Cooking Class 101

wow, lotsa reviews, is this going to be the next ‘w.y.s.d.s.p’? I hope so, I wonder if this will beat my fav. Record of 100 reviews…I hope so… plushys to new readers and reviews *hands out plushies* I know I havn’t done that in a while, and thank u’s to those of u’s who’ve been with me since the beginning^^

Madness: yesss, and more to come ^^
Eres: thanx, I think I’ll do that idea, got to work ‘em in first though…
hyper little girl: I was thinking just that^^ super proud!
bakurasgirl: I’ll send u the video^^ with behind the scene extras, and special zoom in features^^
crazieanimefan1: heheh, I know^^ I like to mess with bakura the same way
Bakura: Where my Millennium Ring *checks in Ryous pants*
Ryou: get out! Why would it be in my pants?!
Me: don’t worry bakrua, you just havn’t found the right pair of pants *giggles and winks*
trivia-game: I will, and theres going to be more then a skool grl out fit going on *wink*
WIEJ!: consider pancakes the next dish^^
bwar: don’t worry, things will get ‘fun’ until then…^^
kuramaandhiei4ever: lol, yeah talking to him self while he *eyes glaze over*… and then, oh yeah….*I can see it now…oh yeah* lol..jk^^
Yami Sango: I know what u mean…^^
shinigami: I was snickering myself^^ because you want h/c, there will be h/c, ur wish is my command ^^
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(Bakura)

The next morning I woke up early… if I had to choose a favorite day out of the week… it would be Saturday…

There is nothing more I loved then the first day of the weekend, I walked around the house looking for my car keys. Ryou was still asleep, I wanted to go out and get him some breakfast before he woke up. It was the only thing I could think of to apologies.

The great Bakura never apologies, you must understand, but… he does do small kind gestures.

I drive out to the store and pick up a box of 12 cream puffs. I know for a fact Ryou loves cream puffs, he’s like a cream puff fiend, so, what better way to apologies?

When I get back to the house I find Ryou on the couch barley awake watching ‘shaman king’ on the ‘fox box’. Ryou often complained to me how that thing came on when he was in the middle of a good nights rest, and since he never missed an episode, he was up at the crack of dawn to watch it.

I set the cream puffs down in front of him, at commercial he noticed it was there an eyed me warily. I just sat down on the couch next to him and opened the box, taking out a large cream filled pastry and biting into to it.

This I swear on my life, it took Ryou less then it takes me to blink to dive for the box and start eating the cream puffs. I’m pretty sure by the time I realized what was happening he was already on his sixth one.

I watched him bite in to the little pastry getting the cream all over his nose, and chin. His tongue lapping at the inside of the cream puff before he shoved the rest of it in his mouth, only serving to make a bigger mess.

Would it be enough to say this boy was a cream-puff-o-holic, once he started he couldn’t stop. His eyes glaze over in bliss, he gave a content smile as he bit in to the next cream puff… this was weirding me out.

I waved a hand in front of his face…nope… didn’t even see me. Houston we have a problem. His show came back on and in a matter of seconds he was sitting in front of the T.V. screen. Cream puff still smeared on his face. His blue pajamas hanging loosely around his frame.

His show soon finished and he rushed back to the box of cream puffs, I snatched it away before he could get it.

“I’m sorry Ryou but I’m going to have to cut you off” I say to him holding the box high over my head with both hands.

A mischievous grin spreads over his face, “I want those cream puffs Bakura, I want them so bad” he said his tone seductive.

I held my reserve as he walked towards me swaying those tempting hips. With one finger he wiped away all the cream from his face, sticking that cream covered fingered in his mouth and sucking on it slowly. Gods… so freaking hot…

He pressed his hips up against mine, “You want some of this, just give me the box of cream puffs”

I started to sweat, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, the cream puffs cloud his vision.

Ryou runs a hand on top of my crotch messaging me through the material, “You will hand over the box”

I stare at him through half lidded eyes, “yes…box…I... I will hand it to you” I say entranced by his combined motions.

I lower the box, Ryou grabs it all bolts for his room locking him self inside. I can hear the box being torn apart as he licks the sugar from the cream puffs off. The cream puffs already devoured.

I fall to my knees, what have I done…

I created a monster and gave into my temptations, how the hell did he know that would work on me any way? He was probably not thinking right, that look in his eye told me he would do any thing to achieve his goal.

When the noise died down I picked open his door and found him asleep on the floor next to a shredded pastry box, a piece of the box was sticking out of his mouth.

I walked over him, “Ryou? Are you ok?”

He didn’t move, maybe I should let him sleep it out of his system. I walked out of the room and slumped on the couch.

By mid afternoon, Ryou came out rubbing his eyes, “What happened?”

So he didn’t remember, that was good, I would be pretty hard pressed if he remembered what happened when he rubbed him self against me.

“I gave you some cream puff and you went crazy, falling asleep in your room” I say to him.

He yawns, “oh, hey you know… sorry, I’m not sure, but people tell me I do strange things when I’m on CP”

“CP?” I ask him as he slumps down next to me on the couch.

“Cream Puff” Ryou says as he flips through the channels on the T.V. turning to ‘kids WB’.

“We need to go shopping today; you want to come with me? Later you can teach me how to cook, maybe?” I ask Ryou and he nods.

He gets dressed and I drive the both of us to the shopping center, every thing goes pretty smoothly up until the point where we have to go down town to pick up cheap shower curtains.

Ryou goes into the pretty shop, and I wait out side. I fate fufu things, I’m not the kind of guy who likes pink flowery shit. That’s just not me.

I lean against the wall, I wish he would hurry up, I work near here and I don’t want to be seen by-

“Hey Bakura!”

Sigh… oh well…

“Hey Marik, hi Malik” I shout to them as they cross the street.

“Hey Bakura, whats up? Why you hanging at this girly place? Uh-oh, you get in to deep with a hooker? Don’t tell me she pregnate” Marik says to me.

I punch him in the arm, “You idiot, of course not, my room mates in there buying stuff”

“Is she a babe?” Marik asks trying to look in to the store through its shop front window.

“Stop looking for ‘him’” I say to Marik angrily.

“Is ‘he’ hot than?” Marik asks me. I punch him in the arm again.

“You coming to work today, Bakura?” Malik asks me as he pulls Marik off of the window, warping his arm around Marik’s waist.

“Yeah, who would miss working at a sex shop, for a cranky loon that hardly ever checks up on what were doing” I said tot hem, they smiled and high fived me.

“Me and Malik are going to have some fun tomorrow, we just got those poles installed in the back room, were going to hire some entertainment to go with it, you know what I mean” Malik some giving me a nudge, I smiled.

“So you got drunk and installed poles in the back room, now you don’t know what to do with them, and figuring the boss is going to kill you when he finds out, you’ve decided to throw your self a party and invite me along to share the blame. But you don’t want to be so obvious, so your going to invite more trouble by throwing in some cheap pole dancing whore, and getting all four of us to have some kind of orgy” I say to them, they look dub struck, apparently I got them to the T.

“Yeah so” Malik says defensively.

I smile, “So I’m down with it, I mean hell yeah, I’ve always wondered what it would be like to fuck the both of you, I mean with all the moaning you guys do during lunch break in the back room where the beds are kept”

Malik blushed and Marik gave Malik’s ass a little squeeze.

“I’ll be over at 11, see you guys later” I say to them as they turn to leave, I watch them head back across the street, he place I worked wasn’t that far away. It was a shady looking shop with the words ‘Senseless fuck toys’ written in red on the door.

“Were those your friends?” a voice from behind asks me.

I turn around to see Ryou standing there with a bag of shower curtains in his hands.

“Ryou…um...no… I just work for them, you know who it is with some people” I say shrugging and walking with him back to the car.

Ryou takes it with a smile and on the way home he chats about an old friend of his he met in the store. I put up with it, usually I would tell him to shut up or call some one who cared… but… this topic was a lot safer then talking about who is was talking to, would be.

We get home and Ryou takes out the fondue set he bought.

This was one of the best cooking classes yet…

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What do you think, I’m setting the scene up, its going to be ‘fun’ mwahahahaha!. i know hte titles used, but i want each chappy to have a food name, so each chappy will feature a food.Please review ^^