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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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25
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Let Me Entertain You (We Like to Party)
Alright, here I am again with a very short update
These chapters are kinda pointless, but they’re mildly entertaining. For this one, if you have the Kylie Minogue/Robbie Williams performance from the 2002 MTV video awards, this follows that kinda… so it would be useful to download it even only to watch once…
Sekura: yeah, Phantom over here is buying a shirt online and needs something to occupy his interweb time when he goes out to do it… that’s why you have one REALLY SHORT chapter.
Oh yeah, I’m supposed to do a shameless plug for Lupusdragon’s Almost Paradise Another good Seto/Otogi fic… good times. ^_^
PLEASE REVIEW…. COME ON… MUST I BEG?
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Chapter 22 – Let me entertain you (We like to party)
On the eve of the first full day of the illustrious Senior Sanctuary, all the students had to gather for FUN-FUN-FUN time, aptly named the "desert social" by the students because everyone knew it was a school sanctioned activity… and they were by nature, boring as hell.
…Or so they thought.
The teachers decided it would be smart not to set out any chairs for this event, but instead that resulted in many discontented students. However, they were assured that once the show started, there would be no reason to sit. Seto and Otogi were cuddled up against each other at the farthest end of the hall, trying to remain as inconspicuous as possible while still staying out of Yami’s line of sight.
Speaking of Yugi’s homicidal spirit, the young one may have been strong enough to overthrow Yami’s control, but not for long. Ryou must have relinquished control to Bakura to try and keep the raging Pharaoh in some sort of check. They were sitting in the farest corner of the room from Seto, Bakura was sitting in Yami’s lap and the spirit had that insane grin on his face that he only gets when he’s plotting something devious. This can’t be good.
But at long last, the teacher came up to the apex of the makeshift stage and grabbed the microphone.
"Alright, we can get this boat on the road" she said.
"It’s get this show on the road, you idiot!" some miscellaneous student said, one that sounded remarkably like Yami.
"Uh… right, whatever. Basically, this is the first of your two activities for this weekend. As some of you may have remembered from last night, this is the wonderful world of kareoke. We’ve got the first few planned out already, and those of you who become overly adventurous may sign up at your will on the paper over there.
At the mere mention of the words last night Otogi both cringed at the thought that he had almost sucumbed to Yami’s will and sighed at the warmth his protectors brought him. Today he had abandoned Seto’s trench coat in favour of something a little more comfortable, baggy khaki pants and a black tank top; it was in much the same way as Seto was dressed, except he wore a long sleeved white shirt instead of the tank top.
"Right, so anyway, our first song will be done by Honda and Anzu."
Another colletive shudder rung through the entire hall as that pairing was mentioned. Many of the students had to make sure their lunches remained firmly planted in the bottoms of their stomachs. The sight of the performers was almost as bad.
As the music started, a shadowy figure emerged from the off-stage area. The figure was well clad in what looked to be a very expensive suit. Not one that could match the awesome hotness of Seto’s suits. The figure walked round very seductively in the darkness, leaving everyone to wonder who it was. Another figure joined the first on stage, but this one was much taller and not nearly as seductive. But then the lights came on and Anzu started singing.
Anzu: Me no bubbletious
Honda: Me smoke heavy tar
Anzu: Me be groovin' slowly where you are
Honda: Notify your next of kin
'Cause you're never coming back
Anzu: I've been dropping beats since Back in Black
In her suit, Anzu looked so out of place it wasn’t even funny. So much so, it appeared as tough she was in a bad Madonna video. For his part, Honda looked good in his sparkly white dress. Coming up over one shoulder and hanging down low on the opposite bottom end. His lines were sung unimaginatively and Anzu’s were full of soul… Obviously someone was coerced into this. Anzu walked over and flung her arm around Honda as they sung the chorus.
Both: And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright
During the second verse, Anzu was acting sluttily as ever and Honda just wanted to go home and end this nightmare.
Anzu: You've got a reputation
Honda: Well I guess that can be explored
Anzu: You're dancing with the chairman of the board
Honda: Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
Anzu: The purpose of a woman is to love her man
With every subsequent line, Anzu started dancing closer and closer to Honda. But the last line was almost too much for our lovable little monkey. Anzu flung both her arms around Honda’s neck, wrapped a leg around his waist and started grinding into him. Let’s just say Honda was not too pleased.
Both: And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(Doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright
At this point, all of Honda’s lyrics went from being completely expressionless to practically pleading with the audience for this torture to finally come to an end.
Honda:I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
Both: I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
As Anzu joined his voice, she found a pole used for one of the speakers, and finding it relatively sturdy, started swinging herself around it and bringing herself down on it as though it was some unlucky man. The crowd was pretty smart and started throwing stuff at her to finally get her to stop.
Anzu: Come down from the ceiling
Honda: I didn't mean to get so high
Anzu: I couldn't do what I wanted to do
When my lips were dry
Honda: You can't just up and leave me
I'm a singer in a band
Anzu: Well I like drummers baby
You're not my bag
The two singers got into a little argument in the last chorus and after Anzu’s last line, Honda forcefully slapped her, much to the crowd’s content.
Both: Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah
Both: Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah
At this point, the crowd was cheering as Anzu left the stage crying and clutching her face. A small smile crept upon the lips of every man in the room, with the exceptions of Seto and Otogi who were making out in their corner, oblivious to everything, and everyone. Then Honda took the microphone alone and everybody cheered for him getting rid of the bitch, and some even thought he looked good in his dress.
Honda: I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I'm down for ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me
As the song ended, everybody cheered as Honda left the stage, saying he goingoing to smack his bitch around some more. The teacher took his place.
"Well, wasn’t that fun? Well, don’t worry, it gets better from here… Already we have Yugi-san, Otogi-san, and Seto-san singing for us as well. Don’t be shy, we want to hear a few more of you before we make these three strut their stuff."
Thankfully, the three in question were far too busy to bother paying attention to what the teacher was trying to say and wanted to pay more attention to their lovers anyway.
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well, there you have it, kareoke chapter 1 of 3…
Sekura: your fangirls are going to hate you for this, you do know that right?
Shut it you… I don’t care, they’re going to like me next chapter… this is just a teaser of sorts.
Sekura: you just needed a reason to go out and order that shirt of yours, didn’t you?
Yes.
These chapters are kinda pointless, but they’re mildly entertaining. For this one, if you have the Kylie Minogue/Robbie Williams performance from the 2002 MTV video awards, this follows that kinda… so it would be useful to download it even only to watch once…
Sekura: yeah, Phantom over here is buying a shirt online and needs something to occupy his interweb time when he goes out to do it… that’s why you have one REALLY SHORT chapter.
Oh yeah, I’m supposed to do a shameless plug for Lupusdragon’s Almost Paradise Another good Seto/Otogi fic… good times. ^_^
PLEASE REVIEW…. COME ON… MUST I BEG?
----------------------
Chapter 22 – Let me entertain you (We like to party)
On the eve of the first full day of the illustrious Senior Sanctuary, all the students had to gather for FUN-FUN-FUN time, aptly named the "desert social" by the students because everyone knew it was a school sanctioned activity… and they were by nature, boring as hell.
…Or so they thought.
The teachers decided it would be smart not to set out any chairs for this event, but instead that resulted in many discontented students. However, they were assured that once the show started, there would be no reason to sit. Seto and Otogi were cuddled up against each other at the farthest end of the hall, trying to remain as inconspicuous as possible while still staying out of Yami’s line of sight.
Speaking of Yugi’s homicidal spirit, the young one may have been strong enough to overthrow Yami’s control, but not for long. Ryou must have relinquished control to Bakura to try and keep the raging Pharaoh in some sort of check. They were sitting in the farest corner of the room from Seto, Bakura was sitting in Yami’s lap and the spirit had that insane grin on his face that he only gets when he’s plotting something devious. This can’t be good.
But at long last, the teacher came up to the apex of the makeshift stage and grabbed the microphone.
"Alright, we can get this boat on the road" she said.
"It’s get this show on the road, you idiot!" some miscellaneous student said, one that sounded remarkably like Yami.
"Uh… right, whatever. Basically, this is the first of your two activities for this weekend. As some of you may have remembered from last night, this is the wonderful world of kareoke. We’ve got the first few planned out already, and those of you who become overly adventurous may sign up at your will on the paper over there.
At the mere mention of the words last night Otogi both cringed at the thought that he had almost sucumbed to Yami’s will and sighed at the warmth his protectors brought him. Today he had abandoned Seto’s trench coat in favour of something a little more comfortable, baggy khaki pants and a black tank top; it was in much the same way as Seto was dressed, except he wore a long sleeved white shirt instead of the tank top.
"Right, so anyway, our first song will be done by Honda and Anzu."
Another colletive shudder rung through the entire hall as that pairing was mentioned. Many of the students had to make sure their lunches remained firmly planted in the bottoms of their stomachs. The sight of the performers was almost as bad.
As the music started, a shadowy figure emerged from the off-stage area. The figure was well clad in what looked to be a very expensive suit. Not one that could match the awesome hotness of Seto’s suits. The figure walked round very seductively in the darkness, leaving everyone to wonder who it was. Another figure joined the first on stage, but this one was much taller and not nearly as seductive. But then the lights came on and Anzu started singing.
Anzu: Me no bubbletious
Honda: Me smoke heavy tar
Anzu: Me be groovin' slowly where you are
Honda: Notify your next of kin
'Cause you're never coming back
Anzu: I've been dropping beats since Back in Black
In her suit, Anzu looked so out of place it wasn’t even funny. So much so, it appeared as tough she was in a bad Madonna video. For his part, Honda looked good in his sparkly white dress. Coming up over one shoulder and hanging down low on the opposite bottom end. His lines were sung unimaginatively and Anzu’s were full of soul… Obviously someone was coerced into this. Anzu walked over and flung her arm around Honda as they sung the chorus.
Both: And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright
During the second verse, Anzu was acting sluttily as ever and Honda just wanted to go home and end this nightmare.
Anzu: You've got a reputation
Honda: Well I guess that can be explored
Anzu: You're dancing with the chairman of the board
Honda: Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
Anzu: The purpose of a woman is to love her man
With every subsequent line, Anzu started dancing closer and closer to Honda. But the last line was almost too much for our lovable little monkey. Anzu flung both her arms around Honda’s neck, wrapped a leg around his waist and started grinding into him. Let’s just say Honda was not too pleased.
Both: And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(Doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright
At this point, all of Honda’s lyrics went from being completely expressionless to practically pleading with the audience for this torture to finally come to an end.
Honda:I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
Both: I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
As Anzu joined his voice, she found a pole used for one of the speakers, and finding it relatively sturdy, started swinging herself around it and bringing herself down on it as though it was some unlucky man. The crowd was pretty smart and started throwing stuff at her to finally get her to stop.
Anzu: Come down from the ceiling
Honda: I didn't mean to get so high
Anzu: I couldn't do what I wanted to do
When my lips were dry
Honda: You can't just up and leave me
I'm a singer in a band
Anzu: Well I like drummers baby
You're not my bag
The two singers got into a little argument in the last chorus and after Anzu’s last line, Honda forcefully slapped her, much to the crowd’s content.
Both: Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah
Both: Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah
At this point, the crowd was cheering as Anzu left the stage crying and clutching her face. A small smile crept upon the lips of every man in the room, with the exceptions of Seto and Otogi who were making out in their corner, oblivious to everything, and everyone. Then Honda took the microphone alone and everybody cheered for him getting rid of the bitch, and some even thought he looked good in his dress.
Honda: I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I'm down for ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me
As the song ended, everybody cheered as Honda left the stage, saying he goingoing to smack his bitch around some more. The teacher took his place.
"Well, wasn’t that fun? Well, don’t worry, it gets better from here… Already we have Yugi-san, Otogi-san, and Seto-san singing for us as well. Don’t be shy, we want to hear a few more of you before we make these three strut their stuff."
Thankfully, the three in question were far too busy to bother paying attention to what the teacher was trying to say and wanted to pay more attention to their lovers anyway.
----------------------------
well, there you have it, kareoke chapter 1 of 3…
Sekura: your fangirls are going to hate you for this, you do know that right?
Shut it you… I don’t care, they’re going to like me next chapter… this is just a teaser of sorts.
Sekura: you just needed a reason to go out and order that shirt of yours, didn’t you?
Yes.