Tales of Arabian Nights

Tales of Arabian Nights

Mally-chan and hato chiisai

YAOI WARNING!!!!

Disclaimer: We do not own Yugioh or I Dream of Jeannie. But hato does own Mikado and Ahmose…

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Chapter 21

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Two months flew by, and before anyone knew it, they were waking up one Saturday morning, to find themselves preparing for Ryou and Marik's little marriage ceremony that afternoon. Ryou would be magicking them all to Egypt for it, and everyone was excited.

Ryou was absolutely giddy, clutching Tuc and Nod and pacing around their home, blushing and looking excited. Poor Marik looked damn near exploding with eagerness as well... FINALLY he'd be able to get the chastity belt off and get Ryou!

Finally, their friends started arriving. Ahmose, Mikado, Yami and Yugi were the first to show up, Otogi in tow. Marik snickered.

"Ryou has clothes for everyone." He said. "He designed them himself. He said you'll be more comfortable in them in the desert." He said, modeling his own finery; Egyptian robes.

"Lavender, Marik?" Ahmose snickered.

"No, Lilac. Ryou made them to match my eyes." Marik snorted, and the others giggled.

Ryou blushed, wearing a gold and lapis colored harem outfit, though this one had many jewels. He looked like a precious prize indeed! He waved his free hand and smiled as a wind washed over his friends, their clothes melting into the clothes he'd designed for them.

Malik wore an indigo harem outfit, which he proceeded to check his own ass out in the mirror in. Bakura wore a familiar white wrap, with red robe. Yami smirked slightly when he looked at HIS outfit. "Well... lookie here. Pharaoh for a day." he laughed. "Down to the last detail... Ryou, you have an amazing memory."

Ahmose snickered at Yami, though he looked quiet comfortable in his own long purple robes, but he blushed when he realized that he was wearing black harem pants that were transparent, other than the THONG part. "RYOU!!! NOT in public!!! And not for your wedding! For Ra's sake, I'll wear this for Yami LATER!!!" Mikado burst out laughing, pleased that HIS sea green harem-esque pants were NOT see through, and Otogi quickly checked HIS emerald pants.

Ryou giggled and smiled. "I thought Yami might like a peep." he cooed, waving his hands, returning Ahmose's pants to what they were so long ago. "happy?"

"Yes." Ahmose said, now that his pants were SOLID black. Yugi giggled in his own little version of Yami's clothes, twirling around in the long cape.

Yami snickered. "Careful, you'll trip." he said grinning. "Trust me."

Ahmose snickered, knowingly. A moment later, Ishizu came in, all smiled.

"Ishizu!" Marik sang, leaping on his cousin and hugging her, kissing her cheek.

By the time Marik had pulled off of Ishizu, she was wearing a fine Egyptian dress, which was not only beautiful, but light and airy to prevent her from overheating.

"Hello Marik." She cooed ruffling his hair. "Big day today hmm?"

"Yeah!!" Marik exclaimed, looking back at Ryou and a very regal looking Tuc and Nod, who had also been dressed up. Tuc looked annoyed, but Nod didn't seem to mind. She just watched her mate fight with his gold and lapis lazuli collar while Ryou happily fluffed her little pink veil over her gold and rose quartz collar.

Ryou kissed Tuc's head. "Come now...just for the wedding?" he asked smiling. "I'll take it off once it's done..." he cooed. Tuc snorted softly, and gave up, though he looked like he was...glaring?

Ishizu laughed. "Did everyone bring their gifts?"

Everyone nodded, chorusing affirmatives. Marik grinned.

"Alright, hand over the loot!" He cackled.

"Marik!" Ryou scolded. "Not until after we're married!"

Yami snickered. "We know who wears the pants in this house." He laughed.

Marik laughed. "It's the theif in me!" He giggled, shrugging. "Right Baku-chan?"

Bakura snorted. "I ain’t your chan buddy." he said when Malik inched closer and kissed him. He grinned. "I'm Malik's."

Marik snickered. "Awww... aren't you two cute?" He cooed. "You should get married!!!" He announced proudly.

Ryou giggled. "Is everyone ready?" he asked softly. "I won’t be able to do this more than once without a few hours rest..."

Everyone nodded and gathered together, holding their gifts tightly. "Let's go." Marik said, grinning from ear to ear.

Ryou smiled and closed his eyes, glowing softly and snapping. The world around them seemed to zip past in fast-forward and suddenly they were standing near the Nile river valley, in a beautiful oasis. The sun was shining, and Ryou had made sure the oasis was lush, and seemed about 20 degrees cooler in temperature than out on the sand. The water was pristine, and there were dates, apricots and other fruit to eat growing from the trees.

He wavered softly and shook his head. "ahh...w-well...we're here." he mumbled, clutching Tuc and Nod, who looked curious and eager to sniff around.

Marik smiled and looked around, and Ahmose and Yami looked delighted, both turning and staring at the Nile.

Ryou smiled and nuzzled into Marik's arms. "Is it alright if I rest a bit before the ceremony? I'm tired..." he mumbled yawning cutely.

Marik nodded. "Of course, sweetie." He said, hugging him.

Ryou smiled and poofed into the bottle, which Marik had in his pocket.

"Who's going to lead the ceremony?" Yami asked after a moment, taking a seat in the sand and beginning to nibble on an apricot.

Ahmose smiled as he used his magic to decorate the area. "I think they're just reciting vows." He said.

Yami smiled. "Ahh...well I suppose that's as well. I cant see Ryou getting any type of cerimonial tatooing. He's just too pretty." he chuckled. "Besdies, Marik's got enough tatooing for the both of them."

Ahmose snorted. "Ceremonial tatooing? Where did you get THAT idea?"

Yami snickered again. "Remember that one south african story teller that came by the palace? He mentioned it. I remember he had tatoos...it was an interesting idea and I've entertained it since then."

Ahmose raised an eyebrow. "What, you wanna tatoo 'Yami's property' on my ass or something?"

"Now that you mention THAT idea...." Yami said thoughtfully.

Ahmose snorted. "Back off."

"Oh that'd be good too." Yami snickered.

Ahmose snorted and Yami's mouth disappeared. "You can have it back in five minutes if you're good." He said.

Yami glared and crossed his arms. A moment later his mouth was back, and he stuck out his tongue. "Knock it off, you started that." he huffed, before digging in his pockets and pulling out a small pack of gum. "Want some?"

Ahmose shook his head. "No thanks. I hate gum. If you're gonna go to the effort of chewing something, you should be able to swallow it and NOT have it stick around in your body for the next seven years clogging your digestive system."

Yami raised an eyebrow. "That's a myth Ahmose. Gum doesn't stay in your system for more than eight hours!"

Ahmose snorted. "I don't care. You don't get nutrition from it either. And after you've been chewing or a while it gets rubbery and looses it's flavor. No, I don't like gum."

Yami shrugged. "Then you spit it out doofus." he chuckled popping a piece of gum in his mouth. "mmm...Sour cherry."

Ahmose rolled his eyes. "No thanks..."

Yami sighed looking over the Nile. "It's beautiful..."

Ahmose turned from where he was playing with a little spell. "Hmm? What is? Oh, the Nile? Yes... it is..."

"You never realize how much you missed something...until it's gone for so long." Yami said after a moment. "I never really thought too hard before...but I really miss this place."

Ahmose smiled. "I know. It's been thousands of years... and we've lived other lives... but it still feels like home..." He said.

Yami grinned. "Maybe after college, we should move here..." he offered.

Ahmose smiled. "We'll see..." He said with a knowing smile.

"That tends to translate to yes, when you smile like that." Yami said amused.

"I intend to spend alot of time here..." He said. "I'm going to buy certain tracts of land and restore the old temples on them."

Yami smiled. "Well I don’t have much money in this life... but I'll help how I can." Yami offered with a sheepish smile.

Ahmose smirked. "YOU may not... but between me and Mikado... remember, his parents were pretty wealthy. You have no IDEA how rich my brother is, and my parents left me quite a nice chunk of cash and stuff, too."

Yami chuckled once more. "Well at least you can spoil yourself now. Make up for lost time."

Ahmose smiled. "I think my eternal soul is something to fight for..." He said, looking at Yami. "Although, I will admit, I'm not daring to hope that I have a chance at redemption. Anubis said I have a LOT of shit to atone for..."

"We both do." Yami pulled Ahmose over into a hug. "And we'll both do what we can. It's all anyone can do..."

Ahmose smiled and nodded, hugging Yami back. He sighed and glanced at Ryou, resting beneath a tree while Marik had hiked up his robes and was wading in the oasis while Bakura teased him by pretending to splash him.

Yami grinned. "It would have been nice...to know them as we know them now...back then." Yami said after a moment. "I cant help but wonder what would have been, if we had." He sighed. "Ryou never would have been a genie...I would have forgiven the poor kid..."

Ahmose smiled. "Just be glad that we have this friendship now..." He said, settling down.

Yami nodded at that. "I do."

By the time the sky was beginning to pink from the sunset Ryou had woken up, refreshed, and was ready to begin the wedding.

Marik smiled and helped him up, kissing his cheek. "Ready, baby?" He asked, shaking in his nervous excitement.

Ryou nodded blushing. "A-ah...yes...." he squeaked softly.

Everyone made their way down to the river, and Malik giggled, holding Tuc and Nod, kissing their heads. Everyone stood on the back and Ryou and Marik waded in up to their knees in the Nile River, the Life Blood of Egypt.

Ryou fidgeted nervously, blushing and looking away from Marik. He'd never felt...shy like this before. This was such a big...WONDERFUL thing to happen. He would spend the rest of HIS life, with the master who granted him freedom, the master who fought for him...brought him back from the dead...TWICE!

Ishizu was on the bank just BEAMING, and Malik giggled at her tearing eyes. Ahmose smiled and took Yami's hand. Marik sighed and reached into his robes, pulling out a small golden ring. He took Ryou's hand in his.

"Ryou, baby, with all my heart, I take you to be my husband. I will love you through good and the bad, through joy and the sorrow, through scrub brushes and lion cubs. I will try to be understanding, and to trust in you completely, even when you turn me into things. Together we will face all of life's experiences and share one another's dreams and goals. I promise I will be your loving partner in an honest relationship, for as long as we both live… and longer, my angel… I love you." And he lifted Ryou's hand and kissed it, before slipping the gold wedding band onto Ryou's finger next to the gold and lapis lazuli engagement ring. The ring sparkled in the setting sun, and Ryou saw his name engraved on the ring, next to Marik's, in the ancient hieroglyphs.
Ryou squeaked and blushed darkly, fidgeting in embarrassed shy joy. After a moment, he produced his own little ring, which was gold and decorated with amethyst chips. He blushed and shyly took Marik's hand.

"Master Marik...I love you. You are m-my first and best friend. Today I CHOOSE to give myself to you in marriage. I promise to e-encourage and care for you, to laugh with you, and c-comfort you in times of sadness and struggle. I promise to love you in the good times and the bad, when things are easy...and when they are hard, when our love is s-simple, and when it i-inevitably will get complicated...I promise to cherish you and serve you n-not just as a genie and a master...b-but as an...an equal..." he cooed slipping the ring on Marik and sniffling slightly. He was near tears of joy.

Marik smiled, kissing Ryou's left hand, then his right, and then running his fingers through Ryou's hair. "... I love you..." He said, and pulled Ryou in close, kissing him. It started out gentle, but soon became deep and passionate.

Malik gave a loud whoop, which snapped Ryou back to reality, which ended up with another snap... which left the end of THAT kiss having much to be desired... for poor Marik.

Marik snickered. "Sorry... did I get too into it, baby?"

Ryou blushed and wrinkled his nose. "yes..."

Marik just chuckled, grinning broadly. In fact, he couldn't STOP grinning.

"You two gonna stand in the river all night?" Mikado giggled.

Ryou grinned and scampered to the edge of the water, hurriedly stepping out. "Presents!"

Everyone laughed. "How about dinner first, Ryou?" Marik asked. "Once you get your presents you won't put them down!!!"

Ryou pouted but nodded and waved his hands. A large tent appeared, and inside, was a massive buffet, tables and a dancefloor. The reception was beginning!

"Nice!" Malik cheered. "Here, Ryou. Tuc wants you." He said, watching Tuc wiggle to get to Ryou. Marik grinned and took Nod, kissing her little nose.

Ryou smiled and took Tuc, taking off his fancy collar. "Better?" he cooed smiling as Tuc calmed down and nuzzled him. "I thought so..."

Marik smiled, and arm in arm (bunnies in the OTHER arm) Marik and Ryou strolled into the reception hall. Ishizu was snapping pictures like crazy, making Malik giggle and roll his eyes.

Yami chuckled as the others went into the reception hall. "The Nile at sunset... never a more breathtaking place..."

Ahmose smiled, looking back. "Yes..." He said softly, and he noticed a crocodile near some reeds, staring at them. Ahmose blinked and cocked his head, staring at the thing. Somehow, he knew it wasn't just any crocodile. "... Sobek..." He said softly.

Yami smiled. "Ahh... well it's good to see some gods are still active in the world..." he said softly.

Ahmose smiled. "I think he was watching the wedding... He must approve. And look!! Tawaret..." Ahmose said softly when he noticed a hippo in another patch of reeds. "This is a good sign..." He began looking around. "Yami... we're not alone..." He said, smiling.

Across the river on a hill were a cow, a lioness, and a ram; Hathor, Sekhmet and Khnum. Yami tugged Ahmose's sleeve, and Ahmose turned. Yami was staring at the oasis with wide eyes.

In the trees at the oasis, a falcon, a kite and a vulture sat in the branches; Horus, Isis and Nekhbet. An ibis stood in the water along the bank of the oasis; Thoth. A cobra was coiled up under a bush, and a scorpion was next to it; Wadjet and Selket. A small glint was all that gave away the little scarab beside Selket; it was Khepri. A very odd doglike creature with large donkey ears was watching from over a bush; Set. And sitting next to the small wild cat, Bast, was a little black jackal. Ahmose's eyes widened breifly, before he smiled slightly and bowed to Anubis, laying his hand on his chest over his heart briefly.

Yami smiled and bowed his head as well. "It's good to see the gods approve of the wedding... Ryou would be overjoyed if he had seen them..." He sighed.

Ahmose smiled, watching the gods watching them. "And yet they allowed us to see them..." He said softly. "I don't really know what that means... for us, I mean..."

"I dunno.." Yami said shrugging. "Prolly nothing bad though... they look happy."

Ahmose smiled and nodded as the gods began to disappear, one by one. Sobek and Tawaret sunk into the Nile, Horis, Thoth, Isis and Nekhbet flew away, Khepri and Selket skittered off, Wadjet slithering behind them. Set disappeared into shadows, as did Bast, and Sekhmet, Khnum and Hathor disappeared behind the hill they had been standing on. Anubis stared at Ahmose and flicked an ear, before casually turning and trotting off after Bast, also disappearing.

Yami laughed softly and got up. "C'mon Ahmose...we're missing a party..." he said smiling broadly. "And we'll miss the presents you worked so hard to steal!"

Ahmose snickered. "I hope the gods aren't counting that against me..."

"I doubt it. They were something precious to Ryou...." he said smiling. "Ryou never had any posessions of his own...so those would be a great start. Think how proud he'll be to share those with Anubis when his time comes?"

Ahmose snickered. "Hmm... yes, set out with all the boxes he's been collecting in his bottle..." He said.

Yami laughed loudly. "Can you imagine Anubis' face when Ryou presents him with hundreds of pretty wrapped EMPTY boxes?" he shook his head.

Ahmose laughed. "He won't know what to do!!!"

"With Ryou or with Ryou's empty boxes?" he laughed louder.

"BOTH!!!" Ahmose howled as they walked over to the buffet table.

Ryou was the first to greet them, appearing out of nowhere and tackling them both into a hug. "I'm MARRIED!" he squeaked eagerly. "Oh I cant wait to invite you over and entertain guests in OUR house!" he said emphasizing the words he was most excited about. He was an equal!

Ahmose laughed. "The gods were here." He said. "We saw them. They came to witness your marriage. MANY of them." He said, ruffling Ryou's hair and eyeing Tuc and Nod in the salad bowl.

Ryou's eyes widened and his grin broadened. "REALLY?! Oh! Where are they?!" he gasped hopping off of Ahmose. "Lord Master Anubis gets his share!" he said eagerly, still determined to share with the poor lord of the dead.

Ahmose chuckled. "They have left, Ryou. And Master Anubis will receive his share when he comes to collect you for the next life. In this life, you get to enjoy all you have."

"But he didn't get enough LAST TIME!" Ryou whimpered pouting.

"Ryou. When the time comes, he will accept tribute." Ahmose said. "Come... this is your day. Enjoy it. I know he wants you to."

Ryou pouted a bit more, before grinning broadly. "Ok..." he cooed helping them up. "Please! Eat! Lets have so much fun the gods get jealous! Maybe then they might join us!" he said proudly.

Ahmose laughed. "Sure thing, Ryou." He said, and watched the boy bounce away. He smiled at Yami, picking up a glass of wine, and raised it to Yami. "For a happy ending to the biggest fuckin' mistake of my LIVES."

Yami chuckled. "OUR lives." he cooed and clinked his own glass with Ahmose's. "And a happy ending to the biggest blessing of THEIR lives." he said motioning to Marik, who had snatched Ryou and was snuggling with him, happy as a clown.
Ahmose smiled and nodded, sipping his wine and petting Tuc who was happily nestled in the salad, munching away with Nod.

Yami sipped his wine as well. "Well... do you think we're forgiven?"

"No. Not at all. We have a VERY long way to go..." Ahmose said. "But I intend to devote the rest of this life working for redemption."

"Don’t work so hard you forget me..." Yami cooed softly.

"Never." Ahmose smiled, wrapping an arm around Yami's waist. "I'm not just going to work for my own soul, after all..."

Yami sighed and smiled. "We'll both work for your soul." he cooed proudly. "Together."

Marik grinned and looked over the “buffet” table, which actually featured one large platter per person. Everyone knew which plate was theirs because it was full of their favorite food. Mikado nearly knocked over Otogi when he pounced on SIGHT of his plate that had a large lobster tail, stuffed crab, fried clams, grilled shrimp and crawfish scampi. Ahmose stopped mid-sentence when his nose was greeted by the smell of his beloved Tex-Mex, and he snatched up the platter of quesadillas, enchiladas, rice and refried beans.

”SCORE!!!” Bakura shouted when he nabbed his large rare fillet mignon and loaded mashed potatoes, causing Marik to nearly fall into the punch bowl, that also ladled up whatever the ladler wanted.

Ryou giggled and sat next to Marik, cuddling into his lover's arms. "They're so happy..." he said smiling. "I'm so glad to see everyone so happy...it makes ME happy..."

Marik smiled as he looked for his plate, finally finding a large platter of chicken and steak teriyaki over fried rice; JUST what he was in the mood for!!!

Ryou shook his head smiling and looking at his plate. On it was a simple slice of pitabread, wrapped around fresh greens, cheese and bits of chicken.

Marik and Ryou sat down at the head of the small table, hand in hand, and a giggling Malik set down the salad bowl before them so they could keep an eye on Tuc and Nod, who were stuffing themselves.

Ryou smiled and began eating his simple treat. Everyone was a bit amused at Ryou's humble desires. A pita sandwich... boxes wrapped in pretty paper. He was every bit a slave introduced to freedom.

Meanwhile, Yami and Ahmose had their heads together as they discussed the wedding cake that Ahmose was going to conjure up and surprise Ryou with. Both agreed that there HAD to be chocolate on it; Ryou LOVED chocolate... Marik leaned over and kissed Ryou's cheek.

"I love you..." He cooed.

Ryou blushed and kissed Marik's cheek back. "I love you too." he whispered smiling.

Everyone chatted happily, laughing at all the fun memories of Ryou and Marik and all the cute things Ryou said and did, and how Marik loved them all. Finally, dinner was over.

Ryou yawned softly, nuzzling into Marik's arm contently. "I'm happy..."

"Don't go to sleep yet!" Marik laughed. "Presents!!!"

Ryou blinked and rubbed his eyes cutely. "Presents?"

Everyone laughed and produced the brightly wrapped presents, again, the lids wrapped seperately so Ryou could open them and still keep them nicely wrapped.

Ryou squeaked. "Oh...." he mumbled eyes wide. "too many! I cant open all of them!" he whined cutely. "They're perfect now!”

Marik rolled his eyes. "Ryou. Presents are to OPEN." He said, and picked up the one from Ishizu, opening it.

Marik looked in. "Hey!!! Look Ryou! She got us a picture of a full set of China! Including serving bowls and platters and stuff!" Marik said, pulling out the photo of the China set arranged on Ishizu's dining room table.

Ryou blinked and smiled. "Ohhh it's pretty!" he said eagerly. "I cant wait to use it!"

"Thans, Ishizu." Marik said, beaming.

"You two are welcome." she cooed proudly. "Just dont break them!"

Ryou giggled and picked up the next present, from Yugi.

Yugi grinned. "I hope you didn't pull that present in a present stunt again." Mikado giggled, poking Yugi.

Ryou squeaked in glee. Yugi had indeed, pulled the present in a present. Several times.

Marik rolled his eyes. "Yugi. You are forbidden to do this ever again." He said, watching Ryou hug all of the little presents. Marik sighed and opened the final one. "Ooooohhh... Look Ryou! Yugi made us a scrap book! Oh wow..." Marik breathed, flipping through it. "Oh, Yugi..." He said. "This is so great..."

Yugi grinned and nodded. "I worked really hard on it! Plus, just think how much fun Ryou has with all those boxes!" he said motioning to the genie, who was happily piling up his precious boxes and beaming with pride.

Marik chuckled, rolling his eyes. “Kid, you are EVIL.” He said, watching Ryou collect the boxes. “Did you know that Ryou created a magic room in the upstairs linen closet? You go in and it’s all his gift boxes on display.”

Yugi laughed. "Awww that's cute." he said proudly.

Marik snickered. "Not when you're looking for clean sheets." He said. "I never know WHAT I'm gonna get when I open that closet..."

Ryou smiled proudly once he'd stacked his empty boxes neatly. "I love them." he commented grinning.

Marik hugged Ryou tightly, kissing his cheek. "We know, dear..." He said, as Malik shoved his gift over. Marik let Ryou open this one.

It was an amusing 5 minute arguement, but Ryou finally caved to his friends and opened the gift. Inside, was a MASSIVE giftcard to samgoody. "I thought I'd give you two that, since you love watching movies at night. This way you can get them, or something else. Whatever you want!" Malik offered grinning. "You know I suck at gifts...so dont say anything!"

Marik smiled. "It's okay. And I'm sure it's hard to get gifts for a GENIE!!! He can poof up almost anything he wants!!!"

"I wouldn't do that." Ryou said as he cradled his precious new box. "I'm not selfish."

Marik smiled. "We know, angel." He said. Mikado then presented them with his gift. Marik opened it to find a very nice, and very extensive set of Kitchen knives and cutlery.

"Oh, wow... excellent!" He said, grinning. Inside of the box was also an envelope that said 'From Ahmose'.

"I'm no good at gifts, either." The sorcerer chuckled, and Marik found an obscenely large gift card to Bed, Bath & Beyond inside. "Stock that ridiculously empty kitchen of yours." He said, chuckling. "You two should learn to cook."

"I know how to cook!" Ryou huffed. "Marik's been eating it for nearly three months now." he said crossing his arms. "He abused his fridge privelidges,"

Marik frowned and pouted. "I can't use the magic fridge anymore..."

"Good grief." Mikado laughed. "What did you do?!"

"He used it for dirty magazines!" Ryou howled. "The sheer....just...just AHGH!"

Everyone laughed.

Ryou huffed once more and glared at Marik. "I've still not forgiven him either."

Marik pouted. "Don't you think we should be entering our marriage with no hard feelings?" He mumbled.

"You've been trying to get 'hard' feelings for three months! I can assure you we're entering marriage without any 'hard' feelings." Ryou scoffed.

Marik's eyes widened and everyone burst out laughing again. "Ryou!" He gasped, blushing.

Ryou grinned impishly and went back to his boxes. "Teach YOU to pull dirty magazines of me out of my fridge." he huffed proudly.

"Wait... of YOU?!?!" Mikado laughed.

Ryou nodded. "Right in front of me too!" he wrinkled his nose. "Honestly."

Marik snorted. "Ryou has been mean to me." He said, accepting Bakura's gift. He looked at his friend, a bit worried on what the nutcase had given them.

"Sex toys." Bakura shrugged. "You'll use my gift before anyone else's, and probably get MORE use out of them." He laughed. "What else could be used on a honeymoon?"

Marik rolled his eyes, not opening the gift. "Riiight... I KNEW it would be something like that..." He mumbled, setting the gift on the floor under the table.

Yami smiled. "This is a gift from Ahmose and I..." He said smiling. "We went to a lot of trouble to get this for you...so try not to mess it up." he handed the large box to Marik to open.

Marik blinked and opened it. Inside were several flat objects wrapped in linen. Marik picked one up and removed the linen. His eyes widened, and his mouth fell open as he stared at a painting of Ryou posing naked, reclining on a couch.

Ryou squeaked. "You found master Michaelangelo's paintings!" he squeaked eagerly, practically toppling Marik to get to the pictures.

"Yikes!" Marik yelped. "Master Michealangelo?" He asked, his mind immediately conjuring up a mental picture of a Ninja Turtle. It took him a moment to think 'artist guy’. "Holy shit... these are Michaelangelo's?!" He shouted, unwrapping another.

Yami nodded. "Yeah, it was hell finding them. Apparently everyone thought they were a student's paintings." Yami explained. "Ahmose found them." He leaned over to hug Ahmose.

Ryou grinned watching Marik unwrap each painting. "oooh..."

"It was interesting getting them, too..." Ahmose snickered. "Oh, I got caught. BIG time. RED handed. I would say that I've lost my touch, but then again, theivery has never been my area of expertise..."

Yami blinked. "You did?" he asked curiously. "Do tell."

Ahmose snickered. "I set off a silent alarm, aparently. I still don't know where it was or how... But all of a sudden I found myself staring down the double barrel of a shot gun!!!"

Ryou gasped. "Goodness how'd you get out of that?!" he said wide eyed. "You could have been killed!"

Ahmose snickered. "Well... I was kind of dressed as the Magician of Black Chaos-- don't ask--" He said quickly when almost everyone opened their mouths to say something. "-- And I just... did a bit of magic. The whole glowy eyes thing and black fireball in my hand as I threatened him and turned his shotgun into a cobra made the man wet himself and run screaming about a demon in his house."

Yami pouted. "You could have told me about that...that's sexy as hell."

Ahmose laughed. "What is?!"

"An Ahmose demon?" Yami said thoughtfully. "I could get off to that."

Ahmose's eyes widened and he blushed, but turned and smirked. "As I recall, it only took the Chaos Mage outfit to get you off..." He teased.

"Takes even less for me to get YOU off." Yami countered. "And I can prove it." he added smirking in a most devious way. "Care to test me?"

Ahmose's eyes widened. "Don't you DARE!!!"

Yami chuckled. "I thought so. More for afterward." he said smirking broadly.

Ryou giggled softly. "Thank you... I loved master Michaelangelo's paintings so much..."

"These are gorgeous..." Marik breathed, smiling at Ryou. "We'll have to find places to hang them." He said, kissing Ryou's cheek again.

"I already have places in mind!" Ryou chirped. "Oh I cant wait to hang them!"

Marik chuckled. "Thanks everyone..." He said, smiling. Ahmose grinned and raised a hand, focusing on the table in front of Ryou and Marik, and a moment later, a very large five tier cake was sitting there. It had the traditional white icing, but it was covered in choclate shaving and chocolate covered strawberries, and on the top were two choclate people, obviously Marik and Ryou.

Ryou squeaked and snatched the two figures off the top of the cake, jamming one into his mouth and nearly moaning in delight.

"heh, chocolate Marik just got more action in Ryou's mouth in six seconds than the real marik got in six months.”

Marik turned and glared at his cousin. "Shut up, Malik..."

Bakura snickered. "And he moaned." Ryou looked near orgasm from his chocolaty treat. "And apparently he made RYOU happy."

Marik just GLARED at them while the others laughed. "You two gonna cut the cake or what?" Ahmose chuckled.

Ryou squeaked and picked up the cake knife. "Master..." he said softly "It's tradition..that..we cut together?"

Marik smiled and nodded, standing and wrapping an arm around Ryou's shoulders, gripping Ryou's hand gently over the handle of the knife.

Ryou blushed and they cut the first slice of cake together. The others clapped as they took their first bites of the small slice, before the cake was sliced up and distributed among the guests. Ryou smiled and leaned into Marik's arms. "So amazing..."

Marik grinned, looking at the chocolate cake. "Awww... Ahmose made it chocolate just for you..." He cooed.

"It's delicious." Ryou giggled yawning once more. "I cant wait to go home..." he said kissing Marik's cheek. "Rest..and tomorrow...the honeymoon."

Marik grinned, holding Ryou close. "Yeah..." Ishizu took over the cake, handing out large slices to everyone, and setting chocolate covered strawberries down before Tuc and Nod. Ahmose lifted his fork to his mouth and Mikado knocked his elbow, giggling.

”HEY!!!” Ahmose howled, as the jolt resulted in icing and chocolate shaving smeared over his cheek.

”There you go, Yami!” Mikado sang. “Enjoyyyyy!!!” And he turned and giggled with Otogi.

Yami chuckled and leaned over, kiss/licking away the icing. "I didn't put him up to that." he cooed grinning. "I think your brother gives us his blessing." he snickered proudly.

A blushing Ahmose snorted. "We had it from the beginning. He just likes annoying me." He said, watching Mikado and Otogi with their heads together.

Marik snickered at Yami and Ahmose. "They make a good couple, eh Ryou?"

Ryou nodded giggling softly. "Always did, Lord Inarus was just much more shy about it in Egypt."

"He was HERE, too, until that wish that forced him to let Yami fuck him! GODS that did wonders for the guy." Marik snickered. "I'll bet that if he were a buyable product, the sales pitch would be 'Problem? Good fuck fixes all'!"

Ryou laughed loudly. "Master please!" he shook his head blushing and grinning. "That's NOT nice!"

Marik grinned. "But it's TRUE!!! Hey Yami! When you and Ahmose have trouble, does a good fuck make it all better?" Ahmose choked on his drink.

"Damn straight." Yami said raising his own glass slightly, before drinking. "A good fuck solves EVERYTHING. It's the god's universal answer to every question!"

Ahmose turned, giving Yami a dirty, irritated look, and everyone laughed, only annoying him more.

"See?" Marik said to Ryou, grinning.

"That's not very nice..." he said warningly. "You'll upset Lord Inarus..."

"He'll live." Marik said, poking a forkful of cake into his mouth. "Mmmm... Ahmose is a good... conjuring cook..."

Ryou nodded. "Lord Inarus is good at everything." he cooed softly. "He's always been good at everything. I wanted to be like him..." he said dreamily.

Ahmose raised an eyebrow. "Ummm... no. Trust me. You wouldn't want my life back then. I wouldn't have traded it for anything, but I wouldn't have WISHED it on anyone.”

"I didn't want your life!" Ryou giggled. "I wanted to be like you, so I could stop being a slave, and be worth something." Ryou explained. "You were good at everything! If I had been good at everything maybe I wouldn't have been a slave...that's what I thought anyway." He shook his head. "But I'm glad now. I got what I wanted, in the end."

"I'm glad you're happy. For once in my life... in ALL of my lives... I do not regret making you a genie. Because I see how happy you are now, and had I not done what I did, you would have lived one lifetime, miserable and enslaved."

Ryou smiled. "And following you around endlessly. Until Master pharaoh killed me."

Ahmose winced a bit, slowly giving Yami an awkward look.

"A good fuck would have fixed my temper you know." He said taking a bite of cake. "I was young, stressed, hormonal and you were a fucking nun."

Ahmose rolled his eyes. "PRIEST, Yami... I was a PRIEST!!!"

"fine. Priest. You still wouldn't fuck me." he huffed.

"... still don't." Ahmose mumbled under his breath.

"We can fix that." Yami said smirking. "If you're interested."

Ahmose's eyes widened, the look on his face OBVIOUSLY saying 'You weren't supposed to hear that!'

Yami chuckled wickedly. "Supersonic Pharonic hearing. Still got it baby."

Everyone laughed at Yami's evilness and Ahmose's embarrassment.

Marik leaned over Ryou. "How about some music, baby?"

Ryou giggled. "Alright." he waved his hands, and a beautiful symphony of music was heard while they ate their cake. However once the cake was gone, and dancing had commenced it changed to more modern musics.

Marik grinned, pulling Ryou onto the little dance floor, kissing him over and over again, teasingly.

Ryou blushed and nuzzled into Marik. "I shouldn't...." he said softly. "My other master...."

Marik blinked, then frowned. "What? The hippy?"

Ryou nodded.

"Ryou. It's our wedding. Dance with me!" Marik said, grinning.

Ryou smiled softly. "Alright master...just this once...." he said lovingly.

Marik grinned and pulled Ryou close. “Music!” He cried out, and a moment later music started. Marik smiled. “You, uh… you’re gonna have to show me how to dance… all I know is clubbing dancing and the age old ‘rock back and forth’ dance.”

Ryou laughed softly. "I think rocking back and forth is fine." he cooed kissing Marik.

Marik smiled, holding Ryou close and doing just that.

"Awww..." Ahmose cooed, chuckling. "Aren't they cute?"

Yami nodded. "Very." he said smiling. "It's good to see them both so happy. They deserve it."

Ahmose nodded. "Indeed they do." He said, tipping his head back and finishing his red wine. "Mmm..." He set the glass down, watching the rabbits in the salad bowl.

Nod was nibbling contently on a slice of cucumber and watching Marik and Ryou with interest, while Tuc looked rather sour.

"Awwww... what's wrong?" Yugi asked, plucking Tuc out of the salad and petting him.

Ryou giggled softly. "He doesn't like Marik." he called as he and Marik danced. Tuc snorted.

"Awww... why not?" Yugi asked. "Marik GAVE Tuc to you!"

"I'm not sure, but it's darling. He protects me from master's not so innocent antics." Ryou giggled in reply.

Marik snorted. "Yugi, rabbit sit while we're on our honeymoon, hmm?" He asked, grinning at the boy. Yugi laughed.

Ryou jabbed Marik harshly. "They're coming with!"

"What?! WHY?!" Marik howled. "It's our honeymoon, we're supposed to be ALONE!!!"

"They're not gonna be left behind!" Ryou said shocked. "You got them for ME!"

"Yeah! And I don't need Tuc biting my bum when we're trying to... do things!" Marik protested.

Ryou giggled at that. "Then dont make it tempting.”

Marik frowned. "Ryou, that rabbit SEARCHES for excuses to bite me!"

"He doesn't have to look hard." Ryou snickered softly.

Marik glared. "May I point out all of the times he's BITTEN me for NO REASON?!"

Ryou laughed softly. "I love you."

"I love you too..." Marik cooed, and kissed Ryou, once again rocking him back and forth on the dance floor.

Ryou sighed and nuzzled into Marik's chest once more. "Thank you...for loving me master." he whispered giving Marik a happy look.

Marik beamed. "How could I not? You're perfect."

Ryou laughed softly. "If I was PERFECT, I wouldn't have been a genie to begin with." he said shaking his head.

"You are perfect in my eyes..." Marik cooed, holding Ryou close.

Ryou sighed once more. "I adore you." he grinned and kissed Marik's cheek. "I'll keep Tuc away at night."

"Promise?" Marik asked, grinning like an idiot, as he had been all day.

"uh huh." Ryou replied. "I promise."

"Yay!!! In that case can you make the sun set?" Marik asked, making everyone laugh.

"The sun IS setting, and no...you're not skipping the party!"

Marik snickered. "Damn. Well, a man can HOPE!!!"

"Keep hoping. I'm not turned on." Ryou giggled.

"BURN!" Yami called snickering.

Marik grinned. "I can change that..."

"Uh oh..." Ahmose snickered, on his third glass of wine and was already looking... flushed.

Yami chuckled and sat next to Ahmose, sneaking him a kiss. "Ease up or you'll be drunk." he cooed rubbing Ahmose's back. "As fun as that is..."

Ahmose giggled, which made Yugi and Otogi turn and give him odd looks. Mikado rolled his eyes. "Here he goes again..." He muttered. "Yami, do NOT let my brother DRINK!!!"

Yami laughed. "I dont LET him do anything. He does it himself. Besides he's hot when he's drunk." He said shrugging. "He's twice as likely to hop in the sack with me."

Ahmose giggled. "Or drag you out back for a romp in the bushes." Mikado groaned and let his head fall to the table.

"Ahmose. Pick the bush, I'll grab the chocolate syrup." Yami said grinning.

"How about the Oasis?" Ahmose asked, holding his wine glass to the side and unintentionally tipping it, accidentally sloshing some onto Mikado's head.

"HEY!!! AHMOSE!!!"

"Works for me." Yami said eagerly, standing and trotting off to get... condiments.

Mikado sighed and rolled his eyes, then looked at his tipsy brother. “He’s a bad influence on you…” He told Ahmose.

Ahmose chuckled. "He's funny...."

"And you're drunk." Mikado snorted. Ahmose just giggled.

Yami trotted back moments later holding a large bottle of chocolate syrup and grabbed Ahmose's arm. "Lets go."

Ryou giggled and shook his head. "Poor Marik...everyone's getting some love but him."

Marik snorted, watching Yami tugging Ahmose out of his seat. "HEY!!! If I can wait, so can you two idiots!!!" He howled.

"Ha ha!" Yami called back teasingly. "No waiting for us thanks."

Ryou covered his mouth with his hand to hide his own laughter.

Marik scowled and looked at Ryou. "Will you stop them please? I don't need to hear them fucking right outside. I doubt ANYONE wants that... especially poor Mikado and Yugi..."

"No I cant stop master pharaoh, but I can make it soundproof." Ryou offered smiling.

Marik glared. "Some help YOU are..." He snorted.

"You're just jealous." Malik grinned, kissing Bakura. "We should go fuck too." he said smirking broadly. "Just to torment Marik."

Marik glared. "Gee, thanks." He snorted. He looekd down at Ryou. "And here you didn't want to cut the reception short. Looks like everyone else is..."

"Oh thats ok." Ryou said smiling. "I dont mind if THEY end it short. but it's rude for us to." He kissed Marik's cheek.

Marik raised an eyebrow. "Everyone's leaving to fuck, I wanna leave and fuck too!!!" He whined.

Ryou giggled and shook his head. "I'm not in the mood." he said amused.

Marik's eyes widened. "What do you MEAN you're not in the mood?!" He wailed.

"I'm not in the mood for sex." Ryou replied yawning. "I'm sleepy if anything."

Marik whined. "but but but... RYOUUUU!!!!"

Ryou giggled and darted away. "Marriiiiik!"

Marik blinked, and chased Ryou. "Ryou!!! Come back here!!!"

Ryou giggled poofing when Marik caught him. "noooooo!"

Marik whined loudly, looking around. "Ryou!!! No fair!!! It's our WEDDING NIGHT!!!"

Malik laughed. "Seeya Marik!" he called dragging a grinning Bakura away.

Marik whined again, looking at Mikado, Otogi and Ishizu pathetically.

Otogi and Mikado however, were quite content in a kiss at the moment, and Ishizu was covering her mouth to hide her giggles.

Marik's eyes widened. "Holy shit, they did it!!!" He yelped. He knew Mikado had a crush on Otogi... but he didn't know that Otogi had reciprocated those feelings. He grinned. "Ryou, are you seeing this?" He added, grinning.

Ryou giggled and little hearts appeared around Mikado and Otogi, falling to the ground as confetti. "Hurray!"

Marik burst out laughing. "Ryou!!!" Ishizu was snapping pictures. "I wonder if Ahmose knows..." Marik mused. "Were they already together before today or... is this their... first step?"

Ryou appeared next to Marik and kissed his cheek. "Alright...I guess the party's over." he said smiling. "Everyone wants alone time..."

Marik smiled. "You didn't answer my question... Are Mikado and Otogi getting together just now? Or were they already together?"

Ryou shrugged. "I'm not entirely sure master." he whispered. He glowed slightly, and the world shimmered as the 'guests' were sent home, and the building disappeared leaving the two newlyweds standing in the sand.

Marik snickered. "Where did you send them all? I think Yami and Ahmose were fucking in the bushes... I hope you sent them to Ahmose's living room so they can be pounced mid-fuck by the dogs..." He laughed.

"You're awful." Ryou grumbled. " I sent them on their own honey moon." he replied with a yawn.

Marik perked. "Oh? Where?" He asked.

"Greece." Ryou said proudly.

Marik blinked. "Greece? Why Greece?"

"Lord Inarus wanted to revisit his homeland for a long while." Ryou replied beginning to dig into Mairk's pockets looking for his bottle.

Marik blinked again. "His homeland? THIS is his homeland..." He said. "He was born in Egypt!!!"

Ryou nodded. “His FIRST life, yes. But his parents were from Greece. And in another lifetie he was born and raised in Greece until Roman soldiers invaded and captured him. He was enslaved and sent to the Colliseum to be a Gladiator. Master Pharaoh was a Roman Lord and he bought Lord Inarus.”

”Oh.” Marik said, blinking. “Okay. So… how about OUR honeymoon, hmm?”

Ryou smiled and nuzzled up to Marik. "I'll think about it in the morning."

Marik raised an eyebrow. "Why in the morning? Why not just poof us there now?"

"Night Marik!" Ryou said plucking his bottle from Marik's pocket and poofing into it.

"What?! HEY!!!" Marik howled, suddenly finding himself all alone in the middle of the desert.

The bottle glowed and Marik was returned home as well.

Marik blinked again, then whined. "Ryouuuuu!!! I wanna fuck!!!" Tuc and Nod blinked at him from the doorway.

Both bunnies seemed thoroughly amused at Marik's denied sex. They pranced around kicking their feet up before darting away chittering in amusement.

Marik snorted and glared. "Stupid rats." He snorted.

Said stupid rate, Marik discovered as he went to his room, were getting some as well.

"OH, GODS FUCKING DAMMIT!!!! EVERYONE'S FUCKING TONIGHT BUT ME!!!" Marik howled at the top of his lungs. A couple walking their dog outside turned and looked at the house, eyes wide, then hurried on their way.

Tuc turned from his humping to give Marik a satisfied look. Oh yeah...this was twice as satisfying knowing lunkhead Marik wasn't getting any.

Marik growled. "RYOU!!!" He howled, pulling the stopper out of the bottle, turning it upside down and shaking it.

Little paper confetti hearts spilled out, but no genie to be seen,

Marik scowled. "RYOU!!!"

More paper hearts, still no genie.

"RYOU!!! GET OUT HERE!!!" Marik roared, shaking the bottle again.

Suddenly the bottle glowed and started spilling out little paper N's and O's.

"AHHG!!!" Marik howled, tossing the bottle onto the bed and storming back down the stairs, flopping onto the sofa and turning on the TV. Some wedding night THIS was... HE was the one who got married, and HE was the one NOT getting any sex!!!

But nearly EVERY channel he flipped to (be it commercial or actual show) involved sex! Sex or cuddling or kissing or sex TOYS!

Marik narrowed his eyes, growling. He turned off the TV and hurled the remote control across the room, flicking off the light and flopping down onto the sofa, pulling the blanket draped across the back over himself.

And that's how the night passed.

When Marik awoke he was NOT where he'd fallen asleep. He was in a hammock, resting in the shade of some tropical trees. The soft roll of the ocean was heard nearby, as well as the trickle of a small waterfall.

"Master! You're awake!" Ryou said eagerly. "I'm sorry I left you all alone last night." he said looking down. "But I wanted to surprise you with the best honeymoon ever! I couldn't surprise you if you were awake.."

Marik blinked up at Ryou, tiredly. "... Yes you could have..." He mumbled, looking cranky and very put out.

"Oh noo." Ryou said shaking his head. " Nooo I had to wait til you were asleep." Ryou tugged his arm. "plus I didn't have enough magic all on my own." He blushed and looked down once more, sheepishly. "I had to rest when I was done. Oh but look! Look what I made for us!" he looked up proudly and spread his arms wide, motioning to their surroundings.

Marik blinked and looked around. "You... MADE this?" He asked.

Ryou nodded. "Uh huh!" He chirped. "Our very own perfect honeymoon island!" he said quite proud of himself. A chimp jumped out of the tree the hammock was suspended from and into Marik's lap. He was wearing a little tuxedo and beginning to clap.

"I even got you a monkey!"

Marik stared at the chimp, mouth hanging open. "What. The. FUCK?!" He yelped.

Ryou picked up the monkey and grinned. "He's our stupid monkey." he said proudly. "He's gonna do stupid things just for you. Like on the television."

Marik just stared at Ryou. "... You're nuts."

Ryou pouted. "Dont you like him?" he looked very disheartened. "You always laughed at the monkies on the tv..."

"Yeah, but... it's kind of wierd..." Marik said, raising an eyebrow.

Ryou looked disappointed. "I did bad?"

"No, no, you didn't do bad... it's just... well..." He gave a goofy grin. "Do monkies and honeymoons mix?"

"I wanted to make sure I got EVERYTHING that makes you happy master." Ryou pouted. "I got all the things that made you laugh. Like heart-shaped beds and lots of liquor and monkeys and big-breasted scantily clad women who give massages."

Marik raised an eyebrow. "Ryou... all I want on our honeymoon is you..." He said with a smile.

"Oh you get ME too." Ryou said smiling. "You get ME all week..." he shook his head. "Along with everything else!"

Marik snorted, crossing his arms. "I had better. Afte the last several months, all I want is you, and you alone!!!"

"So you dont want the massages?" Ryou looked disappointed.

"Sure. Do I get you afterwards?" He asked, grinning.

"Uh huh." Ryou said grinning. "And it's OUR island...so we can do whatever we want." Ryou cooed winking.

Marik grinned. "Anything?" He asked, a sly tone in his voice.

Ryou nodded and stepped back with a giggle snapping his fingers. Suddenly SIX months of horniness hit Marik like a ton of bricks. So THAT'S where he'd been sending that desire...

Unfortunately, Ryou's little.... "gift" backfired. Marik let out a scream and was suddenly flat on his back with the worst boner he had ever had. And he didn't move. He had passed out.

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A week and three days later saw the entire gang sitting around a table at the Olive Garden. Ryou and Marik and Yami and Ahmose were back from their honeymoons. Malik and Bakura had returned from the impromtu vacation that Ryou had sent them on in Monaco, and Otogi and Mikado were officially together.

Marik smiled at Ryou, who was eagerly devouring his salad.

Ryou smiled brightly and offered Marik a bite of his salad. "Want some master?"

Marik grinned. "I have my own, Ryou." He said, pointing to his plate. He watched as Ryou looked down to the bag sitting by his chair and poked the fork in. When he removed it, the salad was gone, and soft munching could be heard as Tuc and Nod enjoyed the snack. Ahmose snickered.

Ryou blushed and put his finger to his lips. "Shhh!"

The people at the table chuckled. "Are you going to take them everywhere?" Mikado asked, snickering.

Ryou nodded. "They're family! We cant just leave them behind! They even went on our honeymoon."

Marik snorted and scowled. "Unfortunately... Tuc bit my butt!!!" He whined, and everyone laughed.

There was a loud chitter from the bag. Tuc announcing his pride at that comment.

Marik looked down. "Hush you little rat!!! You're gonna get us kicked out!!!" He hissed.

Ryou pouted and put another forkful of salad into the bag, silencing the bunnies.

Ahmose chuckled. "So... how was your honeymoon?" He asked.

"Ryou had me sleeping alone on our wedding night..." Marik snorted, and everyone stared. Malik laughed.

"Gods Marik... what did you do?!"

"NOTHING!!! He was TIRED!!!" Marik howled.
Ryou pouted. "I created our own private island!" he whined in defense. "Full of all the things Marik loves!"

"Gods..." Marik groaned. "I wake up and he drops a CHIMP in a TUX in my lap!!!"

"What?!" Ahmose asked, Mikado choking on his drink.

Ryou pouted and sighed. "Marik wasn't thrilled with all my hard work..." he mumbled sadly.

"It was wierd..." Marik mumbled. "But the island was gorgeous." He added with a grin. The first couple of hours were bizaar, but the rest of the week was PARADISE!"

Ryou still looked a bit off-put. "I still feel bad for not getting it right..."

Marik chuckled. "I love you..." He cooed, kissing Ryou on the cheek.

Ryou smiled a little and kissed Marik's cheek back. "I love you too.'

"The worst part was probably when he sent six months of banished arousal into me all at once!!!" Marik exclaimed, and everyone stared.

"Holy shit..." Ahmose laughed, grinning in amusement.

Ryou pouted. "Masterrr..." he whined loudly. "Stooop!"

Marik snorted. "It took about two hours for me to be able to stand again..." He said, draping an arm around Ryou. Ahmose shook his head, grinning. The waitress came over and began to pass out everyone's entree.

Ryou pouted and ate his entree silently. Marik was making him feel insufficient telling stories of his failures to please Marik.

"How was YOUR trip?" Marik asked Yami and Ahmose. Ahmose was silent, and flushed.

Yami however, was grinning like an idiot. "heh...heh..."

Mikado raised his eyebrows and looked at Yugi.

Yugi rolled his eyes. "That's Yami-speak for 'we fucked in every concievable way."

Mikado looked at his brother and snickered.

"Hush." Ahmose snorted, shooting his brother a glare. Everyone stared at him. Ahmose looked around, then sighed. "He fucked me in the Parthenon..."

"Heh heh, and the theatre Dionysos..." Yami added proudly.

Ahmose snorted, scowling and pouting. Marik grinned and turned to Ryou.

"You were right about them enjoying Greece..." He said.

Ryou smiled slightly, perking at having done SOMETHING right.

"Ahmose loved it, dont let him fool you." Yami said grinning

Ahmose snorted. "I was morotified." He said, and Marik chuckled.

"God, Yami... I LOVE what you do to him..." He said, and Ahmose glared.

"So does he, and so do I." Yami grinned leaning over and kissing Ahmose's cheek. "He's a sex-aholic."

"I am not." Ahmose grumbled. "YOU are a fuckin' nymphomaniac."

"THAT goes without saying..." Mikado said, grinning. "We all know Yami is a nympho."

Otogi grinned and winked. "I might take after him if the stories I hear about Ahmose are true...they say brothers share aspects in bed..." He gave Mikado a sly look. "And if Mikado's ANYTHING like Ahmose...it'd be worth it."

Mikado's eyes widened and he flushed, but then turned and grinned. "Ooooh... I don't know what you mean by that, but I think I'll like it..."

Otogi grinned. "You, me and a good movie theater." he said as if it were planning for a date.

Mikado blinked, then grinned again. "Oooooh... Let's fuck during a slasher movie!!!" Ahmose stared at his brother, horrified.

"I feel like I've blessed the world." Yami said proudly. "Passing a god-given talent to another being brings me such joy..."

Ahmose gave Yami a look. "Oh, shut up."

"I love you Ahmose." Yami purred pulling Ahmose into a kiss.

"Hmn?!" Ahmose exclaimed; after all, he had some chicken in his mouth at the moment.

Yami snickered pulling away and patting Ahmose's cheek. "That'll do pig."

Ahmose blinked, then glared. "I hate you."

"Not according to the ring on your finger you dont." Yami countered smirking.

Ahmose snorted. "Shut up and eat."

"So... when did you two end up fucking?" Malik asked Marik and Ryou.

"When Master woke up, until neither of us could move." Ryou said blushing and looking down.

Marik grinned, and Malik gave a low whistle. "Niiiiice..."

Ryou blushed and shook his head. "You're terrible." he mumbled stuffing some fried ravioli into the bag for his bunnies.

Marik smiled. "And you're perfect." He said.

Ryou blushed more and gave Marik a dreamy look. "I love you master."

Marik smiled. "Love you too, baby." Ahmose smiled and looked at Yami.

"Love you Ahmose." Yami said grinning. "Wanna go home? I think the couch needs broken in some more."

Ahmose's eyes widened. "Yami!!!" He yelped. Mikado snickered and asked the waitress to bring them some boxes to put their left over food in, then looked at his brother.

"Don't worry Ahmose. Otogi and I will do that." He said, and Ahmose stared at him, horrified.

Yami's grin broadened. "I claim the table for US then!" he announced loudly. "Hell, screw home lets just start right here."

"Yami, don't you DARE!!!" Ahmose hissed.

"Let's get out of here before Yami does something stupid..." Marik laughed.

Yami stood grabbing his food in one hand and Ahmose's shirt in the other. "Move it, I want you NOW." he hissed in Ahmose's ear.

Ahmose's eyes widened and he squeaked.

"They are SO doing it in the car..." Mikado snickered.

Ryou shook his head. "I'm sure they are." he laughed as Yami was dragging Ahmose out.

Marik grinned, laying down his credit card to pay for everyone, then looked at Ryou. "Can we go home and fuck, honey?"

"NO!" Ryou howled wide-eyed. "I'm still sore from our honeymoon!"

Marik laughed, as did everyone else. "Okay, Ryou... okay..." He said, and sighed the receipt once his credit card was returned. Everyone got up and left the restaurant.

Ryou put down the carry case and took Tuc and Nod out of it. They were in harnesses with leashes on them. Marik smiled and took Nod's leash, and Ryou took Tuc's. They began to walk home. Ahmose pulled out of the parking lot, smacking Yami's hands away from his pants as he did so, and Mikado and Otogi began walking in the opposite direction, hand in hand. Malik climbed onto his motorcycle, and Bakura climbed onto his beside Malik. Yugi climbed on behind Malik for a ride home since Ahmose was too busy with his brother. And the group split up and went their seperate ways, not a worry or care in the world.

Marik and Ryou walked down the street, Marik with his arm around Ryou's shoulders, and Ryou with his arm around Marik's waist, the bunnies hopping before them as they headed for home.

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E*N*D

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YAY!!! It's over!!! There MIGHT be a sequel... MAYBE. It will take place in the future... 1500 years in the future, and it will be Yami and Ahmose living out their last life and awaiting their final deaths to see if they have redeemed themselves to that they may enter the Kingdom of Osiris...