Once More With Feeling Yu-Gi-Oh Style
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
954
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
I've Got A Theory/Bunnies/What Can't We Do
Alister walks onto the shop
Dartz:Good moring Alister
Valon:Oh hey did Joey get of to school alright?
Alister:Huh,Oh yeah I think so
Valon looked at him
Alister walked over to the counter
Raphael:Respect the muffin and tame the dounut
Mariah:Thats still funny sweetie
Mariah walks across the room
Alister:So any research,anything going on,Monsters or what not?
Dartz shook his head
Alister:Good Good,So did anybody ya know last night did anybody burst into song?
Silence
Raphael:Merciful ZUES
Valon:I thought it was just me and Joey we did a whole duet about dueling
Raphael:It was very disturbing
Dartz:What did you sing about Alister?
Alister:I don't rememeber but it did seem normal
Raphael:Well we just gotta break it down look at the facts before it happens again cause I don't wanna
DARTZ starts singing
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon!
No, something isn't right there.
RAPHAEL
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare
VALON
I've got a theory
We should work this out
Alister walks to the other side of the room
DUKE, DARTZ, RAPHAEL, AND VALON
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery singing all about?
Valon gets up
VALON
It could be witches!
Some evil witches!
Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over here.
Valon sits back down
DUKE
I've got a theory!
It could be bunnies!
(Silence. Crickets chirping.)
VALON
I've got a - -
DUKE (belting)
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!
(Pyrotechnics.)
...Or maybe midgets.
Dartz sits down beside Valon and flicks over the pages of the book
DARTZ
I've got a theory we should work this fast - -
RAPHAEL AND DARTZ
Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.
VALON
I've got a theory - -
ALISTER
It doesn't matter...
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
ALISTER, DUKE, DARTZ, VALON AND RAPHAEL
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
ALISTER
Hey, I've died more than twice.
Duke,Valon nd Raphael stand up
ALISTER, DUKE,RAPHAEL, AND VALON
What can't we face if we're together?
DARTZ
What can't we face?
ALISTER, DUKE, VALON, RAPHAEL, AND VALON
What's in this place we can't weather?
DARTZ
If we're together...
ALISTER, DUKE, VALON, DARTZ, AND RAPHAEL
There's nothing we can't face
Duke sits down
DUKE
...Except for bunnies.
Raphael:See okay that was disturbing
Valon:I actualy thought it was neat
Alister:So what is it whats causing it?
Dartz:I thought it did'nt matter
Mariah:But is it just us
Alister walked to the door and some peolpe were singing outside
MAN
They got the mustard out
MEN AND WOMEN
They got the Mustard outttttt!
Alister:Its not just us
Later that day
Joey:O h my god you can never guess what happened in school today
Alister:Everybody started singing and dancing
Joey:Tea gave birth to a Taradetacal
Mariah:Oh god did it sing
Joey:So you guys too,huh?
Raphael:So what did you sing about?
Joey:Math
Valon:Hey me and Joey have some books back at the house they could be relevent
Valon and Joey walked out the door
Dartz:Good moring Alister
Valon:Oh hey did Joey get of to school alright?
Alister:Huh,Oh yeah I think so
Valon looked at him
Alister walked over to the counter
Raphael:Respect the muffin and tame the dounut
Mariah:Thats still funny sweetie
Mariah walks across the room
Alister:So any research,anything going on,Monsters or what not?
Dartz shook his head
Alister:Good Good,So did anybody ya know last night did anybody burst into song?
Silence
Raphael:Merciful ZUES
Valon:I thought it was just me and Joey we did a whole duet about dueling
Raphael:It was very disturbing
Dartz:What did you sing about Alister?
Alister:I don't rememeber but it did seem normal
Raphael:Well we just gotta break it down look at the facts before it happens again cause I don't wanna
DARTZ starts singing
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon!
No, something isn't right there.
RAPHAEL
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare
VALON
I've got a theory
We should work this out
Alister walks to the other side of the room
DUKE, DARTZ, RAPHAEL, AND VALON
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery singing all about?
Valon gets up
VALON
It could be witches!
Some evil witches!
Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over here.
Valon sits back down
DUKE
I've got a theory!
It could be bunnies!
(Silence. Crickets chirping.)
VALON
I've got a - -
DUKE (belting)
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!
(Pyrotechnics.)
...Or maybe midgets.
Dartz sits down beside Valon and flicks over the pages of the book
DARTZ
I've got a theory we should work this fast - -
RAPHAEL AND DARTZ
Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.
VALON
I've got a theory - -
ALISTER
It doesn't matter...
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
ALISTER, DUKE, DARTZ, VALON AND RAPHAEL
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
ALISTER
Hey, I've died more than twice.
Duke,Valon nd Raphael stand up
ALISTER, DUKE,RAPHAEL, AND VALON
What can't we face if we're together?
DARTZ
What can't we face?
ALISTER, DUKE, VALON, RAPHAEL, AND VALON
What's in this place we can't weather?
DARTZ
If we're together...
ALISTER, DUKE, VALON, DARTZ, AND RAPHAEL
There's nothing we can't face
Duke sits down
DUKE
...Except for bunnies.
Raphael:See okay that was disturbing
Valon:I actualy thought it was neat
Alister:So what is it whats causing it?
Dartz:I thought it did'nt matter
Mariah:But is it just us
Alister walked to the door and some peolpe were singing outside
MAN
They got the mustard out
MEN AND WOMEN
They got the Mustard outttttt!
Alister:Its not just us
Later that day
Joey:O h my god you can never guess what happened in school today
Alister:Everybody started singing and dancing
Joey:Tea gave birth to a Taradetacal
Mariah:Oh god did it sing
Joey:So you guys too,huh?
Raphael:So what did you sing about?
Joey:Math
Valon:Hey me and Joey have some books back at the house they could be relevent
Valon and Joey walked out the door