The Tabletop Experiment - Choose Ur Own Adventure

"Mm...let's go left," Atem decided and carried Yugi that way. The green continued but unlike the other hallways, this one actually had other doors! The doors were very similar to those that you would see in a school building, in fact; large and wooden with small glass windows reinforced with thin metal mesh. The two were a little curious but instinct told Atem not to get sidetracked and keep walking. All buildings, especially ones as complex as this one seemed to be, have exit lights hanging above doorways that lead the way out. The end of this hall was shrouded in darkness, however, as if power had been cut out over there so he couldn't see from where he was if there was a sign up ahead or not. Rather than risk missing the exit, he kept going on ahead instead of turning around.

While Atem was focused on walking ahead, Yugi was distracted by the doors that flanked both sides of them. They seemed innocent enough. He couldn't see through the windows of the first few doors as the lights were off inside but eventually they did come across some with lights on. What caught his eye first, however, was that most of the doors from this point were covered in weird stickers. He tilted his head as he saw a door covered in flowers, another with Hello! Kitty and even one with hearts on it. This was starting to get weirder and weirder. Who actually occupied this building, a bunch of grade school girls? Through the windows, most of the rooms looked empty, but they all had different colored walls. After about the fifth door covered in candy stickers they started passing doors that were plastered with yaoi pictures, some hand-drawn and some clipped out of magazines. Upon seeing these, Yugi's blood ran cold and his first instinct was to run! "A-Atem...are you seeing this?"

"Hm?" Atem stopped walking and finally took the time to look around. The walls in between the doors were covered with stickers or painted with girly things like butterflies and stuff. He tilted his head in bewilderment and then looked at the doors. He squinted and saw the hardcore yaoiness plastered all over them and took a step back. "No, you don't think...?"

Yugi gulped and whispered, "...fangirls!"

BAM!! All the doors slammed open at once and hoardes of fangirls flooded the hall, engulfing the duelists in a sea of screaming women. The two stood there like a deer in the headlights, completely blown away by the sudden onsurge of madness around them. Atem didn't even know what to do until he felt Yugi getting tugged off his shoulders. He yelled as loud as he could for the smelly girls to release him but he couldn't be heard over all the squealing and screaming. Yugi clung onto him for dear life but he couldn't keep himself from getting pried from Atem. Now the former pharaoh has officially lost his patience. The sennen eye on his forhead glowed as he prepared to crush every single one of their minds. "MIND CRUSH!!" he shouted, aiming his wrath at every single one of the fangirls who dared to grope and grab at him and Yugi. However it didn't take more than a second for Atem to realize that his attack was ineffective. Was it possible that fangirls were immune to the powers of the sennen items? INCONCEIVABLE!!

He lost sight of Yugi in the sea of flailing limbs and struggled to get near him. "YUGI! YUGI!" he called and dragged his body along even as a horde of fangirls attached themselves to his arms and pulled at his clothing. Soon he was overwhelmed and fell to the floor, somehow losing his puzzle in the process. He struggled and flailed against them but was eventually overpowered.

. . .

From then on, Yugi and Atem spent the rest of their days enslaved by the hive of fangirls that inhabited the hall they had unwittingly stumbled upon. The two were forced to fulfill each and every one of their fantasies and desires for the rest of their days, which was a very long time since fangirls have the uncanny power to control time and space at their convenience.

The End