Slumming with the mutt

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, nor do I make any money from this story.

Because I’m a dork and didn’t it mention before:
// Jou’s thoughts
\ Seto’s thoughts
|| singing

Chapter 3: The Mansion House, not tonight

Seto and Jou walked out of the theatre into the cool night air.

“So what now pup, how far is the Mansion House from here? Can we walk or do we have to take the car?”

“You know what I don’t really feel like going there anymore, why don’t we just go someplace else a little less ... um ah...

“Sleazy?” Seto offered.

“Yes, sleazy is an accurate description” Jou agreed. “So what do you say?

“No”

“Excuse me, you can’t be serious?”

“I’m very serious Puppy, those where the plans and we’re sticking to them.”

Jou was getting annoyed, he thought that Seto was being a bit heavy handed. Perhaps he was trying to prove something by going to these really sleazy places, Jou had no idea why he would be so insistent on going. “Look you just spent 3 hours in one of the most disgusting establishments in the city, because a movie I really wanted to see was playing there. I appreciate it more than I can say, but you don’t have to prove anything to me. Besides I can see Doug and the boys play just about anytime” he shouted at Seto.

“I know I don’t have to prove anything” Seto said evenly “I just want to see you play” easily defusing that bomb.

“Oh ok, the bar is just two blocks up the street, we can walk. But you know... “ the blonde said seductively, “I can sing to you right here, any requests, eh Kaiba boy” he pressed himself up against the brunette, threw one leg over his hip, put his opposite arm over his shoulder, his free hand traced the outline of Seto’s lips.

Seto was stunned, all coherent thoughts along with his blood flow was heading south. He placed his hands on the blondes hips to steady him (oh and to get a feel of that lovely behind).

“What’s the matter Seto” Jou purred in his ear, his hand was now snaking its way through Seto’s hair “mind drawing a blank?” He nibbled on his earlobe.

Again no answer from Seto, he just pulled the blonde closer to him, and nipped at the top of the blondes neck as one of his hands worked its way under Jou‘s sweater and up his back. If the blonde didn’t stop it soon he would find himself getting pounded into the pavement.

“How about something from the movie?” Hmmm.

Then he started singing in his ear...

|Billy Ray was a preacher’s son, and when his daddy would visit he’d come along, and when they gathered round and started talkin’ that’s when Billy would take me walking, through the back door we’d go stalking, then he’d look into my eyes oh Lord my surprise|

He untangled himself from Seto’s body, and pulled him down the street still singing.

||The only one who could ever reach me was the son of preacher man, the only one who could ever teach me, was the son of a preacher man, yes he was, he was||

Seto whimpered at the loss of body contact.

//Who’s the puppy now Seto? //

“What’s the matter Seto you don’t like this song... how about this one? ||Get down, get down, get down... Jungle boogie, jungle boogie|| <AN: Jou was making all of the sound effects of the music as well>

He had turned around with his back pressed to Seto’s chest and his arms brought up behind his neck. Jou was gyrating in a lurid fashion making sure that his ass was in constant contact with Seto’s groin. His voice was low and throaty, turning Seto on as much as his actions were. His arms slipped around the blonde’s waist as he matched his movements. One hand strayed up to play with Jou’s nipple while the other found it’s way to his inner thigh. Jou moaned out his song barely able to stay coherent. Seto was dancing in the middle of the street with no music, just the song Jou was singing, and he didn’t care how ridiculous it was. Through his lust filled haze he noticed a walkway between two buildings and manoeuvred Jou into it. He spun the blonde around so he was up against the wall and pressed against him. Seto leaned down and whispered in his ear “Actually I prefer this song”

||Girl... you’ll beomanoman soon||

 
 
Seto’s meaning wasn’t lost on Jou, he knew what Seto was asking. Jou wrapped his arms around Seto’s neck and stared into the depths of those cerulean pools while he was serenaded. Seto cupped Jou’s face in his hands and continued to sing:

|What they’re saying girl just cuts like a knife, the boy’s no good. Well I finally found what I was looking for, and if they get the chance they’ll end for sure, sure they would, now it’s up to you girl ... you’ll be a woman soon, please, come take my hand||
“Seto” Jou moaned as he gently pressed his lips against his soon to be lovers “I’m not a girl”

“I know puppy” Seto responded against Jou’s mouth. He took this opportunity to deepen the kiss as his tongue found its way into Jou’s h. h. The two explored each other’s mouths, their hands roaming each other’s body, never staying long in one place. Seto managed to get Jou’s jacket off and he broke the kiss long enough to pull his sweater off, they were lying in a pile somewhere in the alley. Seto worked his way down to Jou’s nipple and took one of the rosy buds in his mouth and sucked hard. The other one he took between two fingers and tweaked and played with it. Jou was rubbing against Seto trying to get as much contact as possible, he was so hard he thought he was going to explode. He kept running his hands through Seto’s hair moaning out his name. Seto kissed his way down the blonde’s stomach to the waistband of his pants and undid the button and started to unzip his pants. His other hand was cupping Jou’s ass, Jou was a quivering mass, he kept thrusting his arousal at Seto, begging him to take it... “please Seto, ahh.. oh...Seto” He looked up at lov lover who was crazy with lust, mouth open panting hard, and as much as he wanted to please the blonde, he wanted to taste his mouth more. As Seto moved away from his arousal the blonde let out the most pitiful whine, that almost made Seto forget about that mouth and head south again, almost. He pulled Jou to him and started kissing him again. Jou’s tongue invaded Seto’s mouth, and he took control of this kiss, tasting and licking and sucking his dragon for all he was worth. Seto began rubbing his arousal against Jou’s he was now as worked up as the blonde.

Through his haze he felt something petting his ankle and froze. “What’s the matter Dragon?” Seto just looked down at his ankle and whimpered. Jou’s gaze followed his dragon’s to focus on a dirty drunken bum lying on the ground attached to Seto’s ankle petting it. Jou growled and pulled the bum off “Get your hands off him”

“But he’s pretty, he can keep me warm”

Jou bent down and took the bum’s hand in his and squeezed hard “if you don’t leave now I’ll break it”

“You’re pretty too, you both can keep me warm” he tried to pet Jou’s face with his other hand. By this time Seto had regained his composure and put his foot to the bum’s chest, and pressed his weight down, causing him to lose his breath “Go now” he growled.

“Ok, ok,” he choked, “I’ll go, you two are no fun.” With that he retreated further into the walkway.

Desperate to get back to what hs dos doing with Jou, Seto grabbed him by the arm and pulled him out of the walkway. Jou scooped up his clothes as he passed them. Seto took a quick look around, spotted his car half a block down the street and headed towards it. The two were walking quickly down the street, Seto had his arm wrapped around Jou’s shoulder, and Jou had his face buried in Seto’s chest. He didn’t see the drunk who passed them, but he certainly recognized the voice when the drunk muttered out

“You two should getta room”

Seto felt Jou stiffen in his arms \Jeez what is it with drunks bugging us tonight\. “What’s the matter pup?”

“It’s nothing let’s just keep going.”

The drunk turned back to the teens “Katsuya{sp?} Jounouchi” he slurred, “look at me.”

“Shit, shit, shit” the blonde muttered under his breath. “Yeah Pop.”

“Put your shirt on, ish cold.”

“Sure thing, Dad.” Seto sweat dropped.

“I sssought you hadda date wif that slut... wazz-her-name... Me?

“No Pop, it’s Mai, and I never said it was with Mai.”

“Ish ok son” he looked over at Seto, “He’s prettier than Me, uh Mai, not slutty either, good choice boy.”

Jou was just thanking his lucky stars that his dad was stupid drunk tonight and not uglunk.unk.

He poked Jou in the chest ”put your shirt on, ish cold, aready tod you.”

Seto was in hysterics, as Jou did as father told him.

His father stumbled over to Seto and peered up at him “You’re purty awright but if your name ain’t Kaiba or Seto you won’t have chance with my boy here.”

Jou stared at his dad “what, what, ...?”

“You talk in your sleep, boy”

“And you talk too much.”

He winked and nudged Seto “Moans like a bitch in heat. Oh Kaiba harder, harder... Seto, kiss me, I love you... every night... keeps me awake” the old man gestured rudely.

“Is that so?” Seto croaked out, “what else does he say?”

“Well let me see... one night the headboard was knocking against the wall so hard amost put a hole in the damn ting and annudder time...

“Dad that’s enough” and he lunged to wrap his hands around the old man’s mouth to shut him up. “Where you off to anyways” quickly changing the subject. He had years of practice getting his father off of uncomfortable subjects.

“Goin’ down to the Mansion House to see Doug and the boys, you goin’ there?”

“No” Jou glared at Seto warning him not to contradict him.

“Why not, maybe your boyfriend would like to hear you sing?” He turned to Seto “My boy here plays guitar real good... and he sings nice too.”

Jou was speechless, his dad never complimented him... ever.

“Makes me proud... Ah but maybe you wanna give your friend here a private performance...” and he winked at Jou.

“Ah, Dad, don’t you think you should go now” pushing his dad down the sidewalk?

“All right son, you have a nice night. Guess I won’t be seeing you again tonight?”

“No, now good night”

He started down the sidewalk, then turned to Seto, and held out his hand “I’m Michael Jounouchi by the way and you are?

Seto took his hand in a firm handshake “Seto Kaiba.”

A sly grin spread over the old man’s face as recognition set in “Well you boys have a nice night” and he headed off down the street. He didn’t get too far when he stopped and rummaged in his wallet for something.

“Katsuya come here”

Jou walked up to him.

His father pressed something into his hand “you might want this, good night” and he left the boys for good.

“Holy mother of Christ”

“What is it” Seto asked intrigued?

Jou just held up the Trojan between two fingers.

Seto lost it at that point “you never told me your dad was so charming.”

“Shut up”

“I think we should go on down to the Mansion House, it’ll be fun.”

“Oh yeah, it’ll bn aln alright, the mood he’s in tonight, the old man would get up on a chair... See my son ain’t he purty, but hesh not ash purty ash his boyfriend... Oh the dreams he has ‘bout this one... keeps me up at night”

“On second thought maybe not”

“I knew you were a smart man.”

As the two reached his car, Seto unlocked the passenger door and opened it for Jou.

“Where we going” Jou asked.

He kissed Jou on the lips passionately “my house, I don’t want anymore interruptions tonight.”

“...mmm... sounds good to me”

“Oh one thing Jou, your shirts on inside out”

“Shut up.”

End chapter 3.

Next one is the last one and I promise full lemon.

Thanks to all the people who reviewed the last chapter, you’re awesome and I really appreciate your kind words.

All the songs misquoted in this chapter are from the soundtrack of Pulp fiction, copyrights apply, and I don’t own anything.