"He's a Woman, Baby!" - Redux

"He's a Woman, Baby, a Woman!" REDUX
By Zero Mutoh
Chapter 2: "Light and Dark"

Disclaimer: In part one

Timeline: Same as part one

Author's note: Okay, this goes the same as with the oril, ol, only Zero get in on the action; that's right, two threesomes for the price of one!! (Yes, I know I'm still using the source material. Leave it alone, already! In case no-one's figured it out yet, this is my t let lemon. EVER. So don't be too harsh with me.)

Yami stood naked underneath the showerhead, the hot water massaging her skin. As she cleaned herself, she thought about that moment at the beach. That had been all too close. If Tea hadn't called Yugi back when she did, Yami would have most likely forced herself on Yugi, and she wouldn't have been able to forgive herself for that.

Yami rubbed the soap on her voluptuous breasts, imagining that it was Yugi doing it instead of her. She imagined Yugi taking the soap and cleaning her most intimate place. As the fantasy continued, it moved on to Yugi stroking her breasts, his eyes alight with pure love and adoration. Yami's hands mimicked her fantasy Yugi's ministrations as he moved his hands down to her sex, soaked by the water and with her fluids.

"Yugi . . ." she moaned. She picked up the detachable showerhead poinpointed it right at her sex, shooting the water right into it. Her moans grew louder as the water flowed inside her. Eventually, she came with a loud, husky moan.

"Nice performance, Yami," the sophisticated voice of Mai Valentine said from outside the bathroom. An embarrassed Yami got out of the shower, dried up, and came out with a towel wrapped around her body.

"If you tell anyone about this . . ." she hissed.

"Relax, girl-boy," Mai replied. "I won't snythnything. So, it's true. You do love him."

"Is it that obvious?" Yami asked.

"Yes," Mai replied. "It's called female intuition."

"I'm not sure Yugi feels the same way," Yami said. "And even if he did, there's still Tea to consider."

"Yeah, you're right," Mai said. "He does love Tea. But I can tell he loves you, too. I saw the way you two were looking at each other at the dance club."

"So how do I tell him?" Yami asked.

"Take it from a pro," Mai replied. "Make him want you and only you. The best way to do that is to wear the sexiest outfit you have. Preferably one that'll show off those killer legs. And wear some good intoxicating perfume. By the way, I have tickets for the Kidneythieves concert tonight. One for me, the other five for Yugi and his friends. You can come, too, provided you stay in the Millennium Puzzle until we're past security."

That night, they all went to the concert. Yugi was wearing a white vest over black clothes. Tea wore a pink jacket over a white tube top and pink shorts. Joey was dressed in a blue jacket over a white shirt and blue jeans. Tristan was wearing a black trenchcoat over a beige shirt and black pants. Bakura was dressed in a black jacket over a blue silk shirt and black jeans. Mai was in her usual attire, only her purple leather skirt was replaced by tight purple pants and she wasn't wearing her purple leather jacket. Zero was also there, wearing a white shirt, white pants, and a black vest (A/N: I know that he's wearing the opposite version of Yugi's clothes, but that's the whole point - he's the counter-Yami, after all).

Are we past security yet, aibou? Yami asked from within the Millennium Puzzle.

Yeah, Yami, we are, Yugi replied.

Yugi's Millennium Puzzle glowed and Yami appeared next to him, dressed in a tiny black leather jacket over a skimpy black tube top and leather hot pants.

"So how do I look, aibou?" she asked.

Yugi's stunned gaze was her only answer.

"All right, then," Yami said. She and the others walked down to the front of the concert hall. The lead singer of Kidneythieves, Free Dominguez, kicked off the concert with the song "Zerospace," which put another grin on the dark yami's face. Next, she sang "Black Bullet."

"When I'm drowning in the sea, I am. When you're looking down at me, I am. When I'm walking in the streets, I am a bullet. When I'm looking up and I find, I am. When I'm purer than the sky, I am. When I'm f***ing with your mind, I am a bullet.

"In the eye, in the mirror, I am a black bullet. In the eye, in the mirror, I am. Alone, alone in this all . . . alone, alone in this all."

Then she sang "Before I'm Dead." "Moon hangs around, a blade over my head. Reminds me what to do before I'm dead. Night consumes light and all I dread. Reminds me what to do before I'm dead . . ."

After that, she sang "Spank," the chorus of which went like this:

"If I see you're like your daddy and I should be gone, I would try to burn you but I won't. If I think that loving you could be just like a drug, I would try to burn you but I won't. It's all your graces, your deadly sins, love and hate you; it's so intense. If I could burn you, walk away, not see you anymore, I would try to burn you but I won't."

The concert finished with "Glitter Girl," "Dyskrasia," some songs from their debut album "Trickster," like the title song, "S + M (A Love Song)," and the hypnotically sensual rhythms of "Arsenal." After which, the band signed autographs. Among the devoted fans were Yugi and his friends.

"So how'd you like it?" Mai asked as they walked home.

"That was a fun concert," Tea said. "That last song is still stuck in my head, though."

"Same here," Zero smiled, this one a geuine smile of delight and joy, not one of his usual innuendo-filled grins.

Yami remembered that song very well. The rhythm had been hypnotic, seductive, and had enthralled her completely. The way she hoped Yugi would be enthralled that night.

Finally, Yugi arrived home. When he did, he went up to his room and hung up the Millennium Puzzle. He also removed his vest. The Millennium Puzzle glowed and Yami appeared on the bed.

"Aibou . . . may I tell you something?" she asked.

Yugi sat down on the bed next to her. "You can tell me anything, Yami."

"Here goes," Yami said. "Yugi . . . I love you." She looked away, unable to bear what would probably be a shocked expression. Yugi's hand gently cupped her face, turned her head so that she was facing him, and he kissed her. When the kiss finally ended, he looked into her eyes and said three words.

"I love you."

Yami's violet eyes filled with tears of joy and she kissed him. Yugi returned the kiss passionately. His arms wrapped around her waist and her arms were around his neck. As they kissed, Yami landed on Yugi's lap in a half-sitting, half-lying position. She slid her tongue into his mouth, where his own tongue met it in a passionate duel. Yami fell onto the bed with Yugi on top of her, and they were still kissing.

Ultimately, they had to accept the fact that they needed air. So the kiss ended, but Yugi's lips moved to her neck. Yami moaned as he kissed and sucked her soft skin. His kisses moved down to the area below her shoulders and just above her breasts. She moaned as his kisses moved closer and closer to the line where skin met the tube top. Finally, he removed the tube top, revealing her heaving breasts.

"Beautiful . . ." he whispered.

"Thank you," Yami whispered, her heart filling with joy.

Yugi curiously began to explore Yami's breasts with his hands, the fingers staying clear of her nipples. Yami shivered and moaned. "Don't tease me, Yugi . . ."

"Good things come to those who wait, Yami," Yugi replied.

Yami let out a low moan of frustration as Yugi continued to tease her breasts, letting his fingers get within a hair's breadth of her nipples before moving away from them. Finally, his thumbs moved up to her nipples and circled them as he caressed her breasts. Yami moaned. She moaned even louder when he replaced his hands with his lips. His tongue circled around her right nipple in a figure eight before taking it into his mouth.

The shadow queen arched her back, pushing more of her breast into her light lover's mouth. Said light sucked hard on his shadow's breast. The dark one moaned and tangled her fingers in her light's spiky tricolored hair. The light one sucked, licked, and bit her breast.

"Yesssss . . . Yugi . . ." the dark queen moaned.

After lavishing attention on Yami's right breast, Yugi moved to her left and gave it the same attention as its twin. Eventually, he started alternating between them both. Finally, Yugi kissed his way down her stomach until he reached the waist of her hot pants.

"It's okay, aibou," Yami said.

Yugi unbuttoned and unzipped her skimpy leather shorts, then pulled them down, revealing her equally skimpy panties. Yugi's fin ten tentatively explored the wet spot on the crotch of her panties. Yami gasped.

"Did I hurt you?" Yugi asked.

"No . . ." Yami replied. "Keep going."

Yugi continued exploring the wet spot on the crotch, watching as it got wetter. Yami moaned and whimpered in an agony of ecstasy, an agony that increased when Yugi's fingers entered her. Yami moaned even louder and thrust her hips up against his fingers, wanting them even deeper inside her. Yugi continued making love to her with his fingers until he realized that he wanted to know how her wetness would taste.

He pulled his fingers out of her, causing Yami to groan in disappointment. He removed her soaked panties, revealing the trimmed ruby-dark curls that framed her most intimate place. Yugi lowered his head and extended his tongue to lick her down there. Yami stiffened and moaned. Seeing that she liked it, Yugi continued licking her.

Wow. She tastes so good, he thought. As he licked her lower lips and sucked her swollen clit, Yami wrapped her legs around his head, keeping him in place.

"Yes . . . yes . . . ohhhhhhh . . . YUGI!" she cried out as she came, spilling her nectar all over his face. Yugi drank as much of it as he could and Yami released his head, freeing him to move back up until he was facing her.

"Did you like it?" Yugi asked.

Yami smiled at the sweet, hopeful expression on his face. "Are you mad, aibou? I loved every minute of it."

"I'm happy that I made you happy," Yugi said. With no trace of self-consciousness, Yami hugged her light and stroked his tricolored hair. Then she realized something.

"Not that I care or anything," Yami said, "but you still have all your cloton. on. And last I recall, sex was done without clothing." She kissed Yugi passionately and he kissed her back just as passionately, stroking her red/black/blond hair. Eventually, Yami broke the kiss and unbuckled Yugi's choker to kiss his neck. She also removed his sleeveless black shirt, revealing his chest. Much like the male Yami, Yugi's body was slender and toned.

Yami planted kisses all over his chest and sucked his nipples. Her kisses moved down to his stomach and she flicked her tongue into his navel, eliciting a giggle from Yugi. She unbuckled his belt and unbuttoned and unzipped his pants, then removed them, revealing black boxers. She noticed a bulge in them.

"Did somebody like being pressed to my naked body?" Yami asked coquettishly.

"Yes," Yugi replied.

Yami fondled his erection through the boxers, eliciting moans from Yugi. She then removed the boxers and his socks. She lowered her head to his crotch and wrapped her lips around the head. Yugi moaned at the feeling of her mouth around him. "Yami . . ."

Yami sucked him, gently at first, then harder. She swirled her tongue around him and flicked it at his tip. After some time, she took him in deeper and deeper until he was almost all the way in her mouth. Yugi clutched the bedsheets and moaned, even louder than the last one, struggling to keep himself from thrusting into her mouth and choking her.

If you like that, aibou, I wonder how you would like this? she asked him in his mind. She changed techniques, moving her head up and down on his erection. Yugi moaned loudly. In the meantime, Yami had moved one of her hands south and begun to pleasure herself. She moaned around Yugi's member.

The vibrations of Yami's moan were the straw that broke the camel's back. Or in this case, Yugi's self-control. He came, screaming Yami's name and pouring his essence into her warm mouth. Yami eagerly drank every single drop. Then she kissed her way back up his body until she was facing him.

"Did you like that?" she asked, her voice sultry.

"Yes," Yugi replied. Yami rolled them over so that Yugi was on top. He slowly inserted himself into her, inch by agonizingly rapturous inch. He paused at the barrier of her virginity.

"I need you in me completely, aibou," Yami whispered. "Take me."

Yugi did as she said, penetrating her completely and forever shattering her barrier. Yami moaned, the pain of losing her virginity soon forgotten in the midst of the pleasure from her penetration. She looked into Yugi's eyes, violet meeting violet. "Love me."

Yugi pumped into her, starting out slow and gentle. He didn't want to hurt his yami by going too fast. However, Yami had other plans.

"You can go faster than this, aibou," she taunted.

"Yes, I could, but . . ." Yugi started, but Yami cut him off.

"I'm not a china doll, aibou," Yami replied. "And if you're worried about just taking me with no regard for my feelings, I should mention something to you." She leaned close enough to whisper in his ear. "I like it rough."

Those four words awakened something hidden inside Yugi and his pace became faster and more furious. Yami moaned and swung her legs up and out, then crossed her feet around Yugi's neck. (A/N: If you're flexible enough, this can be done.) Yugi thrust himself into her with a passionate fury.

Meanwhile, Tea had just entered the Game Shop. She had every intention of apologizing to Yugi and Yami for suspecting them of having an affair. However, she was about to find out that her suspicions were partially accurate. She heard loud moaning upstairs, male and female. The male she recognized as Yugi and the female as Yami. Tea walked up the stairs, her heart slowly tearing itself in two.

I thought they loved me, she thought. How could they do this to me?

When she entered Yugi's room, she saw Yugi passionately making love to his now-female dark counterpart. Despite the fact that she was furious that Yugi could touch another woman, even if that woman was his darkness, she couldn't help but feel aroused by the sight.

What? the rational part of her mind asked. You're actually aroused by your lovers' treachery?

Yugi and Yami didn't notice her, as they were too lost in each other. Tea watched as their bodies moved in an age-old rhythm. Finally, they came.

"YUGI!!!"

"YAMI!!!"

After coming, Yugi and Yami stared into each other's eyes, their faces flushed. Finally, something made Yugi turn . . . and he saw Tea.

"Tea . . ." he said, instantly guilt-ridden.

"What exactly were you two doing?" Tea asked.

"We were making love," Yami purred. "In fact, we were going to do it again, but now that you're here . . . we can have even more fun." She got up from under Yugi.

"But I'm not like that!" Tea replied.

"You mean to tell me that you haven't thought of me the same way since my change?" Yami asked as she walked to Tea, her ample bosom heaving with each breath. "That you do not desire me the same way as before . . . if not even more?"

Tea was stunned speechless as Yami slightly tilted her head upward to kiss her. At first, she was too stunned to do anything, but when Yami pressed her body against her, she returned the kiss passionately. As they kissed, Yami slid her tongue into Tea's mouth and her fingers moved inside her pink shorts, to find something quite interesting.

Naughty girl, Yami whispered in her mind. You forgot your panties. But I like naughty girls.

Tea moaned into the kiss as she felt Yami's fingers inside her. She pressed herself closer to Yami, drawing her fingers further inside her. Yami broke the kiss, smiling. "You don't have to do all the work, Tea. I am perfectly capable of giving pleasure to you." She pulled her honey-soaked fingers out of Tea and held them up to her lips. "Taste yourself."

Tea sucked Yami's fingers into her mouth, tasting her sweetness. "Mmm, that is sweet."

"As are you," Yami purred. She kissed Tea's neck, right at her sweet spot. She then trailed kisses down Tea's body until her lips approached the line where her skin met the tube top. Yami removed the tube top and caressed Tea's breasts, eliciting pleasured sighs from her. Those sighs became moans when Yami lowered her head to Tea's right breast and sucked on it. Yami
eventually moved to her left breast and sucked that as well. Finally, she placed her head between Tea's breasts and licked her cleavage, her lips and tongue moving down her body, all the way to the hem of her shorts.

Yami removed Tea's boots and the shorts, leaving Tea as naked as her. She extended her tongue and licked Tea's nether lips. Tea gasped, then moaned. Her moans grew even louder when Yugi slipped behind her and started caressing her breasts and pressing himself against her. She was in a delirium of ecstasy as the masculine light and the feminine dark pleasured
her. Finally, Tea came all over Yami's face. Yami drank the sweetness that entered her mouth and licked off the rest, then kissed her way back up Tea's body.

"Now try me," Yami purred. "Taste me."

Tea sucked Yami's breasts, her tongue swirling around the nipples. Yami moaned loudly and entwined her elegant fingers in Tea's brown hair. Tea continued her ministrations, then kissed her way down Yami's body until she reached her most intimate place. She couldn't help but be drawn by the scent of her dark lover's womanhood. Hesitantly, she leaned forward and gave a tentative lick. Yami shuddered, then moaned.

"Do that . . . again," she commanded.

Tea licked Yami again, and decided she liked the taste. It was strange, but it was sweet. She licked her with a near-crazed passion. Yami's moans grew louder and louder. Then Yugi sneaked behind her and began caressing her breasts and kissing her neck while pressing himself against her. He and Tea pleasured Yami until she couldn't take anymore and came.

"TEA!!! YUGI!!!"

After Tea finished cleaning off Yami, she raised herself up to face her. Yami smiled. "No wonder some women prefer only to have sex with other women."

"I'll take that as a compliment," Tea said.

Yami's Eye of Ra glowed.

"What are you doing?" Tea asked.

Yugi's room was temporarily consumed in darkness, then resolved itself into what looked like an Egyptian pharaoh's bedchambers. Yami was still nude, save for what looked like a pharaoh's crown, complete with the Eye of Ra. She also wore the ornate necklace of a pharaoh.

"Where are we?" Tea asked.

"We're in the Shadow Realm, beloved," Yami replied.

"The Shadow Realm?!" Yugi exclaimed. "Yami, have you lost your mind, bringing us here? You know that normal humans aren't strong enough mentally to withstand this dimension!"

"Relax, aibou," Yami said calmly. "I'm using the power of the Millennium Puzzle to keep your minds and souls intact."

"This is the Shadow Realm?" Tea asked. "I don't know, I was expecting it to look . . . shadowy."

"That is what it is naturally," Yami replied. "But I have used my mind to reshape it into my bedchambers from back in my days as pharaoh."

Tea smirked. "I get it. You want to play a submission game."

"You are correct, my slave," Yami confirmed, slipping into her role. "And for now, you are to call me mistress."

"Yes, mistress," Tea said. "What do you want me to do?"

"I want you to get on the bed on your hands and knees," Yami replied.

"Yes, mistress," Tea said and crawled onto the bed, her derriere raised. Yami moved over to her.

"Such a tight bottom," Yami said appreciatively. "Come, Yugi."

"Yes, mistress?" Yugi asked as he came to her.

"Get under Tea," Yami ordered.

"Yes, mistress," Yugi said as he got underneath Tea, his face facing her femininity.

Yami saw Tea's wetness and smiled. "Naughty girl. Time to punish you. And I want you to pleasure Yugi while I do." That said, she smacked Tea on her bottom. Tea gave out a half-gasp, half-groan of pain and proceeded to suck Yugi's member. Yami spanked her again. And again. And again, and while she did this, Yugi licked and sucked Tea as she sucked him. Tea moaned around him, both from his licking and Yami's spanking.

After the multicolored-haired female pharaoh finally ceased, she massaged Tea's sore buns. She smiled to herself as she got a wicked idea. She placed a finger inside Tea and pumped it into her to get it wet, then removed it and caressed Tea's other orifice with it.

"Wait . . . what are you . . ." Tea asked, but Yami cut her off.

"Did I give you permission to ask me questions?" Yami asked silkily.

"No . . ." Tea replied.

"Good," Yami said. "Enjoy this." And she stuck her well-lubricated finger inside Tea's forbidden entrance.

Tea moaned in pain around Yugi's member, but the moans of pain soon became that of pleasure as Yugi continued his oral ministrations and after she got used to the presence of Yami's finger inside her. Yami continued thrusting her finger in and out of Tea, until she got a more interesting idea. She removed her finger from Tea's other opening and started to rub her crotch against Tea's bottom. Tea moaned, even more loudly than she had when Yami was penetrating her.

Yugi, Yami said telepathically. Move your body 180 degrees. I want you to make love to Tea as I do.

Yugi smiled. Sounds like fun. He removed his mouth from Tea's womanhood and his member from her mouth, then inserted it inside her womanhood. Tea moaned.

"Yugi . . ."

Yugi began to pump into her, slowly at first, but faster as his thoughts sank deeper and deeper in a sea of lust. Yami continued rubbing herself against Tea's backside. Tea moaned from the pleasure both of her lovers were giving her. Then she felt something strange.

Something was growing longer and wider and pushing itself inside her from behind. It felt a lot like a . . .

"Yami . . . what's going on . . . ?" Tea asked in between moans.

As it turned out, the expanding object inside Tea was Yami's clit, although it was more like a phallus now. "Think of it as a sort of organic strap-on," she replied.

Tea moaned again, this time from the pleasure of both her lovers being inside her like this. Yami and Yugi thrust into her faster and harder than they had before. Yami rubbed her breasts against Tea's back as she thrust into her.

"Yes . . . Yugi . . . Yami . . ." Tea moaned. "Ohhhh . . . I-I'm gonna . . ." But it was too late. She arched her back and let out a husky moan/scream of pure rapture. "YAMI! YUGI!"

"TEA!!" the male hikari and female yami shouted as they came inside Tea. Yami also had her female orgasm, spilling her fluids on Tea's rear. Both pulled themselves out of her.

"Oh, Ra," Yami said. "I got your butt wet. Let me clean it." That said, Yami proceeded to lick her come off Tea's backside. Then her tongue slid down to her still-damp core.

"You're going to get me started again," Tea said.

"That's all right," Yami said. "We have all night."

For the whole night, Yugi's room was the site of a wild orgy between Yugi himself and the two girls he loved most, Yami and Tea. That morning, when he woke up, he saw the red-and-gold-highlighted dark head of a girl. As he cleared out the cobwebs of sleep, he realized that the girl was naked and that he had his arms around her. Finally, he remembered who she was and what he had done last night. He looked over the tricolored-haired girl's shoulder and saw a brunette in her arms. He also noticed that his room had returned to normal.

Yami and Tea, Yugi thought. Never in my wildest fantasies would I have imagined something like this.

Tea's blue eyes opened and she looked past Yami's shoulder at Yugi. "Sleep well?"

"Yes," Yugi replied. "You?"

"Considering you and Yami tired me out so much, I had a good night's sleep, too," Tea replied.

Yami smiled as her violet eyes opened. "Heh heh heh," she chuckled. "We can tire you out again right now if you want."

"Thanks, but I should get going," Tea said. "My mom has no idea I sneaked out of the house last night and I don't want her to know."

"She might suspect what we did last night," Yami surmised.

"She'd probably be correct in guessing that Yugi and I had sex," Tea replied. "But she wouldn't think that there was a third partner." She got up from the bed, Yugi and Yami both watching her as she walked to her clothes. They also watched as she bent over to pick them up. Tea got dressed and left. "Bye."

"Bye," Yugi said.

"See you later, Tea," Yami said. She and Yugi got up and put on robes, then walked downstairs to eat breakfast. What neither of them noticed was the slightly-opened closet door or the glowing red Eye of Ra within.

Yugi blushed.

"Yami?" he said.

"Yes, Yugi?" Yami asked.

"I don't know if you'd like it, but I'd like to pour that maple syrup on you and lick it off," Yugi replied, blushing.

"Don't be embarrassed, aibou," Yami said, smiling. "It's perfectly all right to experiment. In fact, we can start right now." She opened her robe, revealing her completely nude body. (A/N: Her clit is back to normal, if you're wondering.) She then removed the robe, laid it on the floor, and laid on the robe itself.

Yugi picked up the bottle of maple syrup and knelt over Yami. "Do you really want me to?"

"Yes, aibou," Yami replied in a breathy voice. "Pour it on me."

Yugi's only response was to pour the maple syrup on her, starting with her breasts. As he poured more, it spread onto her stomach and even into her nether regions.

"I think that's enough," he said, and tilted the bottle upright, setting it on the table. He knelt over Yami again and licked the syrup off her breasts. His tongue moved between them to get the syrup there. He licked his way to her stomach, where he licked the s off off. Then he moved down to her nether lips, and licked the syrup that had gotten between them. Yami moaned, in ecstasy.

"Yes, that's it . . . taste me, lick me, suck me, devour me!" she cried out.

Yugi was only too eager to oblige. The syrup mixed itself with Yami's sexual fluids, making an irresistible drink, a drink that Yugi drank with much enthusiasm. Yami pushed her hips upward, wanting more of Yugi's mouth and tongue. Finally, she couldn't bear anymore and came.

"YUGI!!" she screamed.

Said aibou drank his dark side's honey and the syrup. He held himself still for a time, waiting for her to recover.

"That . . . was . . . incredible," Yami said. She smiled. "But I'm still sticky from the syrup. Would you like to come into the shower with me and help me clean it up?"

"You are insatiable, Yami," Yugi replied. "And the answer is yes."

In the shower, Yugi worked the soap into a lather and rubbed it on Yami's body. Truth be told, his hands were massaging her body more than they were actually washing her. One of his hands moved south to her center and a finger slipped inside. Yami moaned.

"Yugi . . ."

As Yugi pumped his fingers inside her, he pressed his hardened member between the cheeks of her backside. Yami moaned and pressed her butt against him. Yugi kissed her neck, biting her lightly.

"Yugi . . . I need you . . ." she moaned.

"Bend over," Yugi replied. "I want to do to you what you did to Tea last night."

Yami bent over, supporting herself on the partition protruding from the far wall of the shower. Yugi's lubricated member pushed into her other nether orifice, Yami moaning in both pain and pleasure as it did. Finally, he was in her completely.

Yugi began to thrust into her. Yami pushed herself back against him. The two of them continued on in this pattern until Yugi felt himself on the edge.

"I don't . . . think I can . . . hold on . . . much longer!" Yugi managed to utter in between moans.

"Let it go . . ." Yami moaned. "Come . . . into me."

Yugi let himself go, his essence shooting deep inside Yami. Yami came as well, her honey spilling down her thighs. Yugi pulled himself out of Yami. He looked at his member.

"It's still . . ."

"Hard?" Yami finished, turning to face him, half-sitting, half-leaning on the partition, her leg lifted up and her foot in the little cubby for the soap. "The penis gets hard when blood flow is diverted to it, right? So it's a simple matter of making sure the blood continues flowing down there. An easy task, with my shadow magick." She smiled at him. "Come to me, Yugi. I need you."

The smile, and her position, proved too alluring a sight for Yugi and he slid himself into her moist, warm depths. "Yes . . . oh, yes, that's it . . ."

"Yami . . . oh, you feel so good . . ." Yugi moaned.

"Yugi . . . Yugi . . . Yugi . . ."

"Yami . . . Yami . . . Yami, oh, my Yami . . ."

They made love like that for quite a while, until the moment of orgasm finally hit.

"YUGI!!"

"YAMI!!"

Yugi pulled out of her, thoughtful. "Yami, in all the times we've made love like this, we weren't using protection."

"Don't need it," Yami replied. "When I was male, I used my shadow magicks to keep Tea from getting pregnant. I did the same thing after I became female."

Yugi sighed, in relief. "Now let's dry up. I'm sure we've turned into prunes already."

After they dried off, they got dressed. Yugi wore his blue jacket over a sleeveless black top and blue pants, complete with two studded belts and a studded buckled choker. Yami wore a sleeveless V-neck top that plunged low enough to show off some cleavage, a black leather miniskirt, and knee-high heeled black leather boots. The ensemble was completed by two
crisscrossing belts and a choker similar to Yugi's.

"My grandpa won't be coming back until tonight," Yugi said, hanging out at the counter where his grandfather did business with aspiring duelists cau caught the gleam in Yami's eyes, and sighed. "Why put our clothes on when we're just going to take them off again?"

Yami kissed Yugi passionately. Yugi kissed her back just as passionately. Yami slid her tongue into Yugi's mouth and explored it. Yugi's tongue passionately tangled with hers. She slid her hand down to his pants and stroked his crotch, bringing him to full hardness within seconds. Yugi moaned into the kiss. Yami undid his belts and unbuttoned and unzipped his pants, then broke the kiss and knelt to remove them, revealing black boxers. She pulled his member out of his boxers through the slit in their crotch and stroked it.

Yugi moaned. "Ahhh . . . Yami . . ."

Yami's only response was to take him into her mouth and suck him vigorously. Yugi's moans grew louder and he held onto Yami's head, as if to keep her there. Yami bobbed her head up and down on him, swirling her tongue around him at the same time.

"Ahhhh . . . Yami . . . I can't hold it . . . much longer . . ."

Yami flicked her tongue against the tip of his member, and Yugi couldn't hold it anymore. He came, his essence pouring into Yami's mouth, and she drank every single drop. When she was finished, she released his member from her mouth. Just then, they heard the door about to open.

"Stupid broken lock," Yugi said as he pulled his member back into his boxers and pulled his pants up. It was then that Joey and Tristan came in.

"Hey, Yugi, hey, Yami, what's ---" Joey started to say, but stopped when he saw the whitish liquid on Yami's lips.

"What were you just drinking?" Tristan asked.

"Milk," Yami replied.

"Strange," Joey said. "You'd have cleaned that up by now. Hey, wait a second. Were you giving Yugi oral?"

Tristan's eyes bugged out in shock. Yugi blushed. Yami just smirked.

"As a matter of fact, yes," Yami replied, in a tone that dared anyone listening to take offense. "Do you have some sort of problem with that?"

\," ," Joey replied. "I find it weird, considering you were a guy up until a week ago, but it's cool by me. You love him, he loves you. So there."

"Yeah," Tristan agreed. st lst lock the door next time." He walked out with Joey. "See ya."

"But the lock's broken," Yugi replied in a low voice.

"So . . . why don't we return to what we were doing before that interruption?" Yami suggested, half-sitting, half-leaning on the counter.

Yugi kissed her passionately and she kissed him back with equal passion. As they kissed, Yugi's hands moved to caress her breasts. Yami moaned into the kiss as his thumbs rolled around her nipples. Yugi rolled her shirt up, revealing those voluptuous twin beauties.

"Suck them . . . please . . ." she moaned.

Yugi wrapped his lips around the nipple of her right breast and sucked. As he sucked on her right breast, his right hand caressed the left breast. Yugi didn't just suck on her breast; he also licked and bit it. Yami moaned.

"Yes, that's it . . ." she moaned. Suddenly Yugi moved his his hands over to her left breast, and stroked the round globes. Then Yami realized that those weren't Yugi's hands. But if they weren't Yugi's, then whose were they? Her eyes widenend as a pair of lips touched her left shoulder. "Z-Zero," she gasped, as her yami kissed along her shoulder and moved around to her front and, like Yugi had with the other, began kissing the nipple of her left breast before he too began biting and licking it. "Aahh..." she moaned, grabbing handfulls of their red/black hair.

The three were so absorbed in each other that they didn't notice Tea's entry. That is until she quipped, "So, couldn't wait till I was gone?" Then she took a closer look. "ZERO?! You're doing it with him now too?!" Zero removed himself from Yami and rolled his eyes, propping his elbows on the store's counter.

Yugi removed his mouth and hand from Yami's breasts and turned to face her, using his body to cover his half-naked darkness.

"Tea, we . . ." Yugi started to say, but Tea interrupted.

"Don't worry," Tea replied. "I was only kidding. I'm not. Ju. Just lock that door." She walked out of the Game Shop. "And tell Zero to go easy on you!" she added cutely before said yami could throw a Dark Magician action figure at her

Yugi sighed. "I'm sorry, Yami."

"It's all right, aibou," she said. "Now, my loves . . . come back to me. My breasts miss your gentle mouths
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"And my mouth misses your breasts," Yugi replied and sucked, licked, and bit her breasts vigorously, though Zero stayed by the counter and watched, his dark bangs hanging over his shimmering violet eyes. He didn't bite hard enough to hurt, though. Yami moaned and entwined her fingers in his spiky red/black/blond hair. After he'd had enough of her breasts, he kissed his way down her stomach, all the way to the waistband of her skirt. His hands moved to said skirt and hiked it up until her center was exposed to him.

"Sorry I forgot my panties, aibou," Yami said, her voice seductive yet innocent. "Do I need to be punished?"

Yugi chuckled, sounding much like the male Yami. "That you do," he replied. That said, he placed his mouth at her crotch and licked her. Yami half-gasped, half-moaned as he did. Yugi's tongue slid between her nether lips and swirled around her inner walls, tasting her nectar while Zero watched, removing his dark jacket with a grin on his face.

"So good . . ." Yami moaned. "Oh, Yugi . . . my love . . ." Her hand moved down and pushed his face into her crotch, wanting his tongue to be even deeper inside her. Yugi found he was having a hard time breathing, but what a way it would be to go.

Once again, they were interrupted. "Well, hello, there, Yugi and Yami," Mai Valentine said. "I see my advice worked."

Yugi managed to pull his face out of Yami's nether regions to face Mai. Mai just smiled at him.

"You really need to get that lock fixed," Mai said. "Who knows who else might walk in. By the way, I heard all that moaning outside. Heh heh heh. Who knew you were as talented with your mouth as you are with your cards? Yami and Tea are lucky girls. Ta-ta, lovebirds." She walked out. "And you can tell that no-good bum Zero he owes me a hundred dollars for that skirt he ruined last week!" She got out the door just as the action figure smashed against it.

"I'm getting very, very annoyed," Yugi said.

"Same here," Zero sighed, removing the black t-shirt he was wearing along with his Ebon Puzzle and placing them on the counter.

"And I'm still very, very horny," Yami replied. "Now give me your tongue."

"Into dominance, are we?" Yugi asked, prompting Zero to snicker before Yami shot him a dirty look.

"We have a week left before I change back," Yami replied. "Time enough to show you domination."

Yugi inserted his tongue into Yami's sex and returned to licking her. She moaned loudly and thrust her hips against him. Zero then grabbed her by her hair and lowered her mouth onto his waiting tool, moaning as she swirled her tongue around its tip. Her dark side grabbed her hair harder and closed his eyes, enjoying the divine pleasures he was receiving from his other half's lips and mouth.

So close, so close, Yami thought. Out loud, "Ohhhhh . . . ahhhhh . . . YUGI!" She came, spilling her nectar onto Yugi's face and pulling Zero out her mouth. White strands of cum splattered on her face as Zero finally came. She wiped her face off and licked her fingers clean before giving Zero another dirty look. Yugi drank as much as he could, then moved back up to face her. "Did I get you wet? Let me clean it up." To that end, she licked all her honey off Yugi's face.

"Did you like that?" Yugi asked. Zero just panted in relief as his other self removed her hand from his member.

"I loved it, Yugi," Yami replied. She undid his pants and pulled his erection out of his boxers, aligning it with her womanhood. "In. Now."

Yugi penetrated her and both were plunged into a sea of what felt like unearthly ecstasy. He pumped into her with a frenetic speed and force. Yami wrapped her legs around him and thrust her hips against him.

"Oh, yes . . . so good . . . yes . . . Yugi . . . Z-Zero, you. . . what to . . . oh. . .d-do! "

"Ahhhh . . . you feel so good around me . . . yes . . . Yami . . ." It was at that moment that Zero made his move; swiftly lowering his pants, he unwrapped Yami's legs and pulled out his own throbbing manhood from its cotton confines once more. He followed through with one fluid thrust and entered Yami's other opening. The young woman screamed in ecstasy as her two lovers alternately pounded into her. Yugi and Zero began to pant from the exertion, their long bangs sticking to thier sweat-slicked faces. The three picked up the pace, all of them overcome by the same feelings of joy and completeness.

It was this rather arousing scene that Ryou Bakura had the bad luck to walk in on. He blushed, and stammered, something to the effect of, "I'll leave you three alone."

Yugi turned to face him. "Bakura, we . . . uh . . ."

However, Bakura wasn't going to be able to let him finish, due to the fact that his Millennium Ring was glowing, signaling the arrival of his own dark spirit . . . Yami Bakura.

"Why, hello there, Yugi," the dark counterpart of Bakura said, evilly narrowed brown eyes glinting. "Hello, pharaoh." As always, he ignored Zero, seeing the yami as a useless copy and not worth the time it took to insult him.

"Your aibou was nice enough to leave before you took over," Yami said, looking over Yugi's shoulder at him. "Why don't you take a page out of his book?"

"I didn't know you were the type to like males, pharaoh," Yami Bakura replied, changing the subject. "Must be the female hormones, or did you already have feelings for them?" He chuckled sinisterly. "Beware, little Yugi. Your yami's a bit of a sex fiend."

"Get out," Yami said through gritted teeth. "Your presence is troublesome."

"Yeah, go blow, joe," Zero sneered, equally pissed at the grave robber's presence.

"All right, all right," Yami Bakura conceded. "I'll leave. Ta-ta. But I swear to you, if Zero ever says something that stupid to me again, he's going to the Shadow Realm - first class." The Ring glowed again, and Bakura took over.

"Sorry," he said, and left.

"What was Yami Bakura talking about?" Yugi asked. Both Zero and Yami looked at each other, nodding, before Yami continued.

"When I was pharaoh, I had a habit of inviting girls over to my bedchambers for what you might now call 'one-night stands,' " Yami explained. "But there was this one girl. The first time I saw her, I fell in love. I didn't wher her to be just a one-night stand. I wanted more."

"You wanted to be with her forever," Yugi interpreted.

"Yes, you're right," Zero took over, once more reminding Yugi what the spirit really was.

"What was her name?" Yugi asked.

"Anzu," Zero and Yami both replied. She let out a low "mmmm." "Aibou? Could we return to what we were doing before we were interrupted?"

Yugi and Zero's only responses were to resume thrusting into her, soon returning to the same frenzied speed they were at before their interruption. Yami thrust her hips back against Yugi, Zero thrusting his forwards at the same time. It wasn't long before they came, screaming their ecstasy to the heavens.

Later, they got cleaned up and let their friends inside.

"Whew!" Joey said. "Thought you two would never stop. GAH! ZERO!! Don't tell me that you were, ya know, with Yami, too!"

"What can I say, Joey?" Yami replied, her violet eyes gleaming. "I'm tireless."

"Are you okay with this, Tea?" Tristan asked. "Your two boyfriends --- although one's currently female --- being with each other like that? Not to mention that bum Zero." It was here that the sem-naked Zero hit Tristen over the head with a convienently placed plushie. Hard. "Oow! You jerk!"

"Sure," Tea replied. "They love me, I love them, and they happen to love each other. I see nothing wrong with that."

Mai just smiled.

"Did you know about this somehow, Mai?" Joey asked.

"Know about it?" Mai replied. She smirked. "I planned for it. I knew Yugi and Yami were in love; it was just a matter of helping them bring it out into the light. However, I didn't really count on Zero getting in on the action. I'd ask if you were mad, Tea, but that's a ridiculous question, knowing what went on with you three last night."

"You knew that Yami, Yugi, and I had tog together?!" Tea exclaimed.

"Now I do," Mai said.

Realizing her blunder, Tea clapped a hand over her mouth, and Zero snickered once more before Yami smacked him over the head.

"Don't be embarrassed, love," Yami said and kissed her exposed throat softly.

"Bakura, may I talk to your yami outside for a minute?" Mai asked.

"Are you sure?" Bakura asked.

"Don't tell me you're actually going to talk to that psychopath," Joey said.

"I can take care of myself, Joey," Mai said. That said, she and Bakura went outside. Once there, Yami Bakura took over.

"What do you want, wench?" he asked.

"What did you call me?" Mai asked.

"I called you a wench, wench," Yami Bakura replied smugly.

Mai slapped him. Hard. "Now you listen," she said, her tone firm and outraged. "You're jealous of Yugi, aren't you?"

"Why would I be jealous of that little fool?" Yami Bakura asked.

"Because he has Yami and you don't," Mai replied matter-of-factly.

Yami Bakura was silent for a minute.

"So it's true," Mai concluded. "You do love her."

"Is that so wrong?" Yami Bakura asked. "I may be a tomb robber and a thief of souls, but I can feel, too! I want the same thing anyone else wants --- love! But I can't have it! I'm nothing but a thief!"

"You may not have Yami, but your aibou cares about you," Mai replied. "Even though you hurt him a lot, he still cares. Now, why don't we go inside?"

"All right," Yami Bakura said, and went back inside the Game Shop with Mai.

"Are you all right?" Joey asked. "Did he hurt you?"

"I'm fine, Joey," Mai replied. "Thanks for the concern, though."

It was at that moment that Seto Kaiba entered.

"Hello, everyone,\ sai said. He looked at Yugi and Yami, and smiled. "So, have you two finally gotten together?"

"Yes, we have," Yami replied, her voice sounding like a purr. "What's wrong? Did you want a chance with me?"

"As a matter of fact, I was hoping to catch your heart," Kaiba replied, "but I see Yugi has done that already. No matter. I wish you both happiness."

"Thank you," Yugi said.

"Hey, what about me?" Zero mocked-whined before both Yami and Yugi hit him on the head. "Oow!! Damn it, would you stop hitting my head already!!"

"Yes, thank you," Yami said, "but you'll never get a chance at this, Seto baby." She shook her hips flirtatiously.

"Yes, I can see that," Kaiba said. "Good-bye." He turned to leave before his growing erection grew obvious.

"If Kaiba asked you out before you and I got together, would you have said yes?" Yugi asked.

"No," Yami replied. "My heart is yours, aibou."

"And mine is yours," Yugi replied. They kissed.

"Gah, you're making me sick!" Zero laughed as he pulled his jacket back on and put his puzzle back on over his neck before he turned to go.

A week later, the curse was finally lifted. But Yugi and Yami still looked at the time they'd spent as lovers fondly, as it reminded them of the even deeper bond they shared. As for Zero, he just grinned like always and vanished like the dust in windwind.

The End

End Notes: So what did you think? Yeah, I DO realize it's still too derivative, but this is my first time. I wanted to keep the story consistent with the orginal, but also add my own little twists to it. I DO welcome any and all comments and suggestions for future (and hopefully more original) lemons. If anyone wants though, I could always do another remake fic. Just ask :)


YOUR HOST FOR THIS EVENING WAS THE REGAL ZERO MUTOH, MAY YOU ALL HOPE TO BE LIKE HIM ONE DAY WHILE YOU BASK IN HIS GREATNESS! (sorry, just had to do that once.)