All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection

Title: All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Gift 3- Undies, Kisses and Seto Dolls with Interchangable Hearts

Author: Neko Jounouchi AKA Jams

Rating: PG-13 for perverts and potty mouths

Pairing(s): Seto/Jou mentioned Yami/Yugi, Bakura/Ryou, Malik/Marik,
Tristan/Duke

Beta:

Spoilers: None. Nope. Not here

Disclaimer: I love Kazuki Takahashi. I shall marry him and I shall
call him "Squishy" and he shall be mine, and he shall be my "Squishy"
Seto Plushie: -.-U ::shakes his head::

Summary: Embarrassing moments, spiked egg nog and a naked Seto
singing in the shower. Our favorite CEO learns that Christmas can be
a pain in the ass... or a dream come true.

Jams: Alright, after this I'm don't even want to HEAR the word
Christmas after this!
Seto Plushie: Too bad for you it's still the Christmas season.
Jams: ::glares at Seto::
Varon Plushie: Well someone's in a chipper mood tonight, eh?
Jams: Where the hell have you been?! I swear you muses are as useful
as JPEGs to Helen Keller.
Seto Plushie: ::snickers::
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: But we're always the ones "biting your ass"
with story ideas.
Jams: Yeah and then you ditch me right at the end.
Bakura Action Doll: Well this is the end so I don't see the problem.
Jams: -.-U
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All Gifts Come With the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Gift 3
Undies, Kisses and Seto Dolls with Interchangable Hearts

Seto arrived home at exactly 3:46pm to find a black fuzz ball
scurrying about the house. The complete elf outfit was once again
adorning the child's form, the bells jingling with each movement. At
3:56pm there was a knock at the door, and Seto was puzzled because
Yugi and his friends were not due until six.

"That should be Jou!" Mokuba shouted, "He said he'd come by and help
set up."

"If he dosen't eat all the food first," the brunette mumbled.

"Seto! Could you let him in? I have my hands full!"

Seto watched his brother's juggling act for a moment, before he
proceeded to the door to let the blonde in. He opened the heavy, oak
portal to find Joey shifting from one foot to the other, blowing warm
air into his cupped, ungloved hands.

"Oh, heya Kaib."

Seto nooded his greeting, the morning's events flashing in his mind,
and stepped aside.

"Come on in, Pup."

"Thanks."

Mokuba's voice caused them both to jump.

"Not so fast, you two," he said pointing above them, "You're under
the mistletoe."

"That's a ridiculous tradition!" Seto protested.

"But it's still tradition," Joey whispered, "One of the only ones I
still find meaningful."

Seto's eyes widened slightly as he looked into those beautiful amber
orbs. The warm honey was brimming with emotion, and Seto had to will
his head to stop swimming.

"Well in that case..."

He leaned in slowly and pressed his lips lightly to Joey's cheek,
internally grinning at the startled gasp. He pulled back with a smirk.

"You'd best get started, it's already four," he said, "Now if you'll
excuse me, I have a few things to finish."

"You promised you'd join us!" Mokuba cried, his puppy eyes firmly in
place.

"And I will be down at six."

"Alright! C'mon Jou!" the raven haired child cried, "Let's get
started!!"

With that he dragged Joey into the den. Seto watched their retreating
forms, then headed upstairs to his office. Just as he booted up his
laptop, the sounds of carols and two broken voices reached his ears.

'I swear I'll have to replace the windows if they keep that up!'

He chuckled to himself and then set to work, his fingers flying over
the keys with familiar grace. He even caught himself humming along to
the carols.

'This season's affecting me more than I thought.'

The next hour and a half went by pretty uneventful until a crash was
heard downstairs, followed by shouting.

"Dammit!! That's hot!!"

"Seto! Bring some clothes!"

'Uh oh...'

The brunette quickly shut down his computer and dashed downstairs.

"What happened?" he called as he entered the den.

He found the blonde boy 'dancing' near the food table covered in
melted chocolate, a broken bowl sitting next to him.

"Jou tripped over the cord to the fondue pot," Mokuba explained.

Seto sprang into action, his 'all bussiness' and overprotective sides
taking over.

"That chocolate's still hot!" he cried, grabbing Joey by the arms and
leading him toward the bathroom, "Mokuba get me a towel and a change
of clothes from my room."

The younger took off like a shot as the elder led the injured blonde
towards the downstairs restroom. Seto began to undress Joey, mindful
not to stick his own hands into the scalding sweet. He assessed the
light red marks marring the pale skin.

"These don't look too bad," he said as he set to work on the
pants, "It must hurt though."

Joey nodded.

"You have to be more careful, Pup... What the hell?!"

The blonde blushed as his undergarment was revealed to his biggest
rival.

"A red thong? With reindeer on them? Getting a bit TOO into the
spirit, eh Pup?"

Joey's face grew redder.

Seto smirked, "Cute."

'Cute?! He thinks they're CUTE?!?!'

"Hey Seto, I got the clothes," Mokuba said poking his head in.

The taller boy shifted so Joey's choice of shorts were not visible by
the younger, which the blonde was grateful for.

"Aliright, leave them on the counter and I'll be out to help you
clean up in a moment."

"'Kay!"

The brunette stood as the little one raced off.

"You should get a shower before the party," he said, "Just to make
sure all of that fondue is off. I'll go help Mokuba."

"Okay," came the quiet reply.

Seto made his exit, leaving the blonde to his business.

'I can't believe he saw me in my underwear," Joey thought, turning on
the tap, ' and he thinks they're cute! That's just weird...'

He looked around for a moment, taking in his surroundings.

'Better ask where the washcloths are.'

Without thinking of the consequences, he stepped out into the den.

"Hey Kaib, where are the...?"

He stopped, mortified brown eyes wide. There he was, standing in the
middle of the den, in his red reindeer thong, in front of ALL of his
friends!

"Oh, Joey," Mokuba giggled," the guys are here."

"Well Joey," Yami commented," This is a side of you I've never seen
before."

"Nice Christmas package, Wheeler!" Malik said with a wink, causing
Marik and Bakura to burst into laughter.

Tristan and Duke snickered, while Têa, Yugi and Ryou just stood there
red faced.

Joey wanted to crawl under a rock and die. He was infinatly grateful
when Seto wrapped him in a blanket and threw an irritated glare at
the group of gawkers.

"Alright, you geeks! Show's over!" the brunette yelled, leading the
terrified boy into the bathroom, "Mokuba, see to the guests."

That said, the bathroom door was slammed shut.

"Sheesh, what's up his ass?" Duke asked.

"The ever-present stick," Tristan deadpanned.

"Or Joey here in a minute," Bakura added, " Hey Marik, how 'bout we
listen at the door?"

"How 'bout not!" Ryou said, smacking his yami upside the head.

Bakura rubbed his bruised ego, muttering about 'stupid hikaris.'

"Man... This party's disaterrific[1]," Mokuba groaned, " and it's
just starting."

"Well, how about a game while we wait?" Yami asked.

"You and your damn games," Marik grumbled.

"What kind of game did you have in mind, Yami," Yugi inguired,
reaching into his bag, "'Cause I brought Jenga."

"That's a great idea, Aibou," Yami replied.

He stopped as he felt something furry encircle his wrist. He gulped
audibly, and his eyes widened as he turned to find that Têa had
latched a fuzzy pink cuff to his arm and was holding a sprig of
mistletoe over his head.

"He's all yours Yugi!" the girl giggled.

"Thanks Têa!"

Yami's head whipped over to a grinning Yugi, and the others were
laughing at his comical expression. Têa then turned her mischivious
gaze to Tristan.

"Oh hell... Don't even THINK it girl!"

The brunette girl dove onto his lap and wiggled the mistltoe over his
head.

"Oh Duke!"

Duke gave her the "V-for-Victory" sign, grinning.

"Whaa?!" Tristan cried, leaping to his feet and dumping the poor girl
onto the floor..

In the excitement, the mistletoe slipped from Têa's hand and landed
in spiked, brown hair. Tristan couldn't seem to figure out why he was
suddenly recieving hungry stares. Duke was the first to act. He
tackled Tristan, both landing on the floor with an "Oomph!" and
kissed the daylights out of him. Tristan chose to turn a lovely shade
of neon red, and a tongue slipped between his lips.

"Hey this is gettin' good!" Malik whooped.

Joey and Seto had stepped out of the bathroom in time to see the
action.. Seto looked ready to gag, while Joey was doing all he could
not to crack up at his best friend. Luckily for the blonde,
the "Three Sadists" didn't make any comments about Seto and himself.

Duke finally climbed off of his companion, breathless.

"Ya know, Tris," he said looking down at the flushed, panting boy
still sprawled on the floor, "You'd be a much better kisser if you
didn't freeze up."

Tristan would've gotten redder, if it were humanly possible.

"Me next, Duke!" Mokuba yelled, laughing when his brother turned a
shocked gaze on him, "Kidding Seto! Don't have a cow! [2]"

"Hey guys, I got Jenga set up," Yugi announced.

"I'll pass out the nog," Bakura offered.

Of course nobody but Malik and Marik noticed the small vail he pulled
from his pocket. He emptied the contents into the bowl and handed
glasses of the tainted beverage out to the guests.

So six games of Jenga and several glasses of spiked egg nog later,
the group was feeling pretty good. Well everyone except Yami, who had
lost yet again.

"Damn, Pharaoh you suck at this game!" Marik said with a
cackle, "What happened to the 'King of Games' eh?"

"He got drunk it seems," the former ruler slurred, glaring at
Bakura, "I don't know what you put in this, but when I find out which
one of you is the REAL Bakura, I'm kicking your ass!"

'Love to see ya try, Pharaoh," Bakura replied.

Then Yami promptly passed out.

Mokuba shook his head, "Good thing I don't like egg nog..."

"So Kaib... Oh there you are. Ya glad ya finally beat Yami at
somethin'?" Tristan asked.

Seto nodded.

"It isn't Duel Monsters, but it'll do," he said casually throwing an
arm over Joey's shoulder, "for now."

He noticed the quirked eyebrows and realized what he was doing. With
a light blush, he placed his hands back onto his lap.

The blonde's face was warm as well, but he couldn't tell if it was
from the alchol or the sudden akward moment. He leaned forward to
retireve his drink, and his pants slipped down his hips a bit,
revealing his festive undies. The young CEO was the only one to
notice, and it took all his will power not to squirm in his seat.

'Damn mutt's driving me nuts! It must be the liquer!'

"So Seto-kun, did you get the Blue Eyes plushie?" Yugi asked, "Me
and Yami [3] helped pick it out."

"Yes I did," Seto replied, "It was amusing to say the least."

"And the other gift?" Yugi was smiling brightly, his face red from
the alcohol, "I thought it fit you perfectly."

"Other gift?" [4] confused blue eyes regarded the blonde, "What other
gift?"

Joey fidgeted a bit, "It was on a chain around it's neck.."

"I must have missed it."

"Ill get it!" Mokuba chirped and he raced from the room in a black
blur.

"So, pup, what is this other gift?"

Jou felt uncomfortably warm again, the feeling becomming somewhat
common by now.

"Where's the surprise if I tell ya?"

"I see your point."

Seto was smiling warmly, very unlike the cold, heartless tenn, and it
was making the amber eyed boy even MORE uncomfortable.

Yugi looked between the two.

"How 'bout a movie?" he asked, noticing his blonde friend's
distress, "Mokuba set out Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer."

"Classic," Tristan mumbled leaning on an already passed out Duke.

"Reindeer? Isn't that what that 'moose' kid was dressed up as this
morning?" Bakura asked, "I thought it was some kinda deer... Not very
tastey."

Mokuba returned, plush in hand, and gave the toy to his brother. Seto
ran his finger along the neckline, finding the thin, silver chain and
the onyx and silver dragon ring it held. On the band were the
words 'Dragon and Pup Eternally' engraved in neat script.

"Ooh, pretty," Têa whispered, then she was out like a candle.

"This is lovely, Pup," the brunette CEO said, slipping the ring onto
his finger.

Joey noticed exactly WHICH finger it was, but he said nothing,
feeling his heart swell.

Malik and the remaining yamis were getting impatient, and they began
to chant, "Movie! Movie! Movie!"

Mokuba rolled his eyes as he popped the tape in, muttering, "Keep
your pants on... For all our sakes."

Yugi and Ryou snickered.

Suddenly a sweet tenor filled the room, and Seto cried out at his own
voice filtering out of the surround speakers.

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."

"Turn it off!!" Tristan shouted, covering his ears.

Seto was offended and he glared daggers at the other brunette.

"My singing isn't that bad!"

Mokuba was frantically trying to eject the tape he had recorded
before he was grounded until he was fifty, while Joey was trying to
calm the fuming Dragon.

"You have a pretty voice," the blonde said, "Tris just don't like the
idea of nuts roasting on an open fire."

"And I don't blame him!" Malik and Marik shouted simultaniously.

Seto shook his head, "Oh for the love of..." [5]

"How about we just skpi right to the presents?" Mokuba suggested.

The group agreed and "Present Pass It On" was started. Yami's and
Têa's were set aside.

The interesting variety of sexual gifts were accompanied by blushes
and laughs, the nicer presents oogled over. All in all it had been a
good time, even if some of the gifts were questionable.

The evening began to wind down and the guests were passing out left
and right. Soon it was just Seto, Joey and Mokuba left.

"Well you guys," the youngest said, making a show of stretching and
yawning, "I'm goin' to bed."

"Good night otouto." [7]

"Night kiddo."

The raven haired child left the room, but lingered out of sight just
outside the door.

'Alright onni-chan [8] now or never.'

For a while there was silence, Joey watching the flickering fire,
Seto watching Joey and the flames reflecting off of peaceful honey
eyes.

It was the blonde who broke the silence.

"I'm glad we could be together for Christmas," he whispered.

"So am I," Seto replied, "I like the gifts, but I didn't get you
anything."

"And you don't have to," Joey said, "I already got what I wanted."

"And what was that?"

A warm amber gaze was cast on the normally stoic CEO.

"To see you smile."

Seto was taken back by that statement, and he looked away. He spotted
the discarded mistletoe and a thought crossed his mind.

"You know pup, I would want to keep you for more than one day," he
said taking the branch in his hand, "Would you allow me to give you a
gift?"

"I guess. If you really wanna."

Seto held the mistletoe over the blonde's head and leaned in
capturing soft lips in a sweet and tender kiss. The two became aware
of Mokuba's voice singing "I saw Seto kissing Joey Claus, standing by
the fire on Christmas Eve..."

"If I wasn't in such a good mood I'd ground that little shit."

"Aww go easy on him Seto. It's Christmas," a pause, "Do you really
think my underwear's cute?"

Seto laughed, a real genuine laugh.

"Come upstairs with me and I'll show you just what I think of that
festive little thong of yours."

"I'll drink to that."

The glasses clinked and for that little moment all was right in the
world. From that day forward, Seto could believe in Christmas
miricles.

Owari
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Notes
[1] Disaterriffic is MY word!!
Seto Plushie: She got it from Final Fantasy X-2. Rikku says it.
[2] Muses: HELLO COW!!! XD
Jams: -.-U
[3] The "me and Yami" is supposed to be like that. You try and talk
right drunk.
[4] The other gift is to fix the 'gift set prereq"booboo
[5] "Oh for the love of..." RA!! XD sorry Rem-sama, couldn't help it!
[6] Present Pass It On was stolen from The Grinch
[7] Otouto I believe means little brother. At least that's what I was
told.
[8] Onii-chan I KNOW means big brother!
[9] Required items used.... All of the rest... No time to type em.
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Jams: Sorry no time to talk!! Gotta post!! ::saves before the muses
can put their two cents in::