To Kidnap a Mommy
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Yu-Gi-Oh › AU - Alternate Universe
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Adult
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2
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Road Trip
Tags umm..OOC, *Alternate Reality, slight boylove between Kaiba/Ryou at first then more. Don't like boylove/mpreg please don't read and then complain, there's lot's of other fanfics to read.
Not canon. The relationship/friendship between Ryou/ Kaiba is different and Kaiba likes Ryou in my fic. This is my 1st attempt at fanfic for Yu-gi-Oh fandom one of my fave animes. Not betaed.
(Chp. 2.Note: Mokuba is 10yrs. old, a year younger than Japanese version.) This may become a mpreg, the fact that Ryou can have kids will be vaguely hinted at in this chapter in case I go that route; very likely) I've decided to add a child they will meet and adopt, wanted a partner in crime for Mokuba child will pop up very soon. Thinking of a child Honda.'
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Road Trip
A.k.A
Annoying Critters
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"The wheels on the bus go roun.." Ryou and Mokuba sang.
"Enough" Kaiba snapped, it was quiet for a couple of seconds and then:
"99 bowls of ice cream on the wall" Mokuba started.
"99 bowls of ice cream" Ryou joined in locking arms with Mokuba.
"Take one down.." sung Mokuba as they swayed to the right.
"..and gobble it down" Ryou sang as they swayed to the left.
"98 bowls of ice cream on the wall" they both sang together.
"Oh. Not. Again" Kaiba thought mentally pulling his hair out. With a vein jumping over his left eye Kaiba stated for what felt like the hundreth time:
"It's beer not ice cream" he ground out.
Kaiba stifled a sigh as he recalled their earlier antics.
They'd been torturing him with crazy games for most of the ride. First it was I spy with my little eye.. at one point it took forever for Ryou to figure out Mokuba meant a tree. Yes a freaking tree and there were trees flying past them on both sides of the highway at that point. Then some game about counting cars of the same color and then after the games the singing began. As if hearing 'This is the song that doesn't end' repeatedly followed by 'The wheels on the bus' wasn't enough agony. Now they were on their second go through of their messed up rendition of '99 bottles of beer on wall'. He had survived through some of the first go by listening to music until they confiscated his headphones and tried to get him to join the madness.
"Ice cream" Bakura stated.
"Beer" Kaiba insisted.
"Ice cream" Mokuba agreed.
"Beer" Kaiba stated firmly, those two where going to drive him to insanity.
"We know but ice cream is soooo tasty" They said looking happy with themselves.
Kaiba resisted rolling his eyes.
Then finally blessed peace rained as they all talked about various things. Until Mokuba dropped his gaming mag and asked " Mommy can you hand me my book?" And then the peace was shattered.
Now Mokuba and Ryou bickered good naturally throughout the next half hour.
Seto set there with a smirk enjoying the show this was way better than sitting through their earlier renditions of '99 bowls of ice cream'. Mokuba kept saying mommy this and mommy that and nothing Bakura said or did made the boy call him otherwise.
"Your with Seto right?" Mokuba finally asked.
"Well yes.." Ryou murmured dreading where the boy was going with this line of questioning. "Then looking at you two it's obvious your the girl, therefore the mommy, see anybody knows that" said Mokuba bouncing next to Ryou. 'I swear he's being dense on purpose and Kaiba's eating it up.' Bakura thought. Mokuba had a mischievous look in his eyes and that left Bakura wondering what pranks were in store for Seto and himself. "Well if anyone assumes we're family, which they won't, I'll let you call me whatever you want" Bakura figured that would never happen. "Deal" agreed Mokuba and went right back to calling him mommy. "Mommy are you gonna give me a baby brother?" Ryou went scarlet. "Can't wait until the wedding" he put a finger to his chin "You'll look so cute in your wedding dress.."
"Why you little.."said Ryou as he dived for Mokuba "You say I'm your mommy well..I can spank you then right!" said Bakura as he pulled the boy across his lap and playfully spanked him. "Alright, alright truce" said a laughing Mokuba as he scrambled off Bakura's lap. He slid across the black seat and sat by the window rubbing his stomach, still laughing when suddenly a low rumbling was heard.
"I'm hungry' he said.
"Me too" murmured Bakura, his stomach joining the fray.
"There's only a 45 minute drive left, you both can wait until we get home" Kaiba said while looking at the diner in the shopping center they were driving towards, his brows furrowed in distaste.
"Feed us big brother" said Mokuba pointing at the diner before laying on the puppy dog eyes.
"Won't work" Kaiba said confidently, he planned on stalling until they passed the exit leading to the horrid place. All he had to do was avoid looking at unleashed puppy dog eyes. He thought it be a given until Ryou unleashed his as well, the combination of them both was too much he was beginning to melt. He had to put a stop to this fast.
"We are not going, end of discussion" he said before glancing out the window.
As the limo pulled into the parking lot and the driver opened the door for them, Kaiba got out uncharacteristically grumbling to himself and thinking how it really was unfair for two of his weaknesses to be used simultaneously against him. Tears and the dreaded eyes. He really had to develop a defense for those. What was he thinking putting Ryou and Mokuba together. But looking at Ryou's happy face as they stood there he couldn't stay angry, but pretended to be in order to save face and growled "Let's go".
They made their way across the lot and headed into the Mom and Pop diner. The building was silver and black with a sign Mom and Pop Diner in neon red lettering on the front. Kaiba held the door for Ryou and Mokuba and walked in after them followed by his bodyguard. They joined the line behind two other families and looked around. There was a bakery behind them to their left with multiple displays of mouth watering deserts and in front of them through open doors on the other was the dinning area.
"That looks really good" drooled Ryou looking at the decked out strawberry cheesecake. "Mmm..hmm" agreed Mokuba licking his lips. Watching them Kaiba made a note to buy some before they left. After a couple of minutes passed they were seated.
They slid into the red u shaped booth and Kaiba ordered for Bakura and himself. "And for your son?" the waitress asked Bakura. "Uh.." said Bakura. He should have know his earlier comment would come back to haunt him. Mokuba snickered and looked at Bakura eyebrow raised as if to say I told you so. Bakura looked at Kaiba for help but he was looking at him expectingly like it was a common occurrence; Bakura ordering for Mokuba. He swore Kaiba winked at him. Right, no help there. Apparently they did look like a family.
He looked at the two seated next to him Kaiba looking what's the word dominant and was oozing masculinity. Seated between them Mokuba had the I'm oh so adorable and 'innocent' thing going full blast. And he wondered if anyone with eyes could tell he was smitten with Kaiba if so, he supposed to an on looker they could look like a couple out with their kid. He looked back at the brown haired waitress who was waiting patiently with pen poised over the order pad. "Mommy can I have a chocolate milkshake" asked Mokuba with a cute pout added for affect. The waitress smiled at him. Not wanting to draw out his embarrassment any longer and wishing the floor would open and swallow him up for he knew the deal was lost. In the end he quickly ordered for his 'son'.
The food arrived and they chowed down. Bakura and Kaiba on steak, pasta and some weird looking vegetables Mokuba noted. Mokuba bit into his burger then took a sip of his milkshake and looked disdainfully at the salad Bakura ordered for him. He caught his brother watching him so he poked his fork into some lettuce figuring he had better eat the rabbit food. Some how they ended up talking about the beach and the conversation took off from there.
On their way out Kaiba stopped at the bakery. He picked up two strawberry cheesecakes and a carrot cake that caught his eye. They made their way across the parking lot piled back into the limo and headed out.
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That's all I got for now. To be continued. Next chap.3(No title yet). Yugi will show up eventually they will get to the beach Mokuba will meet his partner in crime to help him get Seto and Ryou together.
Not canon. The relationship/friendship between Ryou/ Kaiba is different and Kaiba likes Ryou in my fic. This is my 1st attempt at fanfic for Yu-gi-Oh fandom one of my fave animes. Not betaed.
(Chp. 2.Note: Mokuba is 10yrs. old, a year younger than Japanese version.) This may become a mpreg, the fact that Ryou can have kids will be vaguely hinted at in this chapter in case I go that route; very likely) I've decided to add a child they will meet and adopt, wanted a partner in crime for Mokuba child will pop up very soon. Thinking of a child Honda.'
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"The wheels on the bus go roun.." Ryou and Mokuba sang.
"Enough" Kaiba snapped, it was quiet for a couple of seconds and then:
"99 bowls of ice cream on the wall" Mokuba started.
"99 bowls of ice cream" Ryou joined in locking arms with Mokuba.
"Take one down.." sung Mokuba as they swayed to the right.
"..and gobble it down" Ryou sang as they swayed to the left.
"98 bowls of ice cream on the wall" they both sang together.
"Oh. Not. Again" Kaiba thought mentally pulling his hair out. With a vein jumping over his left eye Kaiba stated for what felt like the hundreth time:
"It's beer not ice cream" he ground out.
Kaiba stifled a sigh as he recalled their earlier antics.
They'd been torturing him with crazy games for most of the ride. First it was I spy with my little eye.. at one point it took forever for Ryou to figure out Mokuba meant a tree. Yes a freaking tree and there were trees flying past them on both sides of the highway at that point. Then some game about counting cars of the same color and then after the games the singing began. As if hearing 'This is the song that doesn't end' repeatedly followed by 'The wheels on the bus' wasn't enough agony. Now they were on their second go through of their messed up rendition of '99 bottles of beer on wall'. He had survived through some of the first go by listening to music until they confiscated his headphones and tried to get him to join the madness.
"Ice cream" Bakura stated.
"Beer" Kaiba insisted.
"Ice cream" Mokuba agreed.
"Beer" Kaiba stated firmly, those two where going to drive him to insanity.
"We know but ice cream is soooo tasty" They said looking happy with themselves.
Kaiba resisted rolling his eyes.
Then finally blessed peace rained as they all talked about various things. Until Mokuba dropped his gaming mag and asked " Mommy can you hand me my book?" And then the peace was shattered.
Now Mokuba and Ryou bickered good naturally throughout the next half hour.
Seto set there with a smirk enjoying the show this was way better than sitting through their earlier renditions of '99 bowls of ice cream'. Mokuba kept saying mommy this and mommy that and nothing Bakura said or did made the boy call him otherwise.
"Your with Seto right?" Mokuba finally asked.
"Well yes.." Ryou murmured dreading where the boy was going with this line of questioning. "Then looking at you two it's obvious your the girl, therefore the mommy, see anybody knows that" said Mokuba bouncing next to Ryou. 'I swear he's being dense on purpose and Kaiba's eating it up.' Bakura thought. Mokuba had a mischievous look in his eyes and that left Bakura wondering what pranks were in store for Seto and himself. "Well if anyone assumes we're family, which they won't, I'll let you call me whatever you want" Bakura figured that would never happen. "Deal" agreed Mokuba and went right back to calling him mommy. "Mommy are you gonna give me a baby brother?" Ryou went scarlet. "Can't wait until the wedding" he put a finger to his chin "You'll look so cute in your wedding dress.."
"Why you little.."said Ryou as he dived for Mokuba "You say I'm your mommy well..I can spank you then right!" said Bakura as he pulled the boy across his lap and playfully spanked him. "Alright, alright truce" said a laughing Mokuba as he scrambled off Bakura's lap. He slid across the black seat and sat by the window rubbing his stomach, still laughing when suddenly a low rumbling was heard.
"I'm hungry' he said.
"Me too" murmured Bakura, his stomach joining the fray.
"There's only a 45 minute drive left, you both can wait until we get home" Kaiba said while looking at the diner in the shopping center they were driving towards, his brows furrowed in distaste.
"Feed us big brother" said Mokuba pointing at the diner before laying on the puppy dog eyes.
"Won't work" Kaiba said confidently, he planned on stalling until they passed the exit leading to the horrid place. All he had to do was avoid looking at unleashed puppy dog eyes. He thought it be a given until Ryou unleashed his as well, the combination of them both was too much he was beginning to melt. He had to put a stop to this fast.
"We are not going, end of discussion" he said before glancing out the window.
As the limo pulled into the parking lot and the driver opened the door for them, Kaiba got out uncharacteristically grumbling to himself and thinking how it really was unfair for two of his weaknesses to be used simultaneously against him. Tears and the dreaded eyes. He really had to develop a defense for those. What was he thinking putting Ryou and Mokuba together. But looking at Ryou's happy face as they stood there he couldn't stay angry, but pretended to be in order to save face and growled "Let's go".
They made their way across the lot and headed into the Mom and Pop diner. The building was silver and black with a sign Mom and Pop Diner in neon red lettering on the front. Kaiba held the door for Ryou and Mokuba and walked in after them followed by his bodyguard. They joined the line behind two other families and looked around. There was a bakery behind them to their left with multiple displays of mouth watering deserts and in front of them through open doors on the other was the dinning area.
"That looks really good" drooled Ryou looking at the decked out strawberry cheesecake. "Mmm..hmm" agreed Mokuba licking his lips. Watching them Kaiba made a note to buy some before they left. After a couple of minutes passed they were seated.
They slid into the red u shaped booth and Kaiba ordered for Bakura and himself. "And for your son?" the waitress asked Bakura. "Uh.." said Bakura. He should have know his earlier comment would come back to haunt him. Mokuba snickered and looked at Bakura eyebrow raised as if to say I told you so. Bakura looked at Kaiba for help but he was looking at him expectingly like it was a common occurrence; Bakura ordering for Mokuba. He swore Kaiba winked at him. Right, no help there. Apparently they did look like a family.
He looked at the two seated next to him Kaiba looking what's the word dominant and was oozing masculinity. Seated between them Mokuba had the I'm oh so adorable and 'innocent' thing going full blast. And he wondered if anyone with eyes could tell he was smitten with Kaiba if so, he supposed to an on looker they could look like a couple out with their kid. He looked back at the brown haired waitress who was waiting patiently with pen poised over the order pad. "Mommy can I have a chocolate milkshake" asked Mokuba with a cute pout added for affect. The waitress smiled at him. Not wanting to draw out his embarrassment any longer and wishing the floor would open and swallow him up for he knew the deal was lost. In the end he quickly ordered for his 'son'.
The food arrived and they chowed down. Bakura and Kaiba on steak, pasta and some weird looking vegetables Mokuba noted. Mokuba bit into his burger then took a sip of his milkshake and looked disdainfully at the salad Bakura ordered for him. He caught his brother watching him so he poked his fork into some lettuce figuring he had better eat the rabbit food. Some how they ended up talking about the beach and the conversation took off from there.
On their way out Kaiba stopped at the bakery. He picked up two strawberry cheesecakes and a carrot cake that caught his eye. They made their way across the parking lot piled back into the limo and headed out.
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That's all I got for now. To be continued. Next chap.3(No title yet). Yugi will show up eventually they will get to the beach Mokuba will meet his partner in crime to help him get Seto and Ryou together.