A Series of One Shots
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
74
Views:
27,794
Reviews:
422
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Bakura and Duke: jadelioness
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THE DATING GAME
“Hello! And welcome to…The Dating Game! I’m your host Maximillion Pegasus and I’m here to make love happen!”
The audience broke into a roar of applause.
“Today’s bachelor looking for love is Duke Devlin. Duke is 22 and lives here in our very own Domino City where he runs his own game shop and is the creator of the popular game—Dungeon Dice Monsters. Duke! Welcome to the show!”
“Pleasure to be here Pegasus.” Duke smiled. The crowd clapped and cheered for him—a few girls screaming ‘I love Duke’.
“Well, Duke, you know how the game works—you will pose a question for our bachelors which they will answer and at the end of the game—you will choose who you would like to go on an all-expense paid trip to Honolulu for the weekend! Our audience has already been introduced to our three bachelors—so, let’s get started Duke!”
“Okay,” Duke nervously smiled, waiting for the roar of the crowd to die down. “Ummm…bachelor number one, what would be your dream date?”
“Preferably one ending in a good BEEP, maybe rip off some rich BEEP and then go BEEP until your BEEP falls off.” A few sparse awkward claps followed. Duke’s mouth agape, while Pegasus awkwardly chuckled.
“Okay, Bachelor number one…let’s watch the language!” he painfully smiled.
“BEEP off.” The deep and throaty voice responded.
“Um…” Duke felt himself blushing hard. “Bachelor number two?”
“Well, let me think,” this voice couldn’t have been any different from the first, higher and soft-spoken. “I suppose going to a good movie and a nice dinner?”
The audience gave polite claps for the boring answer.
“Bachelor number three?”
“I would show up with a bouquet of beautiful roses for you,” the deep voice started, dripping with huskiness, “and I would fix you a candlelight dinner where I would tell you how you beautiful you were under the stars. Then I would serenade you with a song I had written for you and we would make sweet unbridled love.”
Duke had to suppress his laughter from the ridiculously cheesy answer from bachelor number three that made him want to gag a little.
“Alright, bachelor number two, what is the most you would be willing to do in a public place?”
Bachelor number two turned beat red, shyly smiling as he quietly answered the question.
“Oh, well, that’s not really um…appropriate is it? I suppose a nice kiss as long as it wasn’t um…you know, too involved.”
This time the audience actually booed at the answer, making number two blush even harder, sinking farther down into his seat.
“Number three?”
“I would want to show you off, relishing in your unmatched beauty and shouting to the world my love for you. I would passionately dip you, kissing you with a great fervor, perhaps letting my hands grace that alabaster skin of yours.”
“Okaaaay…number one, what is the most you would be willing to do in a public place?”
“BEEP.”
A long pause followed until Pegasus cleared his throat, drawing the audience’s gaping mouths back to the game.
“Alriiiight…uh…Duke! This is your last question for the bachelors before you will make your decision. Are. You. Ready?” He dramatically ended.
“Yes…I think I am…Okay, bachelor number three, what is the most intimate thing you would reveal on a first date?”
“Well,” He gave a hearty chuckle, “many people don’t know this but…” he whispered the next part, “I’m a sucker for romance.” He smirked, leaning back as if he had just declared something grand and impressive.
“Number two?”
“Um…well I suppose I would just tell them about my life in general and maybe a few of my favorites.” He finished with a grin.
“Number one?”
“How I am pretty much here to BEEP with my giant BEEP and they’re BEEP is gonna be BEEP sore they won’t be walking for weeks. And I’d like to BEEP them when they’re BEEP so I can BEEP as soon they BEEP...BEEP.”
The silence was even more awkward than the last, some of the audience getting up and leaving while a few just quietly snickered. Even Pegasus could only stare open-mouthed, a blush creeping to his cheeks as the bachelor just sat back with that malicious grin.
He shook himself out of his stupor, “We-well Duke...the choice is yours—who will it be? Bachelor number one?”
“BEEP.”
“Bachelor number two?”
“Um...hello.”
“Or bachelor number three?”
“Romance!”
Duke’s brow furrowed in concentration, going over carefully in his head each of the bachelors and they’re answers.
The audience waits with bated breath.
“I’m going to have to choose...bachelor number...one.” He finished with a slight blush.
Half of the audience groaned, a few politely clapping while the rest gave various cat calls and whistles.
Bachelor number one just gave a knowing smirk, leaning back as he waited for the losers to parade in front of Duke. Bachelor number two seemed the same as before if not a little relieved, that same innocent smile and gentle manners. But bachelor number three looked completely shocked at not being chosen.
“Alright Duke, well before you meet bachelor number one, let’s meet the two contestants you didn’t choose. Bachelor number two originally hails from Britain, he enjoys taking care of others and a good cup of tea...Ryou, come on out!”
Ryou timidly stepped out, long white hair falling across his thin frame and large brown eyes. Duke grinned, thinking bachelor number one had better be good looking for passing up that fine little piece of ass that was now walking away.
“Bachelor number three is a world-renowned champion of the popular game Duel Monsters. He enjoys ancient Egyptian culture and long walks under the sun—meet Yamiiii!” Pegasus exclaimed as a pouty and sullen man with tri-colored spikes emerged dressed in tight leather. He gave a forced nod and handshake to Duke; his shoulders drooped as he stomped off stage.
Duke’s heart quickened in anticipation—the big moment...
“And finally...bachelor number one...bachelor number one is a jack of all trades, priding himself in his ability to get a good bargain,” number one smirked at the change the producers had made—from ‘thief’ to ‘bargain hunter.’ “He knows what he wants and knows how to get it...” this part just made him roll his eyes, “Duke...meet Bachelor number one and your match made in heaven, Bakuraaa!”
Bakura stepped out from the curtain with an evil smirk, Duke grinning sheepishly as he took in the strong handsome features of his date. He looked strangely like bachelor number two with long white hair but with sharper features and absolutely dripping with sex appeal.
He shook the man’s hand, mumbling a nice to meet you, trying hard not to blush as Bakura let his eyes roam over Duke’s body. Bakura reached out, giving Duke’s ass a nice squeeze, earning him a small eeep. Pegasus decided he better quickly wrap up the show before Bakura decided to jump on top of Duke and pound him into the floor.
The two blocked out Pegasus’ droning goodbyes.
“So...what made you choose me?” Bakura asked with a sly smile.
“Not gonna lie...your last answer made me fucking hard.” Duke confessed.
Bakura’s grin widened.
“Well how about I fuck you into the floor right here?” he grinned.
Duke nodded, jumping onto Bakura as they began fiercely kissing, tearing each other’s clothes off as they went.
“Hey!” Pegasus cried, stopping his ending speech to stare in disbelief at the two who were now groaning on the floor, “Um...ladies and gentlemen, that’s our show.” Pegasus finished in a fluster.
AN: This was just silly wasn’t it? XD I guess I lied to you about making this one my Dartz/Siegfried one…oh well, it will be up soon enough! : )
Whelp, hope you enjoyed and please don’t forget to review cause it makes me feel better!
NEW CHAPTER OF THIS IS MY STORY ADDED YESTERDAY
REVIEW REPLIES:
Wicabeth: it was a creepy chapter but I felt like mixing it up, and what better way then to throw in some blood? ; ) well, I’m glad to have you back reviewing and hope your comic is going well! Sounds like fun!
DesertRoseTemari: Aww, I’m glad you like the stories so much! I’ve appreciated having such a faithful reviewer to my stories, after this is over if you ever have a strong urge for a pairing, don’t hesitate to ask! :D
Cody_Thomas: *sigh* I know, the bastards right? ; ) just kidding! Yep, I think this one is the darkest. And as far as this being over, same goes for you as DesertRoseTemari—if you have a pairing you want and this is already over, you can always send me a message about one you’d like to see!
Annieme: Thank you so much! Um…unfortunately I stopped taking requests, but luckily, I already have that pairing requested on my list so you will still see it. :D
UPDATED REQUESTS:
1. Ryou x Bakura and Marik x Malik: dark child
2. Marik x Bakura x Yugi: cody_thomas
3. Isono (Roland) x Seto: cakey
4. Tristan x Kaiba: mistress0fyaoi and Llonella
5. Seto x Yugi x Yami: right_read_time
6. Hikarishipping: wicabeth
7. Pegasus x Jou: KlebKatt
8. Yamishipping: jin1377
9. Mokuba x Seto: blood_red_eyes and bookworm3213
10. Marik x Ryou: Kuro Ookami Hatake
11. Yami x Yugi: Nageael
12. Joey x Yugi: MageofRoses
13. Seto x Joey: blackgargie
14: Bakura x Joey: katt
15. Yami x Yugi: Lady Draculea
16. Yugi x Malik: animefreak20031
17. Yami x Ryou: Angel-of-Darkness
18. YamixYugixBakura: Kuro Ookami Hatake
19. Mobiumshipping: cavialover
20. Pegasus x Ryou x Bakura: Dark Rabbit
21. Malik x Ryou / Marik x Bakura: codythomas
22. Seto x Joey x Yami: I_love_yaoi
23. Bakura x Mokuba: halloweeen
24. Yugi x Yami: blackgargie
THE DATING GAME
“Hello! And welcome to…The Dating Game! I’m your host Maximillion Pegasus and I’m here to make love happen!”
The audience broke into a roar of applause.
“Today’s bachelor looking for love is Duke Devlin. Duke is 22 and lives here in our very own Domino City where he runs his own game shop and is the creator of the popular game—Dungeon Dice Monsters. Duke! Welcome to the show!”
“Pleasure to be here Pegasus.” Duke smiled. The crowd clapped and cheered for him—a few girls screaming ‘I love Duke’.
“Well, Duke, you know how the game works—you will pose a question for our bachelors which they will answer and at the end of the game—you will choose who you would like to go on an all-expense paid trip to Honolulu for the weekend! Our audience has already been introduced to our three bachelors—so, let’s get started Duke!”
“Okay,” Duke nervously smiled, waiting for the roar of the crowd to die down. “Ummm…bachelor number one, what would be your dream date?”
“Preferably one ending in a good BEEP, maybe rip off some rich BEEP and then go BEEP until your BEEP falls off.” A few sparse awkward claps followed. Duke’s mouth agape, while Pegasus awkwardly chuckled.
“Okay, Bachelor number one…let’s watch the language!” he painfully smiled.
“BEEP off.” The deep and throaty voice responded.
“Um…” Duke felt himself blushing hard. “Bachelor number two?”
“Well, let me think,” this voice couldn’t have been any different from the first, higher and soft-spoken. “I suppose going to a good movie and a nice dinner?”
The audience gave polite claps for the boring answer.
“Bachelor number three?”
“I would show up with a bouquet of beautiful roses for you,” the deep voice started, dripping with huskiness, “and I would fix you a candlelight dinner where I would tell you how you beautiful you were under the stars. Then I would serenade you with a song I had written for you and we would make sweet unbridled love.”
Duke had to suppress his laughter from the ridiculously cheesy answer from bachelor number three that made him want to gag a little.
“Alright, bachelor number two, what is the most you would be willing to do in a public place?”
Bachelor number two turned beat red, shyly smiling as he quietly answered the question.
“Oh, well, that’s not really um…appropriate is it? I suppose a nice kiss as long as it wasn’t um…you know, too involved.”
This time the audience actually booed at the answer, making number two blush even harder, sinking farther down into his seat.
“Number three?”
“I would want to show you off, relishing in your unmatched beauty and shouting to the world my love for you. I would passionately dip you, kissing you with a great fervor, perhaps letting my hands grace that alabaster skin of yours.”
“Okaaaay…number one, what is the most you would be willing to do in a public place?”
“BEEP.”
A long pause followed until Pegasus cleared his throat, drawing the audience’s gaping mouths back to the game.
“Alriiiight…uh…Duke! This is your last question for the bachelors before you will make your decision. Are. You. Ready?” He dramatically ended.
“Yes…I think I am…Okay, bachelor number three, what is the most intimate thing you would reveal on a first date?”
“Well,” He gave a hearty chuckle, “many people don’t know this but…” he whispered the next part, “I’m a sucker for romance.” He smirked, leaning back as if he had just declared something grand and impressive.
“Number two?”
“Um…well I suppose I would just tell them about my life in general and maybe a few of my favorites.” He finished with a grin.
“Number one?”
“How I am pretty much here to BEEP with my giant BEEP and they’re BEEP is gonna be BEEP sore they won’t be walking for weeks. And I’d like to BEEP them when they’re BEEP so I can BEEP as soon they BEEP...BEEP.”
The silence was even more awkward than the last, some of the audience getting up and leaving while a few just quietly snickered. Even Pegasus could only stare open-mouthed, a blush creeping to his cheeks as the bachelor just sat back with that malicious grin.
He shook himself out of his stupor, “We-well Duke...the choice is yours—who will it be? Bachelor number one?”
“BEEP.”
“Bachelor number two?”
“Um...hello.”
“Or bachelor number three?”
“Romance!”
Duke’s brow furrowed in concentration, going over carefully in his head each of the bachelors and they’re answers.
The audience waits with bated breath.
“I’m going to have to choose...bachelor number...one.” He finished with a slight blush.
Half of the audience groaned, a few politely clapping while the rest gave various cat calls and whistles.
Bachelor number one just gave a knowing smirk, leaning back as he waited for the losers to parade in front of Duke. Bachelor number two seemed the same as before if not a little relieved, that same innocent smile and gentle manners. But bachelor number three looked completely shocked at not being chosen.
“Alright Duke, well before you meet bachelor number one, let’s meet the two contestants you didn’t choose. Bachelor number two originally hails from Britain, he enjoys taking care of others and a good cup of tea...Ryou, come on out!”
Ryou timidly stepped out, long white hair falling across his thin frame and large brown eyes. Duke grinned, thinking bachelor number one had better be good looking for passing up that fine little piece of ass that was now walking away.
“Bachelor number three is a world-renowned champion of the popular game Duel Monsters. He enjoys ancient Egyptian culture and long walks under the sun—meet Yamiiii!” Pegasus exclaimed as a pouty and sullen man with tri-colored spikes emerged dressed in tight leather. He gave a forced nod and handshake to Duke; his shoulders drooped as he stomped off stage.
Duke’s heart quickened in anticipation—the big moment...
“And finally...bachelor number one...bachelor number one is a jack of all trades, priding himself in his ability to get a good bargain,” number one smirked at the change the producers had made—from ‘thief’ to ‘bargain hunter.’ “He knows what he wants and knows how to get it...” this part just made him roll his eyes, “Duke...meet Bachelor number one and your match made in heaven, Bakuraaa!”
Bakura stepped out from the curtain with an evil smirk, Duke grinning sheepishly as he took in the strong handsome features of his date. He looked strangely like bachelor number two with long white hair but with sharper features and absolutely dripping with sex appeal.
He shook the man’s hand, mumbling a nice to meet you, trying hard not to blush as Bakura let his eyes roam over Duke’s body. Bakura reached out, giving Duke’s ass a nice squeeze, earning him a small eeep. Pegasus decided he better quickly wrap up the show before Bakura decided to jump on top of Duke and pound him into the floor.
The two blocked out Pegasus’ droning goodbyes.
“So...what made you choose me?” Bakura asked with a sly smile.
“Not gonna lie...your last answer made me fucking hard.” Duke confessed.
Bakura’s grin widened.
“Well how about I fuck you into the floor right here?” he grinned.
Duke nodded, jumping onto Bakura as they began fiercely kissing, tearing each other’s clothes off as they went.
“Hey!” Pegasus cried, stopping his ending speech to stare in disbelief at the two who were now groaning on the floor, “Um...ladies and gentlemen, that’s our show.” Pegasus finished in a fluster.
AN: This was just silly wasn’t it? XD I guess I lied to you about making this one my Dartz/Siegfried one…oh well, it will be up soon enough! : )
Whelp, hope you enjoyed and please don’t forget to review cause it makes me feel better!
NEW CHAPTER OF THIS IS MY STORY ADDED YESTERDAY
REVIEW REPLIES:
Wicabeth: it was a creepy chapter but I felt like mixing it up, and what better way then to throw in some blood? ; ) well, I’m glad to have you back reviewing and hope your comic is going well! Sounds like fun!
DesertRoseTemari: Aww, I’m glad you like the stories so much! I’ve appreciated having such a faithful reviewer to my stories, after this is over if you ever have a strong urge for a pairing, don’t hesitate to ask! :D
Cody_Thomas: *sigh* I know, the bastards right? ; ) just kidding! Yep, I think this one is the darkest. And as far as this being over, same goes for you as DesertRoseTemari—if you have a pairing you want and this is already over, you can always send me a message about one you’d like to see!
Annieme: Thank you so much! Um…unfortunately I stopped taking requests, but luckily, I already have that pairing requested on my list so you will still see it. :D
UPDATED REQUESTS:
1. Ryou x Bakura and Marik x Malik: dark child
2. Marik x Bakura x Yugi: cody_thomas
3. Isono (Roland) x Seto: cakey
4. Tristan x Kaiba: mistress0fyaoi and Llonella
5. Seto x Yugi x Yami: right_read_time
6. Hikarishipping: wicabeth
7. Pegasus x Jou: KlebKatt
8. Yamishipping: jin1377
9. Mokuba x Seto: blood_red_eyes and bookworm3213
10. Marik x Ryou: Kuro Ookami Hatake
11. Yami x Yugi: Nageael
12. Joey x Yugi: MageofRoses
13. Seto x Joey: blackgargie
14: Bakura x Joey: katt
15. Yami x Yugi: Lady Draculea
16. Yugi x Malik: animefreak20031
17. Yami x Ryou: Angel-of-Darkness
18. YamixYugixBakura: Kuro Ookami Hatake
19. Mobiumshipping: cavialover
20. Pegasus x Ryou x Bakura: Dark Rabbit
21. Malik x Ryou / Marik x Bakura: codythomas
22. Seto x Joey x Yami: I_love_yaoi
23. Bakura x Mokuba: halloweeen
24. Yugi x Yami: blackgargie