Of Dice and Dragons
Croquet, Anyone?
(me): Zzzzzz *curled up in my big armchair and fast asleep*
Sekura: don’t bother him guys, he’s had a long night… without Seto *wink wink* Anyway… I think I should mention that this chapter was written while everybody’s favourite Phantom was out on a band trip… good times. Heh… right…
In any case, Phantom doesn’t own squat! He’s just lucky he doesn’t have to pay me or he’d be broke! ^_^
Yeah, and he wants reviews, he’s a little review whore and feels like he’s been getting deprived for the last few chapters… so you would probably be wise to appease him… before he comes after you! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…*gasps for airr*…ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Chapter 20 – Croquet, anyone?
*flashback*
“ So, you’re off now?”
“Yes, Mokuba.”
“Bring me back something nice.”
“Kiddo, this isn’t a business trip, it’s a school excursion.”
“Aw… what am I going to do for three whole days?”
“Oh, I don’t know, perhaps that history project you’ve been putting off for the last three months?” Seto said, sarcastically, harassing his brother for once. He had discovered it was more fun to be the harasser instead of the harassee for once.
“Quiet you, I get the point.” Mokuba sighed, “So at least tell me you’re going to try and have some fun, alright?”
“I’ll try. Now you’re going to have some fun, too.” Seto said, tossing a set of keys to his little brother and grabbing another set for himself.
Just barely catching the keys and fumbling them a few times, Mokuba knotted his eyebrows in confusion, switching his gaze between the innocent keys in his hand and his anything but innocent older brother. He didn’t have to say anything, for the dumbfounded expression on his face was more than enough to prompt an explanation from his elder brother.
“The keys to my—your BMW. I told you you’re going to have some fun and I meant it.”
Mokuba’s eyes got as wide as they possibly could have gotten and he started jumping up and down erratically until Seto grabbed both of his shoulders and held him down, likely to say something of grave importance.
“Just a not, if there is so much as a scratch on it when I get back… I’ll disown you!” Seto said, leaning in to whisper in one of Mokuba’s ears, he added, “…and if you get caught driving illegally, I’ll just say the car is stolen.”
The little one nodded enthusiastically, but for some reason, one thing was left unsaid.
“But Seto, if yougivigiving me your car, how are you going to get to Hitchcock’s Hideaway? You can’t be thinking to take the limo!”
“Of course not! I’ve decided it’s nice enough outside that I’m going to bring out my holiday gift to myself (a/n: whoa! Go non-denominationalism!), my other car… my fast car.” Seto said, holding out the second set of keys and pointing out the window to the two cars in the driveway, a silver BMW and a red Celica…
*end flashback*
Seto and Otogi walked aimlessly around for quite some time before finally admitting they were completely and hopelessly lost. So, what did the two men decide to do? Well, they walked some more, of course! Aast ast that was the outward consensus, in their minds, both men had a radically different idea of what they wanted, but both also had an overwhelming sense of decency and social responsibility.
‘I wonder if he’d let me strip him down and have my way with him right here and now. Like right up against a tree or something.’ Otogi thought, staring at Seto’s ass as they walked.
‘Man, the thought of rustic sex in the woods is really turning me on. I bet not even Mokuba could have thought this one up.’ Seto thought, fingering his “birthday present”, carefully stowed in the pocket of his trench coat.
After eons of walking (or at least it felt that way), our two travelers decided they could walk no farther. Otogi collapsed on the soft, mossy ground and Seto was quick to follow suit. Both rapidly felt the effects of the cool spring night and Otogi curled up next to his one and only, seeking the warmth the other’s body would provide. Seto wasted no time in wrapping his arms around his beloved’s waist and also stated to leave a light trail of kisses down the side of Otogi’s face, concentrating near his ear, trying to entice him to turn around so Scoulcould properly kiss him.
Eager not to disappoint, Otogi wound his upper torso around and wrapped his arms around Seto’s neck, closing his eyes and silently ascending to meet Seto’s lips with his own, longing for a solemn kiss. However, as though fate itself were against them, once they were mere centimeters apart, a voice came through the air, breaking the once serene silence.
“Hey you two, you shouldn’t be out here all alone!”
The aural intrusion was more than enough to ruin the moment and make Seto cringe (>..< Not a chance…
so yeah… what do you guys think?