The Dress Chronicles

To Be Wed

Joey raised an eyebrow at the box being held out to him, then glanced up at his friend. “…Mai, what’s this?”

The elder blonde laughed and shoved the box at him. “You were complaining how your sex life was getting boring! I figured Kaiba was too busy to do anything about it, so you might as well, right?”

“But—” he began, but she was already giggling and walking away.

Mai waved at him before she left the mansion. “Have fun, Joey!”

“…Hmm…” Joey looked down at the box in his arms, then scowled. “If Mai thinks this will help my sex life, I don’t wanna know what it is.” He took the box up to his room and left it on the bed. He turned quickly as the phone rang, then dove over the bed and grabbed it, smiling as he put it to his ear. “Kaiba residence, Joey Wheeler speaking!”

“Joey?”

The blond frowned and glanced at the clock. Seto was supposed to be on his way home, not calling him. “…Seto? Everything okay?”

“Yeah, everything’s fine. Well, actually…”

He groaned internally; that was the voice Seto used when he had bad news. “Seto?”

“I have to work late tonight. I’m sorry, babe.”

“No, no. It’s okay. I understand.” Joey smiled sadly. “Will I see you before I’m asleep?”

“I don’t know. I’m not sure how late I’ll have to work yet.”

“You know you have employees to do work for you?” the blond asked, before he could stop himself.

“Joey, you know how I feel about leaving work to those incompetents!”

“If they’re so incompetent then why do you hire them?” Joey snarled, then slammed the phone down on its receiver. He huffed and crossed his arms. “Jerk. Always caring more about the company than spending time with me.” He glanced at the box Mai had given him and frowned, then shook his head quickly and stood, walking toward the door. “I’m going crazy. I don’t want to know what’s in that box.”

He went downstairs to make dinner for one. Then he ate alone. Then he cleaned up alone. And then he went and watched three hours of an Inuyasha marathon alone.

“…Hell, I want know what it is,” he sighed, standing up and walking to the bedroom again. He stared at the box tentatively, frowning, then hesitantly snapped the tape keeping the box closed. Lifting the box top off, he stared at the items in the box in shock, blinking. “…Oh. My God.”

There was a white… foofy something. Lifting it out of the box, he found it to be a foofy white wedding gown. He blushed and shoved it back into the box, quickly mashing the top back on, then shoved it under the bed and ran back downstairs to try and absolutely melt his mind with more Inuyasha.

As the minutes ticked by and he became less and less aware of the anime, however, he found his mind being drawn back to the gown. …Seto couldn’t make fun of him about obviously being the girl in the relationship if he didn’t know about it, right? “Pft, screw what Seto thinks anymore,” Joey muttered darkly, flipping the TV off and standing up. “I wanna see that dress.”

Holding up the satiny white dress, he looked it over thoughtfully, then glanced at the clock. It was half-past nine. It would be at least an hour and a half before Seto would be back. That was plenty of time to put on the dress, enjoy it for a few minutes, and put it back and hide it for him to never find.

“Heh, if I did wear this for Seto, he’d go absolutely nuts.”

-x-x-x-

Seto sighed and rubbed the back of his head as he walked into his mansion. When Joey had hung up on him, he knew he had to come home and fix this. Checking the living room, he found no beautiful blond. He wasn’t in the kitchen either. That left the bedroom. He groaned; if he woke Joey up, there would be hell to pay.

Well, he liked to watch his puppy sleep, anyway.

He crept up to the door and frowned when he saw that the light was on in the crack beneath the door. He opened the door slightly and peeked inside, wondering what on earth his puppy was doing. When he found out, he immediately found his pants to be uncomfortably tight.

The blond was currently wearing a… did he want to say fluffy? Well, fluffy minus the fluff—it was some sort of ‘fluff’ or ‘foof’ or whatever. But he had on a ‘whatever’ white wedding dress. The skirt was short, coming down only to his mid-thigh, and the skirt was almost sinfully high; if he turned around and bent over, he’d be giving anyone behind him a pretty nice view of the curve of his ass. The top of the dress clung to his lithe body like a second skin, ending at a halter top that tied around his neck. He also had on a pair of brown puppy ears, and he could see a brown tail trailing down from the back of the skirt.

Wedding dress and puppy appendages: now officially the kinkiest thing he’d ever seen his puppy in.

Stepping into the room, Seto growled loudly and slammed the door shut, causing the smaller teen to yelp and spin around. The brunet walked toward him slowly, smirking as this caused the dress-clad boy to blush like a virgin bride—ho ho, a pun!—and back away.

Joey brought his hands to his chest and blushed even more. “S-Seto! I-I thought you were at work!” He squeaked as he backed into the night table and looked back at it frantically, then returned his gaze to the brunet, biting his bottom lip. “…I… Seto, I…

The older teen’s leer did nothing to comfort him. Not that the brunet wanted to. “Hmm. I come home to check on my puppy and make sure he isn’t too mad at me, and what do I find? My puppy wearing a cute little dress, as if he’s waiting for me to come claim him; as my blushing. Virgin. Bride.”

“…Oh. Oh! Seto, wait! I didn’t—” The blond groaned as the older teen pressed up against him, leaning back slightly and resting his hands on the table, which accidentally caused him to knock off the alarm clock and the lamp to fall to its side. “…Seto, I…”

Seto smirked as the blond’s cheeks turned a darker shade of red and rested his hands on the smaller teen’s waist. “Oh, but puppy, you’re much too pretty to just pretend I never saw you like this.”

“…Oh…” Joey’s eyes fluttered shut as the brunet’s hands began sliding up and down his sides. “Seto… Not…” He arched his back and squeaked softly. “Uhn… Not there…” He rested his hand over Seto’s and pushed it further down to his thigh, then slid it back up under his skirt. “Here…”

“Hmm… Puppy a little needy tonight?” he murmured, then turned and laid him on the bed carefully. He crawled on top of him like a predator advancing on its prey and smiled, quite pleased with the picture he received.

Puppy was indeed quite needy. He was splayed out on the bed, hands up by his head, fingers curling into fists and then loosening again and again. His face had the prettiest flush across it and his lips weren’t kiss swollen, per se, but they were still pleasantly plump, and such a sweet shade of pink… His legs were already spread for him, and his lips were slightly parted, his breath coming out in soft pants.

He couldn’t help but stare in awe. “…So beautiful…”

Joey opened his eyes slightly, moaning as the brunet slid his hand up his inner-thigh. “I’m… beautiful…?”

The brunet leaned down and pressed a small, chaste kiss on his lips. “You’re so beautiful…” He gave him another kiss, slightly longer and wetter than the first. “So fucking beautiful…” He moaned softly when the blond lifted his hands onto his shoulders and gave them a small, hesitant squeeze. “…So fucking fuckable…”

“Uhn… Seto… Wait… What… what about… your work…?”

“Work shmirk. I’ve got a wanton little puppy on my bed, legs already spread for me and panting in need…” He trailed his fingers along the blond’s stomach, smiling as he began to squirm. “I don’t even have to undress you; all I have to do is push your skirt up and ram into you.”

Joey blushed and brought a hand to his mouth to bite on his index finger. “Sh-shit… Seto…”

Seto raised an eyebrow and smirked in surprise as he pushed the skirt up. “Hmm. Puppy, you never cease to surprise me.” He slid his finger under the band of the blond’s thong and pulled it back, letting it snap against his pale skin. He moaned softly and leaned down to lick the red welt forming just above his hip. “A white, lacey thong…”

“Oh… Seto… Please…” The blond tossed his head, chest heaving a little harder. “Just take me… Please… Pull my panties down and take me…”

The brunet lapped at his milky skin and slowly—almost painfully slowly—began sliding down the thong he was wearing. He bit and sucked at the blond’s hip bone, leaving a trail of bruises as he went, before sitting up and tossing the now obsolete piece of clothing to the side. “No, I think I’ll take my time preparing you. I like how it makes you squirm.”

Joey groaned and arched his back, spreading his legs a little further. “Please! Please, Seto! It’s been so long!” He let out a soft sob. “Please!” He gasped as a slick finger slipped inside of him and curled his toes, digging them into the sheets. “Ah…! Seto! More…!”

“Oh, puppy, so cute… Squirming like that…” Seto smirked and slid in a second finger, his expression fading to an affectionate smile as he watched the blond wiggle and squirm impatiently.

“Ah… Ah…! Seto, please! Please!” Joey begged, looking up at him with teary golden eyes. “Ah… Please…”

“…How can I resist those eyes?” the brunet sighed, pulling his fingers out of him, before hooking his arms under the smaller teen’s legs. “As long as you keep making your sweet noises.”

The blond opened his mouth to reply only to cut himself off as the older teen rammed his cock into him. “Oh! Seto!” He bucked his hips up quickly, panting. “Faster! Please!”

“Damn, puppy, I haven’t even started yet!” he laughed, setting a steady pace of ramming into him.

“But… but it’s been so long since you’ve taken time for me-!” the blond gasped, arching his back as the larger teen hit his prostate. “Oh! Seto! Ooh…!”

Seto pressed a kiss to his neck softly. “All the more reason for us to go slow.”

“Nn… But I don’t wanna go slow!” he whined, gasping again as his prostrate was continually assaulted. “Ahn… Seto… Oh…” He sobbed softly and looked up at the brunet. “Love… Ah-!”

The brunet moaned softly, smiling as he watched the tears of pleasure flowing down his lover’s cheeks. “Joey… Am I hurting you?”

Joey whimpered softly. “No… Never, Set’… Ah… Oh, oh-! Seto!” He clenched down on his lover’s cock unconsciously as he felt his climax draw closer. “Aaah!”

“Uhn!” The larger teen groaned and bit his bottom lip. “Puppy… You getting close…?”

“Yes!” he exclaimed, then whimpered again and bit down on his index finger lightly. “Mn! Seto! Seto, please-!” he begged, digging his heels into the brunet’s shoulders.

Seto growled softly and grabbed the smaller teen’s cock, stroking it in time with his thrusts. “Come on, puppy. Come for your master.”

“Ah, ah—” The blond threw his head back and screamed as the pressure in his pelvis was released, letting loose a stream of white into his lover’s hand. “Seto! Ah, Setooo…”

The brunet let out a grunt, ramming into him a few more times before reaching his own climax with a masculine roar. He released the smaller teen’s legs and put his hands down quickly to keep from collapsing on him. “P-puppy… You okay…?”

“Hmm…?” Joey giggled softly and leaned up to place a sweet kiss on his lips. “Why wouldn’t I be okay, dragon? My master chose me over his work and gave me the most mind-blowing round of sex I think we’ve ever had.”

The older teen smiled and hummed absently. “…Should probably call and tell them I’m going to be in late tomorrow…”

The blond tilted his head, frowning in innocent confusion. “Why are you going to be late tomorrow, Seto?”

“Because I will be sleeping off a few rounds of mind-blowing sex,” he replied, smirking.

“A few-? Wait, wha-?! Seto! Oh, oh! Stop touching me there-! I’m tired…!”

“Then I guess it’s a good thing all you have to do is lay here.” This statement was accompanied by a devilish grin. “And I’ll be glad to do all of the work.”

The blond whimpered helplessly and bit his bottom lip as Seto placed his legs over his shoulders. “Seto… You’re gonna strain yourself again and won’t be able to work period…” His pout turned into an adorable scowl. “And I won’t be able to take care of you because I won’t be able to walk!”

“That’s what I pay servants for, puppy. Now, can we get this dress dry cleaned?”

“Oh! Seto, you perve—eh! Y-you couldn’t even—oh! Oh, oh, oh…!”