To The MAX!
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,210
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Man!
"I wish I was queer."
"Why?"
"So I could get chicks."
"Oh. Scared me for a second there, man." Jounouchi said, as he started biting his nails. Honda stared.
"You okay, man? You don’t usually gnaw yourself."
Jounouchi's eyes filled with tears, and everything around him went dark blue. His fists clenched as they began to sh-
Wait. . .no. . .sorry.
"Yeah I do. You're just so stupid you never noticed."
"I am SO!" Honda shouted. Jounouchi grunted with laughter. Honda didn’t understand why, so he just went on to elaborate his queer plan.
Soon they were at their three-story school. It had a giant column running down the middle, which had a clock at the top. Every floor was equipped with large windows. (See any anime)
"Hey man, check Seto out."
"Fantastic idea, man. That's the perfect way to seem gay. Fawn over the sexy rich brunette."
"No man-he's all bru-you think Seto's sexy?" Jou's head snapped right.
"Well even you gotta admit!. . ." Honda grunted, "No man, that's gay."
Jou snickered, but got serious again.
"I wonder what's up with all of Seto's bruises. Hey man. . .do you think he's being abused?" Jou started to cry, "Because man, if he is. . .I feel his pain! Oh woe is me. . .my father's always drunk, and then. . .then he hits me. . .pashu, pashu. . ." Giant blue tears flew from his eyes.
"Man. At least you don’t have it as bad as Ryou. Look at him. Poor guy was probably raped by his Yami again last night. He's rubbin' his fine ass. . ."
Jou stopped crying, "His what ass?"
"His. . .fine ass. No! Wait! Damnit!"
Jou stepped a pace to the left. Just for safety. What was happening with Seto? He thought, maybe if I confront him about it, he'll cry on my shoulder and then. . . and then we'll become lovers! But what about Honda? And what about what society thinks of gays, man? And what about my gay-hating drunk father who will never understand that we love each other? Oh woe is me! Pashu! Pashu! My life is so full of angst!
And he toddled off and wrote some dark poetry about how life is full of crawling and ambiguity and angels dying.
Just kidding.
"Forget Seto, man. He can deal with his own stuff." Jou puffed out his strong gorilla chest. "Man that Anzu looks hot today. Yeah! I'm talkin' about you, sweet thang!"
Honda grunted.
"Why?"
"So I could get chicks."
"Oh. Scared me for a second there, man." Jounouchi said, as he started biting his nails. Honda stared.
"You okay, man? You don’t usually gnaw yourself."
Jounouchi's eyes filled with tears, and everything around him went dark blue. His fists clenched as they began to sh-
Wait. . .no. . .sorry.
"Yeah I do. You're just so stupid you never noticed."
"I am SO!" Honda shouted. Jounouchi grunted with laughter. Honda didn’t understand why, so he just went on to elaborate his queer plan.
Soon they were at their three-story school. It had a giant column running down the middle, which had a clock at the top. Every floor was equipped with large windows. (See any anime)
"Hey man, check Seto out."
"Fantastic idea, man. That's the perfect way to seem gay. Fawn over the sexy rich brunette."
"No man-he's all bru-you think Seto's sexy?" Jou's head snapped right.
"Well even you gotta admit!. . ." Honda grunted, "No man, that's gay."
Jou snickered, but got serious again.
"I wonder what's up with all of Seto's bruises. Hey man. . .do you think he's being abused?" Jou started to cry, "Because man, if he is. . .I feel his pain! Oh woe is me. . .my father's always drunk, and then. . .then he hits me. . .pashu, pashu. . ." Giant blue tears flew from his eyes.
"Man. At least you don’t have it as bad as Ryou. Look at him. Poor guy was probably raped by his Yami again last night. He's rubbin' his fine ass. . ."
Jou stopped crying, "His what ass?"
"His. . .fine ass. No! Wait! Damnit!"
Jou stepped a pace to the left. Just for safety. What was happening with Seto? He thought, maybe if I confront him about it, he'll cry on my shoulder and then. . . and then we'll become lovers! But what about Honda? And what about what society thinks of gays, man? And what about my gay-hating drunk father who will never understand that we love each other? Oh woe is me! Pashu! Pashu! My life is so full of angst!
And he toddled off and wrote some dark poetry about how life is full of crawling and ambiguity and angels dying.
Just kidding.
"Forget Seto, man. He can deal with his own stuff." Jou puffed out his strong gorilla chest. "Man that Anzu looks hot today. Yeah! I'm talkin' about you, sweet thang!"
Honda grunted.