Just a Bit of Catnip

I almost didn’t post tonight, the math teacher called her evil math gremlins to attack me, I had to do home work to fight them off… it was horrible, my yami didn’t help, sigh its hard being a hikari, any one out there agree?

Eres: thank you, I hope u enjoy ur self^^

happy yaoi lover: well I thought a little lemon would go good with the lambs leg… surprisingly, I’m a bit of a vegetarian O_o who knew…

grace: sure, if u want I can mail u every time I update this fic, have a plushie *hands u a plushie* ^^

bwar: *sniffle* that makes two of us…im not joking, every time I update, its just as big a surprise to me. ur guess to how this ends is as good as mine, about the two reviews, I didn’t mind, it was just as fun reading it twice ^^


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(Ryou)

I lay panting on the floor, jeese… I didn’t know Malik was such a sex fiend, I mean, I’m no sexpert, but does he have limits?

“Ryou… I wanted to tell you something… not that the sex wasn’t good, but baby when you get going it’s hard to tell you to stop” Marik said he sounded out of breath.

I blushed… oh….

“So…what…w-what was it that you wanted...t-to tell me?” I asked between gasps.

Malik slid closer to me, wrapping his arm around my waist, cuddling his head into my back. The feel of those fingers dancing unconsciously across my skin was enough to get me through another round of passionate sex. The warmth of his supple skin against mine, the feel of his soft hair brushing softly against my neck.

“You feel so good Malik…” I purred to him.

“Well now that you’re comfortable, I think this is the best time to break the bad news. Marik and Bakura are still dead; they’ve been feeding off our spirit energies to keep them selves from passing on. They want to steal out bodies, and do who knows what with our souls. We have to be careful…” Malik warns me, I can tell he’s serious. I wish he ws lying but there was a strong tone of truth in his voice.

“Malik love… you’re joking right? That can’t be right… I mean it can’t be true, you have no evidence against them right? That is to say, this is just a thought right? Nothing more? Tell me love; tell me you’re joking… I don’t want to… are you sure?” I ask him sadly, I don’t want this to be true, not when we were so close to having a family.

Yeah… I said family? So what? I didn’t really have a proper family, every one in school were either unnerved by how smart I was, thought I was unpopular, or wanted my lunch money.

For once, even for just a week, I had a family, people who cared for me, the way Bakura held me while we watched the movies we rented, it was protecting. The way Marik helped me cook; it made me feel cared for… when I cut my self… Marik…he fussed over me, making sure the wound was clean, that I had a Band-Aid on it. Malik provided me with love, the kind that is passionate, reliable, the kind only imagined in fairy tales.

I had a family, and now… and now to learn that those two men I cared for, those two men who made me feel good again, to learn that they were using me. To learn that when Bakura held me, he was only imagining him self in my flesh. To learn that when Marik fussed over my finger, he just didn’t want any injuries on his new body.

No… I don’t want this to be true… I don’t, I want to be blissfully ignorant until the end, I want to forget I ever heard those words come out of Malik’s mouth. It was too painful to imagine that I had to get rid of those people I considered family

But then… but then I had always kind of known. This is real life, what was I hoping for? A happily ever after? That after our little adventure every thing would be all right?

Seldom does the prince who saves the princess want to stay with the spoiled little bitch. Seldom do the heroes who slay the dragon get there reward. So why did I think that the lovers who free the cursed couple would all live together in peace?

It would be stupid to think that every one has a happy ending. If every one looked back on their life, I’m pretty sure they see see a pattern and see the obvious out come, that they're all shit out of luck for a happy ending.

But I still don’t want tor ofr of it, I want my fairy tale endings, I want the prince and the princess to love each other, I want the hero to get his reward, I want the couple who was trapped in the woods to have a happy ending.

I want Ryou the lonely child whose father left him alone, whose mother and sister died, hatehated every day of his life… I want him to live with his new family, I want him to be happy, I want him to live a long life in bliss with his lovers.

“Ryou are you ok? Please don’t cry… I know it’s hard to take, but it’s true. Please listen to me, Masako’s sister Michico gave me this necklace in my dream, it only proves she was telling the truth, here… see this…. See… now please believe me love, I know its difficult, I love them both too…” Malik said hugging me tighter.

I broke away from his grip.

“You don’t understand! You had a sister! You had a half brother! You had a father! I had nothing, just some lousy half assed dad who left his child alone for most of his life, who came back and took him on a crappy camping trip once in a while to try to fix what could never be repaired! No! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! You can’t!” I yelled at Malik, this is the first time I was ever this mean to him.

“Ryou, please be sensible…” Malik pleaded.

“SENSABLE?! Tell me, how can I be sensible when the world I just came to love, just came crashing down around me! Tell me because I hurt right now… I want it to end… I don’t believe you… I won’t tell Bakura and Marik because I don’t want to hurt there feelings with your misplaced mistrust… I’ll see you later tonight…Malik” I said hissing the last word out like an insult as I pulled my jeans on, throwing on a shirt before I left to go downstairs.

I rushed down stairs… this is just too much… I ran in to Bakura accidentally knocking him down.

“Wow there kitten, what’s wrong?” Bakura said brushing him self off and taking me in to his arms. Bakura liked to call me kitten, I guess he never got over me looking cute in that monstrous form, and no matter how much I didn’t like it, I might as well start teaching a rock to float.

I probably would be more successful with the rock...

I just cried in Bakura’s arms, he held me loosely, rocking me back and forth on his feet. He cooed comforts to me, I sniffled a little.

“Thanks Bakura” I said to him drying my eyes.

“So kitten, want to go out side and do some shopping with me? Fresh air will do you good. You’re so cuddly, you know that?” Bakura added smiling. I smiled and giggled as he rubbed his nose against mine, giving me a quick kiss on the lips.

Malik had to be wrong, I don’t know what he’s talking about, Bakura is kind, he’s changed. I snuggle in to Bakura and start tickling him. He starts laughing, and grabs me twisting my arms around my back.

“I hope you enjoyed that, your about to get the worst tickling of your life” Bakura growled playfully. He started tickling me fiercely, oh gods, no…its…why am I so ticklish? Hahahahahahaha…

”stop…hehehe…Bakura…. I surrender…hahahahaha… I surrender!” I try to say as the laughing chokes out my words.

“I can’t hear you kitten, your going have to say that again” Bakura said tickling me faster. I couldn’t breath… hahahahahahaha….

“I surrender!” I yell between laughs as my knees go weak. Bakura kisses my neck, lifting me up bridal style.

“Come kitten, to the car!” Bakura shouts as he whisks me out of the house dramatically.

Bakura helped me into the car and we drove off towards the store. I picked up some more toilet paper, some chicken, and a whole bunch of other house hold items. Bakura headed towards the spice section in the store, picking up some potted herbs too. We headed towards the check out lane, and Bakura spotted the pet section of the store.

Heew aew an arm around my waist; I blushed as people started to stare. Bakura growled at them, “Take a picture you stupid humans, it’ll last your feeble memories a lot longer you homophobic, wastes of flesh!”

Several of the more open minded people in the store yelled stuff like “rock on!” or “hell yeah!” or even "tell them, tell those stupid stiffs!" Bakura even high fived one who passed us.

He went back to looking at the pet toy sections whispering in my ear, “Does my kitten need a new collar. We could pick up a new chew toy if my little kitten wants some this to put in his mouth. Then again I got a boner in my pants that my kitten might want to suck on”.

I might have just invented a new shade of red, and a new level of embarrassment. I rushed out of the store, quickly paying for the things we needed.

“Bakura…” I said nudging him in the side.

He just chuckled, “yes kitten? Does my Ryou want to play with some balls under the sheets tonight?”

A mother walking by with her child gave me a distasteful look, I tried to say sorry but she just snubbed me.

“I’m sorry honey kitten; I’m just a horney demon. How about I buy you some thing to make up for it?" Bakura purred in my ear.

I smiled, as Bakura helped me put the items in to the car before we walked down the block to a shop called ‘Ancient Treasure’

Once in there Bakura bought me a cute little necklace. It was supposed to be made of gold; it was a large ring with a pyramid shape in the center, with what looked like an eye design carved in to it. I played with the dangly little ornaments attached to it.

Bakura put his hands over it, chanting what he said was a blessing charm on it. The ring glowed for a moment, then went back to normal. I threw my arms around Bakura, “Oh Bakura, I love you”

He hugged me sweeping me off my feet, twirling me around before setting me down in front of him self and kissing me fervently. His tongue in my mouth, tasting all I had to offer. He pulled back pushing the hair out of my face.

“My little kitten” he purred, before kissing my forehead.

I snuggled contently into his arms, life is perfect, I have my fairy tale, Malik’s just jealous.

I wish I had known… I wish I had known how wrong I was…

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What do you think? Srry, no fun in this chappy, I pout too, I thought we needed to a lil plot, hope you don’t mind. I put shonen ai in… I hope that makes up for it a lil. Please review!^^