Sexual Frustration

Prefic notes:

::blinks:: …… ::blinks again:: … oh my… it’s unanimous! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU voted for Teddy Ruxpin! To that, I have only one thing to say…

WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAKS ARE YOU?!!! ^^;;

Ahem, ok then… without further adieu….

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Frivolent Accents

“What a startling dilemma! I wonder what he will choose?” Ryou wondered out loud, thoughtfully recapping the previous chapter. “Both the electric mixer and the Teddy Ruxpin are after Leon…”

The small boy moaned softly, being pleasured simultaneously by both the electric mixer and the Teddy Ruxpin. “Ohh… no… I can’t do this… not with both of you…” Wantonly, he glanced at each object in turn.

Oh Leeeeoooonnn~ Get rid of that ugly old thing… you don’t need it anymore… The mixer cooed softly, rumbling on Leon’s chest.

Leon, please don’t Leon… I’ve loved you since you were a baby… I’ve loved you my entire life, my whole life was meant for you and you alone. And now, this mixer is trying to confuse you and take you away… The Teddy Ruxpin sniffled sadly, clutching Leon’s neck tightly.

“Oh Teddy…” Leon sighed, thinking of all the fond memories he had shared with his favorite childhood bear. He had laughed for hours, and sang, and danced, and even thrown the occasional tea party when his brother was around. “Teddy I could never forget you!”

Whaaaatttt????? Leooonnnnn!!!!~ The mixer cried as it was taken far far away… and placed in the waiting hands of Ryou. Don’t leeeeeave me Leooooonnnn!~

“Thanks, I needed to mix this cake soon.” Ryou said, calmly taking the shaking mixer and putting it in it’s dutiful place, into the mess of cakey goo.

The electric mixer spasmed a few times, but then reluctantly gave way and began to mix the cake batter.

Meanwhile, the Teddy Ruxpin was overjoyed! It purred and began to rub it’s soft furry body slowly down Leon’s body, tickling his senses. Oh Leon! I’m so happy!

Leon laughed, caressing the Teddy softly. “I am too, thank you for being with me forever Teddy…”

Without any further prompting, the teddy moved down further, placing it’s mouth atop Leon’s erect self, pleasing the boy as it began to tell another fairy tale. “…but Snow White did not listen to the dwarves warning …”

“Ahhhh!! Aonnn…. Oh Teddy… TEDDY!!!” Leon screamed, thrusting his hips up into the Teddy Ruxpin. This only encouraged the plotting bear even more!

“…and she invited the old beggar woman into her house…” The teddy paused then, holding Leon at the edge of something he had secretly yearned for quite a long time. He growled softly, filled with passion, as he heard Leon whimper softly.

“P… please Teddy… please don’t stop…”

The Teddy Ruxpin needed no further persuasion, and it continued to tell it’s story! “... ‘won’t you take a bite out of this apple? It’s the only way I can repay you for your kindness.’ At first Snow White declined, but the beggar woman was insistent…” As it’s mechanical mouth moved more and more, Leon’s screams grew louder and louder, giving Ryou a mild headache.

“Teddy!!!” Leon screamed, releasing finally, his hands clenched tightly to the furry body of his mechanical lover. With a pleased sigh, he reclined back onto the kitchen floor. And then he wondered how he had come to arrive on the kitchen floor, but decided that this wasn’t important.

Leon… thank you for choosing me. The Teddy Ruxpin whispered, curling next to Leon on the kitchen floor.

“Always, my love…always…” The boy whispered back, happily sleeping on the kitchen floor seconds later.

Ryou walked around the sleeping boy and mechanical doll thing, placing the mixer back where it came from. Quietly, he whispered to the mixer. “I was rooting for you, you know.”

W…. whaaaatt? You can… you can hear me tooooo!~ The mixer began to spin its paddles again, excited suddenly. But it’s hopes were soon dashed. Ryou had closed the pantry door.