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Loony Part 2

By: nightfire69
folder Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 6
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Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Loony Part 2: Chapter 2

Cindy: Good morning and welcome to the second chapter of the second part of Loony.

Sesshomaru: Have you decided on who's going to be the father of your children yet?

Cindy: No....SIT BOY!!!

Sesshomaru quickly fell on his face with a ...WHAM!

Cindy: Now roll over.

Sesshomaru rolls over.

Cindy: Play dead.

Sesshomaru: Oh! It's getting dark. So dark. Tell Jaken to take care of Rin for me when I'm gone and tell Rin that I always loved her like a father. Gasp, and ...tell Inuyasha that I'm ...gasp...so, so sorry for not being the big supportive brother that he always wanted and...gasp...I hope him and his friends kill Naraku in...the...end. Goodbye...everyone...I...
love ...you...all! (Kroke!)

Cindy: (Shaking her head in disbelief at Sesshomeru's over dramatic acting.) Come here boy.

Sesshomaru goes over to Cindy.

Cindy: (Holding out her hand.) Shake.

Sesshomaru shakes Cindy's hand.

Cindy: Heal.

Sesshomaru stands right next to Cindy.

Cindy: (Throwing a Frisbee) Fetch the Frisbee.

Sesshomaru runs and catches the Frisbee in his mouth and runs back to Cindy.

Cindy: Sit pretty.

Sesshomaru starts to sit pretty.

Cindy: Beg.

Sesshomaru: Oh please, pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top!

Cindy: Lay down.

Sesshomaru lies down.

Cindy: Good boy here's your treat. (Handing Sesshomaru a huge Milkbone dog biscuit.)

Sesshomaru: Thank you.

Cindy: You're welcome. Now what to do next.

Sesshomaru: I'll do anything for you.

Then an anvil lands on his head with a bonk. While Inuyasha and Koga where laughing hysterically at Sesshomaru for Cindy giving him all those dog commands.

Cindy: If you two don't shut up I will do the same thing as I just did to Sesshomaru! Now behave yourselves. (Then she decided to see what Jason, Miroku, and Kurama was up to. Then seeing those two tying Naraku up to the chestnut tree.) Humph, it figures. Okay you two pick up Sesshomaru and let’s go see what Kurama, Miroku, and Jason are up to with Naraku and the chess nut tree.

Koga and Inuyasha: (Picking up Sesshomaru and then following Cindy.) Okay.

Walking up to the chestnut tree we see Jason chucking more chest nuts at Naraku and Kurama handing Jason more chestnuts while Miroku was pushing Naraku making him swing back and forth.

Cindy: How come I'm not totally surprised?

Miroku: Now what are we suppose to do with Naraku now? We got him hanging from a tree.

Jason: (Under his breath) Moving target.

Inuyasha: (Smiling evilly) Simple....bromp a bromp a bromp...E-BAY!!!

Getting out a laptop and an Acme potable printer, scanner, checks into cash ATM machine. Jay quickly types in the internet address for E-Bay and scans the photos and just as quickly as he scanned though photos on the net, the ATM part of the machine stats shiting out money by the thousands.

Somebody who's voice sounds vary familiar: Hay who in the hell is this guy hangin' from the tree?

Jason: Who in the hell are you!?!

Joey: It's me. Joey Wheeler! The one whose ass you kicked in that duel, remember!

Jason: If you get sassy with me you'll be the next one hanging upside down from the tree.

Joey: Hay, take it easy pal. I just read in Cindy's story premise notes that I'm suppose to duel with some guy named Inuyasha. (We see Joey holding Cindy's purple spiral notebook and waving it around.)

Inuyasha: Let me see that! (Then reading the premise.) What the hell is Duel Monsters?

Joey: It's a card game.

Cindy: Give me that! (Grabbing her notebook from Inuyasha) Where in the fuck did you get this notebook Joey Wheeler!?!

Jason: Take it easy fellows. The duel's tomorrow. SO GET OUT OF HEAR!!!!!!

Everybody but Jason: Bye Jason!!!!

Jason: SCREWY HIPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we see Jason leave for the week with his money from E-Bay.

Cindy: Well I better go. I got to get ready for Christmas vacation. So happy holidays everybody!

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Questions to ponder till next time.

Will we find out what Jason did with his E-Bay money?

Will we find out what Cindy did on Christmas vacation?

What is in that purple spiral notebook of Cindy's that Joey found?

And will we ever going to find out who is going to sleep with Cindy?

All this and much, much more in the next chapter of Loony 2 Chapter 3.

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