT ONE!!” “NO! I WANT ONE!!” *pink lightening is seen setting things on fire and throwing things all around the room*

Malik: *shudder* Ra, please… don’t say that…

PP: Sorry, my mind was getting a little too outa control ^___________^.

Cala and Caru were twins, Caru had the same colour hair as Sakura only it went to her shoulders, Cala had hair that went down to her feet but again the same colour.

Lori: Down to her feet? O_o Wouldn’t that be extremely irritating? It’s not exactly sexy either…

PP: Plus shocking split ends, I bet.

"Wow, our own bodies," Caru said, "Got any candy, chips, pop, coffee?"

Lori: I don't get it...if they didn't have their own bodies, they would have no desire for this sugary shit....I'm confused.

"Caru you are not having sugar!" Cala said.

Lori: Once again....no body, no sugar buzz.

PP: They have their own bodies now, though. That would just be too freaky… seeing two of me, looking slightly more evil, walking around like my shadow for the rest of my life… *shudder*

"You two are..."
"Yes Luna, one of the many guardians to Pharoah Yami," Cala said, "Although, Caru goofed off on many occasions!"
"Yami doesn't have his memory back yet, we have to get it back," Yugi replied.
"My pharoah, please forgive my rudeness, but does Seto Kaiba not have Seth the priest in him?" Cala asked.
Cala, you didn't tell me Seto was Seth's rencarnate!

Lori: Rencarnate....? What?

Mai: She means “reincarnate” but the way she said it made it sound…

PP: Like yaoi porn!! WHOO HOO!! *bounces on couch and flicks on HP Seth x Kaiba Seto porno* :D

Bakura: *snickers and giggles* Oh yeah, he's got him deep inside of him!

I did not feel you needed to know just yet. Please forgive me? Cala pleaded.
It's ok, I'm not angry. Just promise me you will tell me stuff important. 'He' might go after Seto too. Sakura said.

Lori: "Important stuff." or better yet, "The important information."

Ok. I promise. We should talk to the priest next.
I have to wait till he calls me. Sakura broke out of her trance.
"Sorry about that," Sakura bowed.
"Don't worry about it, I do that too. No, Seto does not have Seth in him.

Bakura: Damn...there goes my hard-on.

Marik: I can fix that >:D

PP: Aww… no more yaoi? T_T

Lori: DON’T SAY THAT! Just watch them *gestures to Marik and Bakura*

PP: I’m happy now ^_^

He doesn't beleave that he was Seth.

Lori: Believe.

“Why did you come here? I don't mean to be rude." Yugi quickly said.
"You see...there is this man. Well he's not really a man, he's more a demon. He has been chasing Sakura for a long while. Sakura had a bad home life."

Yugi: Uuugh....enough with the sob stories!

Cala. Not that issue.
"Enough about that. Her father sent her this paticular item." Caru said.
"When I got it. I used it in archery class. But one day I was getting mugged. That's the first time Cala and Caru showed up. I was surprised when I stood up and fought the guy off. Cala sent him to the shadow realm by shooting the arrow at him. I was kinda freaked out at first but after I got used to it," Sakura finished her story.

PP: Not exactly what I’d call detailed…

"About this man..." Yami urged.

"I'm getting to that!" Sakura was beging to become agitated.

Lori: And Yugi calls HIM rude! Pffft!

PP: Was she trying to say ‘beginning’ or ‘begging’? 0.o this is really the crappiest story I’ve ever laid eyes on…

He is really pushing my nerves! Sakura hissed.
He is our pharoah. Do not mind him.
He isn't my pharoah!
HEY! I MAY BE SUGAR ACTIVE! BUT YOU WILL RESPECT HIM! Caru yelled.

Lori: What the hell does being sugar high have to do with respecting
him..?

PP: And, for the record, it’s “pharaoh”.

Sakura just shrugged it off.
I'll respect Yugi. But if Yami keeps this up...BAM! Sakura snapped.
SAKURA! Cala and Caru yelled.
What? Sakura shrugged her shoulders.

Yami: *runs around in spider man briefs, purple cape and gold jewellery* I AM PHARAOH, DAMN IT!

Meanwhile Yugi and Yami were both discussing with each other.

Jou: Discussing what… exactly?

Yami! Don't push your luck. Were lucky she is telling us this! Yugi said.

Lori: We're. "Were" would be "They were asking if we wanted to go out." "We're" is like "We're too sexy for our kilts."

Fine, I will. But if she doesn't start spilling some answers...BAM! Yami said with an air of aragance to him.

Lori: uuuugh...the spelling errors...can't take it!

YAMI! Yugi hit Yami on the head and they came out of their trance.

Yami: Oh, so now you're abusive?!

Yugi: No baby, I love you! really!

Yami: *sniffle*right...I’m just your little trophy bitch! admit it!

Yugi: Ugh...-_-

"I'll get to the point! This man is after anyone who holds a Millennium item! He is really powerful. Last time I encountered him I got a really bad wound in my left shoulder. I was out for a week. I just wanted to warn you. He can take on any appearance he wants. He's really horrible. I think the reason my dad hasn't been around is because-" Sakura stopped. She let it slip by accendent.

PP: “accendent”? Since when do you say the proper word – accident – with two n’s? O_o Seriously…

"Sakura?"
"Since I let it slip. I think he has my dad captive," Sakura replied.
"Yugi, Yuri I need to know if you know anyone else who owns a Millennium item. Tell me, please?"
"Yes, it is a matter of great urgancy, that evil power you sensed, it is here in Domino." Cala brushed away her hair.
"Cala, Caru, Sakura...tsk. Tsk." a very deep and gruff voice filled the room, "It's a shame you've been hidden from me all of this time. One thing you are wrong about, I only want two items. Yours and pointy hair's there. The puzzle and the cross bow are the only weapons I need, I'll be coming for you Sakura Kodasawa. Don't you worry." the voice
disapeared and left three very frightend teens and four very angry yamis.
"T-that was him," Sakura studdered. There was one thing she was afraid of, and that was him.

Lori: That would be “urgency”; “disappeared”; “frightened” and “stuttered”.

Calm down Sakura. We will defeat him. Do not worry, Cala tried to reasure Sakura, Now, I sugest you all get some sleep.
Okay. Sakura calmed down.

PP: And that would also be “reassure” and “suggest”.

Yami, was that him? Yugi asked Yami.
Yes my aibou. I am afraid that was him. From the way Sakura was shaking.
I think we should all get some rest and discuss this in the morning.
Yami seemed worried but he hid that from Yugi carefully.
Luna, I felt so much dark power from him. Yuri said.
As did I. My brother will protect Yugi as I protect you. Sakura I bet can handle herself. Luna reasured Yuri.
"I should head home, we should talk tommorrow. After school, meet at the cafe I was reading about, Dark Mystic I think it was called." Sakura said.
"Arigatou, my pharoah, Luna." Cala and Caru bowed.
"Arigatou for telling us, ja ne." Yami and Luna said. The yamis returned to the bodies they came from.
"Ja ne," Sakura, Yugi, and Yuri said at the same time.

Sakura went home and to talk to her home which was right next door and
ran into her room.

Lori: She wants to talk to her home?

PP: Since when do houses talk back? 0_o

I'm really worried Cala. Caru stop chasing that stupid mouse around!
What should we do about 'him'? What if something bad happens to Yugi?
Do not worry, we will talk with the pharoah tommorrow.

Lori: It’s “tomorrow”, and, again, “Pharaoh” is a title, so it has a capitol.

POSSIBLY SETH! Caru screamed.
Yes Cala. Seth too. Remind never let you have sugar before bed. Sakura sighed.

Lori: Fucking sugar bullshit… why don’t they just cut the crap and get high?!

PP: They might as WELL be on crack. That sugar-obsessed yami acts like Insector Haga on speed getting raped by Pegasus!

Lori: O.o I won’t ask where that came from…

I wonder where the priest is?
What is it with you and the priest? You think about him a lot Cala.
CALA HAD A THING WITH HIM! YEAH! PHAROAH YAMI DIDN'T KNOW!
CARU! Yes, I admitted I loved him just before I died at the hands of a
strange man. We know him as 'him'. Cala sighed.

Ryou: How bloody original. “Him”. Wow. Gee. An amazing piece. Really.

We'll kill him. I promise. I want him dead as much as you two. Sakura fell onto her bed and closed her eyes.
"Sakura! Bed time!" Sakura's youbo said and turned off her bedroom
light.

Lori: Ok...she's not a little girl, right? Lori: Yet she has a bedtime...

PP: No, she’s a flawless sixteen year old, fiery-tempered, model-material teenage virgin with a past so horrifying you don’t even want to KNOW she got fucked by a broomstick!

All: o.0

"Okay!" Sakura yelled back. She changed into the her pink silk pj's and closed her eyes retreating into her soul room.

PP: I thought only yamis slept in soul rooms…

Bakura: Soul rooms are cold dark wet dungeons anyway… who’d WANT to sleep in one?

Yami: Bearing in mind we slept every night in them for three thousand years…

PP: No wonder you guys are so crazy… but Marik’s the worst.

Lori: Malik must have been one fucked up little boy XD

Malik: =_=

PP: Which also brings me to a question to ponder: If Malik’s mother died at Malik’s birth, and none of his family was allowed to the outside world, how did they feed Malik? Isis was the only female and she wasn’t even old enough to get pregnant, much less nurse…

Malik: Maybe the script-writers should have thought of that -_-

PP: Whatever. Maybe you could send in your answers to that question for us XD Ja ne, everyone! ^_^