Wacky Crazy Funny Silly Zany Party Fan Fic!

Only 14 hits? Do people NOT like a good comedy on this site? My friends all thought that this was hilarious. And some of them don't even know much about Yu-Gi-Oh! I swear, the first couple of chapters may be short and lame, but they get funnnier as you go along. If you think this is a good story, then let me know! Send a review my way! Anonymous reviews work as well. Nevertheless, enjoy the show!

Chapter 2: Into the Unknown...I Wasn’t Talking About That!

“Well that’s a weird title.” says Yugi. “I wonder if it has anything to do with this chapter?”

The setting: Yugi Motou’s house. The cast: currently huddled in a circle with the exception of Duke, who is being chased by Pegasus. The plot: all of them only have seven days left to live and must find a way to end the curse. The cake: currently being digested in Tea’s large intestine.

“Is that even scientifically correct?” she asks.

Should an anime person who doesn’t even exist even need to eat?

“Good point.”

The group continues to ponder about a solution to all this mess, but comes up with nothing. It seems that they are destined to die. Duke’s legs are starting to hurt. He needs a distraction so that he can rest them.

“Hey! Isn’t that Bandit Keith in the other room?”

“My Las Vegas 24-hour long marriage hubby? Where!”

Pegasus runs off to the other room. Just then the doorbell rings. It isn’t as scary since it’s been rung so many times in the last chapter. The gang goes to answer it and standing outside is Strings. He has the Millennium symbol glowing on his head. Everybody immediately jumps to conclusions.

“Oh my gosh! Aren’t you cold? Don’t you know that it’s supposed to be raining soon? And you didn’t even bother to wear appropriate clothes. Are you hungry? You look half dead! Come in and get warm.”

Nobody ever said that they were the brightest bunch of lightbulbs in the pack. Strings begins to speak in two simultaneous voices.

“Yugi! I assume that you watched that tape I sent you.”

Everyone turns around and is shocked to hear the two voices and the mentioning of the tape. They all nod very slowly.

“And I also assume that the minute it was done, you all thought about having a giant orgy, but denied it because of the innocence of someone.”

Everyone nods slowly again.

“Well I added that last part to the video so that you could all know what pleasure feels like before you die, but it looks like you won’t even know that. HAHAHAHAHAcough coughHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“Who are you? Why don’t you show us the real you?” barks Joey.

“I don’t have the time, or the money, to be able to grant you that pleasure. But rest assure, you WILL see my face, soon enough.”

“What do you mean?”

“Far away, on an island, is the origin of that tape. In order to break the curse bestowed upon you, you must travel there and...”

“Beat you in a duel?” Yugi said, hopefully.

“No! I’m not THAT big of a fool. I watch the Saturday morning cartoons. I won’t make the same mistakes others have made. But you will have to beat me in a ‘game’.”

“How will we know how to get there?” asks Mai.

“Hehehehe. Like this!”

A bright light flashes before everyone’s eyes. When it disappears, everyone appears normal.

“What happened?” asks Duke.

“Hehehe. Why don’t you ask Tea?”

Everyone looks at her and she slowly turns around. Her face has been totally Ame-comed and she has a dazed look in her eyes.

“Have you eaten too much doughnuts again?” asks Tristan.

“No! She has been brainwashed into doing my bidding, just like this doll I’m using right now! I will guide you through her to the destination.”

“Couldn’t you have just used Strings instead?” inquires Joey.

“No! It had to be somebody you care about.”

“Who are you, anyways? And why did you use that tape on us?” asks Yugi.

“All will be explained in due time. Or maybe not. You might not survive that long. The journey begins tomorrow! (insert evil laughter here) .”

“Wait!”

But it is too late. The mind control wears off on Strings and he collapses to the floor, effectively breaking his neck and killing him instantly upon reaching the ground.

“What a waste.” says Bakura.

“Was that really necessary, mister narrator guy?” Serenity says. And the answer is simply “yes”.

Pegasus returns after not finding his previous boytoy in the other room and spies Strings lying out on the floor. Everyone assesses the situation and immediately gives him the warning glare. A bead of sweat appears on his face.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa there kiddies. I’m most certainly NOT a necrophiliac. What is going on here anyways?”

They inform him of what’s been going on. It is then that they realize that Tea is still under mind control. They try to snap her out of it, but everything results in her saying:

“You can do it, Yugi! I believe in you! Use the heart of the cards. If you lose, then the world will be destroyed! I charge $15.50 an hour.”

After the tenth time trying to snap her out of it, she goes into “screensaver mode” and started doing an erotic dance with the still hideously comic-ed face. After the guys that were actually turned on by this, not naming who weren’t, each took a turn in the bathroom, they decide to give up on her for now and turn in to bed. Due to lack of space, everyone had to share a room with someone else. After much debating, pleading, begging, a trip to the emergency room, denial of sexuality, and a game of Twister, couples were decided as follows: Tea’s body and Tristan, Mai and Duke, Yugi and Serenity, Joey and Bakura, and Pegasus and Grandpa, who just happened to have crashed through the roof again as teams were being decided.

What will happen throughout the night? What will happen tomorrow? How will the showering situation be handled? WHO will be handled? Find this out, and more, in the next chapter of...Wacky Crazy Funny Silly Zany Party Fan Fic!

To be continued...