A Series of One Shots
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
74
Views:
27,790
Reviews:
422
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Marik x Bakura: jadelioness
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Bakura stood outside the store, loathing with every fiber of his being. What was he loathing? He was loathing the stupid hat he was refusing to wear. Loathing the loud, obnoxious bell he was forced to ring. Loathing every person that passed into the store. Especially those that dared wish him Merry Christmas which he replied with a cheery ‘fuck you.’
”Stupid Ryou volunteering us. Stupid stupid Ryou. Why the hell did I ever agree to this?” He hissed under his breath.
He thought back to the night Ryou had come bounding into the room bright and cheery, talking about colleting money for some organization. Bakura hadn't heard of the idea of 'charity', thinking that any money he collected would go straight to his pocket. When Ryou had explained the money would go to needy families, Bakura had readily refused thinking it was the stupidest idea he had ever heard.
”Why the hell would I make money to give to other people?” He had spat.
And then the tears had started. If it had been anyone else, Bakura would have kicked them in the face and told them to fuck off but when those big brown eyes filled with tears, his voice quivering in sadness, he could get just about anything he wanted from his yami, including 3 hours of volunteer service for the Salvation Army.
Bakura looked down at his watch, “3:30!”
He gave a loud groan of annoyance scaring the children that had been playing near the entrance.
He had quickly taken to threatening anyone who entered and didn’t put money in. It was bitter cold and his head had begun to dully pound from the loud bell he was forced to ring. An elderly couple wobbled up to the entrance, ignoring Bakura as they passed. Bakura stepped in front of them with a glare.
“Where do you think you’re going?” He spat.
“Excuse us.” The old man mumbled.
“Not without your donation.”
“I don’t have any change.” The old man grumbled, pushing Bakura out of his way. Bakura shot a hand out, grabbing him tightly around the arm.
“Then give me your cash before I rip your pelvis out and wear it as a hat.” He grinned.
The old man’s eyes widened in terror, quickly pulling his wallet out and throwing bills at Bakura. He quickly pulled his wife away.
Bakura shoved the money in his pocket with a grin of satisfaction.
“Bakura!” Ryou was standing with his arms crossed, scowling at the thief.
To either side of him stood Marik and Malik smirking as Bakura pulled the money out of his pocket, roughly shoving it into the small red bucket with a grimace.
Great just who I needed seeing me do this shit. Bakura grumbled to himself.
“Nice look, didn’t peg you for the charity type.” Marik grinned.
“Fuck off!” He spat.
“I’d rather just fuck you.”
Bakura glared at him, ringing his bell with a renewed vigor to block out Marik’s voice.
Marik grinned, entertained by Bakura’s annoyance. While the white-haired thief was turned away, Marik grabbed two handfuls of Bakura’s ass causing the yami to yelp and twirl around, beating the Egyptian over the head with his bell which rang with every strike.
Unfortunately, Marik just cackled, continuing to assault Bakura most inappropriately: grabbing his crotch, attempting to shove his hands down the thief’s pants, and pulling up his shirt. Bakura was still attempting to beat him off, screaming for him to go fuck his mother and similar insults causing any would-be customers to quickly dart away.
Malik and Ryou, who had been discussing gifts for their yamis nearby became aware of the two’s fighting when Bakura gave an extra loud yell. Ryou quickly ran over, Malik at his heels, pulling the two apart.
“BAKURA! Stop messing around with Marik! You can do that when you get home!” Ryou chastised.
“ME?! IT’S HIM!” he yelled.
Marik was busy suppressing his laugher as Bakura was scolded until he felt a light tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find his own pissed off hikari.
XxXxXxXxX
Bakura and Marik stood outside the store, loathing with every fiber of their being. What were they loathing? They were loathing the stupid hats they were refusing to wear. Loathing the loud, obnoxious bell they were forced to ring. Loathing every person that passed into the store. Especially those that dared wish them Merry Christmas which they replied with a cheery ‘fuck you.’
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AN: Well, I am leaving bright and early tomorrow for Louisiana and won’t be back until Christmas. I was hoping to get one more chapter of This Is My Story to you but sadly…not. However, expect it sometime next week.
NEW CHAPTER OF MY SNOW WHITE ANGEL IS UP
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS/KWANZAA/HANUKKAH!
REVIEW REPLIES:
Dark Rabbit: Pegasus is fun to brutalize/make fun of/etc isn’t he? : D
Right_read_time: You love my work—I love your reviews! : ) Happy to hear you like the switch-a-roo!
Wicabeth: Me. Too. I don’t know what it is about masturbation stories for YGO, but I just love them. And shy is even better. : )
DesertRoseTemari: powderpuff…lol. That’s funny. I agree Yugi would be the nicest too for Yami. He should count his blessings. : ) Two more giggling ukes to go? Well, I’m sure somewhere in the next billion requests I have it will happen! lol
Blood_red_eyes: Yay! I’m glad you are back! : D I have missed reading your reviews! That is so awesome that you won a contest! Was it a luck of the draw kind of thing? Yeah, I decided to take your advice and post them separately and I’m glad I could brighten your day! : D
UPDATED REQUESTS
1. Seto x Seth x Jou: dizloop
2. Marik x Bakura: blood_red_eyes
3. Ryou x Bakura and Marik x Malik: dark child
4. Marik x Bakura x Yugi: cody_thomas
5. Isono (Roland) x Seto: cakey
6. Tristan x Kaiba: mistress0fyaoi and Llonella
7. Seto x Yugi x Yami: right_read_time
8. Hikarishipping: wicabeth
9. Pegasus x Jou: KlebKatt
10. Yamishipping: jin1377
11. Tristan x Duke: Tenko Strife
12. Mokuba x Seto: blood_red_eyes and bookworm3213
14. Marik x Ryou: Kuro Ookami Hatake
15. Yami x Yugi: Nageael
16. Joey x Yugi: MageofRoses
17. Seto x Joey: blackgargie
18: Bakura x Joey: katt
19. Yami x Yugi: Lady Draculea
20. Yugi x Malik: animefreak20031
21. Yami x Ryou: Angel-of-Darkness
22. YamixYugixBakura: Kuro Ookami Hatake
23. Mobiumshipping: cavialover
24. Pegasus x Ryou x Bakura: Dark Rabbit
Bakura stood outside the store, loathing with every fiber of his being. What was he loathing? He was loathing the stupid hat he was refusing to wear. Loathing the loud, obnoxious bell he was forced to ring. Loathing every person that passed into the store. Especially those that dared wish him Merry Christmas which he replied with a cheery ‘fuck you.’
”Stupid Ryou volunteering us. Stupid stupid Ryou. Why the hell did I ever agree to this?” He hissed under his breath.
He thought back to the night Ryou had come bounding into the room bright and cheery, talking about colleting money for some organization. Bakura hadn't heard of the idea of 'charity', thinking that any money he collected would go straight to his pocket. When Ryou had explained the money would go to needy families, Bakura had readily refused thinking it was the stupidest idea he had ever heard.
”Why the hell would I make money to give to other people?” He had spat.
And then the tears had started. If it had been anyone else, Bakura would have kicked them in the face and told them to fuck off but when those big brown eyes filled with tears, his voice quivering in sadness, he could get just about anything he wanted from his yami, including 3 hours of volunteer service for the Salvation Army.
Bakura looked down at his watch, “3:30!”
He gave a loud groan of annoyance scaring the children that had been playing near the entrance.
He had quickly taken to threatening anyone who entered and didn’t put money in. It was bitter cold and his head had begun to dully pound from the loud bell he was forced to ring. An elderly couple wobbled up to the entrance, ignoring Bakura as they passed. Bakura stepped in front of them with a glare.
“Where do you think you’re going?” He spat.
“Excuse us.” The old man mumbled.
“Not without your donation.”
“I don’t have any change.” The old man grumbled, pushing Bakura out of his way. Bakura shot a hand out, grabbing him tightly around the arm.
“Then give me your cash before I rip your pelvis out and wear it as a hat.” He grinned.
The old man’s eyes widened in terror, quickly pulling his wallet out and throwing bills at Bakura. He quickly pulled his wife away.
Bakura shoved the money in his pocket with a grin of satisfaction.
“Bakura!” Ryou was standing with his arms crossed, scowling at the thief.
To either side of him stood Marik and Malik smirking as Bakura pulled the money out of his pocket, roughly shoving it into the small red bucket with a grimace.
Great just who I needed seeing me do this shit. Bakura grumbled to himself.
“Nice look, didn’t peg you for the charity type.” Marik grinned.
“Fuck off!” He spat.
“I’d rather just fuck you.”
Bakura glared at him, ringing his bell with a renewed vigor to block out Marik’s voice.
Marik grinned, entertained by Bakura’s annoyance. While the white-haired thief was turned away, Marik grabbed two handfuls of Bakura’s ass causing the yami to yelp and twirl around, beating the Egyptian over the head with his bell which rang with every strike.
Unfortunately, Marik just cackled, continuing to assault Bakura most inappropriately: grabbing his crotch, attempting to shove his hands down the thief’s pants, and pulling up his shirt. Bakura was still attempting to beat him off, screaming for him to go fuck his mother and similar insults causing any would-be customers to quickly dart away.
Malik and Ryou, who had been discussing gifts for their yamis nearby became aware of the two’s fighting when Bakura gave an extra loud yell. Ryou quickly ran over, Malik at his heels, pulling the two apart.
“BAKURA! Stop messing around with Marik! You can do that when you get home!” Ryou chastised.
“ME?! IT’S HIM!” he yelled.
Marik was busy suppressing his laugher as Bakura was scolded until he felt a light tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find his own pissed off hikari.
XxXxXxXxX
Bakura and Marik stood outside the store, loathing with every fiber of their being. What were they loathing? They were loathing the stupid hats they were refusing to wear. Loathing the loud, obnoxious bell they were forced to ring. Loathing every person that passed into the store. Especially those that dared wish them Merry Christmas which they replied with a cheery ‘fuck you.’
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
AN: Well, I am leaving bright and early tomorrow for Louisiana and won’t be back until Christmas. I was hoping to get one more chapter of This Is My Story to you but sadly…not. However, expect it sometime next week.
NEW CHAPTER OF MY SNOW WHITE ANGEL IS UP
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS/KWANZAA/HANUKKAH!
REVIEW REPLIES:
Dark Rabbit: Pegasus is fun to brutalize/make fun of/etc isn’t he? : D
Right_read_time: You love my work—I love your reviews! : ) Happy to hear you like the switch-a-roo!
Wicabeth: Me. Too. I don’t know what it is about masturbation stories for YGO, but I just love them. And shy is even better. : )
DesertRoseTemari: powderpuff…lol. That’s funny. I agree Yugi would be the nicest too for Yami. He should count his blessings. : ) Two more giggling ukes to go? Well, I’m sure somewhere in the next billion requests I have it will happen! lol
Blood_red_eyes: Yay! I’m glad you are back! : D I have missed reading your reviews! That is so awesome that you won a contest! Was it a luck of the draw kind of thing? Yeah, I decided to take your advice and post them separately and I’m glad I could brighten your day! : D
UPDATED REQUESTS
1. Seto x Seth x Jou: dizloop
2. Marik x Bakura: blood_red_eyes
3. Ryou x Bakura and Marik x Malik: dark child
4. Marik x Bakura x Yugi: cody_thomas
5. Isono (Roland) x Seto: cakey
6. Tristan x Kaiba: mistress0fyaoi and Llonella
7. Seto x Yugi x Yami: right_read_time
8. Hikarishipping: wicabeth
9. Pegasus x Jou: KlebKatt
10. Yamishipping: jin1377
11. Tristan x Duke: Tenko Strife
12. Mokuba x Seto: blood_red_eyes and bookworm3213
14. Marik x Ryou: Kuro Ookami Hatake
15. Yami x Yugi: Nageael
16. Joey x Yugi: MageofRoses
17. Seto x Joey: blackgargie
18: Bakura x Joey: katt
19. Yami x Yugi: Lady Draculea
20. Yugi x Malik: animefreak20031
21. Yami x Ryou: Angel-of-Darkness
22. YamixYugixBakura: Kuro Ookami Hatake
23. Mobiumshipping: cavialover
24. Pegasus x Ryou x Bakura: Dark Rabbit