Ryou Has A Plan

Note: This is the real BxRness that is promised in the title of this Fic description c:



“words”

‘thoughts’

/talking to each other through some cosmic crazy power/ c:





Chapter two

(General POV)



“Ryou – food!” Bakura yelled at the kitchen assuming that Ryou would be in there.



Nothing happened for more then 5 minutes. So after some more yelling and complaining Bakura got up,walked to the kitchen and peered in, just to find that it was empty except for some dirty dishes.



Bakura walked around the house in a lazy way, wondering where Ryou was. He looked up stairs, in the bedroom, in the bathroom, laundry room (where perhaps he should have looked first) but he was nowhere to be found. Bakura scratched his head and pouted. He hated when his Ryou wasn’t around, but usually he was…



He flopped back on the couch for a few more minutes before he got bored of the annoying droning of the television.



He contemplated where his Ryou could be other then in the house. The arcade? no… he didn’t like games like that. Mostly he just table top games. Yugi’s house? …. Mm probably.



So Bakura got his legs working and walked towards the door on his expedition to find his babe.



But just as he was reaching for the knob, it twisted and Ryou was there on the door steps surprised to be staring back at Bakura.



(Ryou’s POV)



Bakura grins at me and pulls me through the door, slamming it behind me. Dragging me to the couch he starts complaining- Don’t leave without my permission next time blah blah blah. He gets over my ‘insolence’ pretty quickly though because pulls me on his lap and rests his chin in the nook of my neck…… and sniffs….



“……………. You smell……..” How rude! I huff and glare at him sideways.



“………like sex….” I freeze. Im terrified…. But I wanted this to happen. I wouldn’t have done that stuff to Yugi if I didn’t want Bakura to find out and get jealous….



He kisses my neck and sniffs again. “yum… I want some” ………oh



OH! My heart begins to slow just in time to speed up again from Bakura’s teasing hands.

He grips at my thighs with his large hands and rubs them up and down. I love when he does that. But I don’t think he likes that there’s clothing between his hands and me, so he lifts me up at the hips telling me oh-so-subtly to get up and yanks my pants down, real quick. Ah my Bakura. He’s very eloquent.



He pushes me roughly backwards just missing the corner of the television …. Close call.

Bakura starts pulling at my shirt and boxers complaining again “ I hate that we always seem to have clothes between us” If Bakura had his way this house would be like a nudist beach…. But without the water and old men perving.

Im clothless underneath him now and seeing flashes of Bakura’s naked flesh so I cant remember what I was thinking, saying, anything. No matter how many time I see him without clothes, my mouth always waters, I always get tingles in my knees and my eyes can’t stop staring. It’s like every part of me can’t get enough of every part of him…



Back to the fun stuff. He’s in the buff smirking at me because even after all this time he still makes me drool. He presses his body against me completely and our bodies mesh together like double-sided tape. I … don’t think I can leave the feel of his skin now that it’s on me!



Bakura kisses me, his tongue sliding against my lip and makes my brain lose contact with the coherent thoughts that were once up there. Yugi’s kisses can’t even compare to this.



He grips my thigh and pushes it to the side a little as he keeps kissing me, But then pulls back, with much protest from me, so that he can see where his pants are and pulls out the lube he cares with him everywhere (Bakura has this tendency to want to have sex anywhere, anytime) squeezing some out of the tube and lathering his hands up like soap. He sticks a few fingers into me with one hand and tickles my nipple with his other wet hand, fiddling with it in between his fingers. If that wasn’t enough he leans forwards and licked the tip of my dick to make my already too-hard cock, even harder. He blows on the wet spots and make everything above my thighs and below my chest tingle.

But he’s done wiggling his fingers inside me, so he pulls back and gets ready to rock my world….



He thrusts in fast. But gets faster with the second, third and fourth thrust. And faster still. Bakura grabs up after awhile and started drawing scribbles with his still sticky wet hands as he thrusts. His grunts of pleasure are so sweet but when he seems to have enough control over himself his head leans over and he breaths warm breathe all over the sticky spots on my stomach and chest making everywhere tingle a little, I cant help but moan.



His breathing quickens a little more, his grunts turn into half-moans and he’s getting louder, telling me he’s going to cum any second. “nghh” yep. There he goes. He leans down and kisses me a few more times with his oh-so-luscious lips before he even thinking about pulling out of me….



But he’s not done. Im close to the edge and he gets back to where he started. He envelopes my dick in his warm velvety mouth and uses his *second* strongest muscle to make my insides do flip flops and make that mush that was my brain turn to jelly. I buck a little and cum quickly. He licks my length up and down a bit more and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. Im tired, but he pulls me up off the ground and drags me to the door.



“My mouth can’t clean you up as well as a shower. Unless you wanna sit around all sticky and sweaty like a porn star..?” I follow him lazily to the shower. I don’t wanna be a porn star….



He turns it on full blast, a little hot but that’s how he likes it. We get in. Soaping up his hands he quickly rubs over himself. But that’s no fun. I grab the soap… still a little weak. Im not a machine people?! I get real close and I soap his chest up so thickly that the little bubbles are flying off the soap as I rub it on him. I turn him around and keep rubbing on his back. Im almost done but he turns around and pulls me flush against him. He’s so warm and wet and smooth…. Oh god I should stop drooling?! I wipe my mouth and look up at his face.



He pulls my feet up off the ground by grabbing the back of my upper thighs and moves against the wall….



Sex fiend. Bakura can never get enough…



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“Ryou, get me ice-cream” Naked, wet and lounging on the couch he’s demands food. Where does he put it all anyway?! And he should get dressed?! I have this theory that if I look at his gorgeousness too long I might go blind… and I need my eyes… for looking and stuff. “There’s none left. You ate the last of it last night.” I say annoyed…. I only had about one scoop of that whole litre full of creamie goodness.



“You should go shopping then, I guess” Stupid nonchalant Bakura and his disguised orders. “but-” I was about to say he could go buy himself his stupid iced-cream in a very polite manner but he beat me. “-but I don’t want vanilla this time, get strawberry.” Pink ice-cream…. He’s so gay hahaha. Ok Strawberry is my favorite actually, but it’s hilarious to watch Bakura eating something pink…. Especially ice cream, he’s such a pig and gets it everywhere, so that when he looks up at me and has a milky cream, my heart just melts…



“…..Ok”, I cave, im so weak willed. But this doesn’t matter. My plan is in motion now. The pieces just have to fall in place…



-DING DONG-



“That must be Yugi, he wanted to do something with me today” I smile at Bakura, I don’t think he really cares or anything, except for that fact that I wont be around to make him his precious sandwiches and buy him iced- cream. But he still complains if I don’t tell him where im going, what im doing… who im seeing etc…. He’ll use any excuse to complain I guess.



I go to the door. Yep it’s Yugi. “Hi Ryou” he smiles sweetly, “What’s up?”



I’ve been thinking about this and I think that it’s best to start off slow with this part of the plan. Oh and I came up with some names for the plan the other day – ‘the get Bakura to care more plan’ or maybe the ‘make Bakura jealous plan’ either way, there both straight forward and too the point~



“I can’t go out with you right now. I have to go shopping first…. But I’d really like if you came with me” I lean forward and smile at him. He blushes a little and looks away. Im sure this isn’t all going without notice from Bakura because he’s glaring sharp pointy knives at Yugi from over the sofa. Heh.



Bakura demands from behind the couch that we bring him back his iced-cream, not to forget it and to hurry up… picky bastard.



“Kay ‘Kura, bye.” I say quickly and grab Yugi’s hand as I exit the room. I turn to lock the door and see Bakura looking at me sideways. He doesn’t exactly look happy…. But I don’t think he cares to much as he looks back at the television quickly and now the door’s shut so I can’t see anymore.



“Kay lets go then.” I pull on Yugi’s hand and we walk in the direction of the shopping centre.



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(Back at the House –Bakura POV)



…………….. I don’t like the way that Yugi-punk was looking at Ryou just then….. What was with how close they were standing…..And Does Ryou always hold hands with him like that…. I never noticed THAT before…!



I don’t like this. I really really don’t like this. Maybe I should pummel the brat…. Nice. Then again pharaoh-no-baka will probably have something to say about that ‘cause everyone knows that he has a thing for the puny little loser …. Hmm sounds like fun actually…. But maybe, what would be better is if I got Yugi to stop looking at Ryou with those stupid eyes by getting Yami-baka to admit his pathetic feelings for him. It’s that or kill Yugi…………. Either way.



-RING RING-



“Hello, Yami speaking-“



“Hey, loser pharaoh-”



“Oh its you… Can I hang up now?” he’s rude isn’t he.



“Yeah, come meet me at Kentucky fried burger king, will you.” I sort of ask. He better come or I’ll….. Strip Yugi when he gets back here and make him run home naked! That’s sure to get stupid Yami to notice him when he gets home. And if he doesn’t wanna ravage the turp when he’s naked then he’s obviously not in REAL love with Yugi and he’s no use to me in that case…..



“Why should I…?” He’s skeptical. Im trying to do him a favor here… sorta, jeez.



“…… beeee-cause I just gotta tell you what Yugi was doing while he was over here….”



“… Cant you just tell me over the phone….” He protests.



“I could…… But I want to see your face when you hear this.” I really do. This will be hilarious to see.



“……. Sounds like bad news.”



“It really is…..” I say with phony interest now.



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(Kentucky fried burger king)



“Yugi did not do that.” Wow he’s sure…. Ok maybe I was exaggerating a little …. a lot. But something WAS going on between them! That wasn’t how they usually act.



“Ok, so he wasn’t ALL over Ryou but they were acting strange, like Yugi was holding his hand and they were both even more happy and sickeningly sweet to each other then usual…..”



“God forbid that anyone be happy….” He’s so annoying when he’s sarcastic… So- all the time he’s just annoying!



“Ok whatever. But NOONE except me gets to touch my Ryou like that! …… So if you won’t do anything about it, I will……….” I threaten. I mean it. I hate people touching him, with there dirty grubby hands and looking at him there stupid undressing eyes!



“You will not touch Yugi.”



“No… I believe that’s Ryou’s job now” I stick out my tongue at the pharaoh and he looks a little annoyed at my statement. Good! Finally the reaction I wanted… sorta .



“That stupid Bakura, Im sure it was nothing” I guess the losers trying to convince himself now. .. how sad!



“……. Or maybe Yugi just got sick of waiting for you to make a move and found someone else to…. Play with.” Ok this convincing thing is actually making me angry! Yugi better not be ‘playing’ with Ryou in any other way except for sandbox style!



“……………………………………” I think the idiots got it in his thick head now though.



“Better do something about this quick if you ask me…. They were getting chummier by the second, who knows what there doing at the shopping centre right now……” I pause….. I think I should go check on them now…..!



“Kissing…….. Cuddling…… having sex in the bathroom off to the corner,……..” Im not trying to convince him anymore… it’s more thinking out loud and- that better not be happening!



“Anyways, have to go!” Angry! Must find Brat and kill him.



We both walk off into the same direction but im walking faster…. I think the pharaoh is trying to be subtle about his suspicious behaviors, stupid. I pull on his arm. “Come on, I happen to be going there to. Hurry up.” I pull him along.

Ew pharaoh germs.



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(Super market- Ryou’s POV)



“Pink ice cream?” Yugi blinks. “I didn’t think that Bakura would eat that stuff.” Bakura is going to kill me if he finds out that im telling this to Yugi…

“Yea he loves the stuff. It’s his favorite…. And he looks so cute when he’s eating it……” Oh crap, Bakura speak is a bad idea…..



“…..But maybe when we get back home we should have some, I bet you would look even cuter when you’re eating it.” I exaggerate the some words and smile. Im sure he does look cute blah blah, but nothing compared to Bakura. My oh so drool worthy prince of pink ice-cream.



Yugi blushes. …Kay so that’s kinda cute….



I grab the trolley ‘cause I’ve got everything that I need and say “Get on”, he hops on the front and I speed down the strip kiddy style. But a person pops around the corner just as I was about to slow down and turn…. Making a massive collision.



Yugi flies off the front of the trolley as the person bounces back and lands on the floor….. with Yugi on top of him. How embarrassing.



“OH god im sorry?!!! Are you OK!?.......” I run around the trolley and see that its Yami that I had brutally bashed with my Yugi padded trolley…. Oops.



I feel an arm around me ….. the hell! Oh it’s Bakura. He squeezes me tightly and whispers “Don’t worry; Yami fine… unfortunately”



Yugi looks at Yami and blushes “oh…. Uh sorry Yami! Are you Ok??” Yami grabs hold of Yugi in a bear hug “No! Im dying”, Yugi’s eyes go all wide and he squeaks “Im not that heavy?!!”

Yami laughs. “No, I like you being on top of me………………I mean, your not heavy.” Subtle Yami… real subtle. Yugi gets up, a little surprised and relieved. “Why are you dying then” He frowns.



“…………….Because my heart keeps stopping when I think that you’re with Ryou instead of me…” What a corn-ball?!! I feel embarrassed for him after hearing that! Ok its kinda sweet, but come on, We weren’t even doing anything!



“…. W-we were just shopping Yami.” Yami goes silent and glares at Bakura… What’s that all about?



Yugi looks back at me as well. I smile at him, I don’t want to get in the way of his happiness or anything…. So this confession of Yami’s is really none of my business….. Annoyingly enough I’ll just have to change my plans…..



“But……… I like that you missed me” They smile at each other. /Ew, this is just too gross to watch./ Ok yes I would definitely agree with Bakura! This is disgustingly too sweet like adding 17 packets of sugar to coke, and I try to avoid that kind of stuff, even im not that much of a pansy. /Let’s give them some privacy then…./ we turn around and head out the shopping centre doors.



/Lets give them a whole lot of privacy! My stomach cant handle that much corn!/ Bakura whines.



Well this is mildly disappointing….. But I guess this just means that im going to have to change the plan, since Yugi’s little virgin romp with me cant really be used as a way to make Bakura jealous anymore…. maybe I could use Malik, he always said that he wanted to ‘roll around with me in hay’ or something like that…. I really don’t get why he said that… there’s no hay around. I mean were in the city…..





(TBC)