Yu Gi Oh Yaoi Answering Machine
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
9,551
Reviews:
63
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Bakura/Ryou Time
Yu Gi OH Yaoi Answering Machine
Bakura/Ryou time
You asked for it people!
Ryou: Hello all! You've reached the Bakura residence. We're not availible right now so please leave a message after the tone. ::mummbling:: I better make sure I hit the right button, Joey and Yugi already told me their horror stories. ::presses the wrong button, of course::
Bakura: Hikari what are you up to?
Ryou: Oh I'm just fixing the new answering machine. You know, Joey and Yugi accidentally recorded themselves doing...things. One of Kaiba's business partners called him and Yugi's grandfather heard everything on his.
Bakura: ::looks over his hikari's shoulder and sees the light still blinking:: Well I bet that was amusing.
Ryou: What are you smiling about?
Bakura: Oh nothing, you just look so very sexy when you blush like that.
Ryou: ::shyly:: Bakura, I'm not blushing.
Bakura: ::looks over quickly to make sure it's still on and smirks to himself:: Oh? Well then do I have to get a mirror to prove you're six shades of red right now?
Ryou: ::sounds embarassed as he gets further away from the microphone:: Bakura-
Bakura: Hush Ryou, we wouldn't want your fans to know how easily ambarssed you are now would we?
Ryou: What are you talking ab- Yami? What are you doing?
Bakura: ::sound a bit muffled:: Kissing your neck. ::click noise is heard::
Ryou: Oh the leather collar this time?
Bakura: You know the rules when this is on. ::loud thump as Ryou hits the floor:: You only do as I say. ::laughs a little as he notes the machine is still recording:: Now take off your clothes.
Ryou: ::is obviously enjoying this, the lil twisted, kinky freak:: Yes Bakura. ::clothing ruffles and it thrown about the room::
Bakura: Now, my lovely little slave, take mine off.
Ryou: Gladly.
::loud slap is heard::
Bakura: I didn't tell you you could speak1 Now do as your told!
::more clothing being removed:: (A/N I need mental help)
Bakura: Stand. ::loudly, as if he's shouting to someone across the room:: We're going upstairs. ::laughs evily to himself:: But first.
-end recording-
Mr. Lin: Hello, this is Ryou's teacher Mr. Lin. I called to inform you that your son...er...has gotten the scholarship he was trying for but...um...heh heh...it seems he's busy at the moment. I....ah ah ah ah...won't call back. EVER AGAIN!
Bakura/Ryou time
You asked for it people!
Ryou: Hello all! You've reached the Bakura residence. We're not availible right now so please leave a message after the tone. ::mummbling:: I better make sure I hit the right button, Joey and Yugi already told me their horror stories. ::presses the wrong button, of course::
Bakura: Hikari what are you up to?
Ryou: Oh I'm just fixing the new answering machine. You know, Joey and Yugi accidentally recorded themselves doing...things. One of Kaiba's business partners called him and Yugi's grandfather heard everything on his.
Bakura: ::looks over his hikari's shoulder and sees the light still blinking:: Well I bet that was amusing.
Ryou: What are you smiling about?
Bakura: Oh nothing, you just look so very sexy when you blush like that.
Ryou: ::shyly:: Bakura, I'm not blushing.
Bakura: ::looks over quickly to make sure it's still on and smirks to himself:: Oh? Well then do I have to get a mirror to prove you're six shades of red right now?
Ryou: ::sounds embarassed as he gets further away from the microphone:: Bakura-
Bakura: Hush Ryou, we wouldn't want your fans to know how easily ambarssed you are now would we?
Ryou: What are you talking ab- Yami? What are you doing?
Bakura: ::sound a bit muffled:: Kissing your neck. ::click noise is heard::
Ryou: Oh the leather collar this time?
Bakura: You know the rules when this is on. ::loud thump as Ryou hits the floor:: You only do as I say. ::laughs a little as he notes the machine is still recording:: Now take off your clothes.
Ryou: ::is obviously enjoying this, the lil twisted, kinky freak:: Yes Bakura. ::clothing ruffles and it thrown about the room::
Bakura: Now, my lovely little slave, take mine off.
Ryou: Gladly.
::loud slap is heard::
Bakura: I didn't tell you you could speak1 Now do as your told!
::more clothing being removed:: (A/N I need mental help)
Bakura: Stand. ::loudly, as if he's shouting to someone across the room:: We're going upstairs. ::laughs evily to himself:: But first.
-end recording-
Mr. Lin: Hello, this is Ryou's teacher Mr. Lin. I called to inform you that your son...er...has gotten the scholarship he was trying for but...um...heh heh...it seems he's busy at the moment. I....ah ah ah ah...won't call back. EVER AGAIN!