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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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Ch 2
To Jou-pup and DarthAnimus: Thanks for the Japanese name thing. And about Ryou Bakura (DarthAnimus), I noticed that. My main problem was that I watched the anime and read a bunch of fan fiction before getting to the manga, so when they called Ryou 'Bakura' I was like "OMG, what the hell is the Tomb Raider doing showing up so soon?!" so I looked at the picture and it showed innocent little Ryou. *smacks hand on forehead* Duh! That's Ryou's last name. Of course they're going to confuse me like that! Grr.
Yaminisu: I thought I went a little over-board on the Burger World thing, but if you liked it I guess it wasn't that bad.
HiMokusei: The Seto/Jou relationship was supposed to take a little while to develop, but I'm impatient and things never turn out like I plan. So they'll probably get together by next chapter. Maggiemay has a bunch of good Seto/Jou fics, if that helps.
WARNINGS: Yaoi, species changing, language, bad attempt at humor, mild violence, possible use of English names, and Anzu bashing (She annoys me as much as Sakura and Ino do)
"Talking"
{Thinking}
~voice in Yami's head~
/hikari to yami/
//yami to hikari//
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Ch. 2
The gang met up at Caroline's Cute Café for Cuddling Couples and Seeking Singles.
No wonder Kaiba never bothered to remember the name. And 'Caroline'? Pft. That's not even a Japanese name.
"Mokuba, why do you continue to drag me here? I'm not in a relationship, nor do I want one."
Mokuba sat at a table. "Yes you do, you just don't know it. Besides, I know someone who comes here all the time. I think you could learn to like him."
"You want me to hook up with someone so desperate that they come to a café to find a boyfriend? And I'm not gay."
"He only comes here with his friends. And when was the last time you lusted after a girl?"
Seto blinked.
"And a guy?"
Seto blinked again. Honestly, it's not like he sees anybody outside of work, and they're all too old for him.
"Nii-san, you're a 17 year old hormonal boy. It's normal for you to have those kind of dreams. It's not normal for you to act like those problems don't exist!"
Well, when you put it that way…. Wait, how did Mokuba know about those dreams? The world may never know. ANYwho.
Kaiba nearly failed Sex Ed (he bribed the teacher into keeping it a secret from the students). What would a billionaire need to know about something as useless as that, anyways? He already knew about that STD shit - Roland had made it a point to give Mokuba and Seto 'the talk' last year. (He had also bribed Roland and Mokuba into keeping the small - *very* small - blush a secret from the entire world, not that they needed it to know speaking of that is taboo) (Besides, Mokuba's was bigger)
Seto nearly groaned out loud when the geek squad sat in the booth across from his and Mokuba's table.
####
The gang met up outside of 5C SS (the shortened version of the café's name, as given by Jou). Jou slid into one side of the booth, gracefully followed by the hikari's - Ryou first, then Malik, ended with Yugi. Those three are pretty in sync for not having a mind link.
Honda slid in on the other side, ungracefully (plopped and scooted) followed by the yamis so that they were sitting across from their lights. Those three are not, never have been, and never will be in sync with each other. They don't get along with each other well enough.
Why they weren't quite sure who brought it up (though they had good reason to believe it was Marik and/or Malik) they ended up on the topic of sex.
"Explain to me, then, Marik. How did someone as insane as you get Malik into bed?" Bakura asked.
Ignoring the insane part ('cause really, Bakura isn't one to talk), Marik answered in a calm and collected voice (with a smirk that something entirely different) "I fell in love with him, and proved it."
"How? Trying to take over the world again so that you could give it to him? Ow! What'd ya kick me for, Ryou?"
Ryou gave him a ~look~, which shut Bakura up.
"No. While controlling his mind was fun and all - Ow! Malik-kitty, you didn't have to hit me - I was forced to see how amazing Malik really is. I learned to care for him, and he learned to care for me."
Everybody stared at him with the same thought going through their heads {When the hell did he get so mushy?}
As if reading their minds (which he couldn't, because Malik took control over the Millennium Rod), Marik clapped his hands together loudly. "Okay, enough of this mushy shit, let's eat!"
There were nods of agreement. Bakura looked at Ryou, then back to his plate. {If I prove to Ryou that I care for him, will he have sex with me? I hope I don't have to do anything mushy; thinking WAFF is embarrassing enough. I don't need to show it too.}
Yami thought a moment, then consulted with Yugi. //Aibou?//
/Yes?/
//I really care about you.//
Yugi blushed a little. /Thank you. I really care about you too./
//Does that mean we can have sex?//
Yugi choked as his blush increased. "Well, I, uh…" was all the short hikari managed to sputter out.
Malik patted him on the back. "Yugi, what's wrong?"
The little one was too busy choking and stuttering to give a correct answer. Malik looked to Yami for answers. "Did you say something?"
"I just asked if we could have sex."
There was a pause that gave the hikari's time to grow a blush - Yugi's increasing yet again. Then everyone else burst out laughing at Yami's naivety.
####
Seto paused mid-bite. After he fully registered what Yami had said, he mentally sighed.
"Mokuba, go to the bathroom."
"What? Why?"
"I need to speak with Yami on the proper way to be a SSS."
"What's an SSS?"
"I'll tell you when you're older."
"But Seto - "
"Go."
Mokuba huffed, but left anyways. To bad there wasn't an empty table nearby; Mokuba wanted to know what an SSS is.
Seto turned in his seat a little. "Yami."
Said pharaoh looked at him. "Kaiba."
"Come over here for a minute."
"Why?"
"We need to talk about something."
Yugi looked between the two. /Go ahead, Yami. Kaiba won't make a scene in such a public place./
"So, what did you want?" Yami asked.
"You need lessons on how to be a SSS."
"A what?"
"SSS. Super Sexy Seme."
Yami blinked in confusion. Why would Kaiba- Wait, back up a minute. Did Kaiba just call Yami sexy? "Did you just call me sexy?"
"You, the two insane idiots over there, and I are SSSs. There is no denying the fact. Everyone else over there - except for Honda - are CAAUs."
"What's a CAAU? And why isn't Honda one?"
"CAAU: Cute And Adorable Uke. Honda isn't one because he isn't Cute And Adorable, and he's not an SSS because he's not Super Sexy. Plus the fact that there's no guarantee he'd be seme in a relationship."
"Okay. And why are we having this talk?"
"Because you are a SSS, and what you asked Yugi earlier made you look bad, which reflects upon the other SSSs. So, by default, you made me look bad. And Kaiba's never look bad."
"So you're doing this to make yourself look good."
"Yes."
Yami snorted. "Figures you'd never help somebody without getting something in return."
Bakura suddenly grabbed Yami's collar. "Come on pharaoh, time to go."
Yami didn't even get to say 'bye'.
Yugi walked up to Kaiba. "Sorry about that, Bakura was getting restless. If you weren't done talking, we'll be at the park later tonight."
"Hurry up Yugi!" Malik, who was already halfway out the door, called.
"Bye Kaiba. Hope to see you tonight."
Seto watched them leave, then went to find Mokuba. They finished their meal and left.
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I wanted to put more to this chapter, but it's been SO long since the last one that I decided not to. (This means that I know what I want, just not how to get it there)
Yaminisu: I thought I went a little over-board on the Burger World thing, but if you liked it I guess it wasn't that bad.
HiMokusei: The Seto/Jou relationship was supposed to take a little while to develop, but I'm impatient and things never turn out like I plan. So they'll probably get together by next chapter. Maggiemay has a bunch of good Seto/Jou fics, if that helps.
WARNINGS: Yaoi, species changing, language, bad attempt at humor, mild violence, possible use of English names, and Anzu bashing (She annoys me as much as Sakura and Ino do)
"Talking"
{Thinking}
~voice in Yami's head~
/hikari to yami/
//yami to hikari//
///////////////////
Ch. 2
The gang met up at Caroline's Cute Café for Cuddling Couples and Seeking Singles.
No wonder Kaiba never bothered to remember the name. And 'Caroline'? Pft. That's not even a Japanese name.
"Mokuba, why do you continue to drag me here? I'm not in a relationship, nor do I want one."
Mokuba sat at a table. "Yes you do, you just don't know it. Besides, I know someone who comes here all the time. I think you could learn to like him."
"You want me to hook up with someone so desperate that they come to a café to find a boyfriend? And I'm not gay."
"He only comes here with his friends. And when was the last time you lusted after a girl?"
Seto blinked.
"And a guy?"
Seto blinked again. Honestly, it's not like he sees anybody outside of work, and they're all too old for him.
"Nii-san, you're a 17 year old hormonal boy. It's normal for you to have those kind of dreams. It's not normal for you to act like those problems don't exist!"
Well, when you put it that way…. Wait, how did Mokuba know about those dreams? The world may never know. ANYwho.
Kaiba nearly failed Sex Ed (he bribed the teacher into keeping it a secret from the students). What would a billionaire need to know about something as useless as that, anyways? He already knew about that STD shit - Roland had made it a point to give Mokuba and Seto 'the talk' last year. (He had also bribed Roland and Mokuba into keeping the small - *very* small - blush a secret from the entire world, not that they needed it to know speaking of that is taboo) (Besides, Mokuba's was bigger)
Seto nearly groaned out loud when the geek squad sat in the booth across from his and Mokuba's table.
####
The gang met up outside of 5C SS (the shortened version of the café's name, as given by Jou). Jou slid into one side of the booth, gracefully followed by the hikari's - Ryou first, then Malik, ended with Yugi. Those three are pretty in sync for not having a mind link.
Honda slid in on the other side, ungracefully (plopped and scooted) followed by the yamis so that they were sitting across from their lights. Those three are not, never have been, and never will be in sync with each other. They don't get along with each other well enough.
Why they weren't quite sure who brought it up (though they had good reason to believe it was Marik and/or Malik) they ended up on the topic of sex.
"Explain to me, then, Marik. How did someone as insane as you get Malik into bed?" Bakura asked.
Ignoring the insane part ('cause really, Bakura isn't one to talk), Marik answered in a calm and collected voice (with a smirk that something entirely different) "I fell in love with him, and proved it."
"How? Trying to take over the world again so that you could give it to him? Ow! What'd ya kick me for, Ryou?"
Ryou gave him a ~look~, which shut Bakura up.
"No. While controlling his mind was fun and all - Ow! Malik-kitty, you didn't have to hit me - I was forced to see how amazing Malik really is. I learned to care for him, and he learned to care for me."
Everybody stared at him with the same thought going through their heads {When the hell did he get so mushy?}
As if reading their minds (which he couldn't, because Malik took control over the Millennium Rod), Marik clapped his hands together loudly. "Okay, enough of this mushy shit, let's eat!"
There were nods of agreement. Bakura looked at Ryou, then back to his plate. {If I prove to Ryou that I care for him, will he have sex with me? I hope I don't have to do anything mushy; thinking WAFF is embarrassing enough. I don't need to show it too.}
Yami thought a moment, then consulted with Yugi. //Aibou?//
/Yes?/
//I really care about you.//
Yugi blushed a little. /Thank you. I really care about you too./
//Does that mean we can have sex?//
Yugi choked as his blush increased. "Well, I, uh…" was all the short hikari managed to sputter out.
Malik patted him on the back. "Yugi, what's wrong?"
The little one was too busy choking and stuttering to give a correct answer. Malik looked to Yami for answers. "Did you say something?"
"I just asked if we could have sex."
There was a pause that gave the hikari's time to grow a blush - Yugi's increasing yet again. Then everyone else burst out laughing at Yami's naivety.
####
Seto paused mid-bite. After he fully registered what Yami had said, he mentally sighed.
"Mokuba, go to the bathroom."
"What? Why?"
"I need to speak with Yami on the proper way to be a SSS."
"What's an SSS?"
"I'll tell you when you're older."
"But Seto - "
"Go."
Mokuba huffed, but left anyways. To bad there wasn't an empty table nearby; Mokuba wanted to know what an SSS is.
Seto turned in his seat a little. "Yami."
Said pharaoh looked at him. "Kaiba."
"Come over here for a minute."
"Why?"
"We need to talk about something."
Yugi looked between the two. /Go ahead, Yami. Kaiba won't make a scene in such a public place./
"So, what did you want?" Yami asked.
"You need lessons on how to be a SSS."
"A what?"
"SSS. Super Sexy Seme."
Yami blinked in confusion. Why would Kaiba- Wait, back up a minute. Did Kaiba just call Yami sexy? "Did you just call me sexy?"
"You, the two insane idiots over there, and I are SSSs. There is no denying the fact. Everyone else over there - except for Honda - are CAAUs."
"What's a CAAU? And why isn't Honda one?"
"CAAU: Cute And Adorable Uke. Honda isn't one because he isn't Cute And Adorable, and he's not an SSS because he's not Super Sexy. Plus the fact that there's no guarantee he'd be seme in a relationship."
"Okay. And why are we having this talk?"
"Because you are a SSS, and what you asked Yugi earlier made you look bad, which reflects upon the other SSSs. So, by default, you made me look bad. And Kaiba's never look bad."
"So you're doing this to make yourself look good."
"Yes."
Yami snorted. "Figures you'd never help somebody without getting something in return."
Bakura suddenly grabbed Yami's collar. "Come on pharaoh, time to go."
Yami didn't even get to say 'bye'.
Yugi walked up to Kaiba. "Sorry about that, Bakura was getting restless. If you weren't done talking, we'll be at the park later tonight."
"Hurry up Yugi!" Malik, who was already halfway out the door, called.
"Bye Kaiba. Hope to see you tonight."
Seto watched them leave, then went to find Mokuba. They finished their meal and left.
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I wanted to put more to this chapter, but it's been SO long since the last one that I decided not to. (This means that I know what I want, just not how to get it there)