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Gift 2: Trees Gag Gifts and Fruitcakes Chasing Reindeer
Title: All Gifts Come With the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Gift 2- Trees, Gag Gifts and Fruitcakes Chasing Reindeer
Author: Neko Jounouchi AKA Jams
Rating: Looks like PG-13 for potty mouths and pervy minds
Pairing(s): Seto/Jou Tristan/Duke Yami/Yugi Ryou/Bakura Malik/Marik
Beta: Judyoler
Spoilers: None me thinks. ::looks under the desk:: Nope none under there...
Disclaimer: I do not own it in Japan, I do not own it 'Merican...
Seto Plushie: ::clocks Jams with a glass candy dish:: Don't start THAT again!!
Summary: Interesting things can happen on the way to school... And Seto DOES have a sense of humor.
Jams: Well another chapter. I know... So soon!? I had this huge writer's spurt. Hopefully I can get the last chapter out in record time too. And what's funny is even thought I got this done so quick, it dosen't feel rushed.
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: Can we get to the tree falling on Yugi now?! XD
Chibi Yugi Plushie: -.-U
Seto Plushie: That was pretty amusing.
Neko Jounouchi: Don't tell them!! Let them read what happened!!
Seto Plushie: ::glares at readers:: Well get reading then!
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All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Gift 2
Trees, Gag Gifts and Fruitcakes Chasing Reindeer
"Man you so chickened out!" Tristan yelled, punching Joey lightly on the arm.
The blonde's response was a muttered "Shut up."
"That figures," Marik commented, pulling Malik closer to absorb some heat, "Damn snow! Why does it have to be so COLD!?"
"For once, Marik, I'll agree with you," Yami remarked, rubbing his gloved hands together.
"Aww, don't worry Yami," Yugi chirped with a smile, "I'll keep you warm!"
Bakura blanched. "That's sickening!"
Yugi frowned. "Why?" he asked, "Because it doesn’t involve whips and chains?"
Bakura opened his mouth to retort, but whatever he was about to say was cut off as he was plowed over by a reindeer. Or rather a kid in a reindeer costume. The white haired yami leapt to his feet and pulled out his pocketknife.
"Marik! We're havin' venison tonight!" he shouted with a maniacal laugh.
"Alright!" Marik whooped. And with that, the two light haired spirits began chasing the poor "reindeer" down the street.
"Uh... Do you guys think they're really going to eat that kid?" Têa asked.
"I don't THINK they're into cannibalism," Ryou replied.
"Come back, Bambi! Uncle Bakura won't hurt you!"
"Naa," Malik said, "They'll just chase the kid around until he wets himself."
Yami's ears perked at the sounds of Yugi humming with a giggle.
"Yugi?" he inquired, "Care to share?"
Yugi grinned and sang out, "Kura got run over by a reindeer!"
Everyone except Malik laughed.
"Dammit! Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day!" he complained, "Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful AND triumphant!" [1]
They laughed again as they entered the schoolyard, where they found a crowd gathered near the sixteen-foot school Christmas tree.
"I wonder what's so exciting over there," Yami said, tilting his head to the side a bit.
Joey shrugged. "Let's go check it out."
With much effort, the group managed to make their way through the mass of kids to find that they were starring at a smaller tree... with a live partridge in it!
"Oh it's so cute!" Têa cried.
"That bird looks mighty pissed," Malik commented. He poked at the animal with a finger, causing it to fly out with a vengeance. It pecked at the scattering students' heads, and in the midst of the chaos, someone bumped the larger tree.
Seto had chosen that moment to pull up, and he watched in amusement as the giant tree toppled onto everyone's favorite, miniature duelist. He had to bite his lip and force down his laughter as he observed Yami searching frantically for the missing shorty.
"Aibou! Where are you?!"
"I'm over here Yami!"
"Where?! I don't see you!"
"Over here! I'm the only ornament with eyeballs!" [2] Seto bit his lip harder at that comment, and then he tasted coppery blood. 'Aww, nuts... Better go wash this off.'
Once the chaos had dispersed, much to the dismay of a certain two unfortunate reindeer hunters, the group headed inside.
"Are you SURE you're alright?" Yami asked, picking some tinsel and fake evergreen needles from his light's hair.
"Yeah, just a bit itchy."
"Well, since Yugi wasn't hurt, I can say it WAS funny," Têa said.
"And kinda fun once the shock wore off," Yugi agreed.
"Yeah well, let's not try that again, eh Yug'?" Joey grinned at the darker of the two, "Yami might just have a heart attack next time!"
Yami glared.
"Ha. Ha."
Jou turned and opened his locker to find a small, unmarked present resting on top of his books.
"Ooo!" Têa giggled, "Looks like Joey has a secret admirer!"
"Open it Jou-kun!" Yugi squealed, "It might be from Seto-kun!"
With that, the blonde tore into it with fervor. He cracked open the lid and, upon seeing it's contents, closed it again with a furious blush.
"Well," Têa asked, "What is it? Jewelry?"
"Duel Monster cards?" Yugi inquired.
"Condoms!" Malik shouted, causing Marik and Bakura to roar with laughter.
Tristan snatched the box away, pulling out the contents for all to see.
"Well," Yami commented, "Malik wins the award for closest guess."
"Chocolate lube!" Malik whooped, "That's even BETTER than condoms!"
Joey turned a furious glare to Marik and Bakura.
"Awright! Which one-a y'all did it?!"
A chuckle behind him made him stop and whirl around with murder in his eyes.
"YOU!"
"DUKE!" Everyone else cried.
"Take it easy, Joey," the dice master said calmly, "It was just a joke. But I'll tell ya, it wasn't nearly as funny as Yugi's little mishap."
"Yeah, a real riot, Dukie," Jou scoffed.
"Well fine," Duke snatched the lube from Malik, who had snatched it from Tristan, "Here Tris, enjoy."
The brunette caught the flying projectile, and then proceeded to turn an interesting shade of red as Duke gave him a sassy wink.
"Well, that's interesting," Marik whispered, nudging Bakura with an elbow.
"Uh oh guys, two minutes till the bell!" Têa announced.
Yami slammed Joey's locker door shut.
"Alright," he commanded, "Let's make like a bread truck and haul buns!" [3]
Everyone but Tristan, Marik and Bakura had their books, so the three of them made a "Flight of the Bumblebee" [4] to their lockers, while the rest of the group headed to class.
Meanwhile, Seto was in his usual seat at the back of the class, engrossed in a book as always. The only difference today was the oversized, spearmint flavored candy cane hanging out of his mouth. He didn't even notice the 'nerd herd' come in until a hot voice whispered in his ear.
"Mine's peppermint flavored. Wanna taste?"
The CEO nearly dropped his holiday treat when he looked up into Yami's playful crimson eyes.
"Peppermint, eh?"
"That's right," Yami held out his own candy cane, and Seto could hear the others laughing.
"You shoulda seen your face, Kaiba!" Malik said, snorting in his hysterics.
Seto sneered. "Oh just you wait," he said menacingly, "tonight, you're all on MY turf. So just," he took a lick of his candy cane, "watch out."
The look in his eyes caused an audible gulp to form amongst them.
Seto grinned.
'Oh yes. This will be fun.'
End Chapter 2
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Notes
[1] I stole this line from Jim Carrey's Grinch. I can hear Malik, Marik or Bakura saying it. it just happened to be Malik who got it out first.
[2] This line is from 'A Bug's Life' I had to stop several times while writting and typing to calm my laughter. Yugi's just too funny sometimes.
[3] This line is from 'A League of Their Own' Yami saying it is just too amusing...
[4] "Flight of the Bumblebee" is my expression for doing something in 90 seconds. Personally this happens when someone calls and says "Hey I'm commin' over," and the house is a mess.
[5] Required items this chapter
Seto's oversized candy cane.
The tree falling on Yugi.
A pissed off partridge in a peartree.
Joey's chocolate flavored lube.
'Kura got run over by a reindeer.
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Jams: Well I think this one was more fun than the last.
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: ::still in hysterics over the tree falling on Yugi::
Chibi Yugi Plushie: -.-U
Jams: The next's chapter's gonna be a smidge more challenging, 'cause I have to work the last 6 items in. Shouldn't be too hard.
Bakura Action Doll: We hope...
Jams: ::sigh:: Yeah really. Well, til next time!
Gift 2- Trees, Gag Gifts and Fruitcakes Chasing Reindeer
Author: Neko Jounouchi AKA Jams
Rating: Looks like PG-13 for potty mouths and pervy minds
Pairing(s): Seto/Jou Tristan/Duke Yami/Yugi Ryou/Bakura Malik/Marik
Beta: Judyoler
Spoilers: None me thinks. ::looks under the desk:: Nope none under there...
Disclaimer: I do not own it in Japan, I do not own it 'Merican...
Seto Plushie: ::clocks Jams with a glass candy dish:: Don't start THAT again!!
Summary: Interesting things can happen on the way to school... And Seto DOES have a sense of humor.
Jams: Well another chapter. I know... So soon!? I had this huge writer's spurt. Hopefully I can get the last chapter out in record time too. And what's funny is even thought I got this done so quick, it dosen't feel rushed.
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: Can we get to the tree falling on Yugi now?! XD
Chibi Yugi Plushie: -.-U
Seto Plushie: That was pretty amusing.
Neko Jounouchi: Don't tell them!! Let them read what happened!!
Seto Plushie: ::glares at readers:: Well get reading then!
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All Gifts Carry the Kaiba Corp Seal of Rejection
Gift 2
Trees, Gag Gifts and Fruitcakes Chasing Reindeer
"Man you so chickened out!" Tristan yelled, punching Joey lightly on the arm.
The blonde's response was a muttered "Shut up."
"That figures," Marik commented, pulling Malik closer to absorb some heat, "Damn snow! Why does it have to be so COLD!?"
"For once, Marik, I'll agree with you," Yami remarked, rubbing his gloved hands together.
"Aww, don't worry Yami," Yugi chirped with a smile, "I'll keep you warm!"
Bakura blanched. "That's sickening!"
Yugi frowned. "Why?" he asked, "Because it doesn’t involve whips and chains?"
Bakura opened his mouth to retort, but whatever he was about to say was cut off as he was plowed over by a reindeer. Or rather a kid in a reindeer costume. The white haired yami leapt to his feet and pulled out his pocketknife.
"Marik! We're havin' venison tonight!" he shouted with a maniacal laugh.
"Alright!" Marik whooped. And with that, the two light haired spirits began chasing the poor "reindeer" down the street.
"Uh... Do you guys think they're really going to eat that kid?" Têa asked.
"I don't THINK they're into cannibalism," Ryou replied.
"Come back, Bambi! Uncle Bakura won't hurt you!"
"Naa," Malik said, "They'll just chase the kid around until he wets himself."
Yami's ears perked at the sounds of Yugi humming with a giggle.
"Yugi?" he inquired, "Care to share?"
Yugi grinned and sang out, "Kura got run over by a reindeer!"
Everyone except Malik laughed.
"Dammit! Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day!" he complained, "Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful AND triumphant!" [1]
They laughed again as they entered the schoolyard, where they found a crowd gathered near the sixteen-foot school Christmas tree.
"I wonder what's so exciting over there," Yami said, tilting his head to the side a bit.
Joey shrugged. "Let's go check it out."
With much effort, the group managed to make their way through the mass of kids to find that they were starring at a smaller tree... with a live partridge in it!
"Oh it's so cute!" Têa cried.
"That bird looks mighty pissed," Malik commented. He poked at the animal with a finger, causing it to fly out with a vengeance. It pecked at the scattering students' heads, and in the midst of the chaos, someone bumped the larger tree.
Seto had chosen that moment to pull up, and he watched in amusement as the giant tree toppled onto everyone's favorite, miniature duelist. He had to bite his lip and force down his laughter as he observed Yami searching frantically for the missing shorty.
"Aibou! Where are you?!"
"I'm over here Yami!"
"Where?! I don't see you!"
"Over here! I'm the only ornament with eyeballs!" [2] Seto bit his lip harder at that comment, and then he tasted coppery blood. 'Aww, nuts... Better go wash this off.'
Once the chaos had dispersed, much to the dismay of a certain two unfortunate reindeer hunters, the group headed inside.
"Are you SURE you're alright?" Yami asked, picking some tinsel and fake evergreen needles from his light's hair.
"Yeah, just a bit itchy."
"Well, since Yugi wasn't hurt, I can say it WAS funny," Têa said.
"And kinda fun once the shock wore off," Yugi agreed.
"Yeah well, let's not try that again, eh Yug'?" Joey grinned at the darker of the two, "Yami might just have a heart attack next time!"
Yami glared.
"Ha. Ha."
Jou turned and opened his locker to find a small, unmarked present resting on top of his books.
"Ooo!" Têa giggled, "Looks like Joey has a secret admirer!"
"Open it Jou-kun!" Yugi squealed, "It might be from Seto-kun!"
With that, the blonde tore into it with fervor. He cracked open the lid and, upon seeing it's contents, closed it again with a furious blush.
"Well," Têa asked, "What is it? Jewelry?"
"Duel Monster cards?" Yugi inquired.
"Condoms!" Malik shouted, causing Marik and Bakura to roar with laughter.
Tristan snatched the box away, pulling out the contents for all to see.
"Well," Yami commented, "Malik wins the award for closest guess."
"Chocolate lube!" Malik whooped, "That's even BETTER than condoms!"
Joey turned a furious glare to Marik and Bakura.
"Awright! Which one-a y'all did it?!"
A chuckle behind him made him stop and whirl around with murder in his eyes.
"YOU!"
"DUKE!" Everyone else cried.
"Take it easy, Joey," the dice master said calmly, "It was just a joke. But I'll tell ya, it wasn't nearly as funny as Yugi's little mishap."
"Yeah, a real riot, Dukie," Jou scoffed.
"Well fine," Duke snatched the lube from Malik, who had snatched it from Tristan, "Here Tris, enjoy."
The brunette caught the flying projectile, and then proceeded to turn an interesting shade of red as Duke gave him a sassy wink.
"Well, that's interesting," Marik whispered, nudging Bakura with an elbow.
"Uh oh guys, two minutes till the bell!" Têa announced.
Yami slammed Joey's locker door shut.
"Alright," he commanded, "Let's make like a bread truck and haul buns!" [3]
Everyone but Tristan, Marik and Bakura had their books, so the three of them made a "Flight of the Bumblebee" [4] to their lockers, while the rest of the group headed to class.
Meanwhile, Seto was in his usual seat at the back of the class, engrossed in a book as always. The only difference today was the oversized, spearmint flavored candy cane hanging out of his mouth. He didn't even notice the 'nerd herd' come in until a hot voice whispered in his ear.
"Mine's peppermint flavored. Wanna taste?"
The CEO nearly dropped his holiday treat when he looked up into Yami's playful crimson eyes.
"Peppermint, eh?"
"That's right," Yami held out his own candy cane, and Seto could hear the others laughing.
"You shoulda seen your face, Kaiba!" Malik said, snorting in his hysterics.
Seto sneered. "Oh just you wait," he said menacingly, "tonight, you're all on MY turf. So just," he took a lick of his candy cane, "watch out."
The look in his eyes caused an audible gulp to form amongst them.
Seto grinned.
'Oh yes. This will be fun.'
End Chapter 2
**********************************************************************
Notes
[1] I stole this line from Jim Carrey's Grinch. I can hear Malik, Marik or Bakura saying it. it just happened to be Malik who got it out first.
[2] This line is from 'A Bug's Life' I had to stop several times while writting and typing to calm my laughter. Yugi's just too funny sometimes.
[3] This line is from 'A League of Their Own' Yami saying it is just too amusing...
[4] "Flight of the Bumblebee" is my expression for doing something in 90 seconds. Personally this happens when someone calls and says "Hey I'm commin' over," and the house is a mess.
[5] Required items this chapter
Seto's oversized candy cane.
The tree falling on Yugi.
A pissed off partridge in a peartree.
Joey's chocolate flavored lube.
'Kura got run over by a reindeer.
**********************************************************************
Jams: Well I think this one was more fun than the last.
Evil Malik Doom Dollie: ::still in hysterics over the tree falling on Yugi::
Chibi Yugi Plushie: -.-U
Jams: The next's chapter's gonna be a smidge more challenging, 'cause I have to work the last 6 items in. Shouldn't be too hard.
Bakura Action Doll: We hope...
Jams: ::sigh:: Yeah really. Well, til next time!