Ana Behebek

Pairings: Bakura x Seto, Yami x Bakura x Marik (Yamishipping) OR Yami x Bakura x Marik x Yuugi.... I have yet to decide.... and one of the minor pairings are Ryou x Malik (Angstshipping)

Note: Well, I think a few things would be different if a male got pregnant, like some of the symptoms and stuff, so just to let you guys know, I might change some things!
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Ana Bahebek
Chapter 2

[Bakura’s P.O.V]

Well, this sucks. Seriously. I’ve thrown up twice in the last hour and had to do so behind some trash cans in the downtown alleyways. I should be used to it by now though, the throwing up part, after all I have been going through it for two months, and will continue to go through it for 1 or two more months. At least that’s what the TV said. Though I have to wonder if everything will be the same, I am a guy after all...

And since I have no where to go, I’ve decided to re-live my thieving days. I can handle it, I am the King of Thieves after all. Actually having a home and not struggling to survive everyday for the past few years I‘ve been with Ryou couldn’t have diminished my thieving skills all that much.

Let’s see... must find some oblivious wealthy person. I could always rob Kaiba Corp. Not that I want to go any where near that place, but I could steal a good amount of money and they wouldn’t even notice because they have so freaking much of it. Though the last time I tried robbing Kaiba Corp... that’s when Seto caught me, which basically started the whole relationship. But I have a feeling if he caught me this time, he wouldn’t be so lenient.

If I go back to the Game Shop, I’ll have the pharaoh up my ass the whole time. Marik is out of the question for reasons I stated earlier. Maybe I could ask Ryou.. I’m sure he could pay for a plane ticket and I could live with them...

No, I can’t go back to Egypt, I already told myself I’d never go back there. And I refuse to go to any one of those moronic people my hikari considers friends. I’d much rather be sealed into darkness for another 3000 years then rely on them for help.

Shit, the fucking cramps are back. They hurt like a freaking bitch! Slipping into another alley, I lean against the wall and wrap my arms around my stomach in a feeble attempt to ease the pain. I end up sitting on the ground, and I'm sure I look absolutely pathetic in this position.

After about 5 minutes the pain subsides and I sigh, leaning my head against the wall. This probably isn’t the best of places to let my guard down like this, but right about now I don’t give a damn. I have the Ring, anyone comes within 5 feet of me and I'll send there asses to the Shadow Realm.

I seriously feel like absolute shit. I am never doing it in the Shadow Realm ever again! Ah, who knows, I’ve heard of miscarriages and stillbirth, maybe if I’m lucky I won’t get stuck with a kid. Surviving on my own is one thing, but living on the streets with a kid is a whole different story. I’m serious, the kid would better off dead. Besides, I never did like children, annoying little pests, I would end up harming it.

I reluctantly pull myself up off the ground and leave the alleyway, deciding to go return to my earlier task of finding some wealthy person to rob. Only problem is, not many wealthy people hang around the downtown area’s because of people like me.

Surprisingly it didn’t take to long to find a suitable victim. I guess the people here aren’t as smart as I gave them credit for. Heh, of well, less work for me. Let’s see... some fat lady talking to some old guy, and said old guy looks like he would have a good amount of money. I mean, he’s got a fucking limo!

After glancing around for a minute, I casually walk past the two, skillfully slipping my hand into the old guys pocket and pulling out his wallet. Pff, that was to damn easy! Well, that’s no fun. I’ll have to go for a more challenging target next time. I hate it when things are that easy, it just irks me! It’s as if they’re mocking my skills as a thief.

One thing that really sucks, is the fact that in this time they don’t have food out on display in carts and stands like they did back in Egypt, which made getting a meal pretty easy. Now all the food is stored in buildings, which means I have to steal twice as much money in order to eat. Unless I feel like breaking into a store at night, but most stores are open 24 hours, which is an extreme inconvenience for me.

Well, there’s enough money for me to eat for about a week. Fast food restaurants, gotta love em. Hey, most fast food restaurants have better tasting food then those fancy ones that cost you an arm and a freaking leg!

Well, since I’m damn bored I guess I’ll go to the park for a while. I’m still extremely fucking tired, and I can rest there without worrying about some punk trying to jump me. Right, the park is on the better side of town, ah well, not like I have anything better to do.

Half an Hour later I arrive at the park, and unfortunately for me, my plans to relax come crashing down because Yuugi-tachi are there. Great. I should have expected as much, this is their ‘hangout’ after all.

I’m about to turn around and walk away when I hear someone say my name. Are they talking about me? Those little bastards! I silently make my way towards them, hiding behind a few bushes and tree’s so they don’t see me. One I’m in better hearing range, I peak out from behind the tree.

“Yeah, he came over last night... he didn’t look so good either. I wonder if he made it back to Kaiba’s okay...” Yuugi said, talking to Honda, Anzu and Jou. The three we’re sitting on the edge of one of those large water fountains, and Yuugi and his Yami were sitting on a bench.

“Yes, there was definitely something different about him...” Yami comments, “I think he gained some weight....”

Yuugi raises an eyebrow at him, “How would you know? Do you really pay that much attention to him?”

I notice the slight tinge of pink rise on Yami’s cheeks, “No, it was just noticeable is all, though you couldn’t tell when he was wearing that baggy shirt...”

Yuugi blinks, “You saw him without the shirt on?”

Yami’s blush deepens, “I accidentally walked in on him changing. Any way's, that’s not important right now.”

Yeah...” Yuugi nodded, “Do you think we should go to Kaiba’s and check on him?” Oh.. bloody hell! Curse Yuugi and his concern for other’s! If they go over there, Seto will probably tell them what’s going on, and the last thing I need is them all up my ass about it!

“I’m sure the Tomb Robber is fine, Yuugi. He’s perfectly capable of taking care of himself.“ Yami reassures Yuugi, then mutter's, “Weather it be legally or illegally to do so.

Yuugi pouts, “But I still wanna make sure...” Oh shit, I just know he’s going to get his way! No yami can resist that look from their hikari. Not even Marik!

Yami sighs, “Fine, we’ll go check on the Tomb Robber.” Oh SHIT! Okay, I have to do something, and do something fast. I could run to Kaiba Corp and run into them ‘accidentally’ at the front gate... no, I’d probably pass out, I’m already tired as it is. Okay, that leaves only one option, I make my presence known here and now.

I sneak away as quietly as possible, and once I’m far enough, I walk out into the open, so it looks like I’ve just arrived. I’m surprised the pharaoh didn’t notice my presence earlier. It didn’t take them long to spot me, and as soon as they do, Yuugi yells out, “Bakura!” And runs over to where I’m standing, his yami and the cheerleaders following.

“Well, if it isn’t the Pharaoh and his Midget Hikari.” I smirk, hoping I don’t still look as tired and shitty as I feel.

“Did you and Kaiba make up yet?” Yuugi asks.

Okay, I have to make this believable, “Oh yes,” I smirk, “And we did much more then ‘make up’.” I wink at him and he blushes. But the thought of doing that with Seto after what he did makes me want to puke, more then the feeling of nausea that has decided to come back. Shit, not a good time to throw up!

“Then what are you doing here?” Yami asks suspiciously, and I roll my eyes pharaoh.

“I don’t have to be locked up in his mansion Twenty-Four Seven you know. Besides, not much else to do while he’s buried in over his head with work.” I tell him. And it’s not completely a lie, even if he hadn’t kicked me out he would be buried in his work right about now until about 11:00 at night, sometimes later.

Yami looks at me suspiciously, but says nothing. Shit, shit, shit I’m going to be sick again. Glancing around quickly, I settle for going behind the bush I was hiding behind earlier. This isn’t something I have control over so I can’t wait until they leave, great, they’re going to be even more suspicious! Ra, I should have never gone to Yuugi’s last night. They probably forgot I existed and I unfortunately reminded them, that I do in fact exists, last night.

I dart over to the bushes, leaving Yuugi, Yami and their idiotic friends confused, and lean down on my knees, bending over and throwing up for the third time that day. Ra, I thought it only happened in the morning! That fucking TV lies!!

I don’t move for a few minutes, just to make sure I’m not going to throw up again, before standing back up on shaky legs. Isis, why me!? Couldn’t the gods use someone else as their fucking guinea pig!?

I slowly turn back around to see all of them in all their looser glory standing behind me. Well damn, this isn’t good. I know they saw that, how could they not have seen that?

“Bakura, are you okay?” Yuugi asks, looking up at me with concern in his amethyst eyes. Heh, I can’t believe the pharaoh‘s shrimp is actually concerned about me.

“I’m fine.” I reply gruffly, crossing my arms indignantly and looking away from him.

“You don’t seem fine..” He replies meekly.

“You don’t look fine either.” Yami comments, as if I didn’t already know that. That’s the third time he’s reminded me in less than 24 hours!

“Yes, you’ve told me that 3 times already.” I remind him, hinting that it doesn’t need to be said again.

“You shouldn’t be out if your sick Bakura!” Yuugi exclaims.

“I’m fine.” I hiss at him, causing Yami to glare at me.

“He’s just worried about you Bakura, though I don’t see why, there’s no need to be an ass to him!” He growls.

“Whatever, I’m out of here...” I turn to leave but someone had the nerve to grab my arm! I swiftly turn around to see it’s Yuugi who’s attached himself to my arm, “What now?”

“At least let us walk you home, you shouldn’t be out in your condition.” Well shit. It wouldn’t be a problem if I had a home, but I don’t. I suppose I could let them walk to the front gate, and then once they leave, I leave. I just hope they don’t stay there until they see me walk in... not only would that be bad, it would be just plain creepy.

I roll my eyes, “Whatever.” Yuugi beams and starts pulling me towards the Kaiba Mansion. When he said ‘walk me home’ he really meant it literally, because he’s still clinging to my arm. I glance back at the pharaoh, who’s talking to Jounouchi. Odd, I was expecting to find him glaring at me or something for being near his precious hikari.

We reach Seto’s house in no time at all, since the park was fairly close. I stand at the gate for a few minutes, but it doesn’t seem like they’re leaving any time soon. I turn around and glare at them, “Well, we’re here so you can leave now.” I tell them.

“Actually, we’ve decided to stay a while.” Jou says. Greeeaaat. He smirks, “Can’t pass up the chance to bug that crap out of moneybags.”

Shit, fuck, damn! Think fast, think fast, “Fine, you do what you want, I’m going in the back way.” I tell them.

Yuugi blinks, “There’s a back way?”

“Yes, but only certain people are aloud in that way, you have to go in the front way.” With that, I stalk off towards the back. I wasn’t lying, there is a back way, I just have no intention of using it. Instead, once I’m out of sight, I head back towards downtown.

5 minutes later, I feel a hand on my shoulder and swiftly turn around to come face to face with none other then the pharaoh. I always knew the god’s hated me, but I didn‘t know they hated me that much!

“Going in the back way, huh?” He asks, raising a questioning eyebrow at me.

“Leave me alone, pharaoh.” I snarl and turn to leave, but he grabs my shoulder again. Great, not I have to burn this shirt, “ What do you want dammit!?”

“The truth.” He says. Well, that’s good for him. but you know what, we all want things in life that we can’t have! I tell him this, and he just stares at me.

“Look, pharaoh, I don’t know what your sudden interest in my personal life is, but it better stop, because it’s fucking annoying! Ra, if I would have known spending the night at your house would have you up my ass for the rest of my life I would have never stayed there!” I scream, getting a few passerby’s attention.

“We’re just concerned about you, Yuugi even more so. since he worries about everyone...”

“Well isn’t that just noble of you. The Pharaoh concerned for the Tomb Robber, so tell me, has the desert suddenly froze over a well?” I ask sarcastically.

He glares at me, “I don’t see why you still act like that, Tomb Robber. It’s been 3000 years since Egypt, things are different now. We have no reason to fight, I’m tired of it and I’m sure you are to. 3000 years is a long time to hate each other, don’t you think?”

“Exactly. 3000 years is a long time to hate. Do you really think it’ll be that easy to let go of 3000 years of hatred?” I sneer.

“I never said it would be easy, I’m saying, if you are willing to try, we could be friends.” He said, then blinks, “Well, I know you don’t really like that word... there’s gotta be a better word for that...what about ally? Yeah, that’s a better word.” He crosses his arms, “So I take it you and Kaiba didn’t make up?”

“What’s it matter to you?” I growl.

“Bakura, I don’t know what’s going on, but we want to help you, you just have to let us.” Yami tells me.

“I don’t need anybody’s help!” I yell, then turn and storm away. Yes, I do realize I’ve probably made a big mistake.. but he‘s making me sound weak! I don’t need his help!
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Misao: Wow, Bakura’s a stubborn bastard!! He‘s going to get himself killed one of these days o.O Well, there‘s the second chapter. Rejoice.